Jovian Jazz's MindSay Blog http://palyer101.mindsay.com Jovian Jazz - MindSay Blog http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_beginning_of_the_end.mws palyer101 2005-05-06T06:05:47-05:00 <![CDATA[The beginning of the end]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_beginning_of_the_end.mws Well, a new thing for me to try out. I don't care if you want to read about me or not. Just do it.
About me:
Interests: my computer, the internet, video games, music, movies, DVD's, Anime cartoons.
Dislikes: Sports, retards, and the outdoors in general.
Hobbies: Playing games, listening to music, reading books, spending time with my friends and older sister.
Favorite Authors: Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Tom Clancy,
Favorite Animes/Mangas/TV shows: Trigun, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, Robot Chicken.
Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Devil May Cry1, FFX, Metal Gear Solid Series, Jak Trilogy, R&C games, etc.
More about me soon!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_beginning_of_the_end.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/barcodes_baldness_and_briefcases.mws palyer101 2005-05-06T09:05:01-05:00 <![CDATA[Barcodes, Baldness, and Briefcases]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/barcodes_baldness_and_briefcases.mws One thing I absolutely hate about friday's is the lack of adultswim on cartoon network. I always look foward to cool shows like Family Guy, Trigun, Inuyasha, etc. during the week, but then Friday rolls around and lookey there, No Adult Swim, eh? Nope.
But alas, I digress...
Something I wanted to touch on was the Upcoming game: Hitman Blood Money. The Hitman games put you in control of a man named Agent47. He is, as u can easily guess, a hired gun. I am eagerly awaiting this game, it has a tentative release date of Oct. or Nov. of this year. I was a huge fan of Hitman contracts, becuase Agent 47 is, in my opinion, drop dead sexy.
Okay, and the gameplay was good too i guess. DUH. of course it was good. It was very addicting. THe game gave you the option of entering each level from two perspectives. One: sneak in, disguise yourself cleverly, eliminate the Hit and no one else, and get the hell outta dodge. Or, you could approach it from the standpoint of: run in, guns smoking at the barrels, kill anyone you come across, and leave the level knowing that the Hit couldn't have survived. And even if you did decide to take the latter approach, you could go back to each level and try it again until you got it absolutely perfect; i.e. you only kill the Hit, don't alert any guards to your true identity, and get out alive. It's a truly exciting game that I highly reccomend any PS2 owner play.
Now, I haven't even touched on the story line. From what we saw from Hitman: C(where you delved into the past of 47 to see what 'assignments' made him what he is today, along with his origin)you can only assume that Blood Money won't be anything short of masterful.
IGN.com; gamespy.com; recently leaked details on one of the 13 levels in BM. A hot springs spa resort in the mountains, it's winter time, a christmas party, the owner of said ski lodge is a hugh hefner of sorts, and he's your hit. Intrigued? I knew you would, sucker.
Another leaked detail: a combat element has been added to the game, allowing you to actually PUSH characters. This could potentionally create a whole new gameplay experience....
Anyway, I'm just absorbing every tidbit of info there is on this game, it is definitlely one to look foward to while you wait for KingdomHearts II and FFXII.


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/barcodes_baldness_and_briefcases.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/moogle_madness.mws palyer101 2005-05-07T11:05:46-05:00 <![CDATA[Moogle Madness]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/moogle_madness.mws I think I'll take this oppurtunity to rant on a person called "Moogle." You all may be familiar with the term "Moogle" through the Final Fantasy video games, but I can assure you that this Moogle is none of the sort.

I frequent myself at a website forum at PSM magazine, and I love it. THe community is awesome.
But there is one man on the forums who calls himself "Moogle." He lives in Alberta, Canada. He's pretty intelligent as it seems, and he has more posts than anybody else. SO what's to hate?
I'll tell you. Moogle is an evil person. He lives with a fellow forumite known as "Caffeine" and i pity Caffeine very much. For I do not know how somebody could possibly live with this man. He always has a sarcastic remark, talking about lemons, and generally annoying. In the PSM chat room, there are no profanity rules, so when Moogle joins the channel, the profanities will fly. "Lick my left nutsack bitch; I'm going to rape you with a sausage, bitch; Don't slap my bitch up, bitch." etc.etc. It goes on and on.
But no matter how evil he is, I cannot totally hate him. For I remember when I was still a n00b at the PSM forums, and Moogle was the man who created a kick-ass Sonic the Hedgehog sig for me. Even tho I do not use that sig today, I still thank him for it.

There is more to the story tho. Becuase I remember when I was a n00b, and Moogle was a nice person then. But somehow, he just got evil. He started insulting people, became negative, personally attacked people he didn't even know, and still to this day, "Moogle" calls me a freak, for reasons I will not currently explain. I fear that this infamous "Moogle syndrome" is spreading. For people I thought I once knew at school, even people I considered to be my friends, are becoming evil. They are sarcastic, spew profanities from their mouths like the brothy waters of Niagra, and are generally mean to people.
I do not know a cure to the "Moogle Syndrome." I am afraid if we the people do not combat this deadly virus soon, we will all come down with it.
I don't know, maybe I'm being too harsh, because me myself am being something of a "Moogle" by attacking Moogle like this(FYI, Moogle's real name is Kris).

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/moogle_madness.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dmc3_will_kick_your_ass.mws palyer101 2005-05-07T10:05:25-05:00 <![CDATA[DMC3 will kick your ass]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dmc3_will_kick_your_ass.mws Well, today was a slow boring day. Wait a minute, I did some stuff. Lemme tell you about it. I sat on the internet.l0lerz HAHA, but really tho. My dad took me to rent DMC3. And I can honestly tell you that the rumors are true. That game is really F'N hard!! I got stuck on...level 4!! ::embarrased:: And I was on the easy difficulty!! ::really embarrased:: I'm gonna sit down and watch The Incredibles with Mom and Becky. I hope it's good. Becky has already seen it, but I haven't. So it should be fun. UPDATE: MORE ABOUT ME: My family Mom=Anne Sister(older)=Jenny Sister(younger)=Becky Dad=Tom My parents are divorced, and i live with my mom and younger sister. My older sister lives by herself in an apartment.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/dmc3_will_kick_your_ass.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wax_on_wax_off.mws palyer101 2005-05-08T09:05:31-05:00 <![CDATA[Wax on, Wax off]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wax_on_wax_off.mws I need to say right off the bat: Happy Mother's Day. I hope you made a mom somewhere out there feel special somehow today.
Today was a busy day indeed.
Jen came over, tis cool. We went out for lunch and had fun, had to go shopping first tho. Then we went to see House of Wax. I thought that movie was pretty good. Many people tell me(and i read on the PSM message boards)that the movie sucked major ass. I beg to differ, please. Altho there were parts that were ridiculous(like a man staying alive after being shot twice with a crossbow), the movie made a lasting impression on me. It had great special effects, and has actually made me curious to visit a real-life wax museum. Everyone else who thinks this movie was gay, you may cordially kiss my rectum.
I'm about to sit down and watch the new Family Guy on Fox. That show is awesome. Probly best comedy ever, and I watch it whenever I can. Wait a minute, why are you reading this? Go watch Family Guy!!

I got farther on DMC3, it's due back Tuesday. I doubt I'll be playing it until then tho, due to the fact that that game has officialy Pwn3d yours truly(a hardcore gamer if there ever was one). As of this point in time, I'm stuck on level 5 in Easy-Automatic difficulty mode. More on this story as it develops.

Again, happy mother's day too all, and stay away from wax museums for a few weeks, eh?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/wax_on_wax_off.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/breaking_and_entering.mws palyer101 2005-05-09T09:05:34-05:00 <![CDATA[Breaking and Entering]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/breaking_and_entering.mws hmm. Got a funny story for you today.
I was sittin in 7th period class, the end of the day drawing near. It was social studies, on the second floor. The class was a bit more rowdy as usual, easy time to get up out of your seat and wander and playfully banter. I was already in a "Friendly" fight with Matt, over some lead(long story). Tad(his initials. Real name=Thomas Allan Durham)tapped me on the shoulder all of a sudden, and told me to go to the window. We got up and went to the window and looked out. We could barely hear the honking of a car horn, systematic tho, which could only mean an alarm. The Red Dodge truck was the one making the noise. As we looked out, we could see Cameron Olson(special needs child, mind you)sitting inside of it, frantically pressing buttons. This sent me into an uproar, I don't think I've laughed so hard in my entire life. He eventually saw us, as a crowd was gathering 'round the window, and gave us a smile that had no happiness in it, and shrugged. I went back to my seat, face red, barely breathing. The Dodge's alarm continued for about another five minutes. And every single time it "Honked" I laughed harder.
What a hoot. I don't know what Cameron was doing in the Dodge, or what, but me and my friends could only assume an attempted robbery, which made it funnier. Actually, I can imagine Cameron trying to steal a truck, he loves trucks. Thought I'd share, being that this was the only laugh I got all day, and was the only thing worth talking about.

As for DMC3, it's due back tomorrow, and I can gurantee you I won't have it beat by then. I started the game over on the easy difficulty, still on level 5 tho. I can't beleive that me, the superior omega factor, was bested by this title. My warning to all of you: make sure you can actually play DMC3 before buying it.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/breaking_and_entering.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/school_daze.mws palyer101 2005-05-10T10:05:36-05:00 <![CDATA[School Daze]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/school_daze.mws

I'm sitting in second period as of right now. Hope i don't get caught O_O.

Anyways, I found pics of the new Xbox360, which has been confirmed to release in November. They were leaked on Engadget. You might wanna check the link now, being that Microsoft wasn't supposed to allow this to happen. Here's the link http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000490042605/ . I was surprised to see that it looked like an IBM computer. lol. But that's mostly becuase Microsoft decided to do what Sony did with the PS2 and make it capable of being vertical or horizontal. The wireless controllers pics were leaked as well, and i was confused by those. Xbox controllers were always black, and so was the console itself. The white color looks cool tho. For more detailed elaborations, head to http://penny-arcade.com/ where my good friend Tycho has provided his thoughtful insight on these pics of the console and controller. Then there's the headset, and people first asked me if the head was included.lol. Finally, the tiny peripheral in the corner of the shot, people are wondering what that might be. While Microsoft's lips are sealed, it might be an Eye-Toy like device. This only further proves that Microsoft seems to be borrowing alot of ideas from Sony. Might they be admitting that since Sony has been around the block once before, they are far superior? Probly not. But until the official unveiling which is supposed to air on MTV on May 12(i beleive, not sure tho)we can only wonder. EDIT: I checked my sources, and the console will be unveiled on MTV on May 12, during a 30-minute infomercial.

Upon hearing this news, Nintendo immediately announced that their new console(tentatively titled: the revolution)will feature wireless capabilities with the DS. Duh, as if we couldn't already expect that. Something else to note is E3, which I will be keeping an eye on until it's over. Speaking of E3, Nintendo also released that they will not feature their new console at E3, altho Sony and Microsoft already said they would.

With these new consoles on their way, I remind myself that I can't afford them, and that shuts my drooling mouth right quick.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/school_daze.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/thugs_briefcases_andbreasts.mws palyer101 2005-05-10T08:05:02-05:00 <![CDATA[Thugs, Briefcases, and...Breasts?!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/thugs_briefcases_andbreasts.mws

http://www.hexus.net/content/reviews/review.php?dXJsX3Jldmlld19JRD0xMTU0

This is the link to something I recently found. I'm always finding things :-)  Even tho it's a bit old, still worth checking out. It regards Eidos Interactive's linup at E3. I can tell you that these games are exciting me.

Tomb Raider legends is being produced by a different developer this time around, and for good reason. Any gamer worth his salt knows that the last Tomb Raider..umm..."wasn't up to par." Yea, let's go with that. So, for the second time, Lara croft is heading to the PS2. While I don't fantasize about Lara at all anymore, she still "peaks" my interest every time. Then, of course, there's Hitman Blood Money. I know I already discussed this to some detail, but failed to mention one of the other new gameplay elements being added to this iteration of the series, which is the ability to spend the money that you earn on hits. The way you spend the money is up to you, and will most definitely affect gameplay as you progress in the game. Also, depending on how you complete the hit will affect the amount of money you earn. Like for instance, you blaze into a level, guns smoking at the barrels, become a public nuisance, have your name featured in tomorrow's tabloids, you aren't going to get as much money as you would if you had snuck in and done the job quietly. Bald men with briefcases are so cooool.


And of course, I have to tell you about 25 to life. I've known about this game for awhile already, and I must be honest. This game looks like ****. I don't even think I'm going to look at it anymore. Screw it. It's a game from Rockstar, who brought us the innovative and parent-outraging GTA games. But if you've seen one crime game, you've seen them all. I reccomend you forget about this game, and bury it in a secret, far off garden. As time progresses however, and I get more details about this game, I may change my mind. But so far it doesn't look good.

Finally, there's Commandos Strike Force. It's a game where...wait a minute...WTF is "commandos strike force" ?!!? Just forget about that one, OK?


Finally, because I'm selfish and only like to talk about myself, I tell you that DMC3 returned to the store tonight unbeaten. I did manage, thru the mercy of a divine entity, to get to Level 7, but that was it. ::Sob:: I can't beleive it bested me.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/thugs_briefcases_andbreasts.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/family_values.mws palyer101 2005-05-12T10:05:26-05:00 <![CDATA[Family Values]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/family_values.mws

Yesterday was exciting. Paul came over, tis cool. I can't beleive that it's been over 2 years since I last saw him. We went to becky's softball game, and I chatted with jen. I guess paul stayed with Mom and watched the game. It got cancelled cuz of the rain tho. We also ate some Mexican food beforehand, and i stuffed myself with three tacos. I love tacos.

It rained for the rest of the day. We got back to the house, and I fooled around online with jen a bit. Later we went out for dairy queen at about 9:30. but i think the rain and cold made me a bit sick. I still have a bit of a sore throat. she left about 10 or something back to her house with Paul. He's flying back to NM this morning. Actually, as I write this, he's probably already on the plane. I'll miss him. soon I hope to go do stuff with jen. we talked more about going to MayDay, I'll probly go. I love spending time with her. We also made plans to go see madagascar with her, christi, and some of christi's folks, and becky too. Speaking of becky, this morning she made a stupid move. I had to get her out of bed, as usual, because she never sets an alarm. all of us got up late this morning becuase of last night's rowdiness. Anyway, becky didn't eat any breakfast. and when mum found out, she totally blew up on bec. she asked bec and bec said that she didn't eat anything becuase "none of the cereal sounded good."  what a load of BS. It was time to leave for Elliot's then, so mom yelled at her more, and bec cried and was grumpy up until i left for school. I know it sounds mean, but i hope she starves today. Oh well. I'll make the most out of this day yet.

Tonight marks the unveiling of the Xbox360. I don't know what time it comes on, so I will just be flipping thru and checking MTV regularly. I suggest you do the same.

I recently subscribed to IGN.com to keep up with the games I'm looking foward to, and am happy with dat. You can also publish and regularly update your game collection on that site, almost any game you own, they know about it, and you can put it in your collection. after you make your collection, the site automatically calculates the estimated value of your collection. As of now, my games are altogether worth about $900! So maybe some of you would be interested in doing that. I dunno. They also have other cool features on that site that appeal to me personally, I'm just sad I didn't start using that site before now. OK, i'm out for now.


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/family_values.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/on_the_brink_of_tears.mws palyer101 2005-05-12T07:05:00-05:00 <![CDATA[On the Brink of Tears]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/on_the_brink_of_tears.mws I think I'm going to cry. Something horrible just happened. I've been playing the ever-popular PC game Half Life 2 for the past few months. My computer is definitely better then some out there, but it still isn't enough to handle HL2. So during gameplay, the sound would jump or skip, and the Frames Per Second would slow down to a goddamm seven year itch. It pissed me off, admitted, but the game was still fun, and the pursuit to know why you were in City 17 pushed me to keep playing.
Well, I beat the game today. The G-Man appeared at the end, as I knew he would. But he appeared in a new way. I'd just been caught in an explosion that would have definitely killed me, and the game slowed down(on purpose, mind you, it was a special effect) and his specter walked out of the flames. By now I'm gaping at my computer screen in awe, wondering WTF old G-Man would say to me now. Hehe. Well, I saw the G-Man's lips moving, but no sound was coming out. Re-enactment: (no sound) "Dammit, WTF is going on?!?"...(lips keep moving, no sound)..."OMG this cannot be happening!!!"
Well as it turned out, Most of the dialogue(including the ending scenes involving the G-Man)in the game had been magically "muted." Why? I don't know. Perhaps it's becuase my computer couldn't handle the graphics it was pumping, and audio at the same time. W/e. So, all I actually heard(because the sound did eventually kick in)was this: (GMAN Speaking): "..if the time comes again, you know what to do..." something like that. THen this ripping guitar riff starts, and the credits roll. So, I didn't know WTF happened at the end of the game. The entire HL2 experience has been ruined for me, THANK YOU VERY MUCH GOD! WhyTF does this S happen to me?

Well, I do have some good news. If you're reading this, and it's after 8:30, and you haven't seen the Xbox360, then you deserve to be bitch slapped. Becuase, as I've been stating for weeks now, the Xbox360 is being revealed TONIGHT AT 8:30 on MTV. The only excuse for not watching this show is if you don't have cable. In which case, get ur ass over to ur buddy's house, cuz he has it.
I'm thinking about trading in some of my games to get Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. Does anyone think this is a good idea/choice? I also know that if I do manage to sell my copy of SA to jen, I'll definitely be looking at more games. But, I have to be careful about where the money goes right now. If you didn't already know, my mom said I would get an Xbox360 when it comes out if I get all A's on my report card. This is a problem becuase I don't know if I have time to get my grades up, because there's only like 3 weeks of school left. I may not be able to get those A's in time, even if I do push myself. But I cannot give up. So, I have to be careful with the money because if I do(through the divine grace of God)get an Xbox360, I need that money to buy games for it.
So I'm at a loss right now. This has given me two reasons to cry. Over the Xbox2, and HL2. I should probly do some homework, so I can get those A's. It's just that this damn computer's silver glow attracts me more then Lara Croft in a swimsuit.  O_O  Okay bad analogy, I'll see yall anyway.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/on_the_brink_of_tears.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_now_my_friends_we_wait.mws palyer101 2005-05-12T10:05:07-05:00 <![CDATA[And now, my friends, we wait.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_now_my_friends_we_wait.mws Well. After seeing the display of the Xbox360 on MTV tonight, what do we know so far?
We know: Everything will be wireless
                Online play will be, hmm, "easier to access" i spose
                 Advanced Gamertag info, more personalization for the online experience
                Of course, better graphics
Actually, at this so called "unveiling" we only saw the actual Xbox360 twice. TWICE. Half the show was the Killers, and "Pimp my Ride."
But through it all, I realized tonight that I have been given the oppurtunity to be a part of something futuristic and beautiful. Why would I ever give that up? I know I can do the work and make the grade, I just have to get up off my ass and do it. What the hell is wrong with me? I have homework that isn't due until later, but I could still be working on it. Making the grade.
Jen, if u read this, I'm afraid the only way I'm going to remember to apply myself right now is thru constant reminders of what I'm fighting for, and what the recognitions will be. Tonight, my eyes were truly opened. Starting tomorrow, for I have already pissed today away, I will start doing the work. I will make the grade. I will stand tall and be true, and remember the face of my father.(for all u dark tower fans).
I leave you tonight stunned, I don't care if you leave me tonight soiled. I will have the Xbox 360.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/and_now_my_friends_we_wait.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=13 palyer101 2005-05-13T05:05:22-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=13 Wow, today is Friday the 13th. I almost forgot, not much bad luck has happened to me yet. I gotta make this quick tho, I'm supposed to go to dad's house this weekend. I hate that bastard and i hate that house. I've already prepared this week's "I shouldn't go with you becuase..." speach, so maybe I'll get out of going. W00t.  well, I guess going to dad's is bad luck in itself. lol.
The rain right now is nice. It calmes my nerves. I must be honest, I get some sick and twisted pleasure from storms, lightning, thunder, etc. That's just me, who i am. I hope to trade in some games today, and get Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. But if i go to dad's house, that won't happen. I also want to go get some SK books from the library, but will dad take me to do that? HELL NAW.
I heard thru the grapevine(jen told my mom told me)that jen already bought me a MayDay ticket w00t!! Can't wait for that. Wow, my first concert.
I plan to watch Samurai Champloo and Metropolis on Saturday, but if I go to dad's house, it won't be as fun. Damn him to hell anyway. All I do at dad's house is starve(literally), go to f'n softball games(sometimes two in one day!!), and have to shop with him, becuase his food is always FUCKING SPOILED.
sorry, i just fuckin hate goin to my dad's house. He doesn't have internet access, he doesn't have videogame consoles. I'm just bored out of my mind there.
Whatever, i have to go now. Things are shitty in my life. Today truly is turning out to be "Friday The 13th."

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/13 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/random_slice_of_palyer_pie.mws palyer101 2005-05-15T02:05:46-05:00 <![CDATA[Random Slice of "palyer" pie]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/random_slice_of_palyer_pie.mws Well, sorry for getting all dramatic earlier, i just hate my dad and his house. Oh well. You might think that becuase of this, my weekend was shity. O contrare....

Actually, Jen called on Friday later on, and she came and picked me up and i didn't go to dad's. We went to her house, and hung out with christi and gav. Gavin is sweet, but a little rowdy sometimes. Bad luck amuck tho, jen's truck broke down. She spent most of Saturday trying to get it fixed, so I kicked it at Christi's house with Gav. I played KH most of the day, tis cool. I love that game so much. I think I may start my own series of "video game synopsis" blogs, where I just talk about one video game for a long time. Anyway, It was good to play more KH since I haven't touched that game in years, it reminded me that KH truly is one for the ages.
Maybe next week or somethink I'll blog KH's story. ANd then I'll do FFX i dunno.
So on Saturday night, we were gonna go see Constantine with christi, but she got sick. It made jen a lil upset, but we saw the movie anyway. It ended late, and this is were the fun stuff begins. Jen was gonna drive me back to the east side and drop me at dad's for the rest of the weekend, but when we got to his house, he was sleeping. We rang the doorbell, and knocked, and called him, but no one came to the door. So Jen just took me to my mom's house instead, w00t!!! Jen stayed the night, and just left about about an hour ago or so.
New episode of FG and AmericanDad tonight, w00t!!!11one.
I also would like to take this oppurtunity to show you some of my fav. online comics. You should read online comics, if you don't then you suck! the good ones are Penny-Arcade, Ctrl-Alt-Del, and VG cats is cool too. read those or die!! Also, I have found a love for an online squirrel known as Foamy. You may know about him, but if you don't, Google him bitch! And watch his Flash cartoons. OK, ok? I'm out for now, gonna go get another SK novel to read and see some retarded softball games that I don't want to see. I hope my magazine comes in the mail soon, it's killing me without it.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/random_slice_of_palyer_pie.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/change_of_heart.mws palyer101 2005-05-16T05:05:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Change of Heart?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/change_of_heart.mws I would like to say that I'm proud to have G4 back on my TV!!! w00t!!!!!! SO, this week I'll be commenting on everything G4 shows me about E3, for those of you without G4. Thank me.

Anyway, this is when I'm going to talk more about Moogle. Moogle was in the chat last night, I frequent a chat room, you see. Anyways, Moogle immediately asked  me upon connection: "Palyer101, what sig would u like?" He was referring to the graphic image I display below my posts in a forum i frequent. I said what i would like, and he disagreed, i thought of more themes, and he finally agreed on one. He never officially said whether he would make it or not, but I was shocked nonetheless. Becuase Moog is usually an evil bastard, and never gets along with me, or agrees with anything i say, let alone offer me a sig. Needless to say, he hasn't made one yet. I dunno if he will, but I will hope nonetheless, cuz i be an optimist. I hear optimists drown in half-full tubs....lol
SO, Moogle, if your read this, I hope you consider the sig we ever-so-briefly-discussed last night. As for me, I'm off to eat some food, starving I am.
Oh almost forgot, i got a new saying: IT goes like this: "Seven days without palyer101 makes one weak." Like it? lol, i thought it was funny. Oh well, see yall.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/change_of_heart.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/palyersaved.mws palyer101 2005-05-17T06:05:25-05:00 <![CDATA[Palyer....SAVED... ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/palyersaved.mws

http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000050043558

 OMG. I just found new pics of The Playstation3. It's so sexy and beautiful. So let me share my knowledge with you. IT's sexy. It's sexy. And its gonna blow the Xbox 360 outta the water, bitch! Just check the links in this entry. They tell all. Make sure you read everything. Don't skip a line, don't stare at the pictures too long tho either. Here's another one.

http://media.ps3.ign.com/articles/614/614619/img_2786282.html

That's the controller. It looks weird, kinda like a boomerang. Anyway, this console is set to release in Spring 2006. OMG I CAN'T WAIT!

I could go on for hours about all the cool features, but for now I'll just list a few games coming out for this system.

Devil May Cry 4

Gran Turismo 5

Metal Gear Solid 4

Killzone 2

The list goes on and on. Here's a link to some pictures of these games in action.

http://www.psmonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5583&start=15 Just scroll down that list there and be amazed. ALso check the other pages on there for more pics.

I'm drooling, you might be, I don't care. Just please, for the love of God, do not skim over this entry without clicking these links. They hold the key to the future!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/palyersaved.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_the_desk_of_e3.mws palyer101 2005-05-18T10:05:10-05:00 <![CDATA[From the desk of E3]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_the_desk_of_e3.mws

Yea, I know I'm supposed to talk about my feelings now. well my feeling are...I'm bored. What i wanna talk about is Nintendo.
I've seen pictures of the new Nintendo console, but since I'm at school now, I can't find any pictures besides this one. It's not very good, but the best i can do with web filters:

http://prn.newscom.com/cgi-bin/pub/s?f=PRN/prnpub&p1=20050517/LATU045

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/050517/latu045.html?.v=11

The second link has news about the console, first has a pic. So, wow. That console is tiny. Really tiny. It's the smallest console ever. Really. Whew. small, small, small, small, small. Oh well. SO what else? Well, you can download old Nintendo games from NES, SNES, and N64 onto this console. SOunds nice. Is that all it can do? we don't know. More news from Nintendo, here is a pic of there new gameboy. It's almost as tiny as the new console is!  http://prn.newscom.com/cgi-bin/pub/s?f=PRN/prnpub&p1=20050517/LATU048&xtag=PRN-prnphotos-46017&redir=preview&tr=1&row=1

And even more news from Nintendo, their new Legend of Zelda game is called: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Details about this game is that it's going to take a step away from Windwaker's celshaded, cartoony style and make the game more graphic and violent. Also, a new gameplay element will alow Link to transform into a werewolf. WOW. As more news develops, and as E3 continues, I will let you all know. not that u need me to. I just like blogging about games. That's all I will ever blog about. Ithink, maybe. I dunno. I'm about to go to gym class. I hate that class. yesterday we had to do pull ups, i couldn't do any. Some kids did more than ten. i'm such a weak child.

More news about the Xbox. The new one will be backwards compatible, I don't know if I told you that already or not. But it will be. A new Castlevania game is in the works for Xbox 360, for any of you old-school gamers out there who liked the old castlevania's on the SNES, why not check this one out? You know you want too....

More news on Sony, Slashdot recently said that TWO new MGS titles are in works for PS3, and a Metal Gear Ac!d 2 for the PSP. I don't care about the PSP, so don't expect me to talk about it too much.

That's about all for now. I have research to do, and the period is about over. I'll see yall later.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/from_the_desk_of_e3.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_e3_part_2.mws palyer101 2005-05-18T09:05:27-05:00 <![CDATA[From E3, part 2]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_e3_part_2.mws Well, not much more news on E3 was featured today. I heard tho that the PS3 will be backwards compatible all the way to the first Playstation. WOW. Also, the PS3 could possibly cost up to $500. DAMN. Not all of us have friggin BILLIONS of dollars to shovel out on this stuff people! But I know, "it's next-gen, of course it's expensive." So what? This isn't making technology more accessible to people. Ahh, but I digress. So far, G4 hasn't seen(or they're not talking about)anything about KH or Hitman at E3 yet. So I'll keep waiting. In other KH news, I read in Game Informer that the new KH game could take up TWO disks. WOW. THis just goes to show you that good-old Squeenix isn't afraid to toe the line in their games. There hasn't been a two-disc PS2 game in FOREVER. SO, this just makes me drool more and more over that game. I'm gonna get in the shower, see yall later. EDIT: OK, I'm sorry. I just saw something AMAZING straight from E3. A tech demo of Final Fantasy stuff that showed the PS3 capabilities was just on G4. THat shit is amazing. I mean, this "tech demo" was amazing. I..I..I'm speachless. You have to see it to beleive it, so I'll look for a link. I mean, this shit had the possibility of being a CG film. Dead serious here people. Great special effects, great camera angles, and the PS3 can do it all. Now, even tho G4 insisted that this wasn't a trailer for anything, it vaguely reminded me of something coming from Squeenix about Final Fantasy, like Advent Children or something. I can't remember what it's called, but that so-called "tech demo" struck a nerve. Oh well, if I find a link I'll post it, so beware! EDIT AGAIN: Ok, that tech demo was definitely a trailer for the upcoming MOVIE based on FFVII called Advent Children. Here’s a link. If your comp. is fast enough, watch it, you won’t be disappointed. http://www.gamespot.com/psp/rpg/ finalfantasyviiadventchildren/preview_6124972.html Ok I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my computer but Its being a bitch. Just copy and paste the link to the address bar, i dunno why but my computer won't make it clickable. Maybe it's my browser. Ohwell.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/from_e3_part_2.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kingdom_hearts_synopsis.mws palyer101 2005-05-18T10:05:47-05:00 <![CDATA[Kingdom Hearts: Synopsis]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kingdom_hearts_synopsis.mws Aight, I'm bored. Really bored. So i'm gonna tell the story of Kingdom Hearts for now reason. I won't finish it today tho, so expect later entries. Sorry if you find that how I tell it is different from the game, it's been years since I played it you see... WARNING: SPOILERS MAY LAY AHEAD. PROLOGUE: Sora is dreaming that he is in a strange place, where he chooses his "weapon," "tells what he fears," and is told that he will embark on a journey, one's which end lies both near and far...Sora awakes.... MAIN STORY: Once upon a time, In a place called Destiny Islands, there were three young people. Two boys and one girl. THe boys names were Riku and Sora. The girls name was Kairi. They lived happily together on their island with other children their age(they're about 15 years old, mind you)and spent every day in the beautiful sunshine, laughing and playing. Yes, life was beautiful. But the one named Riku had a dream. He and his friends knew that other worlds existed, and Riku wanted to visit them. But they had no way to leave the island. SO Riku and his friends decided to build a raft, which would sail them away to another world. What would they discover? Also, the one named Sora was having bizzare dreams lately. About what, he didn't know. But they always involved his young friend named Kairi. But one night, the very night they planned to set sail, a storm struck. An odd thing, this storm was. It rarely storms on Destiny Islands. Sora woke up, and immediately rushed to the docks to pull in their raft. But when he got there, the raft was gone. But his friends boats were still tethered to their poles. Sora began to scan the area, looking for his friends, when he began to drift into another of his bizzare dreams. WHen he woke up, he was on the other side of the island. In his hand lay an object he had never seen before. SOmehow his mind instantly knew the word: KEYBLADE. For what he held looked like a sword, yet it was shaped like a life-sized key. Stranger still, creatures that drifted in and out of the ground began appearing. Again, Sora's mind instantly "realizes" the information: he must fight them. Little does Sora know, but these creatures are called the heartless. As sora treks back across the island to the docks, he neautralizes these creatures with his keyblade. And when he reaches the docks, his life was changed forever... Hovering in the sky over the docks is a large, writhing, black mass. It is sucking all matter into it, like a black hole. meanwhile, while sora gazes at this mass in wonder, Riku suddenly appears behind him, startling Sora. Riku asks if Sora's coming with him. I quote Stephen King's novel The Gunslinger: "Go then, there are other worlds than these." Anyway, Sora and Riku are both plunged into the black hole, just as the islands themselves are torn right out of existence.... SOra awakens in Traverse Town, a place where refugees come to live in peace. Refugees of what you ask? Why, refugees from the heartless. FOr the heartless have been devouring other worlds as well, and the survivors seem to always arrive here. As sora begins to explore Traverse Town, another story is brewing nearby.... MEANWHILE IN DISNEY KINGDOM: Disney Kingdom is a place where Donald and Goofy serve the King and Queen. THe King and Queen: Mickey and Minney Mouse Themselves. One morning, Donald and Goofy rush to meet the King in his royal castle, only to find the throne empty...they find a letter writ by King Mickey in his place...It says that he has gone on a quest to battle the darkness. For stars have been blinking out(that symbolizes the worlds being devoured by Heartless)and he must stop them. In the meantime, Donald and Goofy are ordered to go to Traverse Town and find "the one who wields the key, for only he can save us." SO donald and goofy set off. BACK IN TRAVERSE TOWN: Sora is looking around, blah blah blah, let's fast foward a bit, shall we? Sora is intercepted by Squall Leonheart, or Leon for short. He wants the key. He is accompanied by Aeris and the great ninja Yuffie. Leon succeeds in "defeating" Sora in their little roundabout, and Sora wakes up in Leon's apartment. Leon explains everything. In short, Sora is the chosen one, by the keyblade, to defeat the heartless and the darkness to restore peace to all worlds. OK? So, Donald and Goofy meet up with Sora, and they have one thing in mind: To find the king. Sora however, is only interested in finding Riku and Kairi. Sora does meet up with Riku momentarily in Traverse Town, but disappears shortly after. It seems that Riku has been meeting in secret with Maleficent, the evil lady from Sleeping Beauty, I beleive. Anyways, Maleficint has been seducing Riku into making him submit himself to the darkness. And Riku is beleiving her. It is then that Riku decides to become evil, to get back at Sora for "replacing him with some new companions." That's all for now. I don't know it I'll ever finish this or not, maybe if I get REALLY bored again. But if you have never played KH, and this sounds interesting, then by all means go out and purchase this PS2 game now!! It's only 20 dollars!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/kingdom_hearts_synopsis.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/e3_tv_and_you.mws palyer101 2005-05-21T01:05:43-05:00 <![CDATA[E3, TV, and YOU.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/e3_tv_and_you.mws Well, with E3 coming to a close, I was upset to see that KHII and Hitman didn't get much attention. Hwoever, there was a little news on TombRaider: LEgends, and that game is looking promising. I can say that this year's E3 was probly the most exciting ever, with consoles from every company being shown. The Xbox 360 is starting to waver tho. ANd by that I mean that I'm scared that I don't want it. I can't see many exciting titles for this system. It's disappointing. The only things I saw were Gears of War, and a few other minor titles. It seems that Micro is really focusing on making the console very online-biased so to speak, and i don't like it. The thing's features are all about the online play, "online play is better, more exciting, more in depth, and oh yea, the console has a graphics upgrade as well." Big whoop. I'm gonna go and hopefully grab Splinter cell, i want that game badly for some reason. PRay that I don't hate it and find out I wasted my money on it,jen.

I love [adult swim]. It loves me back. If you don't watch [adult swim], I feel sorry for you. Here are the shows I currently watch on [adult swim], it's quite a lineup:
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Tom Goes to the Mayor
Samurai Champloo
Cowboy Bebop
THey are good shows, and I also Watch G4. If you don't watch G4, u should. Unless you don't get that channel. THen you can't do anything about it. But if you get G4, i suggest you watch that channel, it's good.So that's all i have to say for now. See ya.


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/e3_tv_and_you.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_and_improved.mws palyer101 2005-05-21T05:05:30-05:00 <![CDATA[New and Improved]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_and_improved.mws Well, this surely is exciting! I just feel so tickled. My blog has undergone some serious changes. IF you look around, it's much different from before! I got some kickass background, as you can see, and this white color really brings it out. I also got a pretty KH pic to be pasted on the front page, and a few other minor changes have been made as well. Can you find them?
I might get another background to go behind the "plugins" but for now I'm leaving them blank. So, I hope you enjoy the new look, I know I do!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_and_improved.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/vg_cats.mws palyer101 2005-05-23T04:05:39-05:00 <![CDATA[VG Cats]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/vg_cats.mws

WOW. Can't wait for this weekend, gonna party with my homies and have fun. Whew. Well, today was a funny day at school. First of all, at lunch my friend Elliot kept making up these funny lines to the lullaby: "Hush Little Baby." He was saying stuff like
Hush Little baby, don't u cry
Wer'e gonna play some hide and seek
IN UR BOOTY!
And stuff like:
Hush little baby, don't u cry
My booty's all clean,
cuz u licked it dry!
Heehee, I thought that was funny, then I went around to all these girls after fourth period, just random girls that I don't even know. And I'd say to them: "Excuse me, would you please bear my child?" LOLERZ!!!!!!! So funny, OMG I'm still cracking up. Anyway, in seventh period I broke all the pencil sharpeners, told a girl to STFU cuz she was being a bitch, and then I hugged a man! HEEHEE I'm not gonna tell you how that happened. O_O

ANyway, I've found a cool new website, it's like PennyArcade(Google PennyArcade right now if you don't know what I'm talking about!! :-( ), but the site makes comics that are parodies of games, so go there, it's good. THey update every Monday. They are called: VG Cats.

http://vgcats.com

http://penny-arcade.com

http://ctrlaltdel-online.com

Go to those sites, and read their comics. Their funny as fiznuck. If you allready do know about those sites, and/or read their comics: Good for you. Keep it up. OKay, me out.


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/vg_cats.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/total_chaos.mws palyer101 2005-05-24T10:05:21-05:00 <![CDATA[Total Chaos]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/total_chaos.mws

Ahh, at school right now, it's boring. THere's a field trip today, but I'm not going. Couldn't afford it. So here I am at school, all alone. Oh well. I have good news. The news is: I love webcomics. Heehee. There's so funny! I have other news as well. I went to Gamestop on Saturday, and I bought Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. HORAY! It's funny though, because I went there with about four of my old PS2 games, and expected to get about 40 bucks for them. Well, I got 70! Hooray! But that's not all. When I told them the game I wanted, the dude offered me the collecter's limited edition of the game. I suspected it would be 50 bucks, but it was only 30! Hooray! lol. It's really strange, i figured the game would be more expensive than that, esp. The collecter's edition. But it didn't. odd. The limited collecter's edition of the game came in a sexy metal case, and had a bonus DVD inside, which even included the ultra-cool SPy Training Manual that PennyArcade created!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2005-02-09

just go there, scroll down to the bottom of the page, and there will be a link in there to see the manual. I can't get the direct URL, becuase these school computers have damn blockers on them. sigh 

So, about SC. It's really cool. It definitely isn't an easy game, with three difficulty modes, and I'm still on level 3. It takes about an hour and a half to complete each level, if you do it right. And by right, i mean that you don't run in, shoot everybody, and leave. I mean you enter the level, do it quietly, and be discreet. It's not as hard as DMC 3, by all means, but it is harder then ur average game. So, if you have 30 bucks, it's definitely a good idea to pick up the limited edition of this game, it's worth it.
Since there's a field trip today, my schedule got all messed up, and I"m gonna have the same teacher for three periods today. Odd. One thing I wish is that these school computers didn't have blockers, so I could go and chat or do PSM forums. But I can get to this site from here,which is a plus. And I can go CtrlAltDel, VG cats, and PA, so it's not a total loss. also, on these computers, my blog is all mesed up,and the pictures aren't displaying properly. i dont' know if its the same for you, but It's probably not. If it is, then you probably can't read this text. So see ya later, I'm gonna go be bored.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/total_chaos.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/touched_by_akey.mws palyer101 2005-05-25T05:05:06-05:00 <![CDATA[Touched by a...Key]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/touched_by_akey.mws Today was pretty boring. Most of the day I just sat around thinking about Kingdom Hearts 2. I can't wait for that game, it's supposed to come out in December. tentatively. Nothing is known for sure. But I must get something off my chest right now. I know it's probably evident. It's also obvious from my love for RPG's. But I love Kingdom Hearts. I think I have a serious obsession. I have deeply loved that game ever since I played it for the first time. All the characters' voice overs were done excellently. The story was deeply moving. And the gameplay was extrememly addicting. The graphics were bright and colorful. And it made me cry. Only one other game has ever made me cry, and that's FFX. That's it. So Kingdom Hearts is my love, my obsession, and my life. The only thing dangerous about this: It could drive me insane. The wait could drive me to do something crazy. Whew. Okay, I'm done.

Mom's having a meeting with some financial dude today. Supposedly the house payment is going to rise to some hideous amount, and if it does, we're gonna hafta move. It's scary. The second time this year.

One last note: For some reason, my AIM profile on this blog doesn't work. It says I'm offline when I'm not. So, just contact me on AIM at: "palyer2819." *shrugs*

EDIT: Ok nvm. It says I'm online now..wtf. So sometimes it says I'm off and sometimes on, I dunno. But palyer2819 's my AIM. So w/e...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/touched_by_akey.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/for_kh_fans.mws palyer101 2005-05-26T04:05:29-05:00 <![CDATA[For KH Fans]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/for_kh_fans.mws In life news: I'm going to Jen's this weekend, gonna be cool. So I'm excited. ... Yep. That's about it. Can't wait for tomorrow!

Anyway, I wanted to ask all of you readers to give me feedback on a particular question I have about Kingdom Hearts. WARNING: If you are to read this and think I'm a sick disgusting pervert, and you haven't played KH, then that's the reason. Without further ado;

I originally asked this on the PSM Mag forums, in regard to KH. Now, as you the KH fan know, Sora and Kairi were VERY close friends. Correct? It was obvious that an aura of love surrounded them whenever they were in contact, and seem to be inseperable. So, despite their age, do you think that perhaps the game would have benefited from the two of them engaging in a kiss, or even a makeout session? Because, as you the KH fan know, there was NO "contact" between them at all during the game. Now I'm not talking about a kiss like there was between Tidus and Yuna in FFX, just something that was subtle, yet sensual. Not something too sexual, the game had to maintain its "G" rating(so to speak). I personally think that the answer is yes, there would have been more "emotion" to it if there had been something of the sort.
So, I would appreciate any feedback on this PLEASE!

That's all I got for now. Out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/for_kh_fans.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/school_daze_p2.mws palyer101 2005-05-27T10:05:48-05:00 <![CDATA[School Daze, p.2]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/school_daze_p2.mws

Wow, second period again. I have too much free time in this class. Today will be good. It's about 9:30 right now, will be gone from school in about two hours. You see, Jen is pickin me up today right before lunch for an "all expenses paid, all weekend, trip to the 'doctor's office' ". Really I'm just going to go see a movie then hang out wit her for the whole weekend. It feels so naughty, I don't ever skip or misbehave like this. will come back on Sunday. Bec was going to go, but she decided not to. oh well. I don't like this class too much. I mean, I like the class and the free time is good, but I'm surrounded by tards who are laughing in front of their precious glowing monitors at websites like JengaJam and StupidVideos. W/e. D3y 2taly suckz0rz, i r00lz tho. heehee.

Anywho, I wanted to show you all a long strange poem i found on the internet. It's by Robert Browning, I learned about it from the Stephen King Dark Tower series. It's called: Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came. yea, strange title, strange poem. Here's da link, just clickey clickey and ur on ur way.

http://eir.library.utoronto.ca/rpo/display/poem268.html

There ya go. Now, the bell's gonna ring in about five or six minutes, so I'm gonna leave you all with one final message 'fore I part you for the weekend:
Kingdom Hearts ROOOOOOLZZZ>>>!!!!1111oneone

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/school_daze_p2.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/slice_of_palyerpie_p2.mws palyer101 2005-05-29T11:05:41-05:00 <![CDATA[Slice of Palyer-Pie, p.2]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/slice_of_palyerpie_p2.mws

Well, I learned something new on Friday. it's a three-day weekend! W00t! No school tomorrow.

I went to the mayday concert with jen and Christi last night, w00t! It was fun for being the first one I've ever been to. I had lotsa fun. meh, but the only band really there that I knew was 3 doors down. Still it was fun, hope to go to another one soon. Plans have been discussed to have me spend the summer with Jen, but that would interfere with my SECOND true love: [adult swim]. I love [adult swim] and Jen doesn't have cable, so I don't know, maybe I could just spend the nights with Christi, or w/e. I hope it all works out, I love hangin' with Jen and Christi, it's so cool.

Anyway, I've been getting skimpy on my picture here on MindSay. I wanted Stewie, then Sephy, and now Crash. I don't know if I'll stick with Crash or not, but until I can find a picture I really like, then expect it to change often.

ANother thing has struck my mind recently: I"m hated. Not by Jen or Christi or my family and stuff, but by many people. By the PSM Forum community, and by my classmates. By my own friends even, they're all starting to hate me. IN the forums, it's because of my age. At school it's because of my attitude and hyperactivity. I don't know how to deal right now, but I hope it all works out. It's not fun being hated...

This is one of the rare times you'll hear me actually talk about my "feelings" on this blog, so don't get used to this type of discussion here. ANyway, me out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/slice_of_palyerpie_p2.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/moogle_madness_p2.mws palyer101 2005-05-31T10:05:26-05:00 <![CDATA[Moogle Madness, p.2]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/moogle_madness_p2.mws

The weekend was busy, and i had fun. The concert was fun too. The only problem is that now I have some things I need done in Grammar that I didn't get to do over the weekend since I stayed an extra day at jen's. So anywho, I hope my grade doesn't lower during these last three days.

I discovered something interesting tho. This memorial day weekend, Moogle was banned from the PSM forums i frequent. Yes, he has been banned before, but this time it was permanent. He'll never be back. And it's sad. Even tho i didn't really like him, he was one of the best members we had. Always intelligent, quick to be sarcastic or witty, and never a dull moment. Also, he made sigs like you wouldn't beleive. Luckily, he made me one during his time, so I now don that sig in his memory. I know that everyone will remember him as one of the greatest. Moogle: You will not be forgotten.

Now let us shed a tear while I remember all the good times. A moment of silence.

...

.....

Okay. Done. Now, anyway, there are other things to be discussed. I found an interesting article on Slashdot. You should read it, if you're a gamer, it's good. Maybe it'll take your mind off the passing of Moogle. If you even knew the guy, that is...

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/manifesto.html

It's called the "Gamer's Manifesto." 20 things you were always wanting, but too afraid to talk about! Now read, and be fruitful. As for me, I'm out for now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/moogle_madness_p2.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/school_daze_p3.mws palyer101 2005-06-02T09:06:57-05:00 <![CDATA[School Daze, p.3]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/school_daze_p3.mws second period again..sigh. Nothing to do today, just abunch of free time. I got a haircut yesterday, that's news. Jen, I hope you like it. I decided that I'm going to get God of war with my extra forty bucks left over from Splinter Cell. Today will be a good day. TOmorrow is the last day of school W00t!! I can't wait. I hope I don't have to go to dad's house this weekend, I've been good at avoiding it so far. Oh well, there's not much left to say, so I'll say this: I love you all. See ya later.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/school_daze_p3.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_last_day_of_school.mws palyer101 2005-06-03T10:06:37-05:00 <![CDATA[The Last Day of School ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_last_day_of_school.mws

Broadcasting to you live from Stonybrook Middle: It's the last day of school!

well, today is the last day of school. Once again, I'm coming at ya' live from second period. I can't believe next year I'm going to be an eighth grader! And I'm excited. Why? I went out to get God of War yesterday, but whenI went inside GameSTop, I had a change of heart. I saw a guy playing Resident Evil 4 on the Tv, and I remembered how much I love that game. So i had a brief discussion with the two men working the counter on which game they thought I should get, and we decided to get RE4. Also, they (once again, lol) had a special edition, collecter's edition of the game that included the game, a booklet with the story to the other RE games, and a special Laser-Cel portrait of Leon Kennedy that I'm going to have framed and put in my room! And it all came in a handy, portable, tin case! I'm going to try and have Elliot come over to my house so he can play it. It's so exciting. I guess I'll just rent God of War instead. Besides, I've heard that it's pretty short.
So, today is a half day of school, so I'll get home early to play more RE4. Unfortunately, mom has been upset recently, so the weekend may not go as hoped. She gets testy.

Class is boring. People aren't doing much. Just sitting and waiting for the day to end. We get out at about 10:30a.m. We have to go to the gym at 9:30 to see the faculty games, where the teachers will compete with the students in basketball and volleyball.

As for gaming news: There is none. However, a recent article on Slashdot said that the Nintendo Revolution will indeed be able to download NES and SNES games, and also, some of them will be absolutely free. That's nice.

In the future, I may blog the stories contained in my booklet about Resident Evils. Maybe even later today..so stay tuned!!

As for me..I'm out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_last_day_of_school.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_evil_0_synopsis.mws palyer101 2005-06-03T11:06:09-05:00 <![CDATA[Resident Evil 0: Synopsis]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_evil_0_synopsis.mws Game: Resident Evil 0
Developer: Capcom
Platform: Nintendo Gamecube
Released: November, 2002

Synopsis:
    A string of bizzare murders and attacks occurring in the Arklay Mountain region surrounding Raccoon City causes Police Chief Brian Irons to form a special task force assigned to investigate these incidents. Albert Wesker leads the Special Tactics and Rescue Service (S.T.A.R.S.) unit with recruiting assistance provided by long-time S.T.A.R.S. member, Barry Burton. Together, the two men hired recruits from all over America and brought them to Raccoon City.
    By July 1998, the S.T.A.R.S. team is almost fully formed and trained for the task at hand. A group of hikers in the Arklay Mountain region are attacked and pursued by a pack of cannibalistic maniacs said to be emanating from a mysterious house in the forest. Wesker dispatched S.T.A.R.S.' secondary unit, the Bravo team, to investigate. For unknown reasons, the Bravo Teams' helicopter malfunctioned and crash-landed in the forest.
    As the group split up to investigate the woodland area, rookie medic Rebecca Chambers discovered an abandoned passenger train on an unmapped rail line. As she climbed aboard the train to investigate, it began to move foward, continuing toward its unknown destination for mysterious reasons.
    Chambers soon discovered that the train served to transport employees of the Umbrella Corporation to a secret research and educational facility in the forest area. The facility had once been managed under Dr. James Marcus, a leading researcher for Umbrella. Chambers learned that Marcus was involved in genetic research in the field of biological weapons, "monsters" designed to kill for military purposes.
    His main experiment involved the cultivation of mutant leeches. An unknown individual used the leeches to attack the train and spread the T-Virus, a man-made virus that mutated life forms in small doses, but turned ordinary humans into zombies.
    After crashing the Umbrella training facility, Rebecca searched for an escape route with the help of escaped military convict Billy Coen. Together, the two discovered that the person who had caused the T-Virus outbreak in the forest area was none other than Dr. Marcus himself, betrayed and murdered by two of his proteges within the Umbrella Corporation and then mutated into a giant leech-like creature. Rebecca and Billy worked together to stop Dr. Marcus and escape from the massive underground facility alive. In the morning, Rebecca and Coen went their seperate ways. Rebecca headed for a nearby mansion to try and catch up to the Bravo Team...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/resident_evil_0_synopsis.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_evil_synopsis.mws palyer101 2005-06-04T07:06:43-05:00 <![CDATA[Resident Evil: Synopsis]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_evil_synopsis.mws Game: Resident Evil
Developer: Capcom
Platform: Originally on PSone. Re-released on GC in May 2001

Synopsis:
    Twenty four hours after the Bravo Team's helicopter disappeared in the Arklay Mountain forest region, team captain Albert Wesker dispatched S.T.A.R.S.' Alpha Team to search for the missing Bravo. The S.T.A.R.S. landed via a second helicopter in the forest area and spread out to search. Immediately they discovered Bravo's crashed helicopter, and the desiccated remains of the pilot. Continuing to search, Alpha Team was attacked by strange, zombie-like dogs and forced to find refuge inside the confines of a mysterious mansion. Wesker ordered the group to split up and search the mansion for signs of the Bravo Team.
    S.T.A.R.S. team members Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine soon discovered the corpses of their Bravo mates, reanimated and returned to their zombie life. The mansion was previously a secret research facility of the Umbrella pharaceutical and cosmetics corporation, geared toward the study of biological weapons. After the outbreak of the T-Virus within the facility, the former staff and animals became zombies. Forced to fight off their former comrades, the mansion's zombie staff and the many mutated experimental subjects within the mansion, Chris and Jill discovered a secret laboratory hidden under the estate. With the aid of Rebecca Chambers and Barry Burton, Jill and Chris entered the hidden lab.
    Inside the secret laboratory, Chris and Jill discovered a mutant zombie soldier codenamed the "Tyrant." The Tyrant was the brainchild of the former Umbrella biological weapons researcher and facility manager, Albert Wesker. Since the T-virus outbreak three months prior to the S.T.A.R.S.' teams arriving at the mansion, Wesker had been carrying out Umbrella's hideous plans to create the S.T.A.R.S. team and lure them to the mansion. He manipulated and threatened the family of Barry Burton to make him go along with the betrayal. The purpose was to test Umbrella's monstrous biological weapons' effectiveness in combat situations against the S.T.A.R.S. But Wesker also had a selfish agenda. He planned to take Umbrella's Tyrant and research and sell it to another unnamed agency.
    When the Tyrant was released to kill Jill and Chris, the creature went beserk and turned on Wesker. Jill and Chris were then forced to fight the Tyrant and flee the facility before a massive self-destruct sequence went off and incinerated the facility.


This game was so popular that it eventually became a movie, which airs on Sci-Fi every now and then, and has even spawned a sequel.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/resident_evil_synopsis.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_evil_3_synopsis_p1.mws palyer101 2005-06-05T12:06:53-05:00 <![CDATA[Resident Evil 3 synopsis, p.1]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_evil_3_synopsis_p1.mws Game: Resident Evil 3
Developer: Capcom
Platform: Many
First Released: Nov. 1999

Synopsis, part 1:
In the months following the so-called "mansion incident", the surviving S.T.A.R.S. team members attempted to appeal to the press and the public. However, all agencies found their story preposterous, and the whole affair was swept under the rug by the local bureaucracy. The power and influence of the Umbrella Corporation on the Raccoon City community reached too far. Discouraged, Chris Redfield left Raccoon City to search for more evidence against Umbrella at other facilities in Europe. However, isolated incidents of zombie attacks and other mutations continued.
As summer transformed into fall, incidents of violence and zombie infection continued to mount and escalate inside the city limits. Then, quite suddenly, on a warm September evening in 1998, the town was overrun by a horde of zombies. Victims quickly rose and joined the growing ranks of the undead. The infection spread so quickly that the local law enforcement was overwhelmed and eradicated. Umbrella even dispactched its own tactical squad to try and contain the situation. The Umbrella Biohazardous Countermeasures Squad (U.B.C.S.) led by Nicholai Ginovaef was quickly surrounded and murdered.
Jill Valentine found herslef forced from her residence and compelled to fight for survival while looking for an escape route from the city. Making her way throught the undead hordes to the supposed safety of the R.P.D. precinct building, she encountered wounded S.T.A.R.S. comrade Brad Vickers and a mysterious, hulking monster dispatched by Umbrella to hunt down and murder the remaining S.T.A.R.S. members. Fleeing from the Nemesis, Jill runs into surviving members of the Umbrella's U.B.C.S. team. Begrudgingly, she agreed to join the enemy and work with Umbrella's mercenaries to find a way out of the city. With their help, Jill managed to activate and ride a trolley toward the edge of town. However, interference from the Nemesis caused the trolley to crash into the old clock tower. In a brutal confrontation against the monster, Jill was infected by a mutant virus and forced into a semi-coma that lasted for the next two to three days...
TO BE CONTINUED

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/resident_evil_3_synopsis_p1.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/mehwhatever.mws palyer101 2005-06-11T11:06:51-05:00 <![CDATA[Meh..whatever.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/mehwhatever.mws

Okay, time is short. I'm gonna rattle off all the shiznit that went down these past days...
Went to Jen's house..had lotsa fun..hung out with Christi a lil bit.
Started playing GTA: SA again..dunno why.
Rented GoW and The Aviator tonight...good movie, good game...action fades quickly though.
Got sunburn at bec's softball game...OUCH!!!!
Talked Dad into not taking me with him this weekend...
Going to watch my saturday night [adult swim] shows right after I'm done here.
Might go over to Jen's house more next week and the weeks to follow
I might take a break from the Resident Evil plot posting...did you even like it? Lemme know.
Getting ready to burn another CD, I have a buncha songs now.
I think I'm going to keep playing GTA: SA for now..then fall back on GT4 and maybe a lil of Animal Crossing until the season's end.

Okay...time for the main course. THis website here is sooo cool, it can customize nearly every thing about your comp. Just register with the site..then POOF! done.

http://wincustomize.com/

There ya go. Do it...I loved it..you should too.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/mehwhatever.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/not_that_it_matters.mws palyer101 2005-06-14T12:06:50-05:00 <![CDATA[Not that it matters...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/not_that_it_matters.mws

Well, aren't we busy little bees? I made a slight update to my profile...not that it matters...

Anyways...It's almost time for me to watch [adult swim]. Not that it matters...

 The PSM forums are getting the shit raped out of them...not that it matters...

I probably won't be going back for awhile...not that it matters...

I might spend more time at http://theworldissquare.net ...not that it matters

Their forum has less members and a more controlled enviornment...not that it matters

There's even a virtual RPG game there...not that it matters

However, Jinchuu's forum is not full of shitheads...and that matters.


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/not_that_it_matters.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_mystery_of_lizzy.mws palyer101 2005-06-14T10:06:22-05:00 <![CDATA[The mystery of Lizzy]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_mystery_of_lizzy.mws

Well, some girl named lizzy was viewing my blog earlier...didn't recognize the name so i did some investigating...she had this really cool Stewie theme...loved it..so I got the same one, lol. She seems nice...I might try talkin to her or something..

She lives in alaska..or so it seems, that's odd, esp. considering that I've never thought people really lived there that much...lol.

As for the new theme, I can't decide whether to keep it or get the Mario and/or matrix one, they are both so cool. Whaddya you guys think? COmments are always welcome.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_mystery_of_lizzy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_weekend_in_review.mws palyer101 2005-06-17T06:06:02-05:00 <![CDATA[The Weekend in Review]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_weekend_in_review.mws Well, I got back from Jen's house. It's cool and fun to go there...but her and Christi argue too much. IT gets annoying sometimes I just wanna knock their heads together so they'll shaddup. *WHACK* Something taht seems to be bothering Jen is Gav, he gets real rowdy, and it can be annoying, but this isn't my place to be slinging shit about that..soooo...*zips mouth shut*

Meh, whatever though. In gaming news...there's a hitman Movie coming out soon. It will don Vin Diesel as the killer Agent 47, and that's pretty cool. I just think that Vin might be a bit too...errm, "hardcore" to play as 47. Time will tell though. I'm still debating about this theme..it's cool and all, but I don't know about it. THere are other cool ones as well.

I saw The South Park Movie and Hitch with Jen , we were going to watch Clerks but we missed out on that. We will probably watch it later on Tuesday when we go back or perhaps on Monday, I dunno.
That's about all for now..so me out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_weekend_in_review.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_always_do.mws palyer101 2005-06-18T03:06:04-05:00 <![CDATA[I always do. ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_always_do.mws Meh, well I have to go to Dad's later...that's not fun. But I'll get over it...I always do. I changed the theme again...Stewie wasn't reallly appealing to me. But I'll change it again soon, I always do. I'm gonna watch more of Samurai Champloo and Paranoia Agent tonight..I always do.
My buddy list for Trillian is starting to grow. I hope that I get more games soon, I always do.

But let's get down to the real meat and potatoes. The topic: Saw II. The sequel to one of the most bizzare thrillers of all time. I had a teaser poster, but it's gone now...Sorry. I'll look for another one, i always do. But it's going to take place in a house where once again the Jigsaw Killer is taking more lives. THis time, numerous people have been stationed in a mansion where they have been given even more bizzare ways to murder each other...Are you scared? I am getting scared just reading about it...I always do.

That's about all to say right now...I'll be back with more later...I always do. *wink*

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_always_do.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_interesting_conversation.mws palyer101 2005-06-18T08:06:26-05:00 <![CDATA[A VERY Interesting Conversation]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_interesting_conversation.mws

OK, I was just on AIM for the last hour or so, talking with a guy I know from the PSM forums. Well, the conversation became quite interesting, and has touched me...NO NOT THERE, in my heart. Why? Well, luckily, I logged the convo. SO read and find out why this was so interesting. EDIT: TO be honest...It didn't touch me exactly...just shocked..I'll talk to him later and see whether or not he was telling the truth...I have a few choice words for him..Like "You" and "are" and "a liar".


[17:52] Demon Warrior723: hey

[17:52] palyer2819: hey wassup?

[17:52] Demon Warrior723: n2m

[17:52] palyer2819: I just found somethign hilarious..read it.

[17:52] palyer2819: http://penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-06-17&res=l

[17:52] Demon Warrior723: ok

[17:52] Demon Warrior723: does it have a virus? I trust you.

[17:53] palyer2819: no viruses...and it's spam free.

[17:53] Demon Warrior723: lmao!

[17:53] palyer2819: yea, LOL

[17:54] palyer2819: ROFL

[17:55] palyer2819: http://penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-06-13&res=l

[17:55] palyer2819: that's another one, i think

[17:56] Demon Warrior723: lamao

[17:57] Demon Warrior723: *lamo

[17:57] Demon Warrior723: anymore?

[17:57] palyer2819: yea, read some more comics by them....and while ur at it, read some of http://vgcats.com and http://ctrlaltdel-online.com

[17:58] palyer2819: http://penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-02-09 Another personal PA favorite of mine

[17:58] Demon Warrior723: 0k

[18:00] Demon Warrior723: lmao

[18:01] palyer2819: yea, you can just click on "Archives" for all of those sites and read all the comics they've published...most are pretty damn good

[18:01] Demon Warrior723: thx a bunch palyer

[18:01] palyer2819: any time..always willing to spread my unique brand of humor :)>-

[18:02] Demon Warrior723: gb

[18:05] palyer2819: "gb"?

[18:05] Demon Warrior723: nvm

[18:05] palyer2819: oh ok

 


A few moments passed, and we discussed instruments and band and such

 


[18:16] palyer2819: naw, I don't play any instruments, I chose to take a tech class in school rather than band orchestra and choir.

[18:16] Demon Warrior723: ok *coughs* Loser

[18:16] Demon Warrior723: lol

[18:17] palyer2819: yea LOL

[18:17] Demon Warrior723: I trying to play the guitar, and I play the recorder

[18:17] palyer2819: I was required to play the recorder in the fifth grade...but then I just threw it away, LOL

[18:18] Demon Warrior723: I still play it

[18:18] Demon Warrior723: ever see the breakfast club?

[18:18] Demon Warrior723: pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop'

[18:18] palyer2819: OMG That is like one of my FAV. MOVIES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:18] Demon Warrior723: oh brb

[18:18] palyer2819: ROFL

[18:19] Demon Warrior723: ?

[18:20] palyer2819: sorry, it was just funny about how you brought up the Breakfst. club then was like..."oh ok BRB!" like that

[18:20] Demon Warrior723: I know...lol

[18:22] Demon Warrior723: I wanna smoke some weed but im out

[18:22] palyer2819: SAY WHAT?!?

[18:22] palyer2819: Weed is for pussies man

[18:22] Demon Warrior723: Im joking Jackass

[18:22] palyer2819: oh good

[18:23] Demon Warrior723: Lol

[18:23] palyer2819: Cuz weed is really dumb and nasty...have you ever smelled that shit?

[18:23] Demon Warrior723: have u?

[18:23] Demon Warrior723: ever offered?

[18:24] palyer2819: Actually I have smelled it..but never offered any. It was at a concert here in Indy not too long ago...there were some pot smokers there, and that shit smelled like shit man....I'm never going to smoke weed.

[18:24] Demon Warrior723: Im a dealer, but never used it

[18:24] palyer2819: ...dealer. LOL

[18:25] Demon Warrior723: Im serious

[18:25] palyer2819: ....care to elaborate?

[18:25] Demon Warrior723: ?

[18:25] palyer2819: explain?

[18:25] Demon Warrior723: Yep

[18:25] palyer2819: ya know, talk about being a so called dealer?

[18:26] Demon Warrior723: gotta a suitcase under my bed

[18:26] Demon Warrior723: roam around the streets at night

[18:26] Demon Warrior723: got caught 1-went to juvie for a year

[18:26] Demon Warrior723: Still Dealin baby

[18:27] palyer2819: and you're serious?

[18:27] Demon Warrior723: yep

[18:27] palyer2819: wow...just. Wow.

[18:28] Demon Warrior723: u ok

[18:28] Demon Warrior723: Hey, it works out just fine...got a kid...

[18:28] palyer2819: ...What?

[18:28] palyer2819: You have a child?

[18:28] Demon Warrior723: yep

[18:28] palyer2819: wait wait wait....

[18:29] palyer2819: who am i talking to?

[18:29] palyer2819: WTF

[18:29] Demon Warrior723: Game Freak

[18:29] Demon Warrior723: BUST! You freaking believed me lol

[18:30] Demon Warrior723: I dont deal, but I have a kid

[18:30] palyer2819: yea, i was about to say....ur the one with the bro and the ...dead mother.

[18:30] Demon Warrior723: Fuck you

[18:30] palyer2819: ...Hey, I didn't know how else to say it man

[18:30] palyer2819: No Off.

[18:31] Demon Warrior723: You could of said fatheer bitch! My father died of an OD too you know

[18:31] palyer2819: Sooo, were you talking about your bro...or have you actually knocked up some girl and have a kid?

[18:31] palyer2819: and sorry about your mom and dad.

[18:31] Demon Warrior723: yep

[18:31] palyer2819: yep what?

[18:31] Demon Warrior723: I fucked a girl and she has a kid

[18:32] palyer2819: jesus dude..how old are you?

[18:32] Demon Warrior723: I live with her in my house with my bro

[18:32] Demon Warrior723: 13

[18:32] palyer2819: ....I can't possibly believe you.

[18:32] Demon Warrior723: ok

[18:32] Demon Warrior723: wanna see my kid?

[18:32] palyer2819: ....Sure.

[18:32] palyer2819: Let's see ....it.

[18:32] Demon Warrior723: Direct connect me

[18:33] palyer2819: how

[18:33] palyer2819: lol

[18:33] Demon Warrior723: ok

[18:33] Demon Warrior723: let me try

[18:33] Demon Warrior723: Hmmmm...how do we do it again?

[18:33] palyer2819: ...I don't...know.

[18:34] palyer2819: I've never really done the "direct connect" thing...I've heard about it though

[18:34] Demon Warrior723: ok

[18:35] Demon Warrior723: ever knocked a girl be4

[18:35] palyer2819: nooo...BRB

[18:36] Demon Warrior723: =-O

[18:36] *** Demon Warrior723 wants to directly connect.

[18:36] Demon Warrior723: I found it

[18:36] Demon Warrior723: connct me

[18:36] Demon Warrior723: yt?

[18:37] Demon Warrior723: I found the direct connect thing

[18:37] Demon Warrior723: Just click ok

[18:37] *** Demon Warrior723 is now directly connected.

[18:38] Demon Warrior723: His name is Spencer

 


It is now that He sent a pic to me of Spencer…YES, I saw the pic.

 


[18:38] Demon Warrior723: I could get another picture of his twin

[18:38] Demon Warrior723: The twins name is Justin

 


This is when he sent a pic of his other child, Justin…YES, I saw the pic.

 


[18:39] palyer2819: ..man. You have two kids?

[18:39] Demon Warrior723: twins

[18:39] Demon Warrior723: they're so cute, eh?

[18:39] palyer2819: yea....Jeez.

[18:40] * palyer2819 is shocked

[18:40] Demon Warrior723: Im sorry

[18:40] palyer2819: don't be sorry...I'm just having trouble digesting this

[18:40] Demon Warrior723: I wanted her to gat an abortion but she didnt want to

[18:40] Demon Warrior723: I now use a condom;-)

[18:41] Demon Warrior723: Oh...My wife is comming from the store

[18:41] palyer2819: ahh, I'm glad she didn't get an abortion dude...even though she's so young....it's wrong to kill a life.

[18:42] Demon Warrior723: Wanna see my wife?

[18:43] palyer2819: so you got married? Impossible. You're too young.

[18:43] palyer2819: But yea, I wanna see the pic

[18:43] Demon Warrior723: I can if i had my moms perrmision. We got amrried when she was living

[18:44] palyer2819: you can do what if you had mom's permission?

[18:45] Demon Warrior723: Marry her

[18:45] palyer2819: oh ok

[18:45] Demon Warrior723: We had to get married If she was gonna have twins

[18:45] Demon Warrior723:

[18:45] palyer2819: ur confusing me...Are you married or not?

[18:46] Demon Warrior723: yes

[18:46] Demon Warrior723: to this woman

 


This is when he sent a pic of his wife, and her name is Jessica.

 


[18:46] Demon Warrior723: u ok

[18:46] Demon Warrior723: to much info, eh?

[18:46] palyer2819: yea....Just as before...I have to swollow this thing whole man

[18:47] palyer2819: it's not TMI

[18:47] Demon Warrior723: TMI?

[18:47] palyer2819: To much info

[18:47] palyer2819: and it's not

[18:47] Demon Warrior723: Hold on

[18:48] Demon Warrior723: My Jessica wants to me to help witht he bags

[18:48] Demon Warrior723: brb

[18:48] palyer2819: I can handle the info...it's just I have trouble believing that all this happening to a dude just as old as I am

[18:50] Demon Warrior723: Done

[18:51] palyer2819: sooo....ur serious about all of this? You're not bullshitting?

[18:51] Demon Warrior723: nope

[18:51] palyer2819: ....man.

[18:51] Demon Warrior723: Same with my next door neighbor (No..Im not joking)

[18:52] Demon Warrior723: So...r we still gonna be friends?

[18:52] palyer2819: yea man, it's cool. I'm just...TRULY surprised..

[18:52] palyer2819: BRB

[18:52] Demon Warrior723: ok

[18:53] Demon Warrior723: I lost ALOT of friends because of this

[18:53] palyer2819: I'm back now..

[18:54] Demon Warrior723: wb

[18:54] palyer2819: Did your friends get freaked out or something?

[18:54] Demon Warrior723: I dont know

[18:54] Demon Warrior723: jesus

[18:54] Demon Warrior723: it is so hard taking care of 2 babies

[18:54] palyer2819: hm. Well i'm not gonna start avoiding you.

[18:54] palyer2819: It's brave of you man.

[18:55] palyer2819: But I have a question:

[18:55] Demon Warrior723: shoot

[18:55] palyer2819: if both of you're parents are dead, and you're only 13, where are you staying?!?

[18:55] Demon Warrior723: the house, havent told anybody

[18:56] palyer2819: ...not even the cops or nothin know that you're living alone?

[18:56] palyer2819: Where TF do you live?!?

[18:56] Demon Warrior723: Boca Raton

[18:56] palyer2819: United States? What state?

[18:56] Demon Warrior723: FL

 

[18:56] palyer2819: that's....

[18:57] palyer2819: that's deep man.

[18:57] Demon Warrior723: Life goes on

[18:57] Demon Warrior723: One night the condom broke and she MIGHT be pregenit again...Jesus help me

[19:01] Demon Warrior723: Oh shit, Justin is crying brb

 


Becky proceeded to talk to him at this point, discussing the fact that she doesn’t believe that he is a parent, married, etc.

 


[19:02] palyer2819: ok it's me again...her name is becky...and she doesnt believe a word of it...

[19:02] Demon Warrior723: Hold on, Justin is crying

[19:03] Demon Warrior723: Back

[19:03] Demon Warrior723: yt

[19:03] palyer2819: yes

[19:03] Demon Warrior723: ok

[19:03] Demon Warrior723: Justin ahs a cold

[19:03] Demon Warrior723: *has

[19:04] Demon Warrior723: Jassy has to take care of him right now

[19:04] Demon Warrior723: *Jessy

[19:04] palyer2819: Whew.

[19:05] palyer2819: I must admit...I was brought up ...SPolied. Yes, I was slightly spoiled as a child and that may have something to do with it...but anyway I must admit...I am having trouble digesting and believing this all myself...BUT I do believe you.

[19:05] Demon Warrior723: Its ok

[19:06] Demon Warrior723: When Jessy was pregnent, I...well you get the picture

[19:06] Demon Warrior723: h

[19:06] Demon Warrior723: *sry

[19:07] palyer2819: wow. This has been....SOO, man.

[19:07] palyer2819: Words cannot describe my surprise.

[19:07] palyer2819: I feel for you dude....You have my prayer.

[19:07] Demon Warrior723: Its ok

[19:07] Demon Warrior723: Dont need to prey for me

[19:08] palyer2819: and why not?

[19:08] Demon Warrior723: I got alot of money because of my job/her job

[19:08] Demon Warrior723: *for the kids

[19:08] palyer2819: ...you work?

[19:08] Demon Warrior723: yes

[19:08] palyer2819: ANd you're only 13? How old is Jess?

[19:08] Demon Warrior723: 13

[19:08] Demon Warrior723: Im a day older

[19:08] palyer2819: Did you see her give birth?

[19:09] Demon Warrior723: yes

[19:09] palyer2819: It must have been painful for someone her age...

[19:09] palyer2819: Scared?

[19:09] Demon Warrior723: Oh shit yes

[19:09] Demon Warrior723: They are only 3 months old

[19:10] palyer2819: Wow...I wanna ask...but it would be rude of me....

[19:10] Demon Warrior723: ZIts ok

[19:10] Demon Warrior723: *Its lol

[19:10] Demon Warrior723: Shoot

[19:11] palyer2819: I wanted to ask...what's it look like? When a woman gives birth I mean.

[19:11] Demon Warrior723: I didnt see directly...sorry man

[19:11] Demon Warrior723: Saw from side few

[19:12] palyer2819: ok...I guess it's a silly question anyway...birth seems pretty much self-explanitory.

[19:12] Demon Warrior723: Yep

[19:12] Demon Warrior723: My life is still great

[19:12] Demon Warrior723: Straight A's in school, participate in sports, etc

[19:13] palyer2819: Jeez. I never would have guessed this about you.

[19:14] Demon Warrior723: its ok

[19:14] palyer2819: I never would have guessed any of this about anyone.

[19:15] palyer2819: I never got into sports...

[19:15] Demon Warrior723: ok

[19:15] palyer2819: yea, I'm more than a little weak and skinny, not to mention pale

[19:16] palyer2819: LMAO

[19:17] Demon Warrior723: Oh shit! Jess fell off the STAIRS

[19:17] palyer2819: WTF?

[19:17] Demon Warrior723: Hold on

[19:18] Demon Warrior723: Looks like she broke a finger

[19:19] palyer2819: ...Damn.

[19:19] Demon Warrior723: She not crying...tough basterd

[19:19] palyer2819: LOL

[19:20] palyer2819: Sorry, not exactly the time to laugh,...I'm just feeling awkward.

[19:21] Demon Warrior723: Its ok

[19:21] Demon Warrior723: I laughed her

[19:21] Demon Warrior723: *to

[19:21] Demon Warrior723: Spencers Crying G2g later

[19:21] *** Demon Warrior723 direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).

[19:22] *** "Demon Warrior723" signed off at Sat Jun 18 19:22:04 2005.


Soo, Jen and Christi, this is mainly aimed at you, whaddya think? True or False? Personally I can't imagine some kid my age going through that...but then again...why would he make that up?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_very_interesting_conversation.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_interesting_convopart_2.mws palyer101 2005-06-19T06:06:16-05:00 <![CDATA[A VERY Interesting convo..Part 2!!!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_interesting_convopart_2.mws

Okay...without further ado...I present part TWO of the conversation. Feast your eyes...and see the bullshit that he feed me.

I am now almost sure without a doubt that this man is lying to me...
Just read now and laugh at his whimsy. This time Mr. "Demon Warrior" was known as "Saibaba." sooo...READ!


[16:23] saibaba80: hey
[16:23] *** Auto-response sent to saibaba80: I am currently away from the computer.
[16:24] palyer2819: meh, I"m here...just cooking dinner man
[16:24] saibaba80: Cool
[16:24] saibaba80: I dont cook
[16:25] palyer2819: nor do i...just helping my mom cook a nice meal for dad
[16:26] palyer2819: it is father's day ya know
[16:26] saibaba80: Well, Im a father, ya know
[16:26] palyer2819: ....so you have two AIM names: Demon warrior and Saibaba?
[16:26] saibaba80: yep
[16:27] palyer2819: .I seriously doubt your story...After giving it serious thought.
[16:27] saibaba80: OK
[16:27] saibaba80: No prob;em
[16:27] saibaba80: Doesnt matter what people think
[16:28] palyer2819: that's true...just one thing that really stood out to me is: How the fiznuck do you pay the bills and keep the house ur in without getting fowarded to collections ?
[16:28] saibaba80: The jobs we have
[16:28] palyer2819: and what is it you do?
[16:29] saibaba80: I have 5 jobs:
[16:29] palyer2819: riiight.
[16:29] palyer2819: And they are?
[16:29] saibaba80: Im a temp for right now
[16:30] saibaba80: i do car washes
[16:30] palyer2819: aaaand?
[16:30] saibaba80: House CLeaning ($500 a cleaning)
[16:31] saibaba80: Roof Cleaning ($1000 a cleaning)
[16:31] palyer2819: Well, you must do a awfully good job!!!
[16:31] saibaba80: Yes. . .Yes I do lol
[16:31] palyer2819: it's no laughing matter my friend.
[16:31] saibaba80: Jessy does other jobs but dont pay well
[16:32] saibaba80: Actually I have 3 jobs
[16:32] palyer2819: Sooo, you were lying before?
[16:33] saibaba80: yes
[16:33] palyer2819: the evidence keeps adding up buddy :-)
[16:33] saibaba80: So, you dont belive me?

[16:33] saibaba80: Wtevr
[16:33] saibaba80: I thought you did
[16:33] palyer2819: it's getting harder...that's all. I'm still your friend...but...WHEW
[16:34] saibaba80: ok
[16:34] palyer2819: What does Jessica do?
[16:35] saibaba80: Bagging at Grocery shops, and car washes at other places so we get 2ce the money
[16:35] palyer2819: Okay. And, you have to buy groceries right? And get to and from work right? How do you do that?
[16:35] saibaba80: Bike
[16:36] saibaba80: Jess gets discounts because she works at the store
[16:36] palyer2819: So I assume most of your "places of business" are relatively close, right?
[16:36] saibaba80: Not really
[16:36] palyer2819: Herm.
[16:36] saibaba80: I get about a 1 hr. break to and from jobs
[16:37] palyer2819: How many days a week do you work?
[16:37] saibaba80: 6
[16:37] palyer2819: That's nice.
[16:37] saibaba80: yes it is
[16:37] palyer2819: Do you sleep in the same bed?
[16:38] saibaba80: yes. .
[16:38] palyer2819: So you have twins...and yet you continue to have sex, from what i heard last night, is that correct?
[16:38] saibaba80: yes. . .
[16:38] saibaba80: I use a condom
[16:39] palyer2819: Okay.
[16:39] palyer2819: How big is your house?
[16:39] saibaba80: Pretty big
[16:39] saibaba80: 2-story
[16:39] palyer2819: Sq. Feet? Do you know
[16:40] saibaba80: hmmmm. . .2000?
[16:40] saibaba80: Im not sure
[16:41] saibaba80: Ask me some more questions
[16:41] palyer2819: In a moment, my friend. I have to do some sweeping. brb
[16:41] saibaba80: Ok
[16:41] saibaba80: Gotta go get some pretzles for Jessy, brb
[16:41] saibaba80: Store is pretty close
[16:43] palyer2819: okay...Well I'll wait for you.
[16:43] saibaba80: Im back
[16:43] palyer2819: Whoa, you ran out and bought pretzels that fast?
[16:44] palyer2819: Damn you must be The Flash!
[16:44] saibaba80: LOL

[16:44] saibaba80: Its a few houses down/buildings
[16:44] palyer2819: Oh...okay.
[16:45] palyer2819: How many beds and baths in your house? You do know what qualifies as a "full bathroom" don't you?
[16:45] saibaba80: yes
[16:45] palyer2819: Okay shoot.
[16:45] saibaba80: 3 beds/3.5 baths
[16:45] palyer2819: Okay. That's good.
[16:45] saibaba80: yep
[16:45] palyer2819: So you have a spare bedroom I assume?
[16:46] saibaba80: yes for guests
[16:46] saibaba80: Even though nobody comes
[16:46] palyer2819: Do you rent it out often for a lil extra cash?
[16:46] palyer2819: oh nvm
[16:46] saibaba80: ok
[16:46] saibaba80: Hold on, Spence is crying brb
[16:47] saibaba80: The kid pulled a stinkey, Jess is taking care of it
[16:48] saibaba80: yt?
[16:48] palyer2819: yea
[16:48] saibaba80: ok
[16:48] saibaba80: anymore q's?
[16:49] palyer2819: Are you "financially stable"?
[16:49] saibaba80: Yes
[16:49] palyer2819: Are you? lol
[16:49] saibaba80: yes
[16:49] palyer2819: Okay...Lemme think.
[16:50] palyer2819: What is your middle name?
[16:50] saibaba80: Tej
[16:50] palyer2819: Full name?
[16:50] saibaba80: Why?
[16:50] saibaba80: Kieran Tej Vogel
[16:50] saibaba80: Im knowned as James J. Vogel thp
[16:50] saibaba80: *tho
[16:50] palyer2819: Ethnic background? I'm just doing this for posterity buddy, don't worry.
[16:51] saibaba80: Hindu/White
[16:51] palyer2819: And Jessica's full name, background, where she was born?
[16:51] saibaba80: Jessica Ann Smith/Hawaiian/Hawaii
[16:52] palyer2819: Okay. Well, that all checks out.
[16:52] palyer2819: You have a telephone number I assume?
[16:52] saibaba80: Yes
[16:52] palyer2819: For posterity...list it for me...including the area code.
[16:52] saibaba80: No
[16:52] saibaba80: WTF Man
[16:52] saibaba80: TMI

[16:52] palyer2819: ...Very well.
[16:53] palyer2819: I'm not gonna hunt you down or anything...maybe when I'm older though.
[16:53] saibaba80: Still not
[16:54] palyer2819: Okay. I won't pressure you...Just don't get the idea that I'm a rapist who's really 30 years old though...I don't wanna be thought of that way.
[16:54] saibaba80: ok
[16:55] saibaba80: I cant tell my P# on the computor! R U Crazy?
[16:55] palyer2819: Whoa, little red flag going up buddy. I said I don't want it no more.
[16:55] saibaba80: ok
[16:55] saibaba80: sry
[16:55] saibaba80: just for my familys saftey
[16:56] palyer2819: Of course. i understand.:-)
[16:56] saibaba80: cool
[16:56] palyer2819: I assume that "James J. Vogel" is a literary translation?
[16:56] saibaba80: Yes
[16:57] palyer2819: What does the "J" stand for?
[16:57] saibaba80: John
[16:58] palyer2819: Sooo, are things the same down there in Florida as they are in Indiana...apart from the temp. I mean.
[16:58] saibaba80: OK

[16:58] palyer2819: It was a question.
[16:58] saibaba80: oh, i dont really understand
[16:59] palyer2819: ....Same movies and foods and what not? Ya got McDonalds?
[16:59] saibaba80: Yes. . . Yes I do
[16:59] palyer2819: Okay...Sorry if I got a little weird there...I'm running out of questions, lol.
[16:59] saibaba80: Spence and Justin love those chicken nuggets
[16:59] palyer2819: Wendy's nuggets are much better IMO.
[16:59] saibaba80: I dont care
[16:59] saibaba80: lol
[17:00] palyer2819: Nor do I.
[17:00] palyer2819: lol
[17:00] palyer2819: What is the local time in Florida right now?
[17:00] palyer2819: It's 5:00 p.m. here.
[17:01] saibaba80: 6 over here
[17:01] saibaba80: brb
[17:01] saibaba80: back
[17:02] palyer2819: OK.
[17:02] saibaba80: Sooooo. . .Thats it. . . or is there more?
[17:02] palyer2819: Wait a minute!!!
[17:03] saibaba80: ooooooooookkkkkeeeyyy doookkkeeeyy
[17:03] palyer2819: Spencer and Justin are how old?
[17:03] saibaba80: 3 mths. old (I know. . . . we cut teh nuggets up)
[17:04] palyer2819: How are they supposed to swallow those nuggest man!!!?!? Even tho you cut them up?
[17:04] palyer2819: They haven't any teeth.
[17:04] saibaba80: We gave them mustle training
[17:04] palyer2819: WTF?
[17:04] saibaba80: Never heard of it?
[17:05] palyer2819: ANd you spelled "mustle" wrong it's "Muscle" FYI
[17:05] saibaba80: ok.. ..damn
[17:05] palyer2819: Nope, never heard of "mustle training."
[17:05] saibaba80: ok
[17:05] saibaba80: IDC
[17:05] palyer2819: "IDC?"\
[17:05] saibaba80: i dont care
[17:05] palyer2819: Ahh IC.
[17:05] saibaba80: ok. . .
[17:06] palyer2819: I meant "I see" not "I care."
[17:06] saibaba80: ok
[17:06] palyer2819: How much do you make a day...or per hour?
[17:06] saibaba80: A week. . .around $3 grand
[17:06] saibaba80: ggGg
[17:06] saibaba80: g
[17:06] saibaba80: g
[17:06] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] palyer2819: stop flooding
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: g
[17:07] saibaba80: ok
[17:07] palyer2819: bitch
[17:07] saibaba80: ok
[17:07] palyer2819: so ur leaving now?
[17:07] saibaba80: No...today is sunday
[17:07] saibaba80: my break
[17:07] palyer2819: Wha...
[17:07] palyer2819: NVM.
[17:07] saibaba80: this si kinda stupid
[17:08] palyer2819: what is?
[17:08] saibaba80: This question stuff
[17:08] palyer2819: I find it very humorous.
[17:08] saibaba80: ok
[17:08] saibaba80: U think this is funny!?!
[17:08] palyer2819: Yes, actually I do.
[17:08] saibaba80: F U
[17:09] palyer2819: ...Chill.
[17:09] saibaba80: No man. . . You just offeneded my family
[17:09] saibaba80: So STFU
[17:09] palyer2819: Well, I wasn't laughing at your family...I was laughing at you.
[17:10] saibaba80: Dude. . . shut up. . . just shut up
[17:10] palyer2819: Okeydokey.
[17:11] palyer2819: Soo, what are you having for dinner tonight?
[17:11] saibaba80: Ramen Noodles
[17:11] saibaba80: Kids r having mushed crap
[17:11] palyer2819: I'm having a pork chop casserole.
[17:12] saibaba80: coolio
[17:12] palyer2819: Wait wait wait..."mushed crap?"
[17:12] palyer2819: ROFL
[17:12] saibaba80: That mushed peas crap
[17:12] saibaba80: lol
[17:12] palyer2819: You mean...baby food?
[17:12] palyer2819: lol
[17:12] saibaba80: yea lmao
[17:14] saibaba80: Belive me yet?
[17:14] palyer2819: ...Maybe.
[17:14] palyer2819: And maybe not.
[17:14] saibaba80: ok
[17:14] palyer2819: Lemme do some quick math.
[17:14] palyer2819: brb
[17:14] saibaba80: ok
[17:15] saibaba80: back yet
[17:15] saibaba80: damn ur slow
[17:15] saibaba80: lol
[17:15] saibaba80: Sooo. . . r u gonna post thos convo on ur blog?
[17:16] palyer2819: Probably.
[17:16] saibaba80: ok
[17:16] palyer2819: Okay I crunched the numbers...You make 20 dollars an hour....
[17:16] palyer2819: And that's really F'n Hard to believe.
[17:16] saibaba80: Ok
[17:16] saibaba80: COmbined with Jessy
[17:17] palyer2819: That's like...twice as much as my mom makes.
[17:17] saibaba80: ok
[17:17] palyer2819: Oh wait...well give me the figures seperately.
[17:17] saibaba80: 2 grand 4 me 1 grand for jessy
[17:18] palyer2819: how many hours do you work a day?
[17:18] saibaba80: hmmm. . . depends
[17:18] palyer2819: Average my friend...average.
[17:18] saibaba80: 11
[17:19] palyer2819: Ok...I did some wrong math.
[17:19] palyer2819: Hold up
[17:19] palyer2819: brb
[17:19] saibaba80: ok
[17:19] saibaba80: Actually, 8 hrs a day because of skool sry
[17:19] palyer2819: I was about to ask...
[17:20] palyer2819: How did you get to school..so thanx for clearing that up.
[17:20] saibaba80: np
[17:20] palyer2819: yea, you make about 30 bucks an hour. That's how much my dad makes...I think. And it's about three times as much as my mom makes.
[17:20] saibaba80: coolio
[17:21] palyer2819: WAIT DAMMIT
[17:21] palyer2819: I divided wrong again...
[17:21] saibaba80: ok
[17:21] palyer2819: You make 41 dollars an hour!!!
[17:21] palyer2819: HOLY SHIT
[17:21] saibaba80: holy crap
[17:21] saibaba80: I didnt even know!
[17:21] saibaba80: Well, I do do 3-5 jobs a day
[17:21] palyer2819: ROFL
[17:22] saibaba80: lol
[17:22] palyer2819: You...You must be friggin rich man.
[17:22] saibaba80: Pretty much
[17:22] saibaba80: Pays the bills, keeps food on the table, and few extra bucks for viseo games
[17:23] saibaba80: lol
[17:23] palyer2819: YES. VG's are a neccesity.
[17:23] palyer2819: lol
[17:23] saibaba80: lol
[17:23] palyer2819: Now...what about that "muscle training" that Spence and Justin receive?
[17:24] saibaba80: we had to go to this place a few miles down and we deopped them off and yea self-explanatory
[17:24] saibaba80: *dropped
[17:24] palyer2819: no..it's not self explanatory my friend...pfft.
[17:24] saibaba80: And went back home
[17:24] saibaba80: Damn
[17:25] palyer2819: Damn what?!?
[17:25] saibaba80: Nothing
[17:25] palyer2819: Riiight.
[17:25] saibaba80: Not about u
[17:25] palyer2819: okay.
[17:25] saibaba80: It is about it cost about $150 a session
[17:25] palyer2819: hold on...what are you eating for dinner?
[17:25] saibaba80: Ramen Noodles
[17:26] palyer2819: [16:24] saibaba80: I dont cook
[17:26] saibaba80: I dont
[17:26] saibaba80: Jess does
[17:26] saibaba80: duh?!?
[17:26] palyer2819: Okay, my font just changed...can't change it back.
[17:26] palyer2819: DAMN
[17:27] saibaba80: ok
[17:27] saibaba80: I can cook when I want to, but I dont wanna most of the time
[17:27] palyer2819: there we go.
[17:27] palyer2819: back to normal.
[17:27] saibaba80: ok
[17:28] palyer2819: OK, now about your GF cookin...you gotta help her man..
[17:28] saibaba80: I do
[17:28] palyer2819: No woman wants to cook alone all the time.
[17:28] palyer2819: it's makes them bitchy...I would know.
[17:28] saibaba80: I DO

[17:28] saibaba80: I MARRIED I KNOW

[17:29] palyer2819: sorry...I'm a dumbass sometimes..
[17:29] saibaba80: So do u belive me now?

[17:29] palyer2819: About all this...not yet.
[17:29] palyer2819: Maybe.
[17:29] saibaba80: ok
[17:29] palyer2819: I'd have to see it. Maybe I'll move to Florida sometime..or visit there.
[17:29] saibaba80: Hold on. . . Jess got the pregnancy test BRB oh crap
[17:30] saibaba80: YT?
[17:30] palyer2819: yes, I'm here dammit.
[17:30] saibaba80: ok
[17:31] saibaba80: I just have to go for five mins. to see if shes pregnant or notBRB
[17:32] saibaba80: YES!!!
[17:32] saibaba80: WHOOOOOHOOO!!
[17:32] palyer2819: Not pregnant I assume?
[17:32] saibaba80: YESSSS!!!
[17:32] palyer2819: WHAT?!?!?!
[17:32] saibaba80: Shes pregnant again
[17:33] saibaba80: WHOO_HOOO
[17:33] saibaba80: Well, were not sure yet
[17:33] palyer2819: oh ok...riiiight.
[17:33] saibaba80: But test come out 75% likely
[17:33] saibaba80: *65%
[17:33] palyer2819: That's only slightly more than half my friend.
[17:34] saibaba80: Slightly? Thats 15 percent more!
[17:34] palyer2819: 15 percent is only 15 percent...
[17:34] palyer2819: Not that it matters.
[17:34] palyer2819: Ahem..
[17:34] saibaba80: Wtevr
[17:35] palyer2819: Yes, let's blow that whole percentage thing off...Be happy :-)
[17:35] saibaba80: We should get the tests back at 6:40
[17:35] saibaba80: 5 mins! Holy crap
[17:35] saibaba80: Wow. . . in a few more mins. we will find out
[17:36] palyer2819: Okay.
[17:36] saibaba80: *Bitting on nails*
[17:36] palyer2819: Umm, quick question? Why would you be happy if she was pregnant?
[17:36] saibaba80: I guess
[17:36] saibaba80: y not?
[17:37] palyer2819: ....you're extremely young for this.
[17:37] saibaba80: I would be happy both ways
[17:37] palyer2819: You're getting old before your time.
[17:37] saibaba80: damn man, its my life
[17:37] palyer2819: I know.
[17:37] * palyer2819 leans back and sighs.
[17:37] saibaba80: /me?
[17:38] palyer2819: /me
[17:38] saibaba80: 3 more minuets
[17:38] palyer2819: do it..
[17:38] * palyer2819 says do it
[17:38] saibaba80: I am really nervous
[17:38] palyer2819: I would be too.
[17:38] palyer2819: NOW USE THE /ME!
[17:38] saibaba80: She's getting the results back in 2 mins
[17:39] palyer2819: I know...
[17:39] palyer2819: I have a clock with me...three in fact.
[17:39] palyer2819: ANd mine says 5:39
[17:39] saibaba80: same here
[17:39] saibaba80: 6:40 is the time
[17:39] palyer2819: Das nice.
[17:39] saibaba80: its 6:39 here
[17:39] palyer2819: Good.
[17:39] saibaba80: ok
[17:39] palyer2819: NOW, USE THE /ME.
[17:40] saibaba80: /me? WTF does that mean?
[17:40] palyer2819: type /me has nothing
[17:40] saibaba80: /me
[17:40] saibaba80: asdf jkl;
[17:40] palyer2819: and something else...like "/me is horny."
[17:40] * saibaba80 is nervous
[17:40] palyer2819: GOOD
[17:40] palyer2819: w00t!!!!
[17:41] saibaba80: Oh crap the results are here
[17:41] saibaba80: brb
[17:41] palyer2819: I have to leave anyway..see ya later
[17:41] palyer2819: bye
[17:41] saibaba80: shes pregnent
[17:41] *** Auto-response sent to saibaba80: I am currently away from the computer.
[17:42] *** "saibaba80" signed off at Sun Jun 19 17:42:15 2005.
[17:42] saibaba80: wtevr, gotta celebrate!
[17:41] saibaba80: Come on, shes pregnent

Ok, what do you think? Is he lying about this whole shabang? Probably. Feedback anyone?

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Okay, today I got to talk to the kids brother and his *cough* wife. Let's see how that turned out, shall we?

Today, he went by "Demon warrior" again:

[10:33] Demon Warrior723: NM
[10:33] Demon Warrior723: Hitch any good?
 
[10:33] palyer2819: yea it was
[10:33] Demon Warrior723: I never saw it
[10:33] palyer2819: damn there's a fly buzzing around my head
[10:33] palyer2819: FUCK
[10:34] Demon Warrior723: brb
[10:35] Demon Warrior723: back
[10:35] palyer2819: I'm watching some Homestarrunner cartoons
[10:35] Demon Warrior723: coolio
[10:35] Demon Warrior723: belive me yet?
[10:36] palyer2819: Man...I just don't think you could be livin on ur own with no one there except...well, no one.
[10:36] Demon Warrior723: ok
[10:36] palyer2819: Esp. when ur making so much money!
[10:36] palyer2819: it's unheard of!
[10:36] Demon Warrior723: ok
[10:36] Demon Warrior723: Let me tell you something
[10:37] Demon Warrior723: All my bosses know my mom died
[10:37] Demon Warrior723: They each gave me at $500 dollers each week
[10:37] palyer2819: PFFT. Now I can't believe you.
[10:37] Demon Warrior723: ok
[10:37] Demon Warrior723: wtevr
[10:37] Demon Warrior723: c if i care
[10:38] palyer2819: BC if some people knew that ur mother was dead, they would have put you in a boy's home or somethign with ur bro. They wouldn't leave you there, that's like reckless endangerement or some shit.
[10:38] palyer2819: *mother and father
[10:39] Demon Warrior723: I have a step-father dumbshit
[10:39] palyer2819: You failed to mention that earlier.
[10:41] Demon Warrior723: He just drops by 1ce a day for 2-5 hrs
[10:41] Demon Warrior723: Here, you wanna talk to my brother
[10:41] palyer2819: Herm. Well, if he was even a tad bit responsible, I'd imagine that he'd be working so that he would be with you 24/7
[10:41] palyer2819: Sure, lemme talk to...Taranv it was?
[10:42] Demon Warrior723: yah, here he is
[10:42] Demon Warrior723: ill leave the roo
[10:42] Demon Warrior723: *room
[10:42] Demon Warrior723: ok
[10:42] Demon Warrior723: Im here
[10:42] palyer2819: Sweet.

Now I started talking to "Taranv" his little bro


[10:42] Demon Warrior723: hi
[10:42] palyer2819: wassup, man.
[10:42] Demon Warrior723: nm
[10:42] palyer2819: You feelin Okay?
[10:42] Demon Warrior723: yeah, especially when im a uncle
[10:43] palyer2819: I'd love to be an uncle...just not under your circumstances.
[10:43] Demon Warrior723: Its cool
[10:43] palyer2819: Do you live with your bro and ...ur cousins?
[10:43] Demon Warrior723: Jessy and Kieran are nice to me
[10:43] palyer2819: Who's Kieran?
[10:44] Demon Warrior723: The father
[10:44] Demon Warrior723: Of Spence and Justin
[10:44] palyer2819: The one I've been talking to...okay.
[10:44] Demon Warrior723: SO, i live with Jessy, Kieran, Spence and Justin
[10:45] palyer2819: And ur stepdad comes by every day?
[10:45] Demon Warrior723: yes, y?
[10:45] palyer2819: I'm concerned about you and ur bro man!
[10:45] Demon Warrior723: ok
[10:45] palyer2819: If what he says is true...then I'm praying for you.
[10:46] Demon Warrior723: U dont need to pray for us...Thats basically our family slogan
[10:46] Demon Warrior723: lol
[10:46] palyer2819: Ya know...that he has kids, livin by himself, makin money and having to pay the bills. Not only is it not too believable, but its scary.
[10:46] Demon Warrior723: I have to go pack the dishes with my bro brb
[10:54] Demon Warrior723: Im back
[10:54] Demon Warrior723: It Taran
[10:54] Demon Warrior723: Iits
[10:54] Demon Warrior723: *its
[10:54] palyer2819: Ok.
[10:54] Demon Warrior723: lol
[10:54] Demon Warrior723: so...any thing you wanna ask
[10:54] palyer2819: Lemme think
[10:55] Demon Warrior723: ok
[10:55] Demon Warrior723: np
[10:55] palyer2819: I have a question..it's probably none of my business though.
[10:55] Demon Warrior723: Np
[10:55] Demon Warrior723: Shoot
[10:56] palyer2819: Okay you asked for it..
[10:56] Demon Warrior723: ok
[10:56] palyer2819: How many times does Your bro have sex a month do yo think?
[10:56] Demon Warrior723: 15
[10:56] palyer2819: Jesus Christ.
[10:56] Demon Warrior723: maybe 10
[10:56] Demon Warrior723: sometimes 5
[10:56] Demon Warrior723: Mostly likely 3
[10:57] palyer2819: Oh ok, three.
[10:57] palyer2819: That's a big dif from fifteen.
[10:57] Demon Warrior723: yah 1 every 10 day
[10:57] Demon Warrior723: ANymore youbig wuss
[10:57] palyer2819: WUSS?!?
[10:57] palyer2819: Hold on
[10:57] Demon Warrior723: lol
[10:57] Demon Warrior723: I was joking
[10:57] palyer2819: If you can't stand the heat little man...go put ur tiny balls in the freezer
[10:58] Demon Warrior723: Dude, im getting my bro
[10:58] palyer2819: Naw, I was j/k.
[10:58] Demon Warrior723: Ok
[10:58] palyer2819: Are you happy with your life? despite the trials and tribulations?
[10:59] Demon Warrior723: Yah, this is the coolest life in the world, plus I have a job to help with the iblls
[10:59] palyer2819: How old r u?
[10:59] Demon Warrior723: 9
[10:59] palyer2819: AND YOU WORK?
[10:59] Demon Warrior723: Yah, whats the prob
[10:59] palyer2819: That's like against child labor laws man.
[10:59] Demon Warrior723: No
[10:59] Demon Warrior723: I work in the neighborhood
[11:00] Demon Warrior723: For about 8 bucks an hour
[11:00] palyer2819: So it's not an official job?
[11:00] Demon Warrior723: No, not really
[11:00] Demon Warrior723: But it can be
[11:00] palyer2819: Just chores and things the neighbors pay you to do?
[11:01] Demon Warrior723: Yah, but I work as a neighbor hood CRIME STOPPER ASSINTANT ($3 bucks an hour)
[11:01] Demon Warrior723: brb i have to eat breakfat that my brother made
[11:01] Demon Warrior723: *fast
[11:02] Demon Warrior723: Waffles
[11:02] palyer2819: Yummy.
[11:09] Demon Warrior723: Hello?
[11:09] palyer2819: Yea im here.
[11:09] Demon Warrior723: Ok
[11:09] Demon Warrior723: Its Jessy
[11:09] palyer2819: sweet.
[11:10] palyer2819: I've been waiting to talk to you.

Now I started talking to Jess, his wife/gf/whatever you wanna call her.


[11:10] Demon Warrior723: Ok
[11:10] Demon Warrior723: Shoot
[11:10] Demon Warrior723: Man, my finger is aching
[11:10] palyer2819: I already asked taranv....But here goes: How many times a month do you sleep with GameFreak?
[11:10] Demon Warrior723: 30
[11:10] palyer2819: No I mean actually FUCK Him!
[11:11] Demon Warrior723: 3-7
[11:11] palyer2819: Ok...that's more reasonable.
[11:11] Demon Warrior723: yah
[11:12] palyer2819: Sooo, yesterday there was some debate over whether you were pregnant?
[11:12] Demon Warrior723: Yah, not pregenent. yeah
[11:12] Demon Warrior723: So...thats it you wuss
[11:13] Demon Warrior723: lol
[11:13] Demon Warrior723: Income q's
[11:13] Demon Warrior723: Sex Q's
[11:13] Demon Warrior723: Any Q's?
[11:13] palyer2819: Okay.
[11:13] palyer2819: hold up...
[11:13] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:13] palyer2819: you dont' want me to ask...
[11:13] palyer2819: It's too nasty.
[11:13] Demon Warrior723: Shoot
[11:13] Demon Warrior723: Is it about birth?
[11:14] palyer2819: Naw,...well maybe it is.
[11:14] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:14] Demon Warrior723: Shoot
[11:14] palyer2819: How much pain were you in?
[11:14] Demon Warrior723: Not much...Pain relivers
[11:15] palyer2819: PFft, they can do taht in hospitals?
[11:15] Demon Warrior723: >
[11:15] Demon Warrior723: ?
[11:15] Demon Warrior723: ?
 
[11:15] Demon Warrior723: /
 
[11:15] palyer2819: They can make it so you're in little to no pain?!?
[11:15] palyer2819: So you had twins right?
[11:16] Demon Warrior723: yah
[11:16] palyer2819: As in,...one right after another?
[11:16] Demon Warrior723: Yah, where the fuck is this going
[11:16] palyer2819: C'mon, dont' be so uptight.
[11:16] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:17] palyer2819: It seems odd...
[11:17] palyer2819: Soo did you cry at all?
[11:17] Demon Warrior723: Not really, maybe 2 tear drops
[11:17] Demon Warrior723: Im a tough bastard, thats what my husband calls me
[11:18] palyer2819: Technically you wouldn't be a tough bastard if you were a girl...it'd be a tough bitch.
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:18] Demon Warrior723: Ill stop
[11:19] Demon Warrior723: Talk to me, hun
[11:20] Demon Warrior723: YT?
[11:20] palyer2819: Yea, I'm here...just talking to three different people at once makes for a lot of typing..
[11:20] Demon Warrior723: ok
[11:20] Demon Warrior723:
 
[11:21] palyer2819: Your sons eat chicken nuggets, is that correct?
[11:21] Demon Warrior723: SOmetimes
[11:21] Demon Warrior723: Muscle training
[11:22] Demon Warrior723: Well, we're late for our baby program g2g
[11:22] Demon Warrior723: later
[11:22] Demon Warrior723: ttly
[11:22] palyer2819: Okay.
[11:22] *** "Demon Warrior723" signed off at Mon Jun 20 11:22:20 2005.


This just keeps getting better and better, but also weirder. WHy would he make something like this up and even put so many people up to it? Maybe it's true. Maybe not. There's always the possibility that I was talking to the same person the whole time...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_very_interesting_conversation_p3.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/maple_story.mws palyer101 2005-06-24T01:06:35-05:00 <![CDATA[Maple Story]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/maple_story.mws

 Okay...here we go.
I went to Grandma's *shudders* house part of this week rather than go to Jenny's house. It wasn't that bad..but it definitely could have been better. We went to see a movie...we even considered seeing Batman Begins...but she took us to see Madagascar instead. You see, this was a retarded move because everyone there had already seen it besides bec. Pshht.
Then the next day (today) we were told we were going to go swimming, which didn't appeal to me but I went anyway and then had an OK time. there were some water rides at the park she took us to, and I'm ok with that. Anyway...I have something to talk about.

It's called Maple Story. it's a free online game that plays just like an MMORPG, it's a 2D side scroller, but with 3D graphics so it all levels out. You have 4 jobs to choose from in the game. More info and the FREE download of this game can be found at http://mapleglobal.com and it's not a free trial thing..THE WHOLE THING IS FREE. I reccomend that anyone within the sound of my voice play this game. And if you do decide to play it...AIM me or just reply to me with your name and maybe I can meet you there...


As for the guy I was chatting with earlier...I'm going to be presenting you with the final installment of that story in the near future..so stay tuned!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/maple_story.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_interesting_convo_p4.mws palyer101 2005-06-24T01:06:03-05:00 <![CDATA[A VERY Interesting Convo. p.4]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_interesting_convo_p4.mws

Presenting: THe final installment of "STupid boy telling lies"

In this chapter...saibaba spills the truth:


[12:12] palyer2819: Hey, do you mind telling me the real story about you and your parents and what not? SO I can blog it to my readers.
[12:12] saibaba80: hm?
[12:12] saibaba80: oh ok
[12:12] palyer2819: Think of it as an interview of sorts
[12:13] saibaba80: We were driving down I-95, and some ass (drunk) crashed head on, and she died instantly, dad died of a cocaine overdose
[12:14] palyer2819: Okay.
[12:14] saibaba80: blogging?
[12:15] palyer2819: I will when you're done.
[12:15] saibaba80: With What?
[12:15] saibaba80: Im done
[12:15] palyer2819: Oh.
[12:16] saibaba80: ok
[12:16] palyer2819: Soo where do you really live?
[12:16] saibaba80: Orphanage
[12:16] saibaba80: really rich one
[12:16] saibaba80: we're rich
[12:16] palyer2819: WIth your brother?
[12:16] saibaba80: yah
[12:16] palyer2819: No kids?
[12:16] saibaba80: nope
[12:16] palyer2819: No wifey?
[12:16] saibaba80: nope
[12:17] saibaba80: i cant belived you belived that crap
[12:17] palyer2819: Yea I was a dumbass, but I started not believing after about the second convo or so.
[12:20] palyer2819: who were those pictures of if you have no kids?
[12:21] saibaba80: Nephues
[12:21] palyer2819: ahh and the girl photo?
[12:21] saibaba80: Gf
[12:21] palyer2819: ok
[12:21] saibaba80: yah
[12:21] palyer2819: you a virgin?
[12:22] saibaba80: No
[12:22] palyer2819: ahh
[12:22] saibaba80: ok
[12:22] palyer2819: Then i pity you...A sexually active 13 yr old...it's scary
[12:22] saibaba80: ok
[12:22] saibaba80: Hey, I have a choice...Be a pathetic Virgin or be what i am
[12:23] palyer2819: i know.
[12:23] saibaba80: ok
[12:23] saibaba80: Im not active
[12:23] saibaba80: Only like 3 times in my life
[12:23] palyer2819: never for me. I'm a single virgin and loving it!
[12:24] saibaba80: No...I PITY you
[12:24] palyer2819: why
[12:24] saibaba80: Nvm
[12:24] palyer2819: No please do tell.
[12:24] saibaba80: no
[12:25] palyer2819: ok..but why not?
[12:25] saibaba80: cause i what to aggravate you
[12:26] palyer2819: I won't get aggravated.
[12:26] saibaba80: ok
[12:26] saibaba80: Im still not telling
[12:26] saibaba80: ha
[12:26] * palyer2819 cries

About twenty minutes passed, and he finally said he had to go...


[12:44] palyer2819: right
[12:44] saibaba80: ttly
[12:44] saibaba80: cya
[12:45] *** "saibaba80" signed off at Fri Jun 24 12:45:01 2005.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_very_interesting_convo_p4.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/whatever_this_is.mws palyer101 2005-07-02T06:07:09-05:00 <![CDATA[Whatever this is...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/whatever_this_is.mws

So I'm super bored now...So I stole this from Abbitroad. ...Hey don't get mad at me!

() Smoked a cigarette
() Smoked a cigar
() Made out with a member of the same sex
() Been in love
() Been dumped
() Shoplifted
() Been fired
() Been in a fist fight
() Snuck out of parent's house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
() Been arrested
() Made out with a stranger
() Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
() Had a crush on a teacher
() Skipped school
() Slept with a co-worker
() Seen someone die
() Been overseas
(x) Been on a plane
() Thrown up in a bar
() Set a part of myself on fire
() Eaten sushi
() Gone crazy at a concert
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now
() Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
() Had a tea party
() Flown a kite
() Built a sandcastle
() Gone puddle jumping
() Played dress up
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
() Used a fake id
() Watched the sun set
(x) Felt an earthquake
() Touched a snake
(x) Been tickled
() Been robbed
(x) Been misunderstood
(x) Won a contest
() Ran a red light

() Been suspended from school
() Been in a car accident
(x) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
() Eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) Had Deja vu
() Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
() Questioned your heart
() Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
() Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers

() Sung karaoke
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
() Danced in the rain
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
() Gone roller-skating
(x) Had a wish come true
() Worn pearls
() Jumped off a bridge
() Ate dog/cat food
(x) Told a complete stranger you loved them
() Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
() Have a black dress
() Had a dream that you married someone
(x) Glued your hand to something
() Got your tongue stuck to something metal
() Kissed a fish
() Worn the opposite sexes clothes

() Been a cheerleader

(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed/shouted at the top of your lungs
() Done a one-handed cartwheel
() Talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
() Didn’t take a shower for a week
() Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
() Climbed a tree
() Had a tree house/club house
(x) Are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) Believe in ghosts
() Have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() Worn a really ugly outfit just to see what others say
() Gone streaking...well maybe ;-)
() Played chicken
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
() Been told you were hot by a complete stranger
() Caught a fish then ate it
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
() Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
() Have a Britney Spears CD
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) Slept naked
(x) Been obsessed with a band

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/whatever_this_is.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/celebrating_early.mws palyer101 2005-07-03T12:07:00-05:00 <![CDATA[Celebrating Early]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/celebrating_early.mws Well tonight was fun. We were going to go see Bewitched but then my dad came over and did some yardwork for us. It was short lived though. At any rate, Mike came over and we decided to go down to the Speedrome. I've never been, and it was fun for it being the first time. There was lots of racing and then at about nine o' clock the fireworks started. It was pretty good, and the finale that they had was what really topped it off. We thanked Mike then he took us to Micky D's. I got a McFlurry and then came home and watched [adult swim] and am going to watch more of it soon, so me out.
Jen's coming over tomorrow for even more fireworks fun, I can't wait!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/celebrating_early.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/celebrating_earlyagain.mws palyer101 2005-07-04T12:07:52-05:00 <![CDATA[Celebrating Early..Again]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/celebrating_earlyagain.mws Well tonight Jen came over and we lit off a helluva lotta fireworks.
That's it.

Oh yea, Elliot's new room is gonna be finished tomorrow..I might go over there. I hope I do anyway.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/celebrating_earlyagain.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something_to_cry_about_aka_the_fourth_of_july.mws palyer101 2005-07-04T10:07:48-05:00 <![CDATA[Something to cry about (a.k.a. The Fourth of July)]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something_to_cry_about_aka_the_fourth_of_july.mws

Okay, I originally posted this at Jinchuu's forum just a few moments ago, and thought it was an accurate depiction of what's going on with me on this [not so] glorious night.



 

well, now here's a yarn to spin. Right now I sit at home...doing nothing. Just listening to the laughter and thunderous booms coming from outside. I already celebrated last night...but now it seems like that was just a waste of time. Just sitting here, commando in my boxers, and I"m 13 years old, and at this ripe age, feelings like that ones I have now shouldn't be erupting in my body. My parents are currently in downtown INdy, watching the show. It's 9:30, and I'm home alone, listening to people have the times of their lives outside. I sat out there for a while with my neighbors, watching people let off illegal artillery shells. They're so cool, and I don't see them too much since they're illegal. But then new things erupted inside me. Feelings i can't put into words, something I can't describe. They seem to be a mixture of pride, regret, and joy all bundled into one. Whatever it is though, It makes me wanna cry my goddamm eyes out.

That's my fourth of July. I"m going to go blog this now.



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That's it, in its entirety. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/something_to_cry_about_aka_the_fourth_of_july.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/not_so_incredible_news.mws palyer101 2005-07-06T04:07:44-05:00 <![CDATA[[not so] Incredible News]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/not_so_incredible_news.mws I have made an important decision today. I have retired from the PSM forums. I made my last post yesterday, and am busy spreading the word throuhghout AIM right now. People may be wondering what led me to make this decision, so I'll elaborate.
The first reason i left~Spam. One word to sum it up=Spam. Too much spam has been appearing on the boards recently, and I'm tired of it.

The second reason~Out of my entire time at the forums, I JUST got recognized by being nominated for a few awards, but didn't win. That didn't irk me too much, just made me realize that no one really cared that I was there.

The third and final reason~Too many assholes. The boards had been falling victim to a large amount of dickheaded posters. I am tired of them, and am moving to a community with nicer, more intelligent people.

That is all I have to say. So if you are a fellow forumite, I hope this informed you.




]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/not_so_incredible_news.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/bombs.mws palyer101 2005-07-07T08:07:42-05:00 <![CDATA[...Bombs?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/bombs.mws WTF is all this about bombs and terrorism? I don't watch the news...

ANyway..I'm all upset right now because Fullmetal Alcehmist has ceased it's new episode streak until August. I now spend these days searching the internet for illegal dubbed versions of episodes 27-51. Alas, I shall search for eternity.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/bombs.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_best_thing_ever.mws palyer101 2005-07-08T04:07:10-05:00 <![CDATA[The Best Thing Ever]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_best_thing_ever.mws

I just read the BEST THING EVER. It's got to be the funniest comic ever published, and it's for geeks only. So if you read this and don't understand it...then you're not one of us. So, feast your eyes upon: The Great Indoors.

http://penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-06-27


In life news, Elliot is going to spend the weekend with me! w00t! We've never spent such a long period of time together, so I wonder how it'll turn out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_best_thing_ever.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/capcom_drops_the_bomb.mws palyer101 2005-07-10T07:07:03-05:00 <![CDATA[Capcom Drops the Bomb]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/capcom_drops_the_bomb.mws Well the weekend was good. Elliot came and spent the whole weekend with me and we had a FANTASTIC time. We went to see the Fantastic Four yesterday, and I must say it's one of the best movies this summer. Full of comedy but with a very serious and deep feeling hidden behind it, creates for a beautiful atmosphere and aura of teamwork that they all exude. Wait...I didn't say that right. Whatever, it was a good movie, OK?!? STFU already!

Anyway, today we made the all-to-familiar trip BACK to the theater to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Once again, incredible, despite not receiving ANY news coverage or media advertising. Definitely a must see. IT has some of the best action ever seen in a movie in my opinion, and can stand up to the big-boys of action films.
Anyway, I'm about to sit down and watch yet ANOTHER movie, this one rented. Hostage, with Bruce Willis. Can't say that I'm too excited about it, but I shall not judge it yet. People have said good things about that movie...

But people aren't always right. Like on Friday, I'd heard good things about Killer7 for the PS2, and led me to make the fateful purchase that day. I even raved about how excited I was about it to as many people as possible, Jen included. But it left me dry and worn out. The game was horrible IMO. I couldn't stand it, so I took advantage of Gamestop's 4-day trial period and returned it. Capcom, I expected much better out of you. Horrible job you did there, eh? Anyway, they gave me a refund and I slapped it down on a reserved copy of Hitman: Blood Money, set to come out in September. I can't wait for that. This time the purchase shall not be made foolishly, but rather with great greed and a knowing heart, one that knows that he has made the right decision. And I have. And know, I'm gone.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/capcom_drops_the_bomb.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something_shy_of_destiny.mws palyer101 2005-07-11T09:07:04-05:00 <![CDATA[Something shy of Destiny]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something_shy_of_destiny.mws I've decided that there are three games which I must play in the near future, lest I perish without enjoying them. While old-school, these games marvelled people back in the 90's with stunning graphics and great orchestral scores accompanying each. The first of the three games I mentioned is revered as the best in the series, even to date. The second: The worst in the series. Coincidence? I don't really care one way or the other. I just want to play it. The third game however doesn't recieve much attention it seems, so it's only appropriate that I examine it. However, the first game is a must. I must be the only person I know who hasn't played it (despite Jen, she doesn't do RPG's). The Playstation was a good machine back then, the best next to the Dreamcast, and all these mentioned games managed to foot the bill and push the hardware to its limits. They all have compelling story, great music by The Master Nobuo Uematsu himself, and that right taste of battle and combat that makes any geek tingle on the inside. Do you give up already? Oh C'mon, they aren't THAT hard to figure out, are they? Pfft, okay I'll tell you.

I must play: FFVII, FFVIII, FFIX.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/something_shy_of_destiny.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_a_bitch.mws palyer101 2005-07-11T10:07:29-05:00 <![CDATA[What a bitch....]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_a_bitch.mws

There was no way I could find this video floating around the net and NOT share it..so here it is. Michael Crook is a sham, and here are my comments I originally posted on The World is Square regarding the video. here's the link:

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/MichaelCrook/wmv

and here are my thoughts:

    "I can't believe this man...quite surprising to say the least. My mother served in the Military, and I(along with her) feel his comments were extremely CRAP. That's all I can say about it...CRAP. I don't know where this man got his education or High School diploma, but it needs to be revoked if possible. He should not be allowed to drive, he should not be allowed on the news, and he most certainly does not deserve his own website. Hell, this man barely has the right to live in this country."

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/what_a_bitch.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/somethings_changed.mws palyer101 2005-07-13T11:07:39-05:00 <![CDATA[Something's Changed]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/somethings_changed.mws Something is Different about me now that the summer is over. I can't quite put my finger on it....
It's my love for anime. It all started before school was even out, way back in the Winter, when I discovered a low budget anime show that I really loved. IT was called Magical Shopping Arcade Abenoboshi. I thought it was awesome and wanted to explore more anime. Right before school got out, I had discovered my first obsession. It was Trigun, one of the most classic and original animes on television. Even though it's cancelled now, I still love it. Then school got out, and Adult Swim had become, by that time, my LIFE. IT was my only priority, and I watched almost everything that came on it, desperatley searching for anime. And I found anime aplenty. It started then with reruns of Inuyasha, then it grew. Ghost in the Shell came next, a cyber punk classic that I am still waiting for more episodes of. After I finished watching Ghost in the Shell, Adult Swim began airing reruns of a show called Fullmetal Alchemist, and that's when the obsession turned into a divine love. I watched it every night, Monday thru Wednesday. It just ended not too long ago, without any new episodes coming until August. IT's not too long of a wait, but it's enough to kill me.
I still watch Adult Swim every night. Now the obsession is Cowboy Bebop, which is replacing GITS for awhile. I love it so much, and watched Cowboy Bebop the Movie too. I loved that as well. Other anime movies such as the GITS movies and Metropolis appear in my favorite movies lists from now on. What's wrong with me? Is this divine love even healthy? And how can I cope with it now that Summer is gone and school is back in? I don't know. Hopefully, anime will continue being a major part of my life, and that I will love it until I am old and moved out. It's the first thing that I've ever come close to loving as much as life itself.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/somethings_changed.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_infamous_returnand_the_first_day_of_school.mws palyer101 2005-07-14T08:07:54-05:00 <![CDATA[The Infamous Return...and the first day of school]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_infamous_returnand_the_first_day_of_school.mws Well, it was bound to happen. We could all see it coming from a mile away. That fat pig we call Moogle has managed to peek his way back into the forums. I'm not going to get into too much detail, but let's just say that there was (more than likely) some ass kissing involved. Anyway, onto the first day of school.

I have got to get out of this god-forsaken town. The first day of school today was the worst one I've had in years. First off, everything was chaos. The teachers were bluntly and obviously unprepared, as was the principal himself. What dumbasses, and how inconsiderate. I get myself up at the crack of dawn (literally, it was 4:45 AM) and come into school, and THEY'RE the ones not ready. C'mon, get it together. Not only that, but the stupid computer system was down, so kids were having to get teacher copies of their schedules and copy them on flash cards. DUMB. And half the schedules weren't even right. Then there was the cafeteria. GOD don't get me started. First off, the school is getting food from another company now, a much nicer one. And the food is halfway decent, but the shit is SO EXPENSIVE. There were kids I know paying twelve dollars on lunch today! When last year he could get that same stuff for only five or six dollars. It's outrageous. So needless to say, the day sucked giant donkey ****. I hope that the rest of the year goes better, but I can already tell I'm in for some real ass-pounding.
If only I could move away from here...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_infamous_returnand_the_first_day_of_school.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_a_dumbass.mws palyer101 2005-07-15T09:07:51-05:00 <![CDATA[What a Dumbass]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_a_dumbass.mws Today I got upset...I was riding the bus home from school and the topic of "jerking" came up. Thing is, females were around too. Not that I had a problem with it, but they seemed slightly offended. I stated this theory I have about how females probably don't give good handjobs, and then some little sixth grader sat down beside me and had something to say about masturbation: "Only gay men masturbate." I became so infuriated, and other guys were sitting around like "Yea I don't masturbate." That just pissed me off to the point of no return. I bluntly stated, no, yelled; at them "You are fucking dumbasses." Then the black fool tried to tell me that my momma was a dumbass, cuz that's the best comeback black kids his age can come up with. Just take what I said, turn it around, and add "yo momma." Yea, what a fucking genius he is. Can't you at least come up with something intelligent to say?
Needless to say, I got up and strode to the very front of the bus and sat down, trying to come to terms with the fact that I couldn't change their opinions, even though the opinions in question were so FUCKED UP. Well, just goes to show you that some people are so retarded, and are such dumbasses.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/what_a_dumbass.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_r_t3h_n00bzorz.mws palyer101 2005-07-16T07:07:32-05:00 <![CDATA[I R t3h n00bzorz]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_r_t3h_n00bzorz.mws Well, just got the Harry Potter book. I had it reserved (of course) and am about to start reading it soon. When I do, I'll let you know how it is. From first glance however, I realized that I don't remember the fifth book hardly at all so reading this will be a test of understading. Also, you can tell by looking that this book is only about two thirds the size of the previous iteration, so I guess it wont take as long to read. I read reasonably fast, but not as fast as some kids I know. However, I think those kids might be skipping paragraphs. *wink*

As for me, I'm a little upset right now. Again. I've gotten back into the groove of playing Half Life 2: Deathmatch, and I'm such a n00b at that game. I can't play at all, it's just "spawn, get killed; spawn, get killed." It gets annoying after awhile, And I don't seem to be getting any better. Just goes to show you that I should have started playing online games a long time ago, so that I could have better honed my skills. Right now, I don't even have skills. Lowest frag count of everybody, sometimes my frag count is actually a NEGATIVE number. I mean, damn. But alas, I digress. Maybe I should just say "F IT" and get on with the things I have to do. Wait...there's nothing I have to do.

Damn.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_r_t3h_n00bzorz.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_time_of_my_life.mws palyer101 2005-07-17T12:07:11-05:00 <![CDATA[The Time of My Life]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_time_of_my_life.mws I just did something so incredible, I had to tell someone about it.

Throughout the last 24 hours, thunderstorms have ravaged my part of the U.S., and Indiana just got its taste of it. I was watching Samurai Champloo, as I normally would on a Saturday, but the storms caused the satellite to go *poof*. Me and my mom and my sister went outside and sat in the garage to watch the rain and lightning, as dangerous as that may be. After watching the beauty of this heavy downpour for too long, I couldn't resist. I threw off my shirt and ran outside into the driveway, risking my life and everything. I danced in the rain, lightning illuminating everything around me. It was bliss. I then danced out into the middle of the street, and realized that we were in the middle of a flood. That just made the bliss orgasmic, because I've never been in a flood, nor seen one. The water almost came up to my knees. I danced with my sister for as long as I could before the chill of the night air overpowered me, then I quickly retreated back inside. By that time, the satellite signal was back, and I finished watching TV, sitting in a towel, warming and drying in the safety and comfort of home.

Needless to say,...That was the most fun I've had all year.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_time_of_my_life.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fanboys_suck.mws palyer101 2005-07-17T08:07:48-05:00 <![CDATA[Fanboys SUCK]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fanboys_suck.mws I just realized something horrible after reading the first chapter of the new Harry Potter book. I dont' know what the Fuck is going on in it. I don't remember a damn thing. I also realize that reading a book and then trying to read a sequel to it three years later is extremely difficult. Damn you to hell J.K. Rowling!

I also have something to rant about. FANBOYS. I hate them. I hear about people who went to get the Harry Potter book at midnight and then finished it twenty four hours later. Dude, get a goddamm life. Harry Potter is not everything, and you'll probably forget that whole book if you rush through it without letting it sink in. I've had the book for almost 48 hours now, and I've only started chapter two.
Also, I hate Linux fanboys.
I hate Xbox fanboys.
I hate Star Trek fanboys.
I hate Star Wars fanboys.
I hate Harry Potter fanboys.
I hate WoW fanboys.
I hate MMORPG fanboys altogether.

I also hate just about any other fanboy known to man, but those are the major ones.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fanboys_suck.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_a_dumbass_p2.mws palyer101 2005-07-18T04:07:50-05:00 <![CDATA[What a dumbass, p.2]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_a_dumbass_p2.mws Well, I had another encounter with the dumbasses on my bus. Today, there were new things said about me and men and masturbation.
"Only freaks masturbate."
"If you don't date girls, then you're a homosexual."
"Jacking off and masturbation AREN'T the same thing."

Now, that last one really intrigued me. I am a man, and I should know what all the different terminologies are for masturbation. And last time I checked, if you were masturbating, you were wanking off, jacking off, jerkin' the gherkin, waxing the weasel, choking the bishop, and the one most people don't use anymore "Playin' with yourself." Also, certain things were said today to the effect that "There's nothing wrong with having sex if you're thirteen." I also know the name of one of the said dumbasses, a black seventh grader named Derek. He was the one that said if you masturbate then you're a freak. WOW....

I hate dumbasses, and I hate people who ride my bus. God, I just wish I rode the bus with my friends instead of these goddamm retards.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/what_a_dumbass_p2.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/harry_potter_sales_figures.mws palyer101 2005-07-18T06:07:48-05:00 <![CDATA[Harry Potter Sales Figures]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/harry_potter_sales_figures.mws This is a quick update..just thought I'd share this.

Within the first 24 hours of the books release, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince sold over 9 million copies.

Also, right now in the U.S., the book is selling at a rate of 250,000 copies every hour.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/harry_potter_sales_figures.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_day_of_classes.mws palyer101 2005-07-19T09:07:20-05:00 <![CDATA[A Day of Classes]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_day_of_classes.mws Well, today I had TONS of homework. I couldn't stand it, and me and Mom got into a big fight, and I started crying. To sum it up, today didn't go too good. After I was done crying (Just like a baby) I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up with all this homework to do. I still have a few assignments I have to finish, but right now I'm saying F IT. Everything is cool now though, and me and Mom are on speaking terms again. I'm glad that one fight won't keep us on edge for a whole day like they used to. Luckily, I will be enjoying the rest of the evening, but tomorrow won't be too good. I can already tell. I shall dread the impending doom...

But today was not all bad. Something hilarious happened. In sixth period, we were in computers, and the teacher was having us write a journal entry in Microsoft Word. The topic: Our favorite song. Needless to say, I had to pick a Bloodhound Gang song, but I couldn't get over the fact that I was the only one with a song title that was as explicit as "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny." Also, I told the teacher at first that I couldn't do the work because my song was too inappropriate for school, so she told me to pick my second favorite. My second favorite however, is just as naughty as the first. So that cracked me up too. I just ended up talking about Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny anyway, and I'll be glad when the teacher reads it. I have also tried to encourage her to buy the One Fierce Beer Coaster album, even though I doubt she will. I love sixth period :-)

Well, I've ranted on and on enough for now. Me out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_day_of_classes.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/coffee_buzz.mws palyer101 2005-07-20T04:07:45-05:00 <![CDATA[Coffee Buzz]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/coffee_buzz.mws

I have some news...regarding video games. I'll be taking a step back from my recent habit of talking about me and my life and get back to the real meat and potatoes with this entry. Anyway, NEWS! As you all know (or should know) there was a "mod" of sorts recently that could be illegally obtained from the "Internets" for the PC version of GTA: San Andreas. Needless to say, this mod allowed you to have the famed "Hot" coffee with Carl's girlfriends, and included a sex mini-game. Yes, an actual sex mini-game similar to what was found in God of War only a LOT more graphic. I don't remember where, but there was a link to see the mod in use. Google it if you wish. Anyways, the ESRB has recieved wind of this mod, if not too late. And this has, of course, infuriated them. Changing the rating on San Andreas from "M" to "AO" has been considered.


Not that any of that really matters. What it DOES mean however, is that this could and is already starting to impact the ESRB and how they rate games. So far to date, there have not been any U.S. releases of an AO rated video game that I know of, but there has been rumors...so I'm not sure. But WHATEVER! What this does mean is that the ESRB is gonna start being more strict on the content. We could expect to see AO rated games, and a lot of 'em.

For further information, you should really check Penny Arcade's latest comic and the comments about it. Links:

http://penny-arcade.com/view.php <<<The comic

http://penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-07-20 <<<The information

***DISCLAIMER***
I don't know any of the above information to be true nor false, so STFU and don't blame me if things don't turn out as I predicted!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/coffee_buzz.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_pot_keeps_brewing.mws palyer101 2005-07-22T02:07:51-05:00 <![CDATA[And The Pot Keeps Brewing]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_pot_keeps_brewing.mws

I present before your eyes: IGN's interview with Rockstar themselves regarding the "Hot Coffee" and the decision to make the game AO. Also, comments on whether retailers like Wal-Mart and Target will continue to carry the game. Their response to that: "It has yet to be seen.." What they really mean: "Probably not."

Here's the link, it's definitely worth your time:

http://xbox.ign.com/articles/635/635261p1.html


In this article, Rockstar claimed that the original version of the game had the "Hot Coffee" element included, but it was "t3h hax0rz" that found it and pulled it out of the depths of the game. Whether this is true, and whether or not this content was meant to be seen from the start, is a mystery even I cannot solve.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/and_the_pot_keeps_brewing.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/movies_movies_movies.mws palyer101 2005-07-24T07:07:34-05:00 <![CDATA[Movies Movies Movies]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/movies_movies_movies.mws I have two things to talk about right now.
One is the fact that "Wedding Crashers" is the funniest movie I've seen all year. I saw it on Saturday, and loved it. I highly reccomend this movie to anyone reading this right now. Also, Edward Scissorhands is the most depressing movie of all time. Period. I don't care what you say, that movie is pitiful. And yes, I have known this for a long time, just never bothered to talk about it.

Anyway, what I really want to talk, rant about actually, is the abundance of remakes. There are SOoo many remakes out there today, mostly in the film industry. Almost every movie coming out this summer was a remake of something older. Damn, can't people find any creativity and pump out something fresh? Thankfully, films like The 40 Year Old Virgin and Stealth are hoping to break this trend. Here's a list of movies I found that are remakes so far in 2005:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Bad News Bears
War of the Worlds
Bewitched
The Dukes of Hazzard
The Pink Panther (delayed until '06)
House of Wax
Herbie: Fully Loaded (as if we needed that...)
The Longest Yard

This is only a number of remade films I've seen (or know are in production) in '05 and '06. It kills me to know that people can't find anything else to make a movie of. Creativity people, c'mon! I hate people who see these movies, without knowing that they are remakes. It just shows that they are ignorant people without a care in the world for things that might have happened before they were born. Gosh...

I just HAD to rant about that ...sorry.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/movies_movies_movies.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something.mws palyer101 2005-07-26T07:07:53-05:00 <![CDATA[....Something.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something.mws

 Well...not much to say. Time has slowed down to a crawl for me. At least while I'm at school, then when I get home time speeds up till I can't see a thing, it's all just a blur....someone save me. =(

I finished chapter four of the harry potter book..but whatever. Man, things get so damn boring and depressing during the week. Tomorrow, things will get worse. Dad has decided to start implementing his rights and is going to have me all evening tomorrow. Well, I guess I can kiss homework in the ass, cuz it won't get done there. And I can only imagine the arguments that will ensue. Yawn....I'm not really tired, but yawning makes it feel better...someone save me. =(

Anyway, for future reference, I wish to say that when reading my blog, go straight to http://palyer101.mindsay.com instead of clicking on the entry links on the "recent updates" window. My blog was meant to be read in a series, not just one entry at a time. I frequently will post entries in a series, and going to individual links gets tiring. So promise me that the bonafide blog is what you'll stick to from now on.


Sheesh, ....someone save me. =(

I know that you guys don't like reading long ass entries that take up your valuable time, so I'll wrap this up now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/something.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something_not_so_tragic.mws palyer101 2005-07-26T07:07:58-05:00 <![CDATA[Something (not so) Tragic]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/something_not_so_tragic.mws

http://www.sandstorming.com/index.php/2005/07/family-guy-movie-leaked-2-months-early-with-screenshots/

I have some horrible news. I already knew about it, but forgot to blog it. There is (as you must have known by now) a Family Guy movie in production. Now, it's finished. It's not to be released until September. BUT SOMEHOW!!! The torrent of this movie has been leaked. It is somewhere out there, floating around the Internet, waiting for some cheap bastard to watch it ahead of time. Now, even though I wholeheartedly promote illegal downloading, I strictly forbid myself, and my friends, from watching this torrent. I love Family Guy, and doing this would be not only a federal crime, but a crime against Seth and his passion. Now, who in their right mind would want to hurt that fabulous man or his future?


If you really want to find this torrent...I could *cough* direct you to it...but only in the most vague manner possible. This link should give you some sites...which could give you some OTHER sites...whatever. Here, click on this if you want to. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Stewie+Griffin%3A+The+untold+story+torrent&btnG=Google+Search 

Anyway...I'm out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/something_not_so_tragic.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/gird_your_loins_for_love.mws palyer101 2005-07-28T08:07:00-05:00 <![CDATA[Gird Your Loins For Love...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/gird_your_loins_for_love.mws

Now, you are a gamer, right? You like violent games, right? Then you no doubt know about GTA: San Andreas, one of the best PS2 games ever to grace our hearts. Which means you probably know about the "coffee" part of the game, where you are "invited in" and have a NON interacive, NON visual sex with your girlfriend. Now, unless you have been living in a hole for the past month, you undoubtedly know about the "Hot Coffee" feature of San Andreas, only availible on the PC version. Yes, yes, I know there are people (including me) who think that it was also availible for the PS2 and Xbox, but that is (as far as I know) false.


Anyway, ...Hot Coffee has become very popular recently. So popular, in fact, that fans of the Coffee can now show it off in public. Yes, that's right. Think Geek has proudly presented their latest Gaming T-Shirt, based on the Hot Coffee. I found this shirt hilarious upon seeing the picture, and plan to get one immediately. The URL is as follows: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/7925/ . There. Now, go and get yourself one. You know you want to....


Also, if anyone wishes to discuss, question, or comment on the Hot Coffee, I'm open to talk to at anytime on AIM.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/gird_your_loins_for_love.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_things_i_love.mws palyer101 2005-08-01T10:08:44-05:00 <![CDATA[The Things I Love]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_things_i_love.mws Well, this weekend was interesting, to say the least (wink Jen). ..>Yea, that's about all I have to say. Oh and to everyone that I go to school with:
 You can blow a fat chick (or guy) and go to hell.
Anyway, I have one more thing to say. I LOVE ADULT SWIM.
Other things I love:
Bloodhound Gang
The song: "Scotty Doesn't Know"
Samurai Champloo
Fullmetal Alchemist
Cowboy Bebop
Ghost in the Shell
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
Pulp Fiction
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
ADULT SWIM
The Internet
Mindsay
Homestar Runner
Strong Bad
ADULT SWIM
My friends, namely Elliot, Matt, Thomas
Adam Sessler
Morgan Webb
"Morgan VonWebb"
Tommy Tallarico
Victor Lucas
Pizza
Soda
Movies
Music
Your Momma
ADULT SWIM
and most of all:


VIDEO GAMES.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_things_i_love.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_is_me.mws palyer101 2005-08-03T07:08:45-05:00 <![CDATA[This is Me. ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_is_me.mws Well, I've been reading the Harry Potter book, and I just got through chapter 10. I'm really liking it. ..

Umm,yea. That's all I have to say.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/this_is_me.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/harry_potter.mws palyer101 2005-08-04T07:08:56-05:00 <![CDATA["harry potter"]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/harry_potter.mws Man, I keep reading that harry potter book like a fiend. Also, I found a shit load of cool T Shirts I want. Jen, you might have to help me get some of these shirts, cuz Mom can't get 'em all. And dad....well, ya know. Dad won't get him cuz he's ..dad.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/harry_potter.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_shirts.mws palyer101 2005-08-06T08:08:52-05:00 <![CDATA[The Shirts]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_shirts.mws

Welp, here are the things I want. I'm going to try and get a few from Dad, a few from Mom, and then obtain the rest thru magical forces of alchemy.

http://mivasecure.abac.com/joysjapanimation/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=JoysJapanimation&Product_Code=3910004

http://mivasecure.abac.com/joysjapanimation/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=JoysJapanimation&Product_Code=AW10001

http://mivasecure.abac.com/joysjapanimation/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=JoysJapanimation&Product_Code=DH-10-270

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/7925/?cpg=wnrdf

http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hoodies/5845/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pennyarcade/7614/

http://www.adultswim.com/shop/category/aap/shirt/COL01AQT8701.01.html

http://www.adultswim.com/shop/category/aap/shirt/SPC01ASW902.01.html

http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&ITEM=259524

http://www.adultswim.com/shop/category/aap/shirt/CHA01ASW2272.01.html


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_shirts.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/no_longer_shirtless.mws palyer101 2005-08-07T08:08:06-05:00 <![CDATA[No Longer Shirtless]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/no_longer_shirtless.mws I got my hands on two T-shirts. One half Life 2: deathmatch shirt and a Nicholas D. Wolfwood shirt. They are so sweet, I hope they ship soon. Oh well, that's all I have to say. Buhbye now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/no_longer_shirtless.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/we_dont_go_to_ravenholm.mws palyer101 2005-08-08T10:08:36-05:00 <![CDATA['We Don't Go To Ravenholm...']]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/we_dont_go_to_ravenholm.mws I've recently been doing a second playthru of Half Life 2 and I like doing it again, being able to relive the memories, feeling so nostalgic...Even though the game is less than a year old....
But alas, I digress. I like playing it thru again because the first time I played it, my computer shorted out on half the audio, so I'm playing with close captioning enabled, letting me see City 17 in a whole new way.

During my second dive into the world of Gordon Freeman, I've realized that the fourth (or fifth, I don't know) chapter of that game, "We Don't Go To Ravenholm" is the best single player map of all time. I mean, this level has terror, and all sorts of creepy crawleys around every corner. My heart races as I wonder what I'll find behind this next doorway. A half decapitated corpse? A headcrab leeching off a former Black Mesa employee? A zombie? Or maybe I'll find a conveniently placed trap to kill these enemies with, because this level is full of them. A keen eye will show you that there are so many ways in which to dispose of these enemies, while never even firing one shot from any of your weapons. It's so unique and so terrifying, I'm scared by just thinking about it!
What I'm trying to say is that if you have a PC that can support the minimum requirements of this game, it's worth checking out. And if you have a PC that can withstand even the reccomended requirements, there's no sane reason in the world to not get this game. None. I dare you to think of one.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/we_dont_go_to_ravenholm.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/bittersweet.mws palyer101 2005-08-12T05:08:42-05:00 <![CDATA[Bittersweet]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/bittersweet.mws That's what this weekend is gonna be like. I have an essay to write, and that sucks. I hope that I get it done early, and not have to do it at the last minute. Unfortunately, I have no research for it. And I can't do it today, because we're leaving for a movie soon. Also, I have a larger than life Math assignment that I just DO NOT want to do. *sigh*

ON the positive side...I don't have to go to dad's this weekend, lol. That's always a positive...
But whatever. I might try to get some of that essay done now. Me out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/bittersweet.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=77 palyer101 2005-08-12T09:08:57-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=77 I'm having a bad time right now. I want to beat it so badly...but it'll take me SOoo long...
I'm just not willing to commit that much time .....
I'm going to go cry now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/77 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fooly_cooly.mws palyer101 2005-08-14T01:08:41-05:00 <![CDATA[Fooly Cooly]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fooly_cooly.mws WTF IS FOOLY COOLY?!?
I've been trying to watch this show recently, but can't seem to understand it at all! The only thing I do now is that it seems to be very music driven, with some sort of guitar score pumping thoroughout every minute of the show. I want to watch FLCL, but can't. So, someone help me. WTF IS FOOLY COOLY?!?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fooly_cooly.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sex_in_games.mws palyer101 2005-08-14T02:08:28-05:00 <![CDATA[Sex in Games]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sex_in_games.mws Something wonderful (or not so, depending on your view) is coming to G4 on August 23. A documentary on Sex in Games is underway, uncovering the history of sex in games, and also taking a look at what the future of sex in games will be like (if there is one). It is obvious what has caused this. New accusations and lawsuits by Jack Thompson. The Hot Coffee scandal. Dead or Alive. No matter where you go, there is something sexual in games today. God of War, one PS2 game, even featured a sex minigame, which WASN'T hidden in the code.

Anyway, I'll be sure to tune into this special feature on G4, it sounds mighty interesting.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/sex_in_games.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fastlane.mws palyer101 2005-08-14T10:08:47-05:00 <![CDATA[Fastlane]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fastlane.mws That show that just came on G4, I loved it. Perfect blend of action, and drama, along with some saucy romance and comedy. I LuVeD it SOoo much.
Can't wait for the next episode. Everyone who reads this, make sure that you tune into Fastlane on G4 every Sunday night!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fastlane.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/make_sure_you_read_this_entire_thing.mws palyer101 2005-08-15T02:08:59-05:00 <![CDATA[Make sure you read this entire thing!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/make_sure_you_read_this_entire_thing.mws

I'm back to blogging at school again..that sucks. So far I haven't had an impressive midterm. My grades are a bit subpar. People are bothering me right now, asking me to help them. ...Pimping her ride, or something. I dunno. Larissa is ignoring me, and she makes me upset when she does that. I'm hoping that I'll be able to give her the birthday present that I wholeheartedly swore to her, but things aren't looking bright. No one seems to support the "Giant Gummy Bear" endeavor.

Anyway, a quick note on midterms. You may not believe it, but my school has reverted to their 20-year-old method of midterm-ing. They give you a piece of paper that you carry from class to class and each teachers writes your grade on it for that particular class. It's actually pretty stupid. The whole reason they are doing it all is really because they don't know how to use their new electronic grading system. They continue to swear up and down that it's because the system is down (lol), but I know the truth. It's cuz they're dumb!

Me and Elliot had a huge fight today..Our relationship is going downhill, to the point that we cannot even be friends. He refuses to listen to me..I guess it's ironic considering that Jen is going thru the exact same thing with Christi. I do hope that things can work out for me AND them. I have grown fond of Christi. She used to be "just jen's gf" but now it's like "one of my best friends." Oh well. I guess the only thing I can do at this point is wait...and hope. The day is almost over, So I'll be heading home soon. I don't have too much homework, so I should be free for talking for awhile. Although, there is this Spanish essay..I've been writing so many essays lately it's unreal. SCREW ESSAYS. I'm doing like 2-3 of them a week!

Well, this period is about over. On to seventh, and then home. I'm going to bother Larissa until the bell rings.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/make_sure_you_read_this_entire_thing.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/feeling_bipolar.mws palyer101 2005-08-18T12:08:04-05:00 <![CDATA[Feeling Bipolar]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/feeling_bipolar.mws Life is good.
I feel great.

I had a half day of school today and I have a half day tomorrow as well. No homework, because I managed to finish it all.

Maple Story, here I come!

Wait..I forgot...I have to go to Dad's this weekend. What a huge fucking bummer. THe only thing I did there last time was sleep and then eat dinner, and go home. Whooptyfuckingdo.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/feeling_bipolar.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fod.mws palyer101 2005-08-19T04:08:31-05:00 <![CDATA[F.O.D]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fod.mws Something's on my mind It's been for quite some time This time I'm on to you So where's the other face? The face I heard before Your head trip's boring me Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before This time we'll blast it all to hell I've had this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say Stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut A side of you well hid When it's all said and done it's real and it's been fun But was it all REAL fun Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before This time we'll blast it all to hell I've felt this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say to say... You're just... a fuck, I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck. I'm take- -in pride in telling you to fuck off and die. I've had this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say I'm taking pleasure in the doubts I've passed to you So listen up as you bite thisssss... You're just... a fuck, I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck. I'm take- -in pride in telling you to fuck off and die. Goood niiiiiiiiight....

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fod.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/weekend.mws palyer101 2005-08-21T05:08:00-05:00 <![CDATA[Weekend]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/weekend.mws Well this weekend I had to go to dad's. IT wasn't a total loss..We saw Red Eye, which I must say was excellent, and he bought me the Dookie CD. Next time he's gonna get me Blink 182's latest CD....
Anyway....Someone talk to me.
I'm bored.
And I need attention.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/weekend.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=85 palyer101 2005-08-21T09:08:35-05:00 <![CDATA[A VERY Interesting Conversation.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=85 No no, this isn't one of those conversations about people and they're (so called) children..this time I struck up with a random conversation over AIM with a friend of a friend. I personally don't know him, and am now glad. I did some prereading of his blog prior to contacting him, and he sounded stupid. His hobbies were stupid. His music was stupid. Here's how this went down. PLEASE: READ THE WHOLE THING!!! IT gets good. *Note*: The times he "signs off" is actually him blocking me lol. [20:31] palyer2819: Sooo...........Do you masturbate often? [20:31] xboxandeq247: uhhh [20:31] xboxandeq247: no [20:31] xboxandeq247: WTF [20:31] xboxandeq247: why would you ask that? [20:31] palyer2819: Because that's something I have to ask people. [20:32] xboxandeq247: i can get sex' [20:32] xboxandeq247: not think about it [20:32] palyer2819: OMG you are stupid. Having sex at this age is retarded [20:32] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:32] palyer2819: I hope you get some poor girl pregnant and then get an STD [20:32] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:32] xboxandeq247: its hot as hell [20:32] xboxandeq247: jelous [20:33] palyer2819: Go to hell you cock sucking motherfucker. And on your way there, say hi to Kurt Cobain for me, OK? [20:33] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:33] xboxandeq247: IDC WHAT YOU CALL ME!!!! [20:33] xboxandeq247: im happy go lucky [20:33] palyer2819: YOu don't even know what the fuck that means! [20:34] palyer2819: you dumbass. [20:34] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:34] xboxandeq247: IDC [20:34] xboxandeq247: wait [20:34] xboxandeq247: i knowe [20:34] palyer2819: All you know how to do is use poor and lame internet acronyms and use them till they are dead. [20:34] xboxandeq247: ok.... [20:34] xboxandeq247: your an enoyin mother fucker [20:35] palyer2819: Didn't your mom teach you any manners when you were riding her? [20:36] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:36] xboxandeq247: i ride girls my age unlike some people] [20:36] palyer2819: You ride because you hate. [20:36] palyer2819: And I my friend, am an erection of your hatred. [20:37] palyer2819: *crickets chirp* [20:37] palyer2819: You stunned or something? [20:37] palyer2819: COnfused? [20:37] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:39] palyer2819: Is THAT the only word you know asshole? YOu seem to say it alot! [20:39] *** Auto-response from xboxandeq247: Music mother fucka [20:39] palyer2819: YOur music sucks ass [20:39] xboxandeq247: STFU [20:39] palyer2819: "fucka" with the 'a' on the end is for blacks only [20:39] xboxandeq247: WTF [20:39] xboxandeq247: STFU [20:39] xboxandeq247: Leave me alone [20:39] xboxandeq247: your pissin me off [20:40] xboxandeq247: so take a hint [20:40] xboxandeq247: STFU [20:40] palyer2819: YOu done pissed me off so it's too late to be raggin motherfucker [20:40] palyer2819: I thought words didn't affect you.... [20:40] xboxandeq247: fuck you bitch ass homo farry faggot [20:40] palyer2819: Key pekcer. [20:40] xboxandeq247: no your gettin on my nerves [20:40] palyer2819: Take so damn long to get your message across [20:41] palyer2819: Forgot who I was talking to for a minute [20:41] palyer2819: You misspelled fairy [20:41] palyer2819: lmoa [20:41] palyer2819: *lmao [20:41] palyer2819: you retard. [20:41] xboxandeq247: IDC [20:41] palyer2819: I don't 'c' either [20:41] palyer2819: you acronym whore [20:41] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:41] xboxandeq247: lol [20:41] xboxandeq247: IDC [20:41] xboxandeq247: IDK [20:41] xboxandeq247: FU [20:42] xboxandeq247: BTW [20:42] xboxandeq247: LAQM [20:42] palyer2819: man no one can tell what the hell your saying cuz your'e such an acronym whore [20:42] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:42] xboxandeq247: STFU [20:42] palyer2819: try getting your point across in words, it's more effectice [20:42] palyer2819: *effective [20:42] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:43] xboxandeq247: STFU [20:43] xboxandeq247: IDC [20:43] palyer2819: Acronyms are for bands [20:43] palyer2819: not little goth punks [20:43] palyer2819: who are Microsoft fanboys [20:43] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:43] xboxandeq247: STFU [20:44] xboxandeq247: IDC [20:44] xboxandeq247: now leavve me alone [20:44] palyer2819: Sorry [20:44] palyer2819: I missed that part up until "leave me alone" [20:44] palyer2819: could you repeat it a bit more...coherently? [20:44] palyer2819: or do you not know what that means either> [20:44] xboxandeq247: it said as follows [20:45] xboxandeq247: FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS 8th GRADER... [20:45] palyer2819: You're not any older...and if you're a freshman then they need to hold you back. [20:45] xboxandeq247: fuck you [20:45] xboxandeq247: yea i am a freshman [20:45] palyer2819: nice to see the use of actual words there! [20:46] xboxandeq247: f u [20:46] xboxandeq247: lol [20:46] palyer2819: aww [20:46] xboxandeq247: STFU [20:46] palyer2819: spoke too soon [20:46] xboxandeq247: gah [20:46] xboxandeq247: do you ever shut up [20:46] palyer2819: YOu can type till your shit covered fingers catch ablaze, I'll flow like the tranquil rivers..... [20:47] * palyer2819 breaks out the KungFu ninja moves [20:47] xboxandeq247: ok...."flow" through this [20:48] *** "xboxandeq247" signed off at Sun Aug 21 20:47:59 2005. [20:49] *** "xboxandeq247" signed on at Sun Aug 21 20:49:53 2005. [20:52] palyer2819: I see you. And I flowed beautifully. [20:52] *** Auto-response from xboxandeq247: linstin to music....not really wantin to talk to most people right now for some reason. [20:52] palyer2819: Ahh. Depressed youth. [20:52] xboxandeq247: f u [20:52] palyer2819: They place their faith in music... [20:54] palyer2819: And then they just...melt away. I try to keep my soul alive. [20:54] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] palyer2819: Please, if I see that stupid symbol one more time I'll scream. [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: we [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:55] xboxandeq247: w/e [20:56] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. DOn't have the instant replay feature do you? [20:56] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:56] palyer2819: Shut up you flooder. [20:56] *** "xboxandeq247" signed off at Sun Aug 21 20:56:15 2005.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/85 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/another_interesting_conversation.mws palyer101 2005-08-22T05:08:52-05:00 <![CDATA[Another INTERESTING conversation]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/another_interesting_conversation.mws

This time, this person contacted ME in the first place. He must have wanted another beating...I plan on calling the cops and having them look into this criminal...supposedly he's raped a number of women....


[16:07] xboxandeq247: your a foggot
[16:08] palyer2819: Why the fuck are you saying that?
[16:08] *** Auto-response from xboxandeq247: people are pissin me off today.....FUCK
[16:08] xboxandeq247: cause you love men
[16:08] palyer2819: And where the fuck did you get that idea?
[16:09] xboxandeq247: i can tell throught the net
[16:09] palyer2819: You aren't making one goddamm bit of sense.
[16:09] palyer2819: "You can tell throughtout the net".
[16:10] xboxandeq247: you sucjk penis
[16:10] palyer2819: You suck your mom.
[16:10] xboxandeq247: i hate my mom
[16:10] xboxandeq247: so shove it up your ass fag
[16:11] palyer2819: Man you have serious issues that need sorted out ASAP.
[16:11] xboxandeq247: you have gay issues...those are 50x worse than mine
[16:12] palyer2819: I do not have gay issues! I'm giving a girl a present for her birthday. Then I'm gonna ask her out. How the fuck does that make me gay?
[16:12] xboxandeq247: your like one of those people that have fake girl friends
[16:13] palyer2819: And you're like one of those people that have nothing better to do than harrass the heterosexuals.
[16:13] xboxandeq247: uhh ok
[16:13] xboxandeq247: you mean gays
[16:13] xboxandeq247: cause i hate gays
[16:13] palyer2819: No. I did not.
[16:13] palyer2819: And if you hate gays, then you're a racist. And a homophobe.
[16:13] palyer2819: Not that I am gay.
[16:13] xboxandeq247: so
[16:13] palyer2819: Because I'm not.
[16:14] xboxandeq247: i hate everyone
[16:14] xboxandeq247: but myself
[16:14] palyer2819: Racist fuck.
[16:14] xboxandeq247: whatever
[16:14] palyer2819: AT least you spelled it out that time.
[16:14] xboxandeq247: fuck you
[16:14] xboxandeq247: bitch
[16:14] xboxandeq247: gfaggot
[16:14] xboxandeq247: faggot*
[16:15] palyer2819: Maybe I would be a little kinder to you and show respect if you didnt' get off by calling random strangers gay.
[16:15] xboxandeq247: i KNOW your gay
[16:15] palyer2819: Do you have some sort of taunting fetish?
[16:15] palyer2819: Does it stimulate you to say things like that?
[16:15] palyer2819: You can't get off unless you're harrasssing other people?
[16:16] xboxandeq247: fuck you faggot ass bitch dad fucker
[16:16] palyer2819: My dad died years ago you fucktard.
[16:16] palyer2819: You just touched a personal space.
[16:17] palyer2819: What do you have to say to that bitch?
[16:18] xboxandeq247: I dont care about your faggot bitch ass dad or you or the fact hes fucin dead
[16:18] xboxandeq247: fuckin*
[16:19] palyer2819: Well don't call me a dad fucker unless I fuck my dad. In which case is impossible.
[16:19] palyer2819: I call that the "Terrence & Phillip Rule"
[16:19] xboxandeq247: you dug up his dead body
[16:19] xboxandeq247: and banged it
[16:19] palyer2819: You have a tiny penis!
[16:19] xboxandeq247: nope
[16:19] xboxandeq247: sorry
[16:19] xboxandeq247: you can ask a few girls
[16:19] xboxandeq247: they would tell yopu other wi9se
[16:20] palyer2819: And I can also ask them if you held them down and violated them.
[16:20] palyer2819: They'd probably say yea.
[16:20] xboxandeq247: yep
[16:20] xboxandeq247: lol
[16:20] palyer2819: You fucking rapist

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/another_interesting_conversation.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/losin_it.mws palyer101 2005-08-23T11:08:50-05:00 <![CDATA[Losin' It]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/losin_it.mws

I've grown accustomed to showing how I feel thru lyrics...here's what sums me up right about now.



She thinks I'm crazy
You know what I mean
She wants to be friends
And damn you know what that means

She combs her hair
In a very special way
She makes me nervous
And I just dunno what to say
No one understands
She's a very special girl
No one understands
Why she rules my world
Everything's okay
When things are going good
You know what I mean
I knew that you could

I think I'm losin my
I think I'm losin my
I think I'm losin my mind
I think I'm losin my
I must be losin my
I think I'm losin my mind

Her mom says I'm obsessed
But the hell is wrong
Damn I'm thinking 'bout her now
Even while I'm singing this song
No one understand
She's a very special girl
No one understands
Why she rules my world
Everythings okay
When things are going good
You know what I mean
I knew that you would

I think I'm losin my
I think I'm losin my
I think I'm losin my mind
I think I'm losin my
I must be losin my
I think I'm losin my mind

Losin it losin it losin it losin it
Losin it losin it losin it losin it

She thinks i'm crazy
You know what i mean
She wants to be friends
And damn you know what that means

The way she flips her hair
Drives me insane
The way she bats her eyes
Goes straight to my brain
And all those little sighs
When she's feelin good
You know what I mean
I just knew that you could

Losin it losin it losin it losin it
Losin it losin it losin it losin it

Losin it losin it losin it losin it
Losin it losin it losin it losin it

I think I'm losin my
I think I'm losin my
I think I'm losin my mind
I think I'm losin my
I must be losin my
I think I'm losin my mind

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/losin_it.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_always_do_i_just_dont_remember.mws palyer101 2005-08-24T06:08:45-05:00 <![CDATA[I always do, I just don't remember]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_always_do_i_just_dont_remember.mws I just found out earlier that a girl I go to school with is pregnant. I couldn't believe it. I had just talked to her earlier and I had no clue. Then I find out she's pregnant. IT's unreal, my head is spinning.

On a side note, I had a crazy (yet enjoyable) dream last night. I was sitting in a bar. It was a dark place, with lightbulbs dangling from the ceiling. I don't know how they allowed me to be there, but it was practically deserted anyway. It was nighttime, and even though the dream seemed to span several days, It stayed nighttime. I was drinking, and soft music was playing. It seemed as if it were storming outside.
The whole bar had a old western feel to it, and while I never saw the outside, it seemed like the outside was in the Old West too.
Larissa (that girl that I love to death) walks in. She sits down. I approach her. I sit down.
I bought Larissa a beer and we talked. We drank for hours, chatting, but maintaining our sobriety. FInally she left.
I fell asleep, in my dream.
When I woke up, it was the next day, same time. Larissa walks in again.
The process was repeated about five times, then I woke up.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_always_do_i_just_dont_remember.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/even_more_conversations.mws palyer101 2005-08-25T08:08:39-05:00 <![CDATA[Even More Conversations]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/even_more_conversations.mws This right here is the BEST convo. I've ever had on AIM. It's old, but still worth sharing. (I'm the Palyer2819 guy) [19:52] palyer2819: ABBIT! [19:52] abbitlane1964: ahhh!!!!!! [19:52] abbitlane1964: *runs* [19:52] palyer2819: *chases* [19:52] abbitlane1964: hahaha i didnt even tell u that was my nickname [19:53] abbitlane1964: *climbs up tree* [19:53] palyer2819: You did to. [19:53] palyer2819: *can't climb* [19:53] palyer2819: *gets fire truck* [19:53] abbitlane1964: did i? [19:53] palyer2819: yea [19:53] abbitlane1964: u cant climb a tree? [19:54] palyer2819: Not really...I might be able to if the branches were in the right spots though. [19:54] palyer2819: *gets cherry picker* [19:54] abbitlane1964: im not that small....... [19:55] abbitlane1964: *climbs higher* [19:55] palyer2819: *falls* [19:55] palyer2819: *breaks neck* [19:55] palyer2819: *shudders* [19:55] palyer2819: *dies* [19:56] abbitlane1964: *laughs evilly* [19:56] abbitlane1964: *flies away* [19:57] palyer2819: *takes the 'revive' pill* [19:57] palyer2819: *drinks red bull* [19:57] palyer2819: *chases thru midair* [19:57] abbitlane1964: *laughs her head off* [19:58] abbitlane1964: *drops suddenly* [19:58] palyer2819: *swoops down* [19:58] palyer2819: *catches* [19:58] abbitlane1964: *bursts into flames* [19:58] palyer2819: *shrieks* [19:58] palyer2819: *tosses away* [19:59] abbitlane1964: *laughs harder* [19:59] abbitlane1964: *catches tree on fire* [19:59] palyer2819: *scolds for starting a forest fire* [20:00] abbitlane1964: *argues that its not a forest its only one tree* [20:00] palyer2819: *argues that i'm not the one dying, so shut up* [20:01] abbitlane1964: *argues that im not dying its genetic* [20:01] palyer2819: *argues that she's not making any sense* [20:02] abbitlane1964: *argues that you wouldnt understand anyway* [20:02] palyer2819: *gives middle finger* [20:02] palyer2819: *flies away* [20:02] abbitlane1964: *shoots flames at you* [20:02] palyer2819: *casts lvl.15 protega* [20:02] abbitlane1964: *wonders what that is...* [20:03] abbitlane1964: *feels ditzy again* [20:03] palyer2819: *laughs evily* [20:03] palyer2819: *flies faster* [20:03] abbitlane1964: *catches up and rips out ur spinal cord with her teeth* [20:03] abbitlane1964: you [20:03] abbitlane1964: not up [20:04] palyer2819: *dies* [20:04] abbitlane1964: *eats spinal cord* [20:04] palyer2819: *cries out: 'I thought you really liked me!* [20:05] abbitlane1964: "says yes you were quite tasty" [20:05] abbitlane1964: without the quotes [20:05] abbitlane1964: *realizes that kuld b taken EXTREMELY pervertedly* [20:05] palyer2819: *admits that he has no female friends and is slightly insane+perverted* [20:05] palyer2819: *but makes it clear that it was meant non=pervertedly* [20:06] abbitlane1964: *says that she is female and is extremely offended* [20:06] palyer2819: *explains that he meant he has no female friends outside of the internet and was not implying that abbit was a guy* [20:07] abbitlane1964: *is quite relieved and admits that she doesnt really talk to guys outside of comp. and skool* [20:07] abbitlane1964: *realizes that comp. and skool are her life* [20:07] palyer2819: *giggles silently* [20:08] palyer2819: *examines timestamps* [20:08] palyer2819: *asks about 'The Eels'* [20:08] abbitlane1964: *wonders how you can still be alive without a spinal cord* [20:08] abbitlane1964: eels?? [20:08] abbitlane1964: whats that? [20:09] palyer2819: A band [20:09] abbitlane1964: havent heard of them [20:09] abbitlane1964: what type? [20:09] palyer2819: Not sure. I've only heard one song by them. It's so cool. It's called "Novocaine for the Soul" [20:09] abbitlane1964: what genre is that? [20:09] abbitlane1964: the song [20:09] abbitlane1964: what does it sound like? [20:09] palyer2819: It's like soft rock. [20:09] palyer2819: sort of. [20:10] abbitlane1964: *hopes u realize this is a personality test* [20:10] palyer2819: It's a slow paced song, and one easily sung to. [20:10] abbitlane1964: cool [20:10] abbitlane1964: fast are more fun sung to tho [20:10] palyer2819: *secretly loves tests* [20:10] abbitlane1964: *whoas cuz she does too* [20:10] abbitlane1964: lmao [20:11] abbitlane1964: specially bubble tests..... [20:11] palyer2819: *wonders whether there are more questions..& [20:11] abbitlane1964: *asks if hes fat* [20:11] palyer2819: *loves bubbles* [20:12] palyer2819: *weighs himself* [20:12] abbitlane1964: no generally [20:12] abbitlane1964: r u fat? [20:12] palyer2819: nope [20:12] abbitlane1964: ok good [20:12] abbitlane1964: lol [20:12] palyer2819: *weighs 90 pounds* [20:12] abbitlane1964: wtf??? [20:12] abbitlane1964: how tall r u? [20:12] palyer2819: *is five feet tall* [20:12] abbitlane1964: ohhhhhh [20:12] abbitlane1964: whoa ur shorter than me...... [20:13] palyer2819: *is not surprised* [20:13] palyer2819: *is very short* [20:13] abbitlane1964: *is suprised* [20:13] abbitlane1964: *is quite short but is a girl so that is expected* [20:13] palyer2819: *doesn't think girls should make generilizations about themselves* [20:14] abbitlane1964: *doesnt think that guys should not think that girls should make generilizations about themselves* [20:14] palyer2819: *apologizes* [20:15] palyer2819: *hopes that friendship isn't ruined* [20:15] abbitlane1964: *forgives and says that no wayi need friends that are guys* [20:15] palyer2819: *needs friends altogether* [20:16] abbitlane1964: *doesnt hug but would if she did* [20:19] abbitlane1964: *sighs* [20:20] abbitlane1964: tomorrow is sunday isnt it..... Want more? YOU GOT IT! I loved this conversation too. [19:14] palyer2819: I am currently waiting for a picture of [myself] to come in from my 'friend' [19:14] palyer2819: In which case I shall spread it throughout every website forum I visit. [19:14] palyer2819: And you shall know my name is the LORD! When I lay my pictures upon thee! [19:15] the4thnobleman: hehehe [19:16] palyer2819: I doubt I'll get it anytime soon though, he took the picture so long ago and has not emailed it to me...lazy fuck. [19:19] the4thnobleman: such is human nature [19:20] palyer2819: Not this guy. [19:20] palyer2819: We were best friends...I don't know what happened.... [19:20] palyer2819: *bursts into tears* [19:20] the4thnobleman: *pats on back* [19:20] the4thnobleman: there there [19:20] the4thnobleman: *hands a tissue* [19:21] palyer2819: *blows nose loudly* [19:21] palyer2819: Here...ya can have it back. [19:21] the4thnobleman: nah [19:21] the4thnobleman: *hands a trash can* [19:21] palyer2819: *vomits* [19:21] the4thnobleman: o_o; [19:22] palyer2819: *lunges again into trash can* [19:23] the4thnobleman: *continues eating ice cream while watching the show* [19:24] palyer2819: *begs for towel or rag* [19:24] palyer2819: *lurches again* [19:25] the4thnobleman: *throws a towel* [19:25] palyer2819: *tries to wipe up mess* [19:25] palyer2819: *goes into an epileptic seizure* [19:32] palyer2819: *gasps for air and rolls around* [19:39] palyer2819: *seizure dies away* [19:39] palyer2819: *suddenly has a heart attack* [19:39] palyer2819: *gasps for breath* [19:39] palyer2819: *shudders* [19:40] palyer2819: *.dies.* [19:40] the4thnobleman: *removes dead person from buddy list after pouring a shot of whiskey on the ground* [19:41] palyer2819: *shrieks* [19:41] palyer2819: NOble how could you?!? [19:41] palyer2819: *angry woman slap* [19:41] the4thnobleman: what? i poured one for my homie [19:41] the4thnobleman: ack a zombie [19:41] the4thnobleman: *grabs shotgun* [19:41] palyer2819: "brains...." [19:41] the4thnobleman: *points at zombie* [19:41] the4thnobleman: *fires* [19:41] palyer2819: "need brains..ACK!" [19:42] the4thnobleman: *blows zombies head off* [19:42] palyer2819: *brains ooze out* [19:42] the4thnobleman: its better this way man.....now you at least dont suffer [19:42] the4thnobleman: *pours another shot of whiskey on the ground* [19:42] palyer2819: *headcrab detaches from head and leaps at unsuspecting Noble* [19:44] the4thnobleman: *stabs with knife* [19:44] the4thnobleman: *headcrab dies* [19:44] the4thnobleman: bastard [19:44] the4thnobleman: *grabs gravity gun and uses nearby fridge to pummel stabbed headcrab into a pulp* [19:47] palyer2819: *realizes he is defeated* [19:48] the4thnobleman: ^MK Narrator Voice^"Gordon Freeman Wins! Fatality! And finally: The conversation with jojo. [19:31] palyer2819: So, what's next for you? [19:31] jojofernz: umm? [19:31] palyer2819: Planning on getting any females? [19:32] jojofernz: at school? [19:32] palyer2819: Yea. [19:32] jojofernz: why you planning on getting guys? [19:32] jojofernz: sicko [19:32] palyer2819: NO. I'm actually planning on getting a gf. You? [19:34] jojofernz: And a little mate for you too wank with? [19:34] jojofernz: sick [19:34] jojofernz: ok yeah i will stop [19:34] jojofernz: Yes Why you ask? [19:34] palyer2819: I like gossip. [19:34] palyer2819: lol [19:34] palyer2819: But seriously...females have suddenly become my LIFE. [19:34] jojofernz: man palyer what you gonna do nobody likes you, you gonna go around like asking random chicks out? [19:35] jojofernz: oh I see you are changing there mister palyer [19:35] jojofernz: you wil soon grow something below your penis [19:35] jojofernz: they are called testicles [19:35] jojofernz: and your penis and testicles will enlarge [19:35] jojofernz: but watch out for those wet dreams [19:36] jojofernz: oh but try to get into there pants too soon [19:36] jojofernz: you grow up so fast... [19:36] jojofernz: from wanting to wank with guys eww gross [19:36] jojofernz: to liking girls [19:36] jojofernz: im proud of you [19:37] palyer2819: *laughes his ass off* [19:37] palyer2819: I love the way you make me laugh my ass off. Where do you come up with this shit? [19:37] jojofernz: come up with? [19:37] jojofernz: I came up with nothing [19:37] jojofernz: I am just saying your going through puberty palyer it is ok [19:38] jojofernz: these changes will happen [19:38] jojofernz: like wanting girls [19:38] jojofernz: it is normal I liked the conversation with the4thnobleman the best. Which one did you like best?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/even_more_conversations.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=90 palyer101 2005-08-26T02:08:36-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=90

I finished the 6th Harry Potter book earlier this week, I must say that it was taking me FOREVER. Everyone reads so fast nowadays, I prefer to read slowly in order to soak up the details. Anyway, the ending disappointed me. I noticed that it is exactly like the ending of Spiderman since...Well, I'm really not at liberty to say. ::wink::

The only news for gamers that I can provide today is that the PAX (Penny-Arcade Expo) started today, and it will run thru the weekend. I myself am not going, but plan to go with my sister or something in the coming years. I am a HUGE fan of Penny-Arcade, and have been faithfully reading since January of this year. I know that I should of known about them sooner, but no one bothered to inform me. For those of you who are asking "What is Penny-Arcade?" then this expo is not for you.


*sigh* The dark age of gaming is upon is, it would seem. Estimated prices of games and consoles of the nextgen compared to those of yesteryear are skyrocketing out of control. There's no way that anyone besides the filthy rich people will be able to afford to entertain themselves with video games anymore, and that's sad. Another thing that (has been and still) is stirring up controversey is the amount of sex in games. If you heard Hugh Hefner's remarks about sex in gaming on G4's Special Report: "Sex In Games," I agree with him completely. Sex in games is something that we should deal with, and people like Jack Thompson and Hilary Clinton should learn to deal with it. The system works, the laws are there, and they are fabricating this false reality in their minds that games are poisoning the youth and that ...OH NEVERMIND. I've rattled on long enough about this. I could go on for hours and hours about my standpoint on gaming and the things in them, but I won't.

As for me, this is where I get off. ::wink::

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/90 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/lots_of_random_thoughts.mws palyer101 2005-08-29T02:08:49-05:00 <![CDATA[Lots of Random Thoughts]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/lots_of_random_thoughts.mws

I had an awesome weekend, the only thing is that next weekend I have to go to dad's...Grrr....

At least we'll get to go see a movie. Still trying to decide which one.


Anyway, I retrieved Kingdom Hearts yesterday,(not that it was ever really gone from my mind) and started replaying it. I figure that I should play it thru one last time before KingdOm Hearts II comes out. In terms of how this week is looking, things are bright. There won't be much homework all week because of ISTEP *Indiana Standard Testing for Educational Progress* and so I should be coming home every day and working feverishly on KH. I'll keep you updated on how much I get done. I plan to be halfway finished with it in a fortnight.


Now, on to Hurricane Katrina. The storm continues to brew, going from Category 1 to a Category 5 in just a few days...Amazing. The reprecussions and results will probably be felt all the way here in Indiana. Rain and ominous clouds loom over us. It's undoubtably true that thunderstorms will hit here, but the real damage lies in Florida and the coastal regions. I pray for those people to stay safe.


As for me, this is where I get off. To read some novels, I have a whole free period right now!! w00t!!!11

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/lots_of_random_thoughts.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/istep.mws palyer101 2005-08-29T05:08:39-05:00 <![CDATA[ISTEP]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/istep.mws Well, the ISTEP today wasn't really much of a test. All we did was (for 30 mins) we sat and concentrated on the practice test. Tomorrow we will meet during 1,2,6,7 periods to test, and then do the same thing for Wednesday and Thursday. Wow.
It's not that I don't like the testing, and it's not that it's too hard (I think it's actually easy and quite fun) it's just that the other teachers seem to think that it's okay to overload us with homework during this important test. Well Fuck Them. They can die.

By the way, I have a lot of fun with the ISTEP testing because of the BUBBLES!!!! I love filling in all those little bubbles and bubbling the bubbles. Bubbling is fun. The way you just slowly fill it up with your pencil, and it shades so perfectly, and the pretty designs they make when the whole sheet is filled up with BUBBLES!!! Bubble tests are awesome, so I love ISTEP.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/istep.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/nsfw_conversation.mws palyer101 2005-08-29T09:08:26-05:00 <![CDATA[NSFW Conversation]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/nsfw_conversation.mws

The entire time he was talking to someone else and didn't realize it. I wished he would either tell the whole story or none at all cuz it was pissing me off and turning me on at the same time.



[20:37] xboxandeq247: so did you bang her yet
[20:37] xboxandeq247: shit wrong window...
[20:37] palyer2819: wtf?
[20:37] palyer2819: who are you talking to?
[20:37] xboxandeq247: ahhhh
[20:37] xboxandeq247: no one'
[20:37] xboxandeq247: mind your own biness
[20:38] palyer2819: Easy fella.
[20:38] xboxandeq247: i didnt say anything to ya
[20:39] xboxandeq247: i never said anything....
[20:39] xboxandeq247: awww you did dude thats fuckin hot
[20:39] xboxandeq247: goddamnit
[20:39] xboxandeq247: wrong window
[20:40] xboxandeq247: your fuckin me up
[20:41] palyer2819: Who are you talking to?!?
[20:42] xboxandeq247: no one
[20:42] xboxandeq247: god
[20:42] palyer2819: I'm such a meddling sonofawhore. :-#
[20:42] palyer2819: I love being naughty
[20:43] xboxandeq247: so all in her mouth...or you get some else where
[20:43] xboxandeq247: fuck
[20:43] xboxandeq247: wrong window
[20:44] xboxandeq247: for real....damn
[20:44] palyer2819: Dude...
[20:44] palyer2819: stop telling me about this sex
[20:44] xboxandeq247: fuck
[20:44] palyer2819: I want to hear it all, or none.
[20:44] palyer2819: okay?
[20:45] xboxandeq247: no
[20:45] palyer2819: so like...copy and paste what this dude is telling you
[20:45] xboxandeq247: in all 3 holes
[20:45] palyer2819: cuz it's fuckin hott
[20:45] palyer2819: OMG
[20:45] palyer2819: OMG
[20:45] palyer2819: DUDE!!! 3 holes?!?
[20:45] palyer2819: STOP FUCKING TEASING ME!
[20:45] palyer2819: I NEED TO HEAR IT ALL!
[20:45] xboxandeq247: how loud she scream
[20:45] palyer2819: AHH!
[20:46] xboxandeq247: she broke a window lol
[20:46] palyer2819: wtf?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] xboxandeq247: how long dude?
[20:46] xboxandeq247: HOLY SHIT!
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] xboxandeq247: 3 HOURS!
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:46] palyer2819: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
[20:47] xboxandeq247: oh fuck......'
[20:47] xboxandeq247: ive been talkin to you this whole time'
[20:47] palyer2819: yea, you have
[20:47] palyer2819: and it's turning me on
[20:47] xboxandeq247: im in a chat....
[20:47] palyer2819: like copy and paste what *whoever you were talking to* said
[20:48] xboxandeq247: so you went into a tree?
[20:48] xboxandeq247: lol
[20:48] xboxandeq247: OMFG
[20:48] xboxandeq247: you even tried the ear?!?!?!
[20:49] xboxandeq247: how long ya hold out?
[20:49] palyer2819: WTF?!?!
[20:49] palyer2819: STOP IT YOU FUCKING BASTARD BEFORE MY PANTS EXPLODE!
[20:49] xboxandeq247: 5 eh
[20:49] xboxandeq247: the girl i did in iowa i held it for 8 min....
[20:50] xboxandeq247: awww....you beat us both...
[20:50] xboxandeq247: how big was her tits?
[20:50] xboxandeq247: XDD!
[20:50] xboxandeq247: shit dude??
[20:51] xboxandeq247: did ya lick her?
[20:51] xboxandeq247: did she like it?
[20:51] palyer2819: STOP!
[20:51] palyer2819: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
[20:51] palyer2819: ORGASM!
[20:51] xboxandeq247: i would think she would....
[20:51] xboxandeq247: how long she suck ya...
[20:51] palyer2819: asdhfja;lsjdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdfkjad; lfjqesw
[20:51] palyer2819: AHHHHH!
[20:52] palyer2819: AEGGHHH!!!GRRRRR!
[20:52] xboxandeq247: OMFG it was piNK!?!?!
[20:52] xboxandeq247: thats hot

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/nsfw_conversation.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/nsfw_conversation_p2.mws palyer101 2005-08-29T09:08:21-05:00 <![CDATA[NSFW Conversation p.2]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/nsfw_conversation_p2.mws

it is in this chapter that he admits he made the whole thing up

I already knew that though...Seriously. NO matter what he tells you.


[20:52] palyer2819: AEGGHHH!!!GRRRRR!
[20:52] xboxandeq247: OMFG it was piNK!?!?!
[20:52] xboxandeq247: thats hot
[20:53] xboxandeq247: you leave a tip lol
[20:53] xboxandeq247: hot....
[20:53] xboxandeq247: you banged her between the tits....
[20:53] xboxandeq247: it feel good?
[20:53] xboxandeq247: i thought so....
[20:54] xboxandeq247: she orgasamed 3 times!!!
[20:54] xboxandeq247: how longs you dick....
[20:55] xboxandeq247: HAHAHA im bigger than you....8 1/2 in
[20:55] palyer2819: whateve
[20:55] palyer2819: Dude you are fucking retarded
[20:55] palyer2819: there is no way that YOU have a 8.5incher
[20:55] palyer2819: NO WAY
[20:55] palyer2819: man this is retarded....
[20:56] xboxandeq247: so she was singin?
[20:56] palyer2819: Most adult males don't even have one that big
[20:56] palyer2819: are you fucking listening to me!
[20:56] palyer2819: hello?!?
[20:56] xboxandeq247: wow
[20:56] xboxandeq247: thats pretty sweet
[20:56] palyer2819: SHUT UP!
[20:56] palyer2819: JESUS CHRIST!
[20:56] palyer2819: DUDE!
[20:56] xboxandeq247: did you do any work?
[20:56] xboxandeq247: a little?
[20:57] xboxandeq247: wow
[20:57] xboxandeq247: thats sad
[20:57] xboxandeq247: i like doin work
[20:57] xboxandeq247: in....and out
[20:57] xboxandeq247: in....and out
[20:57] xboxandeq247: in....and out
[20:57] xboxandeq247: in....and out
[20:57] palyer2819: OMG
[20:57] xboxandeq247: in.....and out
[20:57] palyer2819: SHut the fuck up!!!!
[20:57] palyer2819: STOP!!!
[20:57] xboxandeq247: shit dude
[20:58] palyer2819: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[20:58] palyer2819: ARGHHH!
[20:58] palyer2819: seriously
[20:58] palyer2819: stop it
[20:58] xboxandeq247: where she touch you
[20:58] palyer2819: STOP
[20:58] palyer2819: YOU FUCKING MONKE!
[20:58] xboxandeq247: OMG you did it in her belly button
[20:58] palyer2819: man you need to fuck off and die
[20:58] palyer2819: you hear me you sonofabitch!
[20:58] palyer2819: F.O.D!
[20:58] xboxandeq247: nsd fokjgbopf
[20:58] xboxandeq247: kwaDNFSPG
[20:59] xboxandeq247: SDBGXD
[20:59] xboxandeq247: FB
[20:59] xboxandeq247: SDFGSDGF
[20:59] xboxandeq247: SD
[20:59] xboxandeq247: FG
[20:59] xboxandeq247: SG
[20:59] xboxandeq247: SDG
[20:59] xboxandeq247: SWDFB
[20:59] xboxandeq247: D
[20:59] xboxandeq247: AGS
[20:59] xboxandeq247: DH
[20:59] xboxandeq247: DFYJDE
[20:59] palyer2819: F.O.D.
[20:59] xboxandeq247: GJE
[20:59] xboxandeq247: TH
[20:59] xboxandeq247: ETGH
[20:59] palyer2819: a;sdjfalsdjf
[20:59] palyer2819: asdfa
[20:59] palyer2819: sdfkasfdgk
[20:59] palyer2819: adfdf
[20:59] palyer2819: jhd
[20:59] palyer2819: fgh'
[20:59] palyer2819: sfghsdfg
[20:59] palyer2819: asf
[20:59] palyer2819: asdf
[20:59] palyer2819: sdf
[20:59] palyer2819: asdf
[20:59] palyer2819: asdf
[20:59] palyer2819: asdf
[20:59] palyer2819: asd
[20:59] palyer2819: f
[20:59] palyer2819: asdf
[20:59] palyer2819: asdfafds
[20:59] palyer2819: g
[20:59] palyer2819: dgjfh
[20:59] palyer2819: jk
[20:59] *** You have been disconnected. Mon Aug 29 20:59:08 2005.
[20:59] palyer2819: b
[20:59] palyer2819: datw4rt
[20:59] *** You are currently disconnected.  Messages will not be received.
[20:59] *** "xboxandeq247" signed on at Mon Aug 29 20:59:15 2005.
[21:00] xboxandeq247: HAHAHA
[21:00] xboxandeq247: HAHAHA
[21:00] xboxandeq247: i got you
[21:00] palyer2819: Man...that was lme
[21:00] palyer2819: *lame
[21:00] palyer2819: Seriously
[21:00] palyer2819: that was retarded
[21:00] xboxandeq247: you got erouzed by a fake conversation
[21:00] palyer2819: don't do it again
[21:00] xboxandeq247: ok....i will
[21:00] xboxandeq247: i mean wont...
[21:00] palyer2819: *not laughing*
[21:00] palyer2819: I exploded my computer almost..and my fingers fell off
[21:01] palyer2819: I almost broke the damn keyboard trying to tell you to shut up!
[21:01] xboxandeq247: you got erouzed by a fake conversation
[21:01] palyer2819: not really..i just wanted you to stfu
[21:01] xboxandeq247: you got erouzed by a fake conversation
[21:02] xboxandeq247: you got erouzed by a fake conversation
[21:02] xboxandeq247: you got erouzed by a fake conversation
[21:02] xboxandeq247: you got erouzed by a fake conversation

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/nsfw_conversation_p2.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=96 palyer101 2005-09-02T02:09:20-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=96 A tradgedy recently occurred in my family of video games. After four long years, the original controller to my PS2 has said goodbye. The R2 button broke, making most functions with it virtually impossible. It sticks and wobbles and doesn't respond. So, I will be burying the controller in my box of keep-sakes this weekend and will purchase a nice controller that is worthy to replace it. Hopefully the grieving won't last long...I have to go now. I'm on my way to 7th period, then will head towards the homefront. Unfortunately, I will be spending the weekend at my dad's house. *tear*

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/96 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/20_reasons_why_i_hate_elliot.mws palyer101 2005-09-02T04:09:03-05:00 <![CDATA[20 Reasons Why I Hate Elliot]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/20_reasons_why_i_hate_elliot.mws 1. He has absolutely no taste
2. He's a fucking tease (if you know what I mean)
3. He has absolutely no taste (it's worth mentioning this twice)
4. He's a fucking flirt
5. He's fruity
6. He spends WAY too much time with females
7. He spreads rumors and gossips....with girls
8. He has more girlfriends than guyfriends
9. He thinks he knows everything about girls
10. He doesn't know what it means to be a gamer
11. He pretends to be a gamer (see #10)
12. He quotes lyrics from songs he's never heard
13. He quotes lines from movies he's never seen
14. He obviously can't decide if he's gay or straight (at least I'VE decided)
15. He doesn't know SHIT about TV, movies, music, or video games (esp. music)
16. He's friends with the people that I have pledged my life to destroy
17. He insults (and then tries to steal) MY friends
18. He takes sides with said people (see #16)
19. He thinks he knows more about MY favorite things in life than I do (see #15)

And most of all:
20. He used to be my friend


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/20_reasons_why_i_hate_elliot.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=98 palyer101 2005-09-06T02:09:00-05:00 <![CDATA[Weekend]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=98

The weekend wasn't a total bummer. Even though the fact that this weekend even happened is lowering my grade in a few of my classes..Damn things are bad right now.

Anyway, I went fishing with my father and his father, caught a HUGE fish that made them all jealous. ..Yea, that was the only good part about the Kokomo visit. Anyway, on Saturday(?) I went to Gamestop with the father-man and noticed a great price on some Resident Evil games. There was a 2-pack with Resident Evil 0 and Resident Evil (the GC remake), $30.00 for both of them. Great buy. RE0 is great so far, and the camera angles don't really bring it down to bad. THe only bad thing about the game is that there is too much backtracking and puzzles.

Okay. I'm out now. The teacher's yelling at me.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/98 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/cowboy_bebop.mws palyer101 2005-09-06T07:09:31-05:00 <![CDATA[Cowboy Bebop]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/cowboy_bebop.mws Cowboy Bebop is the best anime I've ever seen. Period. It might even be the best anime EVER.
Upon seeing the final episode last night...It's been decided.

That's all I really have to say.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/cowboy_bebop.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_bebop.mws palyer101 2005-09-07T10:09:55-05:00 <![CDATA[Resident Bebop]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/resident_bebop.mws I've discovered within the last year, two new true loves.

The first is Resident Evil. The release of Resident Evil 4 last year intrigued me. I'd been familiar with the name Resident Evil since a child, and it was quite household, but I'd never played a RE game in my life. This game looked so Fucking awesome in the trailers, I rented it. I found it to be one of the best shooters EVER. However, contrary to what the other games had led me to believe, I didn't find it all that scary.
Well, because of my (still ongoing) obsession with RE4, I decided that I need MORE. I picked up Resident Evil 0 and the REmake (Resident Evil Remake) both on GC just a number of days ago, and RE0 is proving to be quite the challenge. I love it, but I hate it. The puzzles are just too hard, and the inventory SUCKS ASS. But the fear that I found in this game, unlike RE4, makes up for it almost entirely.
I continue to read the novelizations, rewatch the movies, and play thru RE0 as much as possible. I've also been reading the Wiki articles on RE games, and that only makes me crave it more. I've decided to somehow own the entire collection of RE on GC.

My second new love is Cowboy Bebop. I love this anime, it's superb. I think that the style and story are astonishing. I finished watching the series and saw the movie in this past year, and there is nothing out there like it. I think I could watch it again and again.

Unfortunately, all obsessions in life cost money. And these are no different. To fufill my RE obsession, I need money to buy the games and movies on DVD. To fufill my Cowboy Bebop obsession, I need the series on DVD and the soundtrack. There's really not anything I can do other than weep in hope that someday I may stumble across great fortune and be able to fufill my fantasies.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/resident_bebop.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/according_to_palyer.mws palyer101 2005-09-08T08:09:56-05:00 <![CDATA[According to Palyer]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/according_to_palyer.mws My definitions of some terms:

Homosexual: Any man who strictly has sex with men
Lesbian: Any woman who strictly has sex with women
Bisexual: Any man/woman who has had sex with both a man AND a woman at least once in their lives
Heterosexual: Any man/woman who strictly has sex with the opposite sex
Masturbation: When any man or woman pleasures themselves either alone or with partners, but where NO SEX occurs

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/according_to_palyer.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sony_playstations_birthday.mws palyer101 2005-09-08T08:09:53-05:00 <![CDATA[Sony Playstation's Birthday]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sony_playstations_birthday.mws I have spectacular news. Exactly ten years ago today, the Playstation was born. There has now officially been ten years of Playstation, and that makes today historic. I'm blogging this so that you all can be informed, and as a personal way for me to remember. I do not ever want to forget today.

So spread the word...Today is Playstation's birthday and it turned ten years old. Let's all get drunk and celebrate!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/sony_playstations_birthday.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=103 palyer101 2005-09-08T09:09:52-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=103 This is a public service announcement brought to you by Palyer. Remember, Palyer loves you. ;-)

I am a chronic masturbator.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/103 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/blue.mws palyer101 2005-09-09T05:09:27-05:00 <![CDATA[Blue]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/blue.mws Never seen a blue sky
Yeah I can feel it reaching out
And moving closer
There's something about blue
Asked myself what it's all for
You know the funny thing about it
I couldn't answer
No I couldn't answer

Things have turned a deeper shade of blue
And images that might be real
May be illusion
Keep flashing off and on
Free
Wanna be free
Gonna be free
And move among the stars
You know they really aren't so far
Feels so free
Gotta know free
Please
Don't wake me from the dream
It's really everything it seemed
I'm so free
No black and white in the blue

Everything is clearer now
Life is just a dream you know
That's never ending
I'm ascending

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/blue.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_exorcism_of_emily_rose.mws palyer101 2005-09-09T11:09:19-05:00 <![CDATA[The Exorcism of Emily Rose]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_exorcism_of_emily_rose.mws I saw the Exorcism of Emily Rose tonight...WOW. What a good one. That was pretty scary, scarier than the ring by far. I think it may of even changed how I feel about GOd and such. Anyway...Yea...

Lol, it's pretty good. If you're a guy, I'd reccommend seeing it with a girl or your gf, cuz they'll be holding onto you like MAD!!!!!1111

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_exorcism_of_emily_rose.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fever_for_the_flava.mws palyer101 2005-09-10T06:09:02-05:00 <![CDATA[Fever for the Flava']]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fever_for_the_flava.mws Do you think that I can get some chicky, chicky
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You my electrical lip balm flava
I gotta do ya until the next song saves ya
And can I get a little zip zip lookie lookie
Maybe just a little uh uh nookie nookie
Hey whatcha say, it doesn’t matter anyway
You won’t do another ’cause you’re getting with me

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy whoap
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly whoap
What do I have to say to get inside girl what do I have to say

Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here’s the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Ya got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I’m your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]
I got the fever for the flava of a cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!
Do you think that I can get some chicky, chicky
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You wanna suck it like a bong hit whack it
You gotta be my First Lady Jack it

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Let’s party hardy and rock n’ roll
We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fever_for_the_flava.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/escape_from_the_city.mws palyer101 2005-09-10T11:09:16-05:00 <![CDATA[Escape From the City]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/escape_from_the_city.mws Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my way home
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!

Must keep moving ahead
No time for guessing, follow my way instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free

[Chorus x2]
Follow me
Set me free
Trust me and we will escape from the city
I'll make it through from here to you

[Second Verse]
Follow me! Oh yea!

Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, got to live and learn
I know it's something I can make it through
Got no other options, only one thing to do

I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessing, follow my way instead
Follow the street no matter where it may lead
Take my lead, I'll set you free

[Chorus x2]

Follow me, Follow me
I'll make it through, oh yea!!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/escape_from_the_city.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ummyea.mws palyer101 2005-09-11T10:09:13-05:00 <![CDATA[Umm,..yea.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ummyea.mws I didn't even realize today was 9/11. Haha! I don't care either.

I got to disc 2 of Resident Evil Zero last night. I must be the best Resident Evil player ever, because I've only saved like three times. Hehhehheh....I still have along ways to go 'fore I beat it. Like, getting out of the damn labs. And defeating Marcus. Alas, I shall play these games for eternity. The game is pretty fun, but the backtracking and the figuring out where to go can make even the most tame and calm of playas wanna throw their GC out the window. I already did it once....

OH wtf am I talking about? I have things to do. byebye!~

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/ummyea.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=109 palyer101 2005-09-11T10:09:39-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=109 I hate my Language Arts teacher. I hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her more than anything on the face of this earth may she burn in hell and fucking suck a cock and die.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/109 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/final_fantasy_detention.mws palyer101 2005-09-12T03:09:22-05:00 <![CDATA[Final Fantasy: Detention]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/final_fantasy_detention.mws

I have to stay after school today. grr. It's not even my fault. Stupid Brent Hopkins got me in trouble during third period, so I have to stay after for a few hours. he took my axe...I know it sounds immature but if he woulda just given it back i'd have been fine. Jeez, and I wouldn't have to serve detention. My mom doesn't know so i'll just tell becky to pass it on to her. Hopefully he will only keep my until the activity bus arrives at 4:15 and not the 5:30 bus, or whatever time that is.




In gaming news, you've heard of FFVII: Advent Children, haven't you? Of course you have...Well, it got leaked on the interweb today. So, go and get your pirated copy today, free of charge! The downside, it's all in Japanese. No subs, no dubs, ya know? That sucks, so if you don't like the good 'ol fashioned Japs and their language, you'll still have to wait until November to see it!!  HAHAHAH! YOU SUCK, stupid Americans.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/final_fantasy_detention.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/work_in_progress.mws palyer101 2005-09-12T06:09:46-05:00 <![CDATA[Work In Progress]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/work_in_progress.mws

            Jake sat whimpering on his bed, pondering what had brought him there. His right arm was clutching the left side of his chin, and left arm lay gently across his right cheek. Jake was breathing deeply, thinking about the things he had going for him. Jake was only 14 years old, and had already moved 4 times in his life. He lived with his mother, who made only minimum wage and could barely afford the bills. She had said last night at the dinner table that they may have to move again. Upon hearing this, Jake had stormed out of the house and sat on the porch. That was 24 hours ago.

            Now he realized, sitting on his bed with the gray and red reversible sheets his father had bought him, that things might never change. That they would continue to move from place to place, Jake would never have any friends, and he would certainly never know what it was like to have a father that loved him. This was quite discomforting, and you can imagine how Jake must have felt.

            Jake hated his life, and he hated the things in it. Popping pills, watching lame anime, going to school and bed every day…it wasn’t fun. But that wasn’t the only thing, it not being fun. It wasn’t fair. But then again, what was in life? Jake knew that he couldn’t always get what he wanted, but he also realized that even most kids his age got at least some of the things they wanted. Jake got none. He had never gotten a single thing he had wanted. Whether it was to stay in one place for at least a few years, food to eat when he got home, hell, even a friend that he could hang out with over the weekends; they all slipped from his grasp.

            Sitting there, tears now began to roll from his eyes. “Why?” he whispered quietly, so quietly you might have had to lean in a bit. Then Jake began to cry, really cry, with full-fledged tears. He imagined what the kids at Lucky Jr. High would think tomorrow when they would learn what happened to him. If they learned. If they even cared. “They won’t,” Jake enunciated to the empty room, “they never do.”

            “But what if they did?” a voice in his head suddenly said. It surprised Jake so quickly he turned his head, the tears ceasing for the moment, looking for the sound. But there was none. Then he began to whimper again, and thinking for the second time “They won’t.” They probably wouldn’t learn until the next day, or maybe not even until Thursday. And then, would they care? Would big-shot Aaron Michael care if one little geek had been removed from the gene pool that night? What about school jock Tyler Connely? “And what about that cheerleader, Morgan Peters, would she care?” the voice said again. This time, Jake was so certain that someone had spoken in his ear that he uttered a tiny shriek and was about to jerk his head around, when he remembered his hands and the position they were in. So he looked peripherally to the side as far as he could, and saw no face, no person sitting there behind him. This calmed him, but he was still suspicious.

            A few moments later, Jake’s breathing began to die down, out of the fear it had been in just earlier. But almost immediately after it stopped, it jumped back up again, this time out of the depression he remembered he was in. He wasn’t about to let some illusion or heebie-jeebies stop him from carrying out his task. He tried to focus, but Jake’s thoughts constantly turned back to the voice and the person he had mentioned. Megan Peters it had said. Jake had always had a crush on her, but not because she was a cheerleader. She didn’t even have that many friends either. He liked her because she was actually nice, and pretty! Even Jake was old enough to know that girls like that only came around once in a blue moon. “Yea, she is pretty,” the voice said. Jake jumped again, this was so frickin surreal. Where the hell was it coming from? The voice sounded familiar. Jake tried to remember where he had heard it from…and was about to give up when he remembered. It was the creepy looking guy he had found on the side of the road on his way home from school one day. Yes, yes, the one with the false eye, he remembered now. “He isn’t nice to me either,” Jake muttered, remembering how it was just his luck that every single person he came into contact with disliked him. Jake also remembered how the man had asked him for spare change, just as all lazy bums do. But this one was different, his voice sounded so…, so forceful. “Sorry sir, I have none,” and it was the truth. If Jake had had even a quarter in his pocket, he would have handed it over, if only for the sake of the hope that the bum would like him afterward. So Jake continued down the road, when the voice called out again, this time sounding like thunder, “Get your ass back over here!” Upon hearing this, Jake took off at a dead run, his long sturdy legs carrying him forward at a nice pace. This man had an aura about him, one that was ominous and not too welcoming. Jake sensed it, and didn’t like it.

            Jake’s arms were getting tired. He looked at his digital alarm clock, curious to know how long he had been sitting on the bed. It was 9:17 at night. He had been there for about forty-five minutes. It was almost surprising. He had never sat around like this for so long. Normally he would get bored, but under the circumstances…well, you get the gist.

            His mind was still wondering about the bum’s voice when suddenly the garage door opened. His mom worked nights, and she was just got off work. He suddenly felt embarrassed and guilty, slightly stupid. He considered backing out of this, but no, he had already gone too far. There was no turning back. As his mother walked through the door, he heard the voice once more, “Your mother’s home, Jake.” It made him frightened, and he almost cried out for her, but stood his ground.

            “Jaaake, where are you son?”

            “In my room mum, I’m going to go to bed soon.”

            “Me too, I’m beat. See you in the morning sweetheart.”

            “’Kay. Good night.”

            Jake held his breath until he heard his mother’s bedroom shut. He let out a sigh of relief. If she had caught him in the act…he didn’t know what he would have done.

            “That was close. Be careful..”

            Jake froze. The voice sounded so vivid, so clear. Almost life-like. What did it want with him anyway? And was he a friendly, or a rival? Jake was determined to find out. Perhaps when it spoke again, Jake would speak back…

            Jake spent the next twenty minutes trying to “think really hard” about things that he thought the voice would respond to, all with no avail. Finally at about 9:45 Jake gave up. It wasn’t worth it, was it? After all, his arms were hurting like a bitch. He had good endurance, momma wasn’t raising a wuss, but this wasn’t something he was used to. “So why don’t you put them down?” it suddenly spoke to him.

            Jake sprung into action. “Because I’m determined to finish what I’ve started here.”

            “And when do you plan to do that?”

            It had spoken! Jake was suddenly taken out of himself, forgetting his purpose and feeling overjoyed. It was the first thing he’d accomplished in a long time. Then he remembered, he had to keep the conversation going. “I..I..umm…I don’t know.”

            “I know you don’t.”

            It sounded smug. It was teasing him, Jake realized. He took a deep breath and sighed. For the first time that evening, Jake unwrapped his arms from their deadly position and lay his head onto the pillow. Perhaps he would kill himself in a different way, this one was way too tiring. “I need a goddamm nap,” Jake muttered to the room which he was no longer sure was empty. And the last thing he heard before he drifted off to sleep was, “Mind your tongue boy.”

           

            Jake awoke with a start at about 12:50 in the morning. He was still tired, but not as much as he was. But he could not allow himself to be alive by morning. He got up and entered the kitchen, stumbling over a few stray videogame wires that lay about his littered apartment. He switched on the light, and stared at the counter. It was boring and plain-colored marble. Jake took out the bottle of Morphine. He removed about ten tablets and sat pondering. Was he having second thoughts? No. That wasn’t possible. He must remember what he was there to do. Placing the pills on the counter, he took a glass of water and filled it from the tap. Jake froze when he heard his mother stir in her bedroom, undoubtedly disturbed by the sound of running water. If she caught him, things could only go wrong. After filling the cup, he took the pills and the water back to his bedroom, tripping over the friggin cords again and spilling a bit of the water onto the carpet. Jake placed the fatal tools on the dresser and sat back down on the bed. “OH PLEASE, not this act again.” Jake went pale. The voice sounded angry this time around, and not too friendly.

            “Wh-h-hy are you here?” he asked, shaken.

            “I AM HERE,” it replied sharply, “because I wanna see you DO IT. Just try it. …That’s what I thought. You don’t have it in you.”

            Jake became defensive immediately. “Yes I will! You just watch me!” Jake waited. The voice spoke no more. Jake was relieved. Part of him didn’t want to hear more. The voice was ominous and not too welcoming. Jake spent the next half hour pondering, his mind once again turning to Morgan Peters. Something about that girl fascinated him. Enticed him, made him want her…Jake realized he was arousing himself, and felt guilty. Now was not the time to be wondering about females, or what lie beyond their underpants. For the second time that night, Jake dozed off, dreaming of her beautiful face, while the water on the dresser slowly evaporated.

 

            “Wake UP Jake!”

            Jake awoke with a start, scared to death by the haunting presence in his mind. He was about to say something, but decided it would be better to keep his mouth shut. Still groggy, Jake looked at the clock glowing on his dresser: 2:00 in the morning it read. Why did he keep allowing himself to fall asleep like this? He crawled out of bed and refilled his glass of water. Then he sat down again and decided it was time to ponder again. He had been dreaming of Morgan again. What was it with her? It was probably because she reminded him of his sister. Upon realizing this, Jake’s mind went back to the day of the accident…

            It was a muggy, humid August morning. Jake was walking his younger sister, only 10 years old then, to the bus stop. It was going to be her first time on her own. Jake understood how exciting and important this was to Sally. Finally, they arrived. His hand let go of hers, and he said “Now I’m going back to the house, you’ll be OK on your own, correct?”

            “Yes big brother,” she replied. As Jake made his way back towards his two story house with red shutters, he prayed a silent prayer: “Almighty God, take care of her today.”

            Then he heard her voice again, calling out, “Jake wait!” Jake snapped around at once, willing to help in any way he could. Sally was running across the street. Then he saw a glint of metal out of the corner of his eye. He cried out to her.

            “Sally, watch where you’re going!!”

            It was too late. It all happened in a flash. The car sideswiped her, breaking her left leg in two pieces and tearing the ligaments before she even hit the ground, 20 yards away. To Jake’s horrifying dismay, the red Buick continued down Walnut Lane, without so much as a screech of brakes or honking of the horn. Jake’s mother burst out of the house, gliding across the lawn, her face twisted in terror. Tears swam from both their eyes as Jake instinctively whipped out his Motorola phone and punched in 911. She died four minutes before the paramedics arrived.

            Jake learned nine days later that the driver of the red Buick had been drunk, of course, there was no doubt about that. The driver was a 23 year old male, medium height, heavy build and greasy straight hair. The man was sentenced for Manslaughter and Reckless Endangerment, with a life sentence, no parole.

            “You miss her, don’t you?”

            Jake’s mind snapped back to reality, and realized the voice had spoken again. “Yea, she was so nice.” Jake began to wonder what she would think if she saw him like this, and better yet, what Morgan would think. “She wouldn’t care,” he thought bitterly. No one ever did. Why should she be any different? Angered, Jake rose from the bed and reluctantly swallowed five of the tablets sitting on the dresser.

            As Jake’s mind swam into darkness, the effect of the Morphine starting to take effect, he could hear the voice speaking, “Careful Jake, you’ll kill yourself.”

            “Th-that was the intent,” he replied. Then he passed out onto the floor, drool oozing from his lip. The night droned on, and Jake still lay unconscious on the floor. 2:00 turned to 2:30, 3:00, the hours just slipped by. Jake slept a dreamless sleep that night, the Morphine taking its toll on his stomach.

            When Jake awoke later that morning, it wasn’t because of voices or fear. His stomach was aching horribly. He stole away to the bathroom as quickly as possible, without stealing a glance toward the clock. As his stomach wretched and heaved, his mother, looking shaggy without her makeup, waddled toward the bathroom. Jake was on his third heave when she walked in.

            “Jake, honey, are you alright?” she asked immediately. Her voice was filled with instant concern, he noticed.

            “Yea, I’m fine. What’re you doing up?” he asked inquisitively.

            “Why shouldn’t I be up? It’s 7:00 in the morning!”

            Jake froze. Did she just say seven o’ clock? No. She couldn’t have. But she did. Jake instantly felt crushed. He hadn’t carried out his plans, and now it was too late. Or was it?

            “Well, no matter,” his mother continued, “you’re obviously not going to school today, so the time isn’t of importance. I’ve got to head into work. You call me if you need anything, okay?”

            “Sure mom,” Jake replied. While he had given up the chance to take his life last night, it might not be too late. As soon as she left, Jake got back up and headed for his bedroom, but not after vigorously wiping his mouth on a washcloth and gargling some water. But before he got to the door, he was stopped short by the return of a voice that he had hoped was gone for good.

            “Oh please, you’re not going to take the other five tablets are you? They’ll friggin kill you!”

            “I said, that was the intent,” Jake replied coolly, and strode toward the dresser, when suddenly, the glass of water lifted up off of it. He gazed, entranced, half in surprise and half in horror as it continued to levitate, then proceeded to be smashed up against the wall. Upon impact, the cup shattered into hundreds of pieces.

            “There, that should keep you from trying that little stunt again.” Jake found his way toward the bed, suddenly feeling woozy all over again. How did it do that? As if in response, the voice spoke again: “You need not worry about that, boy.” Jake felt terrified. First, the voice was simply ominous and scary. Now he learned it had telekinesis. Did it have harmful intent? Perhaps even…murderous? Jake assumed only time would tell.

            For the next few hours, Jake sat on his bed, doing some more pondering. Every now and then, he would rise and pace the floor, then sit down again. Why was this voice intent on protecting him? Was Jake ever going to be able to carry out his plans? And why did he keep pondering these things and not do something about them? It was then that Jake decided to test the presence one more time. He rose slowly, then made a mad dash towards the kitchen. Throwing open the bottom drawer on the counter, he started to grab a knife, when he felt a pair of hands grasp his feet and pull him downward. His socks slipped on the linoleum and he fell hard on his head. The impact rattled his brain, but he quickly recovered and fumbled for the drawer again. This time, as his hand slipped inside, the drawer slammed shut with uncanny force and speed, slamming his fingers against the wood. Jake shrieked in pain, stars appearing over his vision. His fingers now flaming, he threw the drawer open a third time, and managed to force a knife into his grasp. As he forced it toward his face, he felt what felt like a pair of gorilla’s mugs grip his arm and pulling it away. Through gritted teeth, and while arm wrestling with this disagreeable force, he said, “Let…me…GO!” As if on cue, the force suddenly released, and his arm jerked sideways, plunging the knife into his right hand. Jake let out a bloodcurdling scream. Again, stars suddenly burst before his eyes like fireworks, clouding him while he screamed to the empty kitchen. Blood splurted from his hand in short intervals, and the loss was making him dizzier then he was already. Jake slowly rose to his feet and dragged his feet toward the bathroom, tossing the knife aside. Jake fumbled with the latch on the medicine cabinet, and became extremely frustrated when he couldn’t find a band-aid in the size he needed. Finally he extracted the band-aid from the box and quickly applied some isopropyl alcohol (hissing at the burn that accompanied it) and slapped some gauze on it.

            “You brought this upon yourself Jake, you should have listened to reason.”

            “Screw you asshole,” Jake agonizingly moaned. “Why won’t you let me do it?”

            Jake listened, but there was no response. He was starting to get angry. He picked up the toothbrush and hairdryer lying on the counter and hurled it at the mirror, shattering it. But it gave him no satisfaction whatsoever. Instead he got up and went back to the kitchen. He tore a paper towel off the roller and kneeled down grimly to mop up the mess his hand had made. Then he put the knife back in the drawer, and wiped up all the glass from the bathroom mirror. He had no clue how he was going to explain this to his mother, but he had some time on his hands. He got on his bicycle and rode down to the dump that lay in an old apartment complex behind his house. Tossing the bag over his shoulder, he grimly announced, “Good riddance.” Then he quickly pedaled back home, hoping no one would see him and call a truant officer or something.

            As Jake walked back inside the house, he saw that all the work he had done had been..well…undone. Wide eyed, Jake wandered back to the kitchen to find all the blood spilt back on the floor, then hurried to the bathroom and found (much to his dismay) glass still covered the floor and vanity. Jake knew who (or what) had done this, no use guessing. More grimly than ever, Jake mopped up the mess again, but this time he simply threw it in his garbage can.

            Afterward, Jake sat and watched some TV. At about noon, he turned the television off, nothing good had been on anyway, and pondered some more. He was still pondering when the doorbell rang. He reluctantly rose from his seat and seemingly floated towards the door, as if he were dreaming. He still thought he was dreaming when he opened the door. For standing before his eyes was Morgan herself.

            “Oh. Hi Jake.”

            Jake was smitten. He had never been so glad to see her in all his life. “Hey. My god, you’re quite a sight for sore eyes.”

            “Ohh!” She blushed at that, her cheeks blooming like a rose. Jake loved the way they looked when she blushed. “I just came by to say..well..I hope you get to feeling better, Jake.”

            “Yea, so do I,” he replied, peering into her eyes. To himself, his voice sounded far-off and dreamy. “Hey, why aren’t you in school right now?”
            She blushed again, this time much fiercer, and said sheepishly, “I’m skipping.”

            “You bad girl. Wanna come in and…watch some TV or something?”

            “Actually, this probably is the most unnoticeable place. Maybe I’ll crash here for the rest of the day. When does your mom get home?”

            “Six o clock,” he answered immediately. Her words were music to his ears. The girl of his dreams, at his house. Until, perhaps, six o clock. What could go wrong?

           

Jake and Morgan sat and chatted for about an hour. They were getting along real well, and Jake’s feelings began to become apparent. Finally he broke down and started to discuss it.

            “Morgan.”
            “Yea Jake, what is it?”

            “I’ve…I’ve always really liked you.”

            “You mean…like…?”

            “Yes,” he said firmly. He was going to do this now and get it over with.

            “Well…” she scoffed, “Gosh…I guess I always kinda liked you too…sort of…I guess?” she finished, her voice getting lower and more uncertain. “I’ve never kissed a boy before. I don’t know why either. I mean, not every boy likes me, but enough do for me to pick and choose.”

            “Choose me,” Jake suddenly blurted. His voice assumed a desperate and suddenly scared tone. “Please, I don’t know, but you make me feel so good. Just…choose me to be the one that you kiss for the very first time.”

            “She likes you Jake. It’s obvious…can’t you tell?” the voice sounded again. “C’mon, do it. Just plant a wet one on there.”

            “No!” Jake whispered to himself.

            “Who are you talking to?” Morgan asked him inquisitively.

            “Nevermind…my emotions are so conflicting right now. I can’t think straight.”
            Morgan began to scoot closer to him on the couch, making small and subtle gestures, advancing. “Well, I can’t either. Who could, in this situation?” She began to lean over him, Jake leaning backward. His back almost touched the couch.

            “…I don’t know.” His voice sounded incoherent, and their banter began to make littler and littler sense.

            “Yea, so typical.”

            “I can only imagine.” Jake was losing the battle for balance. He finally fell over, his neck landing with a soft poomph on the sofa. They closed their eyes, and were soon melting into each other, holding and softly kissing each other. Jake had never felt so far from committing suicide in his entire life.

 

            Jake and Morgan were still kissing when they heard the roar of the garage door to his house opening. Morgan suddenly jumped up, and replaced the strap of her tank top that Jake had slid off her arm. They weren’t naked by all means, it was simply a loving gesture he had made while they made out. “Jake,” she said hurriedly, “that was something just shy of genius.” She rushed through his kitchen and headed for the back door as if she had lived there her whole life. Reaching for the door handle, she turned around to him and whispered, “My first kiss will not be something I easily forget, and I thank you for that.” She quickly, yet fiercely, kissed him one more time. Then Morgan flung open the door, and the sounds of it shutting and the front one opening merged into one. Jake slowly walked back through the kitchen and greeted his mother with a smile.

            “Hi Jake, sweetheart. Are you feeling better yet? Have you vomited any more while I was at work?”

            Jake accepted all her worried praise with monotone “Yea’s” and “Mom, I’m fine…REALLY.” His head was still spinning from the lip locking he’d been sharing just moments ago. His mother continued to rattle, talking about work and everything she’d done that day, along with how much she was worrying about him. But Jake barely heard it. He stared out the window that night at dinner, smiling ear to ear. If his mother noticed, she didn’t care. Because she didn’t say a thing the entire evening. After dinner, Jake sat and watched TV until about nine o’ clock. Then he crawled in bed, and his mind floated back to Morgan. He lay with his eyes closed, smiling again. He fell asleep that way, with the smile never fading. And as before, suicide was the last thing from his mind.

 

The next few days went good, and Jake remained in positive spirits. It seemed to Jake that people were being friendlier to him since his “encounter” with Morgan; waving to him in the hallway, patting him on the back, and cheering him on when he played hoops in gym class. Jake was in the highest of highs, and no one could ruin his good fun.

            That was, of course, when one day he saw Morgan in the hallway. She was happy, as always, and Jake began to run up to see her. He didn’t even slow down when he saw the other guy coming around the bend. His name was Jordan…he was on the football team. He had a muscular build, and was wearing a leather jacket. Jake still didn’t slow down his pace as he saw Morgan, unaware to Jake’s presence, begin to lay her arms around Jordan. He still didn’t slow down when he saw her begin to hug and cradle his muscular body. Jake actually began to run faster as he saw Morgan start kissing Jordan. He no longer felt like touching Morgan. He no longer felt like caressing her sweet body. He by no means felt like making out with her anymore. Jake’s hands trembled with rage as he neared Morgan, and the man whose ass she was now beginning to near. Jake felt himself fly out at their entwined bodies, the teachers already coming toward them. As Jake slammed into them, knocking them all down, the other kids began to scoot away, trying to avoid being involved. Jake first landed on Morgan and bit her, filling him with a bittersweet sensation. Then he felt around for Jordan, temporarily blinded. He flung himself on top of him and, with newfound strength, slammed his palm into Jordan’s nose. Jordan felt the bone crack, and blood immediately began to flow profusely from the wound. Jordan refused to go down without a fight, and swung widely around, and eventually one of his blows connected with Jake’s face. Jordan scrambled to his feet while Jake lay clutching his face, feeling the sting.

            Jake saw the entire thing happening slowly. Morgan was screaming. Jordan was reaching into his pocket, and seeing fluorescent light glinting off the knife that slowly emerged. It was a oddly shaped blade, with jagged ridges. The hilt appeared to be wooden, but Jake couldn’t tell. He didn’t think that it was wooden though, because it had been colored jet black. The police would use this knife to arrest Jordan later that day.

Jordan had never felt so hot in all his life. It was anger that gave him the daring and cunning to perform the action. He lunged upward over Jake, who was scrambling backward trying to escape. Jordan landed right on Jake’s chest, knocking the wind out of him, and thrust downward. The blade penetrated right through the skin, nearly reaching the bone. Jordan instinctively twisted it 180 degrees to the right, and then pulled the knife out. It made an odd sound, as it came out. Jordan would later describe it as the sound of a man vomiting jelly. Jordan then got up and mopped the blood from his nose, tossing the knife away. The fight was over almost as soon as it had begun.

Epilogue

The school told the students that Jake had died, and a funeral was hosted a week later. In spite of Jake’s lack of good friends, nearly his entire grade showed up to pay their respects. They even gave up a Saturday to do it. Morgan didn’t date again until she graduated from high school.

No one knows what exactly happened to Jordan. The school simply told the students that he had been put in jail. Oddly enough, no one who had witnessed the fight ever saw him again.

            Rumor has it that the last thing Jake heard before he died was the voice, telling him, “All too soon.”


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/work_in_progress.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wake_me_up_when_september_ends.mws palyer101 2005-09-12T07:09:59-05:00 <![CDATA[Wake Me Up When September Ends]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wake_me_up_when_september_ends.mws

 You know what pisses me off? People who listen to "American Idiot" by green day and like it, just because it's BY green day. They don't even know what the song is saying...what fucking losers...

Anyway, here's some lyrics about a song that i DO like, and not just because it's by Green Day.


 Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

like my fathers come to pass
seven years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends

summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

ring out the bells again
like we did when spring began
wake me up when september ends

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

like my father's come to pass
twenty years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/wake_me_up_when_september_ends.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/breaking_news.mws palyer101 2005-09-14T02:09:18-05:00 <![CDATA[Breaking News]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/breaking_news.mws

Microsoft has really fucked up this time. They have literally fucked themselves in the ass. This holiday season, news has told me recently that you can buy TWO different versions of the Xbox 360. Why? Well, I don't know why. But here's what you get if you pay the bare minimum $299:

The console itself

A wired controller.

That's all you get for $299. THAT"S ALL! Here's what you get if you're a rich bastard and have decided to go all out and get the bells and whistles package.

The console itself

A 20GB hard drive

A headset

And for a limited time, a remote!

WOW! So, if you actually want to have FUN with your console this Christmas, prepare to shovel out another hundred more than what its worth. Oh yea, and the $400 price tag doesn't include the MONTHLY online fee that you have to pay if you even want to use the DAMN headset you paid for. A comic describing how ridiculous this is was published on the wonder Ctrl+Alt+Del comic site. here's the linkey, now clickey: http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-09-14


God Microsoft Sucks Ass.



Okay I lied, this news is actually a month old. lol.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/breaking_news.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/shaolin_monks.mws palyer101 2005-09-15T02:09:01-05:00 <![CDATA[Shaolin Monks]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/shaolin_monks.mws Computers class got cancelled today because the teacher like, died or something. So i'm sitting downstairs next to the two most unlikely people. Matt, my best friend, is on the left, and Larissa is on the right. Now, you should already know a bit about Larissa from earlier....*snickers* lol..sorry. I saw a trailer for Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks today..it looks awesome. Think Death by Degrees, only it's actually good! And you don't have to play as a girl, that's a positive. You get to play as Liu Kang and Kung Lao, and the teamwork elements are awesome. They have introduced NEW fatalities, known as "Mutalities" which are supposed to be simple and easy to pull off at any time. And of course, there will be lots and LOTS of blood to spill. It comes out in the next few days, I'm going to check it out. If you are a fan of Mortal Kombat,you should too.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/shaolin_monks.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/elliot_and_his_retarded_demented_freaky_stupid_boring_sexual_escapades.mws palyer101 2005-09-15T04:09:07-05:00 <![CDATA[Elliot and his Retarded, Demented, Freaky, Stupid, Boring, Sexual Escapades]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/elliot_and_his_retarded_demented_freaky_stupid_boring_sexual_escapades.mws I had some problems with Elliot again today, he said some things...
Abby, you might find this offensive too.

He said my shirt sucks. Now, I'd put a lot of thought into what shirt I was going to wear today. I finally decided that I should wear my brand new BEATLES TSHIRT!!! And he says it sucks. I was like "Why" and he said.."pfft, star wars is so much better than the beatles"
I tried to ask him how he can compare a band to a movie, but he refused to carry on the conversation, simply saying, "your'e a dumbass and your shirt blows" and walking off. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! HE is such a dumbass. I hate him so much, may he die and rot in hell. In honor of today's incident, my friend matt compiled a list of reasons why HE hates Elliot.,,, and most of these reasons apply to me too.
This is exactly how it was written on the paper:
1. He is a frickin homo
2. He invades my conversations
3. he's a punk ass little bitch
4. he thinks he could kick my ass
5. he has girlfriends, and he's not trying to do them
6. he thinks hes smarter than me
7. he wont leave my lunch table
8. he stole my friends
9. he has the worst sense of humor, it's like a 5 y/o
10. he didn't go out with any of the hot girls who asked
11. he calls my friends stupid and then denies it
12. hes constantly pissing me off
13. hes a tattle tail pussy little narc
14. he has a vagina
15. he's afraid of goths, alternatives, and me
16. he doesn't like people to touch or push him
17. he talks crap
18. he constantly takes things out of context
19. he eats fat black cock on thursdays
20. he eats homo white cock on wednesdays
21. he eats drooling Indian cock on Friday
22. He eats Latino cock on Tuesday
23. he eats asian cock on Monday
24. he eats alien cock on Saturday
25. He takes Sundays off
26. He talks aboot people behind their back
27. he called me and Kevin Blake and Aaron, i should kill him
28. he said the Beatles suck
29. he said Star Wars is better than the Beatles
30. he writes notes and shit, only homos and gurlz write notes
31. He doesn't like porn, cuz he's GAY GAY GAY

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/elliot_and_his_retarded_demented_freaky_stupid_boring_sexual_escapades.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_revolution_is_here.mws palyer101 2005-09-15T11:09:56-05:00 <![CDATA[The Revolution Is Here]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_revolution_is_here.mws

Okay...Big news people. Just leaked photos..and they are of the Nintendo Revolution controller. You heard it here first people, spread the word that Palyer provided you with pics. Just click here and get the entire story. You won't believe it.

http://cube.ign.com/articles/651/651275p1.html

Personally I'm not too impressed with it. Let's see what YOU think. And remember to be patient people, the website is really packed right now with people trying to look too, so wait patienly and you'll get to eventually see it for yourself.

And remember...You heard it here first. Palyer's Blog: It gets the news before it gets out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_revolution_is_here.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/first_impressions.mws palyer101 2005-09-16T02:09:13-05:00 <![CDATA[First Impressions]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/first_impressions.mws

When I first saw the Nintendo Revolution controller...I was disappointed. I didn't like how it looked. First off, I have tried playing games with a remote control. It doesn't work. So why would this be any different? Was there something about it that would make this controller better than all the others? I didn't care to look into it further, because most of all I was worried about getting the word out. So, it wasn't until recently that I decided to go back and re-evaluate my decisions.

It turns out, this is more than a controller. This is undoubtedly something that will change how we play games forever. First off, imagine playing a game like Half Life 2, or something else that tasks you with shooting things. Using the controller, you can move your gun/target reticle in any direction you want, without even pressing a button. Imagine being able to solve puzzles and rotate the camera, turn the screen from side to side (similar to what we are seeing in certain GBA games) all without ever pushing a button. To put it simply, the controller will be able to do amazing things, with amazing manueverability and ease. And all that I've said here is just a start to a whole lot more. I will later post the link that I received of this controller's capabilities, I can't get it now because these damn school computers block almost every gaming website under the sun.

So, I am now aware that maybe I was too harsh on this little guy. It has definitely made me rethink the Revo in general. I have now decided that maybe I should skip the Xbox 360...hold out for something better ....And resist from making any major purchases this Christmas. Becuase next year is looking better than ever. Like the old saying goes, good things come in small packages.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/first_impressions.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/mgs4.mws palyer101 2005-09-18T07:09:12-05:00 <![CDATA[MGS4]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/mgs4.mws Well...the weekend wasn't a total loss. There were some high points:
Dad took me to Game Stop. I traded in SC: Chaos Theory and GT4 and I put a copy of KH II on reserve. Now I have Hitman Blood Money and Kingdom Hearts 2 on reserve and I can't wait for either of them. Sadly, both seem to be slated for release in '06. Damn.
Also, I managed to wring out and squeeze more money out of daddy's pocket for a microphone w/ headset. I just need to get it set up now...Man this is weird.
Anyway, there is some new news from IGN.com about MGS4,..which is a good thing. The trailer they saw has been described as Snake being thrust into a futuristic, war torn city with virtually no cover. It has also been reported that Snake is looking considerably older, with ..*gasp* wrinkles! OH NO! A positive release date and more details are currently being hidden. When imagining this trailer in our minds, we must remember the infamous quote: "Nowhere to hide." What could Kojima be trying to point out to us here? We can only imagine...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/mgs4.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/things_you_need_to_know.mws palyer101 2005-09-19T04:09:01-05:00 <![CDATA[Things You NEED To Know]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/things_you_need_to_know.mws  There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s.

You wouldn't know it from watching Sex and the City, but most women have had fewer than five sex partners. Most men chalk up fewer than 10 sexual conquests in their whole lives.

Both women and men are most likely to have their first orgasm alone.

The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe combined.

A condom will lasts about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break.

The record for male orgasms is 16 in one hour.

According to a 1996 study, homophobia men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuals.

Jews and Atheists have more sex partners than Catholics or Protestants.

A woman sexually peaks in her early 30s, a man in his late teens.

Circumcision for Christian males became widespread after doctors claimed it helped curb self-abuse. (Since this isn't the case, Why is it still happening?)

Thirty percent of men suffer from premature ejaculation.

The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference.

Seventies porn star Annie Sprinkle claims to have had sex with more than 3,000 men.

The average amount of male ejaculate is about one tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.

White women get 97% of boob jobs.

Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more than six sex toys.

August and September are the months with the highest level of sexual activity.

Brainy chicks are kinkier.

College grads have more oral sex than high school dropouts, and with with Ph.D's are twice as likely to want a one-night stand than those with bachelor's degrees.

Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

Premarital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late 1960s.

A 15-year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her husband.

One in three men cheats on his partner, as opposed to one in four women. Only 28% of female cheaters get caught.

Fifteen percent of priests and nuns break their vows of chastity.

The vast majority of men come within six minutes of penetration.

The age of consent in the US is primarily between 16 and 18.

However, in liberal Hawaii, 14-year-olds are allowed to have sex as adults.

For centuries, the Catholic church declared "man on top" the only acceptable position for sex. It's called the missionary position because missionaries were to teach it as part of their efforts to "civilize" non-Christian races.

Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on American males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes and groping in the top five.

The biggest wang on record is 12 inches erect.

J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawrence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi.

Until 1972 in the US, homosexuality was officially a mental illness, classified as such along with schizophrenia and multiple personalities.

The average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/things_you_need_to_know.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/as_the_dusk_slowly_fades_to_twilight.mws palyer101 2005-09-20T11:09:46-05:00 <![CDATA[As the dusk slowly fades to twilight]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/as_the_dusk_slowly_fades_to_twilight.mws I've decided perhaps that it is time to look towards superhero games for inspiration. I mean, we have so much to learn from them.

I need to renew my subscription to Game Informer, it's out after my next issue. The night moves slowly, I don't know what to do. I guess i'll be stuck on this computer for eternity.

Talk to me people, I'm bored and on AIM. Palyer2819, bitches.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/as_the_dusk_slowly_fades_to_twilight.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/spending_time_with_the_moogle.mws palyer101 2005-09-22T12:09:30-05:00 <![CDATA[Spending Time with the Moogle]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/spending_time_with_the_moogle.mws

 I was given the highly rare oppurtunity to talk to Moogle today. Im surprised he didn't just blow me off and ignore me, because I always took him for an asshole.Now having spoke with him, i know this to be very true. he is also one of the funniest people ever. check it out:


[22:27] palyer2819: Anyway, As I was saying, is it true that you only have to be 14 to have sex as an adult in Canada?
[22:28] PudgyMoogle: That's the age of consent.
[22:28] PudgyMoogle: As long as both individuals are BOTH under 18.
[22:28] PudgyMoogle: Once you turn 18, it's 18 and up.
[22:28] PudgyMoogle: But the penalties for consentual sex are less.
[22:29] palyer2819: I am amazed.
[22:29] palyer2819: I should move to Canada with my older sister...<_<
[22:29] PudgyMoogle: Incest is still illegal.
[22:30] palyer2819: I believe you have me mistaken for Noble.
[22:31] PudgyMoogle: Then why the shifty eyes? EH?! EH?!
[22:34] palyer2819: I was going to steal away into the night, hence the shifty eyes.
[22:34] palyer2819: Leave my mother behind...>_>
[22:35] palyer2819: Poor woman.
[22:35] PudgyMoogle: You'd never get across the border.
[22:35] palyer2819: Would they shoot me on sight?
[22:36] palyer2819: Even though I would be be accompanied by an adult?
[22:36] PudgyMoogle: The Tim Horton's National Police Force would snag you as a trespasser.
[22:38] palyer2819: O.o That sucks. Is there any part of the border that isn't guarded by this Tim Horton's National Police Force? A place I could...crawl right in, under the political eye?
[22:38] PudgyMoogle: Do you think you could live in a barrel for a few days?
[22:38] palyer2819: I have in the past...
[22:38] palyer2819: Don't see why I couldn't do it again.
[22:39] palyer2819: My sister on the other hand, my sister might be a bit uncomfortable doing that.
[22:39] PudgyMoogle: How do you feel about possible drowning?
[22:40] palyer2819: My 22 year old sister would be okay with possible drowning. She doesn't suffer from hydrophobia.
[22:41] PudgyMoogle: Well, if you take your barrel over Niagara Falls, they automatically induct you into the Order of the CN Tower.
[22:41] PudgyMoogle: Which makes you a citizen of the Dominion of Canada.
[22:49] palyer2819: Sounds like fun. Which ship would I be stowing away on if I were to do this, say, Saturday night?
[22:50] PudgyMoogle: Ship?
[22:51] PudgyMoogle: No, you have to go over the Falls in the barrel.
[22:51] palyer2819: ...Just the barrel?
[22:51] palyer2819: I see.
[22:51] palyer2819: Well...particular barrel model? Or perhpas a particular make?
[22:52] PudgyMoogle: Wooden.
[22:52] palyer2819: Not metal?
[22:52] palyer2819: Wouldn't alloy be a bit more...NOT deadly?
[22:52] PudgyMoogle: People have been using the wooden ones for years.
[22:53] palyer2819: And how many of them died instantly upon impact? EH?!?
[23:05] palyer2819: I'm not really concerned about myself, just my sister.
[23:05] PudgyMoogle: Well, I won't let you into my country then.
[23:05] palyer2819: Because...?
[23:05] PudgyMoogle: You have a chronic masturbation problem.
[23:06] palyer2819: Yes...well. Err...., That can be fixed..?
[23:08] palyer2819: My sister has the same problem, will she be allowed in, despite the fact that she is also a lesbian?
[23:08] PudgyMoogle: She'll have to pass the strip search, performed by the Prime Minister.
[23:08] palyer2819: Is the Prime Minister hot?
[23:09] PudgyMoogle: Let me get you a picture.
[23:10] * palyer2819 waits patiently
[23:10] PudgyMoogle: http://pm.gc.ca/eng/default.asp
[23:11] palyer2819: How incredibly sexy that man is.
[23:12] palyer2819: Do you have his number? I feel lucky tonight.
[23:13] PudgyMoogle: I will give you the PM's number in exchange for your siste.r
[23:14] palyer2819: ...My sister's number?
[23:14] palyer2819: Okay.
[23:14] palyer2819: 908-8943
[23:14] palyer2819: And I'm not kidding
[23:15] palyer2819: Call it, but she might be in bed at this hour.
[23:15] palyer2819: She works
[23:15] PudgyMoogle: =\
[23:15] PudgyMoogle: The long distance on our telephone was cutoff.
[23:16] palyer2819: But that's her cell phone number....
[23:16] PudgyMoogle: I'll give you the PM's number, but I was hoping you would deliver the siste.r
[23:17] palyer2819: ...I did the best I could. I can't exactly get her packaged and sent. I don't live with her. I mean, honestly Kris, what more do you want? Call her and hit on her
[23:17] PudgyMoogle: I don't have the energy.
[23:17] PudgyMoogle: Deal's OFF!!
[23:18] palyer2819: How about calling her tomorrow and you can see what you think.
[23:18] palyer2819: If you like, I'll have her delivered by Monday
[23:18] PudgyMoogle: No, deal's off.
[23:19] PudgyMoogle: If she's a real lesbian and not a trend lesbian, it's not even worth my time.
[23:19] palyer2819: And the difference between the real and trend lesbians are?
[23:22] PudgyMoogle: Trend lesbians are the girls who just say they're lesbians because they're actually whores.
[23:22] palyer2819: I see. Thank you for once again educating me Moogle.
[23:22] palyer2819: In any case, my sister is the real lesbian. So you're right, it'd be a waste of her time.
[23:23] palyer2819: So, let's just skip the whole "Ship her to me" and just give me the PM's number now.
[23:26] PudgyMoogle: Listen, I said I would help you with your masturbation problem, so I will.
[23:26] PudgyMoogle: BUT not in the way you're fantasizing about right now.
[23:26] palyer2819: Consider the fantasies gone.
[23:28] palyer2819: Ready to help me now?
[23:28] PudgyMoogle: http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/
[23:34] palyer2819: That has got to be the most offensive, yet hilarious article ever. Where do you find this stuff?
[23:36] PudgyMoogle: I can't disclose my sources.
[23:37] palyer2819: Why the fuck not?
[23:37] PudgyMoogle: The lives of several hundred people depend on my sources staying secure.
[23:38] palyer2819: So you're a Secret Agent man?
[23:38] PudgyMoogle: No.
[23:38] palyer2819: So you don't keep the peace?
[23:40] palyer2819: You need to become something more than an online therapist.
[23:40] palyer2819: Your country needs a leader!
[23:41] PudgyMoogle: It HAS a leader.
[23:41] PudgyMoogle: THE PRIME MINISTER!
[23:41] palyer2819: He needs overthrown. He's not even that sexy.
[23:41] palyer2819: Take over Kris. Start a revolution
[23:42] PudgyMoogle: Go read that link I gave you and talk to me tomorrow after you've had a cold shower.
[23:43] palyer2819: I already read it thank you.
[23:43] palyer2819: But I prefer to go to Hell rather than stop wanking.
[23:43] palyer2819: Especially if I'm being taught to control it by THEM.
[23:43] PudgyMoogle: Alright PeeWee/.
[23:43] palyer2819: Thank you.
[23:44] palyer2819: I am a chronic masturbator; and frankly, I don't give a damn.
[23:46] PudgyMoogle: I'm out. I need to go dust one off.
[23:47] palyer2819: Very well
[23:49] PudgyMoogle: That means masturbate.
[23:50] palyer2819: I know. Don't assume that I'm that stupid.
[23:50] palyer2819: Rub one out, dust one off, I get it.
[23:50] PudgyMoogle: Throw the dog a bone.
[23:51] PudgyMoogle: Unleash the rabid wolverine.
[23:51] palyer2819: Choking the bishop.
[23:51] PudgyMoogle: No, my manhood far outshines a mere chess piece.
[23:51] palyer2819: O, I would only assume, great Moogle.
[23:52] palyer2819: You and your enormous penis.
[23:52] PudgyMoogle: Stop talking about my swimsuit area.
[23:53] *** "PudgyMoogle" signed off at Wed Sep 21 23:53:14 2005.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/spending_time_with_the_moogle.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/psa.mws palyer101 2005-09-22T05:09:31-05:00 <![CDATA[PSA]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/psa.mws I taste the metal in my mouth. Am I bleeding?
I feel the breaking and cracking and tugging of my teeth. Am I being punched?
I feel my molars sway under the strain like a bridge in a storm. Am I high?

What will I sacrifice to get what I want? Burnout 3: Takedown? I do not know yet. I do not think that I can claim the prize with such a small offering.

Down Down Down, pick me up i'm falling....



]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/psa.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=123 palyer101 2005-09-27T12:09:04-05:00 <![CDATA[Weekend]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=123 Another very interesting weekend to say the least. :-)
I have decided that Ultimate Spiderman is NOT going to be kept, I'm trading it in for something else. It's not that I didn't like the game, but it did not deliver what I wanted. Also, ...I feel bad for getting rid of it, I didn't even get that far. But from what I've heard, it's not really worth it because the game only takes about six hours to beat (I'd played for about three).
I LOVE my new haircut, it's nice. Really nice. I'm glad that I no longer have to use a comb! lol
From n0w on, I just run my fingers thru it, spike it up, and slap on a little gel. ... I still need to steal (I MEAN BUY MY OWN) of Jen's gel, because her's is so much better.
As for gaming news....There isn't much! lol, Ultimate Spiderman was released this weekend, and it's certainly making a splash. I'm glad to say that I was there to experience it. We Love Katamari was also released not too long ago, but it doesn't seem to be doing so well...hmm...It's one of those "under the radar" budget titles, so that might be what makes people pass it up. But for Chrissakes, it's only $30.
Mom is here with some lunch, so cya later.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/123 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/hefty_griffin.mws palyer101 2005-09-27T10:09:44-05:00 <![CDATA[Hefty Griffin]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/hefty_griffin.mws Tomorrow I'll be getting the new Stewie Griffin DVD WOOT!!!! I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!
also today was the release of the Bloodhound Gang's new cd hefty fine!1 WHo picked it up??? I'm going to get it soon, there is now way I'd pass up a new BG CD. Ahh, so bored...and thirsty...I need soda!! Grr, but we ran out. Mom's bf drank it all dammit!!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/hefty_griffin.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/every_kind_of_word_that_can_be_made_using_the_root_fuck.mws palyer101 2005-09-28T11:09:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Every kind of word that can be made using the root "fuck"]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/every_kind_of_word_that_can_be_made_using_the_root_fuck.mws This has been a long time coming...it was bound to happen. I have been banned from the PSM forums. I do not know for how long, and I don't care either. My sister is the biggest fucking bitch in the history of the world. She has a fucking brain the size of a peanut. FUCK HER. And don't start calling me trying to fucking help, because it won't fucking help. Don't tell me that I love her, because I don't. I won't do shit for that bitch, fuck her.

Anyway, I guess I shall fall victim to the same fate as Moogle. I don't try to put myself in stupid situations. I don't even know if I'll come back. No one there fucking cares about me. So fuck them.  They can fucking kiss my ass and I'll see how fucking much they miss me once I'm fucking gone. There are only a select few people there who even have one fucking shred of respect in them. So if people can't learn to use their fucking manners, the can just fucking kiss my fucking ass. Fucked up people. Stupid fucking people with fucked up logic. And fucked up manners. Grrr. Grrr times one fucking thousand. That's 23 fucks in this fucked up blog entry.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/every_kind_of_word_that_can_be_made_using_the_root_fuck.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/hey_kev_you_just_got_pwned_too_ewww.mws palyer101 2005-09-29T09:09:19-05:00 <![CDATA[Hey Kev, you just got pwned too! Ewww]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/hey_kev_you_just_got_pwned_too_ewww.mws

What's up now?? Hey everyone this is Jenny. Kevin's older sister. He pwned me on my blog so now I'm pwning his. Just so he doesn't think he got away with something magnificant.

Love you Kev.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/hey_kev_you_just_got_pwned_too_ewww.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_father_is_a_cunt.mws palyer101 2005-09-29T04:09:02-05:00 <![CDATA[My Father is a Cunt]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_father_is_a_cunt.mws Why the hell is the number one tag "john mayer?" John Mayer is teh s uck

Anyway, last night, My father called my mother. When she answered the phone...he asked her to go to his house and have sex!!! OMG THAT IS GROSS!!! They're divorced too!!!! Anyway, She said no because it's wrong to do that when you're divorced and she didn't really want to have sex with him anyway...
He called MY cell phone two hours later and said "I thought your mom was going to come to my house to 'pick up some salad'." She was already in bed it was like midnight!!! THAT BASTARD. That RAT FINK. And of course by "salad" he meant "sex." What a fucking airhead...I hate how he does that. Now do you guys see why I hate my father so much??? He pulls stupid fucking stunts like that!!!




]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/my_father_is_a_cunt.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/stewie_griffin_the_untold_story.mws palyer101 2005-09-30T01:09:59-05:00 <![CDATA[Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/stewie_griffin_the_untold_story.mws Okay, so I got the Family Guy movie...
IT's FRICKIN awesome man!! woot!! hahhahaaa!! Alright, so I won't spoil anything, but this movie is definitely laugh out loud funny, and we find out some interesting things about Stewie and his future. The DVD doesn't have too many special features, apart from a nice commentary and a "animatic comparision" that shows you what the movie looks like without the animation. but it does come in two forms, one with the curse words edited out and one with them intact, loud and clear. Some people prefer it edited. Personally, I don't give a fuck. It's still a hilarious movie, definitely a BUY for the Family Guy fans. So, pick it up, or at least rent it. The only thing that may keep you from forking over the cash for it is that it's only about 80 minutes long, but every one of those minutes are sweet and golden.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/stewie_griffin_the_untold_story.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/foxtrot_uniform_charlie_kilo.mws palyer101 2005-09-30T12:09:20-05:00 <![CDATA[Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/foxtrot_uniform_charlie_kilo.mws
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Okay so I got this nice music video from the Bloodhound Gang's new album "Hefty Fine." I hope you like it. If you have never heard of the Bloodhound Gang, then you officially suck and can leave my blog immediately.
NO seriously, the door is to your left. Leave now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/foxtrot_uniform_charlie_kilo.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flcl_fma.mws palyer101 2005-10-02T01:10:11-05:00 <![CDATA[FLCL, FMA]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flcl_fma.mws I am happy
I am happy that fma will be on soon
I wish to watch it

I am also glad that FLCL came on
I love it

I am bored, just watch my damn music video if you are too lol

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/flcl_fma.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/hefty_fine.mws palyer101 2005-10-02T12:10:21-05:00 <![CDATA[Hefty Fine]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/hefty_fine.mws Well I've listened to the new Bloodhound Gang CD from start to finish now, I have a few words to say about it.
IT definitely does not live up to it's prior glory, but that does not make it a bad CD. It starts off with "Balls Out" which is pure BHG all the way. obscene lyrics, innuendo, and all the jazz. Then Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (aka "FUCK") great song, easy to memorize, lots of fun. Then for a song I don't particularly care for "I'm the least you could do." It's okay, but too much techno beat in it to really appeal to me.
"Farting with a walkman on" comes next, and it's not that bad. It's a really repetitive, slow song, with a deep meaning that you have to figure out for yourself. Then "Ralph Wiggum" whom I learned later is a character on the Simpsons. I do not watch the Simpsons, so I do not have any clue what this song is about. It has a nice catchy chorus tho. Then "Something Diabolical" which I like a lot. It's not your average BHG, it's a cryptic, deep, fast paced song with bizzare, devilish lyrics. The chorus in the song is done by HIM, who I think is a singer. "Pennsylvania" comes next which is actually one of my favorites. It's fun and quirky, fast paced, good ol' BHG. Then for another techno song, ugh. "Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss" which doesn't really have any meaning to it other than "thumping" ...Yea, it's definitely not my favorite. The final song, "No Hard Feelings" is pretty good, lots of cursing, and uhh, yea that's it. There is a little bonus at the end of the CD if you listen long enough, a short track called "Hefty Fine" that's by Bam Margera.
Anyway, I'd say buy this CD. It's cheap, and if you are a fan of BHG atall then pick it up or die.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/hefty_fine.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_have_no_clue_what_this_is.mws palyer101 2005-10-02T08:10:44-05:00 <![CDATA[I have no clue what this is. ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_have_no_clue_what_this_is.mws I've found an awesome article written about FLCL. I couldn't post the pics that are supposed to be in it because i'm lazy, so just ingore the lack of pictures and read. With a series as short as this, it makes sense to present the thesis in the very first scene, and FLCL's first scene proves to be the linchpin to the entire series. The scene opens under a bridge in Mabase where Mamimi hangs out most all of the time and where Ta-kun visits occasionally. The dialogue in its entirety is included below: Mamimi: "[practicing batting] Legs spread same width as the shoulders, body tight, then hit the ball like you're defeating the enemy! Here, the pinky finger is the key. And then you just hit, hit, hit! Kaking-bingo!" Ta-kun: "What are you talking about?" M: "He who conquers the left side conquers the world, chief. [swings] Setting the parameters: that's really the hard part." T: "Are you talking about a video game?" M: "Huh? Ta-kun, what are you doing?" T: "Homework." M: "Then why don't you do it at home?" T: "It's not cool." M: "You can do my homework, too, if you want, huh?" T: "Huh? [looks at Mamimi] Your hands are upside-down." M: "Eh? OH! [reverses hands on bat] You should play baseball, too, Ta-kun. ... [accusingly] Why do you always carry around a bat?" T: "Why do you always hang around here by the river?" M: "... [face brightens] Because you know! ... Huh? Now why was it ..." T: "You're in a good mood." M: "[starts fondling Ta-kun]" T: "You smell like cigarettes. The strong ones." M: "I haven't been smoking." T: "Mamimi, why do you always do this?" M: "[starts nuzzling Ta-kun's earlobes] Earlobes." T: "Huh?" M: "If I don't do it I'll overflow." T: "Whadaya mean? What'll happen?" M: "Probably ... something amazing. [both fall over]" ... Ta-kun [voice-over]: "Nothing amazing happens here. Everything is ordinary." And here's some pertinent screen shots: Mamimi holding Ta-kun's bat. The part after "[both fall over]." This scene establishes FLCL's focal leitmotif: batting as sex. The proof for this is very scant right in the beginning, and it will become adundant later on, but you'll have to accept it as an article of faith for now. So, consider this first scene: Mamimi is practicing her swing with Tasku's bat while trying to convince Ta-kun to take up baseball. Ta-kun, however, responds with plain disinterest and even the naive, "Are you talking about a video game?" When we examine the scene through the lens of "batting as sex," however, it becomes this: Mamimi is trying to convince Ta-kun to "take a swing" at the mature world of love and sex (which we know she is familiar with not only because she is practicing batting but because she was dating Ta-kun's brother, Tasku), but Ta-kun, however, is either uninterested or unready. We also learn from Mamimi that Ta-kun always carries around a bat (a red one with the letters "SG" on the side) that belongs to his brother, even though he never swings it and doesn't even play baseball. If batting symbolizes sex, then a bat should appropriately symbolize a penis; so, from a sexual standpoint, the meaning of Tasku's bat is abruptly clear: like most young boys, Ta-kun carries around a penis (a bat) all the time even though he doesn't use it for what it was intended for: sex (swinging the bat in a game). Later on, Ta-kun says this in a voice-over: Ta-kun: "I dreamed about my brother. He was batting, and I was dazzled by his swing. It seemed impossible that anything could have been so perfect." Since batting is associated with sex, batting skill should logically be associated with sexual prowess and experience. We know that Tasku is playing baseball in the US (probably professionally); so, transitively, we also know that Tasku is very sexually experienced. From Ta-kun's voice-over, we learn that Ta-kun deeply admires his brother's skill and, perhaps, wants to be a part of it. But, as becomes clear later on, Tasku's skill also serves as a threat to Ta-kun, because having such a famous brother obviously means that Ta-kun has a big reputation to live up to (which could also account for some of Ta-kun's sexual reticence). Hence, Tasku serves as both a role model and a source of competition for Ta-kun. We get one more substantial look at Ta-kun's sexual attitude when Mamimi starts fondling him. Though you can gather the gist of it from the dialogue up there, this screen shot will add about a thousand words to those: So, at the beginning of the series, Ta-kun's attitude towards sex and love is one of avoidance and discomfort, but also one that masks an underlying yearning and curiosity. The next scene introduces us to another of FLCL's major leitmotifs: Mamimi and Ta-kun are standing at a soda machine when Mamimi orders a drink for the both of them. Mamimi finishes her half of the can and gives the rest to Ta-kun, but then Ta-kun says that it's "too sour" for him. Mamimi shrugs it off and starts walking away; so Ta-kun throws the can on the ground and starts to say, "You know, my brother ... in the US ..." We find out later is that he was actually trying to say, "My brother .. in the US ... has an American girlfriend." Whereas baseball symbolizes sex, here "sour drinks" more generally symbolize the adult romantic life and all of its ups and downs. Mamimi has already started this part of her life (because she has had a boyfriend, Tasku, and she drinks sour things), but Ta-kun hasn't. When Mamimi offered Ta-kun the sour drink it was a similar to when she started molesting him earlier: she was trying to elicit (or force, rather) some sexual curiosity out of him and, literally, "give him a taste" of the adult life that's in store for him. But, instead of accepting it, Ta-kun rejects Mamimi's advances and throws the soda can on the ground. But that wasn't enough to prove his point; so Ta-kun goes even further and tries to tell Mamimi that his brother has found a new girlfriend to replace her (and the fact that Tasku told him but not his girlfriend makes the truth even more hurtful). That way, Ta-kun justifies his refusal of the sour drink by showing Mamimi that all the romance and love she is pursuing will only lead to pain. But Ta-kun doesn't get to finish that sentence about his brother's new girlfriend because-- just when his refusal of sex and love is at its peak-- Haruko charges in on her yellow motorbike and runs him down. The aftermath leaves Ta-kun quite dead; so Haruko revives him by giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. CPR is an innocent enough concept, but here FLCL embellishes it until it's flowing with sexual connotation: Haruko's wind-up ... ... and Mamimi's horrified reaction at seeing another woman lay her lips on Ta-kun. Then, after Haruko revives Ta-kun, she bats his forehead in with her bass guitar. Then she turns him upside-down and starts shaking him, expecting something to fall out of his head. But nothing does; so she leaves, disappointed. Later on, Ta-kun is sitting at home in his room when he notices a horn growing out of his forehead from the place where Haruko hit him: Obviously, this is another phallus, and a much more explicit one than the mostly metaphorical bats and guitars from before. And here's a screen shot from episode six that makes much more sense to put here than where it actually occurs: Now think back to the first scene when Mamimi started fondling Ta-kun and she said this line: "If I don't do it I'll overflow." Mamimi was talking about sexual release; so, considering that, it makes sense to think of this horn as a symbol of repressed sexual energy that's now breaking free, i.e., a sexual awakening. It is worthwhile to point out-- just in case you missed it-- that this sexual awakening would only have come about if Haruko had bashed in Ta-kun's head. This fact coupled with Haruko's unmitigated promiscuity and persistent sexual advances at Ta-kun (to be seen later) means that Haruko is the catalyst of Ta-kun's sexual awakening. From this, we can see a special symmetry if we reexamine the first "sour drinks" scene: just when Ta-kun has made his most forecful stand against love and sex, his own, personal, sexual tormentor comes storming in to reverse the tide. Getting back to Ta-kun and the horn, Ta-kun realizes that he can't go into school tomorrow with a giant erection on his forehead; so he hides it behind a large bandage. Of course this is really a tradeoff because, at school the next day, his classmates simply ridicule him for the bandage itself. But, during this peer pressure scene, one of Ta-kun's classmates (a loudmouthed, bucktoothed, uncouth, slimy fellow named Gaku) says: "Naota, did you hear? The Vespa Woman! ... She has a guitar and a Kuyasako bike! ... Some girl in the other class had her super spicy curry bread stolen! ... And when she stings she leaves a demon's mark that shows you've been doing naughty things, and it never goes away! ... Did she sting you?! You're a pervert! Pervert!" This solidifies the previous associations of the horn with repressed sexual desire (the "demon's mark" showing "naughty things") and of Haruko as a sexual catalyst. Also, note the "spicy curry" line: this is a little prelude to episode 3 when spicy foods (and curry, especially) will take on the same meaning as sour drinks do in this episode. On the way home from school that day, Ta-kun is waiting at a railroad crossing when Haruko shows up again on her motorbike-- though she simply pulls up alongside Ta-kun instead of running him over. The first time they had parted, Haruko had thought that Ta-kun's head wasn't going to sprout anything, but now the bandage he's wearing tells her otherwise. She tries to find out what's under it, but Ta-kun runs away before she can. That's when Haruko decides she needs to get close to him if she's going to use him. After Ta-kun gets back home, he walks down the stairs for dinner, he enters the kitchen, and sees Haruko sitting at the dinner table. Apparently, Ta-kun's father, Kamon, and grandfather have hired her as a live-in housekeeper. During this scene (which is presented as animated manga instead of regular anime), there is this important snippet of dialogue: Haruko: "[aside to Grandpa] ... was watching Taru and he was making out with a high school girl." Kamon: "[enraged] Fondling her yum-yums?! Fondling her cupcakes?! Who's the slut you're fooling around with? ... Ah, your brother is away so [Mamimi's] sinking her fangs into you, Naota! Fondling around! Fooling around! fooly coolly! ... ... What's fooly coolly?" Ta-kun: "How should I know?! I'm still in grade school! You think I'm crazy?!" Though both Kamon and Ta-kun claim they don't know what FLCL means, it's obvious that FLCL or "fooly coolly" == sexual activity (also possibly aberrant, musty, leathery, and dirty, but it would be safer just to stick with "general sexual activity" at this point). After the dinner scene, Ta-kun retreats upstairs. Then he wakes up during the night and wanders downstairs. There he runs into his father, who tells him that he knows that Ta-kun was run over by Haruko because of some snapshots of the incident that Mamimi dropped off. Then Ta-kun interjects: Ta-kun: "Mamimi was here?!" Kamon: "She asked for some of the day-old bread we've got on sale. It's a mimi type of thing, a dreamy type of thing. Is Mamimi's family ... poor, would you say?" Then Ta-kun runs out of the house and up to the bridge where Mamimi usually hangs out under. When they meet, Mamimi is sitting down and cuddling the bag of bread that Kamon gave her: Mamimi: "He gave me ... a lot." Ta-kun: "Did he send you a letter? Hasn't he contacted you at all? My brother, I mean, how much do you like him? M: "It's hard." T: "You saw the sign at our bakery: that bread's old." M: "Watermelon." T: "Huh?" M: "Or like a panda with a mean face. Or like sandals with pressure points drawn on them. Or the smell of a blackboard eraser. Or a sunday morning where you wake up and it's raining. Well, I like you more than hard bread. [holds Ta-kun]" T: "Why don't you stop that? [fondling] You know, he has a--" This is the scene where Ta-kun finally tells Mamimi about Tasku's new girlfriend, but the dialogue before that was rather significant. Though none of it ties into FLCL's focal leitmotifs, it does describe Mamimi's attitude towards Ta-kun very well: Tasku (the first-rate, baseball star "fresh bread" of the Nandaba bakery) left her, so all Mamimi has left is the leftovers, the second choice, and the "day-old bread," a.k.a. Ta-kun, Tasku's little brother. But she does soften the blow by saying, "Well, I like you more than hard bread." Though this does mean that Ta-kun is more than just a fallback position to Mamimi, it doesn't mean that he's much more. This is a crucial point because it elaborates some of Mamimi's behavior near the end of the series. But, after Ta-kun tells her about Tasku's new American girlfriend, Mamimi grabs her head and doubles over in pain, saying that she's going to "overflow." Then Ta-kun, too, reacts, and the horn on his forehead grows so large that two robots spring out of it. One robot is a red humanoid with a television monitor for a face, and the other is a giant hand: (During the battle, the red robot's television displays a graphic that is later shown to be the symbol of the "Pirate King," Attimusk) As the battle gears up, in the distance the Medical Mechanica (MM) plant lights up, as if it's responding to Ta-kun or the energies involved in the fight. At the end of the battle, the humanoid robot defeats the hand by crushing the giant eye located in its palm and tearing out its core. After the battle, Haruko tames the victor (the red robot) by bashing his head with her guitar. When she does, the robot's color fades from a fierce red to a subdued, green beige (this will be addressed in the next episode): After the climax, Ta-kun kicks off a perfunctory coda by saying: Ta-kun: "Anyway, the Band-Aid came off. The horn is gone. Nothing amazing happens here. Only the ordinary." The meaning of the first two sentences is clear: Ta-kun is relived that his repressed sexual energy has finally subsided and he can go back on with his normal life. But the last two sentences are more cryptic. One has to wonder why Ta-kun repeats his "Nothing amazing," mantra here (and for the rest of the series), since it is emphatically disproven in every single episode. In this episode alone, an alien woman has batted him around (and killed him) with her bass guitar and giant robots have sprung out his head and fought to the death, but no: "Nothing amazing. Only the ordinary." Since Ta-kun doesn't even find that amazing, it's likely that he would never find anything amazing. This paints Ta-kun as a persistent whiner who grumbles so loudly about nothing happening to him that he doesn't even notice it when it runs him down like a motorbike with an alien at the helm. But, if we take a closer look, this isn't the meaning at all. First, recall these lines from the very first scene: Mamimi: "If I don't do it I'll overflow." Ta-kun: "Whadaya mean? What'll happen?" M: "Probably ... something amazing." Mamimi said that sexual release would lead to "something amazing," so, in Ta-kun's coda, he uses his "Nothing amazing" mantra as a way to further negate the progress of his sexual awakening. In effect, he's saying, "My horn is gone, it's all over now: false alarm. It won't happen again; nothing amazing happens here. Only the ordinary. Let's keep it that way." The connection is a bit tenuous, but far more relevant than the "persistent whiner" interpretation of before. But, if that were the final word in the first episode, it would mean that FLCL is about a sexual awakening that is successfully thwarted and contained at every turn. So the writers provide counterpoint with another "sour drinks" scene, and this ends up being the last frame of the first episode: Mamimi orders another sour drink from the soda machine, Ta-kun still grumbles about it being too sour, but he drinks it anyway. Ta-kun's sexual awakening will obviously take time, but this is a definite sign that he is beginning to loosen up.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_have_no_clue_what_this_is.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_tiny_taste_of_nudity.mws palyer101 2005-10-03T11:10:39-05:00 <![CDATA[A tiny taste of nudity ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_tiny_taste_of_nudity.mws Have you ever wondered what Evil Jared Hasselhoff's penis looks like? Well, the Bloodhound Gang was recently in Germany, on a talk show. Now, the host makes a point of emphasizing that there are no censorship laws in their country like there is here, so the entire audience was allowed to stare in awe as Jared flashed everyone. OH yea, and Jimmy Pop was there. The video is a bit long, but very worth your time: http://tvtotal.prosieben.de/components/videoplayer/0777/0777-00-08-wm_broadband.html

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_tiny_taste_of_nudity.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/interview_with_beege.mws palyer101 2005-10-04T02:10:26-05:00 <![CDATA[Interview with Beege]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/interview_with_beege.mws

I was given a fine oppurtunity to sit down and speak with Beege Kun (a.k.a. Sociopath) about Resident Evil. I've had a number of discussions before with him but it seemed appropriate that I share this one. I come to him with RE questions because he seems to be the guru. Now, observe:


[12:30] palyer2819: Okay, so the Garden Maze didn't scare you in RE4, but did the regenerators?
[12:32] Beege Kun: Not really, just surprise that they didn't "die" properly.. I don't really attribute "scare" the same way others do..for me, getting scared is a lasting sensation.. sense of ill.. Whereas "surprise" is what modern day "thrillers" use in their films..loud noises and flashy lights to make you jump..
 
  The burlap sack in the dumpster in the cell room hall was the closet to me being 'scared'
[12:33] palyer2819: You are a very intelligent person, with interesting views on "fear"
[12:33] Beege Kun: Not really..just the way it should be
[12:34] palyer2819: so which do you think is better in games? The "scare" or the "surprise"
[12:36] Beege Kun: Well from what I HEARD.. games like..what was it..Grim Fandango I believe..are waaaay better at scaring..surprise is alright if done well..like buddy bursting out of the oven..that one I didn't see coming.. or when you KNOW something is coming and it's the anticipation..ie with the regenerate..So a healthy medium of the two i suppose.. either can get old quickly
[12:38] palyer2819: Hmm. i see. So will you be buying the PS2 version of the game? (did i already ask you that...can't remember sorry)
[12:39] Beege Kun: Nope you did na..and I dunno, perhaps..if there's soemthing "special" added into it
[12:42] palyer2819: What are your thoughts on Resident Evil 5? Are you excited? And what can they do to that one (esp. with it being on next gen consoles) to make the series even better. And, do you think it'll be able to revolutionize and breathe new life into the survival horror genre like RE4 "supposedly" did?
[12:47] Beege Kun: What am I the game director? This sounds like Q and A with Shinji Mikami...
 
 
  I don't know really. There's too little info to go on. They seem rather fond of things and how it will potential  go but from interview even THEY aren't sure yet what it's to be..Most likely a fib in that department but you have to in that line of work.
  I suppose they'll keep the same formula and build upon it. It worked for RE4.. as RE1 and 2 did well.. they'll esentially make it the same with some new advances and graphics and the like.. Then it'll start petering out again then they'll need a new direction. Seems a small reality that they might try to tie up things with this game.. We for sure knwo it'll fix up current events and what happened to the others (Jill, Chris, Barry, Claire, etc)
[12:48] palyer2819: I just wish I'd played the other games so that I wouldn't be so fuckin lost now...
 
 btw, I am interviewing you for a blog entry of ime
[12:48] palyer2819: *mine
[12:49] Beege Kun: oh gravy..
[12:49] palyer2819: that's why I'm being so "Q and A with Shinji Mikami"
[12:49] palyer2819: you don't like the sound of that do you?
[12:51] Beege Kun: Meh, doesn't really matter to me
[12:55] palyer2819: When the RE series ends, do you think there is a possibility they'll try spinoffs like Naughty Dog is doing with the Jak and Daxter racing game?
[12:57] Beege Kun: Well they do have technical spinoff games now..If you consider those Gun Survivor games and that "Resident Evil Please Wait" title. I doubt it though. Hoenstly, seeing and KNOWING Jill was in, Marvel Vs Capcom was it? I'd like to see an RE fighting game..as a nice novelty. Essentially I doubt they will do anything, probably just start a new series or take soemthing from their current empire and create a wholly new experience from there
[12:58] Beege Kun: **restart**
[12:58] *** "Beege Kun" signed off at Tue Oct 04 12:58:14 2005.
[12:59] *** "Beege Kun" signed on at Tue Oct 04 12:59:17 2005.
[13:01] palyer2819: I think my favorite character from RE4 would have to be Salazar
[13:02] palyer2819: Was Ada Wong as hot in previous Resident Evils as she is in RE$?
[13:02] palyer2819: *RE4
[13:03] Beege Kun: Graphical intergity was lacking so you can't accurately measure "hotness".. It would be like trying to compare an apple to a 2-d 16bit orange
[13:03] palyer2819: Okay was she as "Mysterious?"
[13:03] Beege Kun: Yes
[13:04] palyer2819: And did Leon kick her ass like he did in the bedroom?
[13:06] Beege Kun: No.. More like he knocked her out of the path of Annette's bullet taking it himself. Then "avenging" her when Birkin came a-knocking on the tram ride to the labs.. Also refusing to give her the G-Virus sample near the end to which she finally gave up. Her beretta was empty, no clip in it. Annette came by again to fire another shot afore her death and Leon couldn't hold on to Ada over the rail any longer so she "died"
  Yet what is quite obviously HER voice at the end of the "B" game where you fight "Mr X" for the last time. She throws you the rocket launcher
[13:09] palyer2819: Hmm. Sounds highly interesting.
 
 
 Something I'm confused about.......Umm, Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Wesker "die" at the end of the first Resident Evil? And if so....how is Ada supposed to be working for him in RE4? WAS SHE even working for him in RE4?
[13:16] Beege Kun: Speculation is all us 'nroms' can go on currently. Wesker's intention was to sell himself to the competing enterprising against Umbrella. It was long past his time to get out for most people employed there had a habit of getting a little black box as a present. So, he would collect the BOW research and 'kill himself' making it easier to offer himself to the other companies. Birkin had whipped him up a special brand of T-Virus so when he release the Tyrant, it had indeed struck a fatal blow.. had Wesker not injected the serum just before...
  Now in RE 2, his company was also in search of the G-Virus sample. PERHAPS the same company Wesker was in for. He was secluded during this escapade. He had however, needed to save her for he thought her useful in the future. Hunk collected the G-virus sample from the initail Umbrella raid, while the sample Leon had from Sherry.. He "threw away" which wesker's team collected.
[13:18] Beege Kun: So we surmise that Ada and Wesker were in on the same company together, Ada being a contract freelanced mercenary, was only hired. Too many holes to accurately potray a reliable answer. So we can simply assume he/they 'kept her on' and in the future as Umbrella went down, Wesker wished to run his ex company. They gave a certains ense of order to things. Or maybe it's some type of "gift" that the competetors gave to him. Even maybe he destroyed those that he worked for.. The nature of Wesker is a true mystery
[13:22] palyer2819: Is that why you like him so much?
[13:23] Beege Kun: One of the many


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/interview_with_beege.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/teh_b_ored.mws palyer101 2005-10-05T11:10:11-05:00 <![CDATA[teh b ored]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/teh_b_ored.mws You might think that because the X05 convention just took place in Amsterdam I'm going to blog about it. Well you're wrong. HA! I hate Microsoft's consoles.
Anyway,...I love Resident Evil 4. Sure I've had it for a long time, but it just doesn't get old. I still enjoy it. AND I'm getting the PS2 version..can't wait for that.

Umm...I am teh b ored. So bye now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/teh_b_ored.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=137 palyer101 2005-10-09T04:10:14-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=137 I saw the movie Serenity yesterday. It was good and I thought it's one of the best films i've seen in quite some time.
I go back to school tomorrow. i dont' want to. I'm still listening to the Hefty Fine album.

I think I want the Xbox 360. It is looking nice.


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/137 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=138 palyer101 2005-10-09T04:10:09-05:00 <![CDATA[Fooly Cooly]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=138 I saw the second episode of Fooly Cooly yesterday. Good fun. I like it alot. Okay I'm really bored...so I'm going to go read some stuff about FLCL...bye.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/138 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_first_day_of_school.mws palyer101 2005-10-10T04:10:08-05:00 <![CDATA[The First Day of School]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_first_day_of_school.mws Okay the first day of school....wow. how gay.
I didn't have a lot of fun, but it was great to see all of my friends again. We all laughed and talked about shit that happened over the break. I'm glad that I'm no longer mad at Elliot...we're friends again. Now that I'm home all I want to do is murder my teachers. I have some math homework that I don't really understand, but I'll just trudge thru it. Becky is all pissed off cuz she has a bazillion assignments. I just laughed and told her that she had better get damn used to it. I'm afraid that one of these days I'll become one of those people...those people I laugh at every day...the ones that hate their lives. I don't want to hate my life and I don't want to hate everything I do. That'd probly drive me to suicide.
Anyway, I am actually excited about the Xbox 360 now. I might have told you that earlier, but I'm re-emphasizing it. I want it. And maybe i can get it...with good grades.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_first_day_of_school.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/need_to_know.mws palyer101 2005-10-11T04:10:52-05:00 <![CDATA[Need to Know]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/need_to_know.mws There is this girl that I know. I first met her earlier this year. I never knew she knew my name...
I think she's hitting on me. She's actually....friendly to me. Girls are not friendly to Kevin so this is something new. I don't know how to react. Another thing..on the first day of school (yesterday) she made a point of picking a seat next to me and she asked how things were over my break. She says hi to me in the hallway, and even laughs at my potty humor. And in class today, she came in and touched me. Actually ruffled my hair and said hi in her cheerful voice like she does.
So I need to know...is this girl flirting with me? How should I react?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/need_to_know.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/polyamorous.mws palyer101 2005-10-11T06:10:23-05:00 <![CDATA[Polyamorous]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/polyamorous.mws

Video code provided by HotCodez.com

Something tells me this was featured on MTV's Video Mods, but it's still cool.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/polyamorous.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/too_late.mws palyer101 2005-10-12T05:10:46-05:00 <![CDATA[Too Late]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/too_late.mws I think I made a mistake...
I think I pushed her away...
The mysterious girl mentioned before in my last entry made no passes at me, didn't even say hello to me today. I've done the same thing before: I pushed her away by not showing interest. I just dunno how to react to kindness so when I actually do start receiving it I don't realize it until it's too late. Now I feel horrible.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/too_late.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jack_thompson_gets_some_good_old_fashioned_well_deserved_ass_kicking.mws palyer101 2005-10-12T10:10:50-05:00 <![CDATA[Jack Thompson Gets Some Good Old Fashioned, Well Deserved Ass Kicking]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jack_thompson_gets_some_good_old_fashioned_well_deserved_ass_kicking.mws

http://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=5883

Stupid ass Jack Thompson is up to his old tricks again. Looks like he's pulling some stupid fucking stunt to try and stop the violence. Well I have one thing to say to him. FUCK YOU. You fucking cocksucker.

Anyway, the webcomic Ctrl-Alt-Del got in on the action and made this hilarious, and yet inspiring comic.

http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-10-12

pwned. simply put. That was pwnage.

And if good old Jack just can't get enough of the pwning, he got ANOTHER ass whipping from Gabe from Penny-Arcade. Just look:

http://penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10-12#braying Just read the part titled "Jack Thompson"

Gosh Jack you are a dumbass. I think the world (and the gene pool) would be a lot better off without you.


P.S. I doubt any of you will actually bother to click and read these links. Even if you do, you probably won't give a damn so why do I bother.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/jack_thompson_gets_some_good_old_fashioned_well_deserved_ass_kicking.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/love_to_hate_to_love.mws palyer101 2005-10-13T06:10:12-05:00 <![CDATA[Love to Hate to Love]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/love_to_hate_to_love.mws You know those things you love to hate? Those things that when you mention them or see them or remember them, they cause a feeling of loneliness, or do you know those things that will cause you to be struck with a sudden realization like, your friends hate you, or you are living a lonely life. Like that emo song that they play on MTV every morning, and it reminds you that the world is a wonderful place. Or like the feeling you get when you walk by your high school and you wish you were back in there, right then and there. An example of these things could also be a person. Like that person who is living so much better than you. That boy/girl who has all the best friends and it seems like he's fucking two different people every week. Or maybe a celebrity that lives so perfectly, gets to do whatever he wants when he wants. Or maybe that person at school who is always giggling at something or joking around with his friends, because his social life is so fufilling. You see those people and you realize that you have been missing out on something your whole life. But that's not even the worst part. The worst part is being struck with the realization that that thing you are missing out on....may not ever happen to you.


You know one of those things hate to love?
For me, MySpace.com is one of those things.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/love_to_hate_to_love.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/atomic_sodomy.mws palyer101 2005-10-14T05:10:05-05:00 <![CDATA[Atomic Sodomy]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/atomic_sodomy.mws "YES! ATOMIC SODOMY!"

"I didn't want any genitals on my poster, just nudity."

Those were two things said today that I had to share because they were just too funny. Esp. the atomic sodomy part.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/atomic_sodomy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jack_thompson_scared_little_bitch.mws palyer101 2005-10-17T04:10:40-05:00 <![CDATA[Jack Thompson: Scared Little Bitch]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jack_thompson_scared_little_bitch.mws Okay, to follow standard suit of my blog, I will now relay some gaming news from Slashdot.org:
Jack Thomspon has withdrew his $10,000 offer to anyone who made "his" video game. He promised to donate the money to charity, but now since the offer has been withdrew, ..well it's pretty self-explanitory. Us gamers can only hope that this is because he gave in to pressure, particulary the "Open Letter to Jack Thompson" that Ctrl-Alt-Del published on their website, and the blatant flaming he received on Penny Arcade. Or maybe it's just because he was afraid that if the game got made, he would have to sue himself. Haha.

In "life" news, >.>
My jeans ripped wide open today. I realized that if the rip got big enough, I'd be able to fondle myself without anyone noticing, so I guess that's a positive side. Ha.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/jack_thompson_scared_little_bitch.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flcl.mws palyer101 2005-10-17T08:10:12-05:00 <![CDATA[FLCL]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flcl.mws

I've found a new favorite TV show. It's the best thing since Cowboy Bebop. It's called Fooly Cooly, or Furi Kuri, or FLCL. Whichever you prefer. It comes on adult swim. The show chronicles the sexual awakening of Ta-kun, this little 12 year old boy who isn't quite ready for sex and the "adult" life. But he eventually loosens up, through a string of bizzare events, and ...dammit It's so hard to explain this show because it's pretty weird, but so totally awesome. It's not even questionable how awesome this show is. Here, read this thing: 

http://www.emgmonthly.com/v7/page.php?p=ani/flcl_1.txt

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/flcl.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sonic_the_hedgehog.mws palyer101 2005-10-17T11:10:28-05:00 <![CDATA[Sonic the Hedgehog!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sonic_the_hedgehog.mws

my pet! 

I just adopted Sega's greatest video game icon of all time! Try to beat that!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/sonic_the_hedgehog.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=149 palyer101 2005-10-18T10:10:21-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=149 Well, the new Tag Index feature is nice. HAHA OMG I'M LIKE THE FIRST PERSON TO NOTICE IT!!! lol, just kidding. But seriously, It's cool. I'm not sure how useful it will be, but from now on I'll only use tags when I actually have something important to say. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/149 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_re4_hype.mws palyer101 2005-10-19T04:10:30-05:00 <![CDATA[The RE4 Hype]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_re4_hype.mws Okay, to follow standard suit of this blog, i'm going to spew some random thoughts about video games.

Resident Evil 4. It came out for the Gamecube, and took the world by storm. It's safe to say that the jump from Resident Evil: Nemesis to RE4 is the biggest leap a franchise has ever made. IT's easily the best Gamecube game ever, and the best Resident Evil to date. Every gamecube owner should (and probably already does) own a copy of it. But, all good things must come to an end. For those of you who only own a Gamecube, and don't own a PS2, you're getting screwed, cuz here comes Resident Evil 4 for the PS2.
The game is going to be better than the Gamecube version, first of all. There is no denying it. It's just going to be flat out awesome. There will be new costumes, new weapons, but here's the kicker: MORE ADA! There will be at least FIVE more ada missions than just "Assignment Ada" in the game. The graphics will not be as good, granted, but they will only be roughly 2% worse. That's barely noticable. So, that's practically the only negative.
I'm just SO FUCKING excited about this game, but here's the real, REAL kicker: I'M GETTING IT!!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_re4_hype.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuck_you_jack_thompson_you_just_got_fuckin_pwned.mws palyer101 2005-10-19T04:10:10-05:00 <![CDATA[FUCK YOU JACK THOMPSON YOU JUST GOT FUCKIN PWNED!!!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuck_you_jack_thompson_you_just_got_fuckin_pwned.mws

http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10-17#braying

FUCK YOU JACK THOMSPON. You have the IQ of a FUCKING RAT and PennyArcade has bigger balls then you will ever have!!!! I could go on for an hour, talking about all of this BULLSHIT but I wont. If you play videogames, than you probably know about Jack Thompson. If you do know about Jack Thompson, then go ahead and click this link.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fuck_you_jack_thompson_you_just_got_fuckin_pwned.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jackfuckintho.mws palyer101 2005-10-20T02:10:46-05:00 <![CDATA[Jack-fuckin-Tho... ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jackfuckintho.mws

YAY! Looks like ol' Jacko is under investigation. If the damn organization that's in charge of this ordeal knows what the fuck they're doing they'll take his goddamm license to practice law away and perhaps..."stop" him from contacting people in such offensive ways. Oh yea, and take him off the goddamm TV tube. Anyway, here's a fun link for you to click on.

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20051019-5458.html

If everything falls into place, then maybe Jack Thompson will realize one thing: Don't fuck with geeks en masse.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/jackfuckintho.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=153 palyer101 2005-10-22T06:10:34-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=153 TIME TO ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT!
TIME TO HANG OUT WITH MY WANG OUT!
TIME TO SING OUT WITH MY DING OUT!

In other words,
IT'S TIME TO PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/153 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/conversation_with_larissa.mws palyer101 2005-10-22T06:10:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Conversation with Larissa]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/conversation_with_larissa.mws [17:36] palyer2819: Listen here.
[17:36] palyer2819: I'm not going to be a rapist when i grow up
[17:36] rissa2cute: i never said that
[17:36] rissa2cute: kyle just said i did
[17:36] palyer2819: Then tell kyle to shut the fuck up
[17:36] palyer2819: He's a pussy whipped bitch
[17:37] rissa2cute: no
[17:37] palyer2819: Another thing, .......God I forgot what I was going to say
[17:37] rissa2cute: hes one of my best  friends
[17:38] palyer2819: Then you need to rethink your definition of friends
[17:38] palyer2819: Your friends suck ass
[17:38] rissa2cute: dont even go talking about my friends
[17:38] palyer2819:
 You've had a lotta dick
 Had a lotta dick
 I've had a lotta time
 Had a lotta time
 You've had a lotta dick Chasey
 But you ain't had mine
[17:40] rissa2cute: ok..
[17:42] palyer2819:
 I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
 And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
 And whatever happens next is all a blur,
 But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
 And when you finally regain consciousness,
 You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
 And the prison guard looks the other way,
 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day,
 I hope this helps to emphasize,
 I hope this helps to clarify,
 I hope you die,
 ...I hope you die!.
 
 
[17:43] rissa2cute: lol okay
[17:43] rissa2cute: but i g2g
[17:43] palyer2819: fine
[17:43] palyer2819: haha
[17:43] rissa2cute: ?
[17:43] palyer2819: Just remember what I said.
[17:44] rissa2cute: you hope i die?
[17:44] rissa2cute: lol
[17:44] palyer2819: About you getting raped in prison.
[17:44] palyer2819: Or did you not catch that part?
[17:44] rissa2cute: didnt catch that
[17:45] palyer2819: Here it is again:
  And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
  And whatever happens next is all a blur,
  But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:45] rissa2cute: okay whatever
[17:45] rissa2cute: i g2g me and jessie are going outside bye
[17:45] palyer2819: BYE
[17:45] palyer2819: DAMMIT
[17:46] rissa2cute: dont talk to me like that
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
[17:46] palyer2819:   And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
   And whatever happens next is all a blur,
   But you remember "fist" can be a verb,

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/conversation_with_larissa.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=155 palyer101 2005-10-23T07:10:31-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=155 I bought Shadow of the Colossus today. The game is innovative, beautiful, and the gameplay is pretty nice. But the best thing about it: Giant Stone Monsters. :) the only problem is that the camera doesn't move the way you want it too, EVER. The fights with the camera are more brutal than the fights with the colossi. ALso, when the camera gets going fast, the framerate slows down and makes everything ugly blurry.
I caught a cold this weekend, it's horrible. My head feels like it's gonna explode and there is mucus piling up in my head. Plus my throat aches and I can't breathe. Fuck Life, I hate it.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/155 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/shadow_of_the_colossus.mws palyer101 2005-10-24T02:10:18-05:00 <![CDATA[Shadow of the Colossus]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/shadow_of_the_colossus.mws

Okay, now that I have time to sit down and actually DISCUSS shadow of the colossus...i'll do it.

The game is great. Duh. First off, the story. A boy is riding his horse across many different enviornments, and he seems to be carrying a sack in his lap. After maybe seven excruciating minutes of riding on horse, the boy stops finally and gets off the horse, taking the "sack" into a temple. he then agonizingly slowly lays it down on a pedestal and then, with sudden quickness, whips off the sheet and we realize that this was not a sack, but a person. It's female, and she's dead. Then, a great God speaks to a boy in a language we can't understand, saying that if he wishes to revive the female from death, he must do his bidding. the god, named Dormin, requests that he slay 16 Colossi, which is the plural form of "colossus." The beasts lay throughout the land.

Needless to say, the beasts are VERY large. you must scale them, then plunge your sword into their "glowing" vital spots, which I jokingly refer to as the beasts's genitals.

Now for the gameplay, it's tough to get used to. Jumping and clinging to things takes practice. There are only two weapons in the game, the sword and the bow 'n' arrow. You have infinite arrows. You also have a horse, which will be a nightmare trying to control at first but then you get used to it. Anyway, ride your horse around and hold your sword up in the sunlight to see where the next colossus is.

now for graphics. The visuals are stunning, and each monster is unique and different. The enviornments are large and beautifully rendered, and this game almost looks next gen. So what seperates it? The characters don't look too realistic, and the framerate slows down considerably when things start moving fast.

The only problem with the game (like I said before) is the camera. The camera sucks, and controlling it is harder than trying to break a horse. Luckily for you, yours is already trained. :)

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/shadow_of_the_colossus.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=157 palyer101 2005-10-24T08:10:49-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=157 Shadow of the Colossus update.
So far today, reached the tenth Colossus. the ninth one took me an hour to beat. The game is getting more challenging.
More tomorrow!~

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/157 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/in_trouble.mws palyer101 2005-10-26T02:10:32-05:00 <![CDATA[In Trouble]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/in_trouble.mws

Okay, so I get really upset yesterday and kicked a HUGE GAPING HOLE right through my sister's bedroom door. Because of that, no more of the things I love. As in, no more Internet or video games. I'm managing to blog this, because I'm at school. As for my sister....Well, byebye privacy. I guess that's punishment enough for irking me.

Anyway, I won't be finishing Shadow of the Colossus anytime soon, because of the punishment being enforced, SO i'll get back to you on that sometime around Monday.


Jen, if you're reading this, I hope you haven't decided to skip out on our plans. Not that I would have any say in you doing so...I mean..it's YOUR decision, I can't stop you.

I decided I want to pick up Far Cry for the PC, but then I thought "no, better yet, I'll get F.E.A.R." F.E.A.R. is a new FPS for the PC that I've heard good things about. I dunno if it'll run on my machine, but if it doesn't then guess who's asking for a new graphics card this Christmas!

Anyway I'll be picking up Resident Evil 4 for the PS2 this weekend, so that might interfere with tying up the last few colossi in SotC. Because Leon takes priority over little boys who slay mountains. I shouldn't even have to tell you WHY i'm getting RE4 for the PS2, it's an obvious choice for any PS2 owner this month.

Anyway, I have no school tomorrow or Friday so WOOT. But I won't be able to blog then either, ...So bye for now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/in_trouble.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=160 palyer101 2005-10-31T01:10:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Happy Halloween]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=160

Happy Halloween everyone!

If it can be called that...

I figured that (since I don't dress up and steal candy) I'd just sit on our porch this halloween and blast some Bloodhound Gang music to scare and confuse all the people wondering around.
Or not.

I'd be content just sitting inside, playing some Shadow of the Colossus or Resident Evil 4. They have the same effect of euphoria that BHG induces.

Anyway, I'm out for now. Class is starting, I'll be late. Have a good holiday everyone.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/160 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/games_biggest_scares.mws palyer101 2005-11-01T01:11:12-05:00 <![CDATA[Game's Biggest Scares]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/games_biggest_scares.mws

Okay, so I find this article where some of the best game developers were polled to see what games scare them, here's what they think:

(http://www.gamecloud.com/article.php?article_id=2097)

Todd Hollenshead - id Software

DOOM 3! Of course.

John Romero - former id and Ion Storm designer

I love horror movies and for some reason I haven’t played a lot of the classic horror games like Silent Hill, the early Resident Evil games, etc. But I’d have to say that Resident Evil 4 is probably the scariest game I’ve played simply because of the continual onslaught of zombies and miniboss enemies and because the game is pretty brutal and you sometimes have to take a mental break and prepare to deal with the next area.

My personal second scariest game was probably the Ravenholm section of Half Life 2. Man, when those screaming, galloping zombies are tearing around on top of a building and coming at you or clawing their way up a drainpipe – it’s INSANE!


American McGee - Enlight Software

Mine would have to be Quake, but my experience happened before the game was released. I was in the office by myself one night at around 3AM, working on adding some demonic atmospheric sounds to a level. The office was pitch dark and completely silent. I was wearing headphones in order to better hear the sound placement. Suddenly I started feeling like I wasn't alone, as if there was some presence behind me. In my headphones was some satanic chant ambient sound. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up. I ripped the headphones off, turned around, then realized that for some reason, the chant could still be heard full-volume. I freaked! Bolting out of the office I didn't even bother to lock the door. I have a hard time thinking of a time where I was more frightened by a game or otherwise.

So that's what a FEW of them had to say, but what about me? not that anyone cares about my opinion, but here we go:

Resident Evil. Duh.

Silent Hill

Some of the Tomb Raiders (don't ask me why, lol)

And the scariest game of all time is:
Barbie's Horse Adventure

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/games_biggest_scares.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=163 palyer101 2005-11-03T01:11:38-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=163

Science class is killing me. The sonofawhore teacher has given us TWO assignemnts every day this week for homework, and I already have to stay after school today to make up the test I missed because of my dentist appointment. Jesus. Tonight I have to do chapter 5 vocabulary terms and I need to finish outlining section 1 on my self notes.

That probably made no sense to you. But this might. Microsoft is a canniving little snake. Those bastards. They are trying to 'heighten the hype' of the xbox 360 by deliberately slowing down production and giving limited numbers of the system to retailers on the release date. Why? So they can say it "sold out in a day" thus making people more excited and therefore they will be more prone to buy the console.

Now for the good news. the Xbox 360 will likely be half the price of the PS3. So that means you may want to reconsider which gaming machine to purchase during this revolution depending on the size of your wallet. Me? I'm not getting either one, I'm poor.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/163 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=164 palyer101 2005-11-03T09:11:48-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=164 Beating RE4. It was boring. Not only that, the audio was bad. But now we get to the goodies. Separate Ways. It's good. Ada, She is hot. She has sex-eey moves.
The costumes, they are good. Esp. Leon's.
The guns, they are even better. Esp. the Chicago Typewriter.
The Mercanaries,...I was never a fan of it, but it's not a bad way to pass the time.
The movie viewer, great for those times when you're with your buddy, "oh man, you have GOT to see this cut-scene!"
And Ada's Report. Pretty interesting, and reveals the most major plot detail in the game. One that will shock, and maybe even haunt you.
Then there's Assignment Ada. There's no real reason to beat it. All it does is enable you to get the Chicago Typewriter in Separate Ways, which isn't that big of a deal. But I guess it would be nice to see Ada Wong holding a big machine gun like that.
Don't forget the Making of Resident Evil 4 DVD. It's pretty nice, but it's nothing you haven't heard on G4 or Gamespot or IGN before.
Alas, that's all I have to say about Resident Evil 4 right now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/164 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/conversation_with_dave.mws palyer101 2005-11-04T05:11:19-05:00 <![CDATA[Conversation with Dave]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/conversation_with_dave.mws Here we go Jen, I talked to the guy who called you a bulldyke. I scared him off so he blocked me. HAHA. So this is for you. [16:50] babemasterdave99: whazzup lil k [16:50] palyer2819: .. [16:50] palyer2819: who is this [16:50] babemasterdave99: dave [16:50] palyer2819: .. [16:50] babemasterdave99: cripe [16:50] palyer2819: I see [16:50] palyer2819: You called my sister a BULLDYKE? [16:51] babemasterdave99: ur the kid with the carpet munchin sister [16:51] palyer2819: .. [16:51] palyer2819: okay [16:51] palyer2819: umm could you like..STOP with the insults? [16:51] babemasterdave99: matt said she was fine [16:51] babemasterdave99: so shes cool [16:51] palyer2819: Matt calls all my sisters "fine" [16:51] babemasterdave99: hot lesbian action [16:52] babemasterdave99: well he said somethin like "hot" [16:52] palyer2819: ... [16:52] palyer2819: I'm sorry I don't share your enthusiasm [16:52] babemasterdave99: s u the skinny kid [16:52] babemasterdave99: so* [16:52] palyer2819: I am relatively Skinny, but I'd rather be that than have hideous girth [16:53] babemasterdave99: matt showed me all his friends in his year book [16:53] babemasterdave99: and who the hell r u callin fat [16:53] palyer2819: *sigh* No noe. [16:53] palyer2819: *one [16:53] babemasterdave99: so ur not that thomas fag [16:53] palyer2819: Not really... [16:53] palyer2819: The fag part [16:54] babemasterdave99: ok [16:54] palyer2819: WOW you're a racist [16:54] babemasterdave99: so u r thomas [16:54] palyer2819: and a homophobe [16:54] babemasterdave99: imnot a racist [16:54] palyer2819: And i'm not thomas [16:54] babemasterdave99: ok [16:54] babemasterdave99: good [16:54] palyer2819: "little k" remember [16:54] palyer2819: sheesh c'mon [16:54] babemasterdave99: o yeah [16:55] babemasterdave99: why do u think im a racist [16:55] palyer2819: Let's see: [16:55] babemasterdave99: i love the blacks [16:55] *** "babemasterdave99" signed on at Fri Nov 04 16:55:17 2005. [16:55] babemasterdave99: and the mexicans(well kindA) [16:55] palyer2819: ur the kid with the carpet munchin sister [16:55] babemasterdave99: and jews are okay [16:55] palyer2819: that's one example [16:55] palyer2819: of your homophobia [16:55] babemasterdave99: thats not racist [16:56] palyer2819: [16:53] babemasterdave99: so ur not that thomas fag [16:56] palyer2819: I said Homophobia [16:56] palyer2819: not racist [16:56] babemasterdave99: that sexist type 2 [16:56] palyer2819: and a severe case of homophobia. by the looks of it... [16:56] babemasterdave99: what [16:56] babemasterdave99: i just say fag [16:56] babemasterdave99: it doesnt mean thaT IM A HOMOPHOB [16:56] babemasterdave99: oops [16:57] babemasterdave99: homophobe* [16:57] palyer2819: Fag is derogatory [16:57] palyer2819: Carpet Muncher is EXTREMELY derogatory [16:57] babemasterdave99: so ru friends with that phillip fucker [16:57] palyer2819: Fucker is derogatory as well [16:57] babemasterdave99: i hate that lil punk [16:57] palyer2819: do you know how to type one sentence without somethign derogatory in it? [16:58] *** "babemasterdave99" signed off at Fri Nov 04 16:58:15 2005. [16:58] palyer2819: that's what I thought... [16:58] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on [16:58] palyer2819: Fucker [16:58] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/conversation_with_dave.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=166 palyer101 2005-11-05T03:11:22-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=166 Okay, So, I've beaten the game a second time. Now I'm trying to beat it on Professional Difficulty. I've unlocked two mercenaries characters.

God, I've got a long fuckin way to go.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/166 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=167 palyer101 2005-11-05T04:11:14-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=167

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Introducing, The Bloodhound Gang!

These people are your new Gods. So learn to recognize them, and worship.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/167 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=170 palyer101 2005-11-06T12:11:24-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=170 I've decided to change my picture to something completely different from what I had envisioned earlier, sorry Christi.
Anyway, I have found something quite humorous to share with everyone. Shinji Mikami: pwned.

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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/170 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_blog.mws palyer101 2005-11-06T06:11:58-05:00 <![CDATA[New Blog!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_blog.mws Okay, now. I've pretty much had the same blog design since I got it, now it's been given a complete overhaul. My new blog has a new picture, the profile has been updated and changed, the background is now different and I have a new header picture. So go ahead, look around, I'll be making a few more minor changes but this is the gist of it. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_blog.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_network_page.mws palyer101 2005-11-06T09:11:02-05:00 <![CDATA[New Network Page]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_network_page.mws HOORAY the new network page has been released at last! I love it SOoo much. Congrats Mindsay Team on doing a great job!!
Also, I need more feedback on my new blog design, who likes it? I've heard that the red AND the white text is hard to read, any suggestions? My goal is to make this as easy on the eyes as possible.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_network_page.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/more_pics_yay.mws palyer101 2005-11-07T04:11:40-05:00 <![CDATA[MORE PICS!! YAY!!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/more_pics_yay.mws
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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/more_pics_yay.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_inevitable_return_of_the_great_white_dope.mws palyer101 2005-11-07T04:11:29-05:00 <![CDATA[The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_inevitable_return_of_the_great_white_dope.mws  A is for apple. B is for balloons. C is for crayons. D is for drum.

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell.

One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizin' the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me
I liked me so much I had to buy the company
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead
I am the Angel Of Def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

Conclusions you drew proportions you blew
Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the "Cliff Notes"
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do Enjoy Coke!
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

Great White Dope

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_inevitable_return_of_the_great_white_dope.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/birthday.mws palyer101 2005-11-09T06:11:36-05:00 <![CDATA[Birthday]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/birthday.mws I now know what I want for my birthday. If Jen comes over this weekend, I'll tell her, because no one else seems to care to listen to me.

By the way, Myspace sucks ass.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/birthday.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=176 palyer101 2005-11-09T01:11:52-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=176

Upon request of callmeroger I now present you more "MySpace Sucks" propaganda.


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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/176 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/myspace_sucks.mws palyer101 2005-11-09T06:11:13-05:00 <![CDATA[MySpace sucks]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/myspace_sucks.mws
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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/myspace_sucks.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_briefcase.mws palyer101 2005-11-12T07:11:35-05:00 <![CDATA[The Briefcase]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_briefcase.mws If you all are anything like me then you had no idea what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. So, through a friend of a friend of a friend who had a two hour conversation with Quentin Tarantino himself, I now know, and I thought I would pass along the information because it makes the movie even 100 times better than it already is.

Remember the first time you were introduced to Marsellus Wallace. The first shot of him was of the back of his head, complete with band-aid. Then, remember the combination of the lock on the briefcase was 666. Then, remember that whenever anyone opened the briefcase, it glowed, and they were in amazement at how beautiful it was; they were speechless. Now, bring in some Bible knowledge, and remember that when the devil takes your soul, he takes it from the back of your head.

Yep, you guessed it. What is the most beautiful thing about a person: his soul. Marsellus Wallace had sold his soul to the devil, and was trying to buy it back. The three kids in the beginning of the movie were the devil's helpers. And remember that when the kid at the end came out of the bathroom with a "hand cannon," Jules and Vincent were not harmed by the bullets. "God came down and stopped the bullets" because they were saving a soul. It was divine intervention.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_briefcase.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/pi.mws palyer101 2005-11-12T10:11:27-05:00 <![CDATA[Pi]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/pi.mws  3.
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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/pi.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/there_is.mws palyer101 2005-11-14T01:11:38-05:00 <![CDATA[There Is]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/there_is.mws This vacation's useless
These white pills arent kind
I've given a lot of thought on this 13-hour drive
I missed the grinded concrete where we sat past 8 or 9
and slowly finished laughing in the glow of our headlights
I've given a lot of thought to the nights we used to have
The days have come and gone
Our lives went by so fast
I faintly remember breathing on your bedroom floor
Where I laid and told you, but you swear you loved me more

Do you care if I don't know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight? Will you think of me?
Will I shake this off...pretend it's all okay?
That there's someone out there who feels just like me
There is

Those notes you wrote me
I've kept them all
I've given a lot of thought of how to write you back this fall
With every single letter in every single word
There will be a hidden message
About a boy that loves a girl

Do you care if I don't know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight? Will you think of me?
Will I shake this off...pretend it's all okay?
That there's someone out there who feels just like me..
There is

Do you care if I don't know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight will you think of me?
Will I shake this off, pretend it's all okay?
That there's someone out there who feels just like me..

Do you care if I don't know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight will you think of me?
Will I shake this off, pretend it's all okay?
That there's someone out there who feels just like me..

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/there_is.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/adult_swim_and_you.mws palyer101 2005-11-14T04:11:23-05:00 <![CDATA[Adult Swim and YOU]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/adult_swim_and_you.mws Well...
Let's see. Adult Swim will be undergoing some changes soon. First of all, no more Fooly Cooly. Which is gay. They stopped it right before airing the series finale, and it pisses me off bad.
The Boondocks, already on the air. If you haven't watched it yet, then smack yourself. It's good.
Ghost in the Shell. The Second Gig airs on Saturday, I'm already a fan of the series, it's just too complicated so sometimes it's hard to understand.
Samurai Champloo. New episodes on Saturday as well. It's from the same guy that made the classic Cowboy Bebop, so that should be reason enough to watch it.
My science teacher. He's a fucking retard. FYI Mr. Science Fuck: If you say you're going to do something, than FUCKING DO IT!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/adult_swim_and_you.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_am_a_blogoholic.mws palyer101 2005-11-14T06:11:09-05:00 <![CDATA[I Am a Blog-o-Holic]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_am_a_blogoholic.mws

 I blog way too much, lol.
But I have something important to share.
The bloodhound gang has released their newest music video, it's viewable on their website www.bloodhoundgang.com/index2.html

The video is of the song "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" which is of course from their newest album "Hefty Fine"

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_am_a_blogoholic.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/yaoi.mws palyer101 2005-11-16T06:11:15-05:00 <![CDATA[Yaoi]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/yaoi.mws I've decided I no longer want Matrix for my birthday. So Christi, if you're reading this, DON'T GO OUT AND BUY THE MATRIX GAME FOR ME. Instead I want Devil May Cry 3.

But thats beside the point.

I'm considering making a new blog. It will be called "yaoi" if I make it, and It's going to be hentai. Gay hentai. So I'll keep you updated on how that goes.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/yaoi.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=188 palyer101 2005-11-16T08:11:49-05:00 <![CDATA[Movies Movies Movies]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=188 Well this weekend is THE weekend for movies, I must say. But since there are SO many movies I want to see, I narrowed it down to three choices.
Walk The Line
Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Which should I see this weekend???

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/188 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/childe_roland_to_the_dark_tower_came.mws palyer101 2005-11-17T03:11:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/childe_roland_to_the_dark_tower_came.mws  

My first thought was, he lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the working of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.

What else should he be set for, with his staff?
What, save to waylay with his lies, ensnare
All travellers who might find him posted there,
And ask the road? I guessed what skull-like laugh
Would break, what crutch 'gin write my epitaph
For pastime in the dusty thoroughfare,

If at his council I should turn aside
Into that ominous tract which, all agree,
Hides the Dark Tower. Yet acquiescingly
I did turn as he pointed: neither pride
Nor hope rekindling at the end descried,
So much as gladness that some end might be.

For, what with my whole world-wide wandering,
What with my search drawn out through years, my hope
Dwindled into a ghost not fit to cope
With that obstreperous joy success would bring, -
I hardly tried now to rebuke the spring
My heart made, finding failure in its scope.

As when a sick man very near to death
Seems dead indeed, and feels begin and end
The tears and takes the farewell of each friend,
And hears one bid the other go, draw breath
Freelier outside, ('since all is o'er,' he saith,
'And the blow fallen no grieving can amend')

While some discuss if near the other graves
Be room enough for this, and when a day
Suits best for carrying the corpse away,
With care about the banners, scarves and staves:
And still the man hears all, and only craves
He may not shame such tender love and stay.

Thus, I had so long suffered in this quest,
Heard failure prophesied so oft, been writ
So many times among 'The Band' - to wit,
The knights who to the Dark Tower's search addressed
Their steps - that just to fail as they, seemed best,
And all the doubt was now - should I be fit?

So, quiet as despair, I turned from him,
That hateful cripple, out of his highway
Into the path he pointed. All the day
Had been a dreary one at best, and dim
Was settling to its close, yet shot one grim
Red leer to see the plain catch its estray.

For mark! no sooner was I fairly found
Pledged to the plain, after a pace or two,
Than, pausing to throw backward a last view
O'er the safe road, 'twas gone; grey plain all round:
Nothing but plain to the horizon's bound.
I might go on; naught else remained to do.

So, on I went. I think I never saw
Such starved ignoble nature; nothing throve:
For flowers - as well expect a cedar grove!
But cockle, spurge, according to their law
Might propagate their kind, with none to awe,
You'd think: a burr had been a treasure-trove.

No! penury, inertness and grimace,
In some strange sort, were the land's portion. 'See
Or shut your eyes,' said Nature peevishly,
'It nothing skills: I cannot help my case:
'Tis the Last Judgement's fire must cure this place,
Calcine its clods and set my prisoners free.'

If there pushed any ragged thistle-stalk
Above its mates, the head was chopped; the bents
Were jealous else. What made those holes and rents
In the dock's harsh swarth leaves, bruised as to balk
All hope of greeness? 'tis a brute must walk
Pushing their life out, with a brute's intents.

As for the grass, it grew as scant as hair
In leprosy; thin dry blades pricked the mud
Which underneath looked kneaded up with blood.
One stiff blind horse, his every bone a-stare,
Stood stupefied, however he came there:
Thrust out past service from the devil's stud!

Alive? he might be dead for aught I know,
With that red gaunt and colloped neck a-strain,
And shut eyes underneath the rusty mane;
Seldom went such grotesqueness with such woe;
I never saw a brute I hated so;
He must be wicked to deserve such pain.

I shut my eyes and turned them on my heart.
As a man calls for wine before he fights,
I asked one draught of earlier, happier sights,
Ere fitly I could hope to play my part.
Think first, fight afterwards - this soldier's art:
One taste of the old time sets all to rights.

Not it! I fancied Cuthbert's reddening face
Beneath its garniture of curly gold,
Dear fellow, till I almost felt him fold
An arm in mine to fix me to the place,
That way he used. Alas, one night's disgrace!
Out went my heart's new fire and left it cold.

Giles then, the soul of honour - there he stands
Frank as ten years ago when knighted first.
What honest man should dare (he said) he durst.
Good - but the scene shifts - faugh! what hangman-hands
Pin to his breast a parchment? His own bands
Read it. Poor traitor, spit upon and curst!

Better this present than a past like that;
Back therefore to my darkening path again!
No sound, no sight as far as eye could strain.
Will the night send a howlet or a bat?
I asked: when something on the dismal flat
Came to arrest my thoughts and change their train.

A sudden little river crossed my path
As unexpected as a serpent comes.
No sluggish tide congenial to the glooms;
This, as it frothed by, might have been a bath
For the fiend's glowing hoof - to see the wrath
Of its black eddy bespate with flakes and spumes.

So petty yet so spiteful! All along,
Low scrubby alders kneeled down over it;
Drenched willows flung them headlong in a fit
Of mute despair, a suicidal throng:
The river which had done them all the wrong,
Whate'er that was, rolled by, deterred no whit.

Which, while I forded, - good saints, how I feared
To set my foot upon a dead man's cheek,
Each step, or feel the spear I thrust to seek
For hollows, tangled in his hair or beard!
- It may have been a water-rat I speared,
But, ugh! it sounded like a baby's shriek.

Glad was I when I reached the other bank.
Now for a better country. Vain presage!
Who were the strugglers, what war did they wage,
Whose savage trample thus could pad the dank
Soil to a plash? Toads in a poisoned tank,
Or wild cats in a red-hot iron cage -

The fight must so have seemed in that fell cirque.
What penned them there, with all the plain to choose?
No foot-print leading to that horrid mews,
None out of it. Mad brewage set to work
Their brains, no doubt, like galley-slaves the Turk
Pits for his pastime, Christians against Jews.

And more than that - a furlong on - why, there!
What bad use was that engine for, that wheel,
Or brake, not wheel - that harrow fit to reel
Men's bodies out like silk? with all the air
Of Tophet's tool, on earth left unaware,
Or brought to sharpen its rusty teeth of steel.

Then came a bit of stubbed ground, once a wood,
Next a marsh, it would seem, and now mere earth
Desperate and done with; (so a fool finds mirth,
Makes a thing and then mars it, till his mood
Changes and off he goes!) within a rood -
Bog, clay and rubble, sand and stark black dearth.

Now blotches rankling, coloured gay and grim,
Now patches where some leanness of the soil's
Broke into moss or substances like boils;
Then came some palsied oak, a cleft in him
Like a distorted mouth that splits its rim
Gaping at death, and dies while it recoils.

And just as far as ever from the end!
Naught in the distance but the evening, naught
To point my footstep further! At the thought,
A great black bird, Apollyon's bosom-friend,
Sailed past, not beat his wide wing dragon-penned
That brushed my cap - perchance the guide I sought.

For, looking up, aware I somehow grew,
'Spite of the dusk, the plain had given place
All round to mountains - with such name to grace
Mere ugly heights and heaps now stolen in view.
How thus they had surprised me, - solve it, you!
How to get from then was no clearer case.

Yet half I seemed to recognise some trick
Of mischief happened to me, God knows when -
In a bad dream perhaps. Here ended, the,
Progress this way. When, in the very nick
Of giving up, one time more, came a click
As when a trap shuts - you're inside the den!

Burningly it came on me all at once,
This was the place! those two hills on the right,
Crouched like two bulls locked horn in horn in fight;
While to the left, a tall scalped mountain...Dunce,
Dotard, a-dozing at the very nonce,
After a life spent training for the sight!

What in the midst lay but the Tower itself?
The round squat turret, blind as the fool's heart,
Built of brown stone, without a counterpart
In the whole world. The tempest's mocking elf
Points to the shipman thus the unseen shelf
He strikes on, only when the timbers start.

Not see? because of night perhaps? - why, day
Came back again for that! before it left,
The dying sunset kindled through a cleft:
The hills, like giants at a hunting, lay,
Chin upon hand, to see the game at bay, -
'Now stab and end the creature - to the heft!'

Not hear? when noise was everywhere! it tolled
Increasing like a bell. Names in my ears
Of all the lost adventurers my peers, -
How such a one was strong, and such was bold,
And such was fortunate, yet each of old
Lost, lost! one moment knelled the woe of years.

There they stood, ranged along the hill-sides, met
To view the last of me, a living frame
For one more picture! in a sheet of flame
I saw them and I knew them all. And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. 'Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.'

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/childe_roland_to_the_dark_tower_came.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ill_kill_any_fucker_who_does_this.mws palyer101 2005-11-18T09:11:13-05:00 <![CDATA[I'll Kill Any Fucker Who Does This]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ill_kill_any_fucker_who_does_this.mws  Body: Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this"

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/ill_kill_any_fucker_who_does_this.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_the_sagittarius.mws palyer101 2005-11-19T01:11:41-05:00 <![CDATA[I'm The Sagittarius]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_the_sagittarius.mws

I don't honestly see the point in this, seeing as how I'm not sexually active, but I do happen to like what it has to say about me. :)



POST YOUR ZODIAC SIGN OR YOU WILL GET BAD LUCK WITH SEX!!!!!!!!!!

CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
Great in bed. Most horny.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely wired but in a good way

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun!
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR
the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as fuck.

LEO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships.Sexy.Horny.Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word.Loud.Caring.Smart

SCORPIO
EXTREMELY sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic.Freak in bed.GREAT kisser.
not one to mess with. always get what they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found.
Likes to take control and please his or her partner.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. VERY SEXY. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

Repost and tell us what your sign is

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/im_the_sagittarius.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/adult_swims_new_saturday_lineup.mws palyer101 2005-11-20T01:11:44-05:00 <![CDATA[Adult Swim's New Saturday Lineup]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/adult_swims_new_saturday_lineup.mws Okay, so tonight's season premiere of Ghost in the Shell was awesome. Reembody.
It's good. And stuff.
I was really impressed, and it's easily one of my favorite episodes of it ever.

Samurai Champloo failed to impress me as much as I hoped, but I'll definitely keep watching it.

Fullmetal Alchemist was slow moving, as always, and very little happened in the 22 minute period. I'm sad that the series has taken such a downfall recenlty. I used to consider it my favorite action program on Adult Swim.

So, overall tonight's best thing was Ghost in the Shell. I've always liked this show, and the second GIG looks very promising.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/adult_swims_new_saturday_lineup.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/t3h_weekend.mws palyer101 2005-11-20T10:11:00-05:00 <![CDATA[t3h Weekend]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/t3h_weekend.mws The joy I feel right now is orgasmic. I'm downloading all six episodes of FLCL, and I only have a three day week of school, I saw the Harry Potter movie today, and stuff

Anyway, I think I might download some Hellsing, to see how I like it.
I also bought a new pair of shoes. They're Vans. I stole some white laces because I thought they'd look better in them, haven't had a chance to try them out yet.

Strange thing is, all six episodes of FLCL constitutes a massive 2 gigs of memory. Is that even reasonable? I'd like to know before I download them so that I don't end up with something I didn't want.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/t3h_weekend.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_special_thankyou.mws palyer101 2005-11-21T01:11:22-05:00 <![CDATA[A Very Special Thank-You]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_very_special_thankyou.mws

These last few days of November mark my favorite time of the year, and not just because I get to turn a year older.

But let's cut the modesty, the biggest reason is in fact that my birthday is this time of month, in just six days to be exact. But, there are other ingredients to this recipe of holiday cheer. Like what? Well..Thanksgiving. Now, when I usually think of Thanksgiving, horrible images of my grandmother spring up in my mind, but also scenes of food. This year I won't be seeing any of my mother or the people I love, because my sonofawhore father is dragging me out to the nether region of Indiana to see my hideous relatives, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy myself.

But what else makes it a nice time of year? The beautiful trees, the color, the way things generally look in Indiana is nothing short of a miracle, and I can't help but take timeout in my day to really soak in all the eye candy. Then there's something else that happens, Christmas. For me, Christmas and Thanksgiving meld into one giant holiday, and it is something that naturally occurs, thus having no impact on my birthday! Trees, lights, and my (finally!!!) fireplace makes winter a more desirable season than most people will say. And finally, the lack of school. This nine week period is almost up, and I couldn't be happier. I'll be able to sit at home, enjoy myself, and spend time with my friends.

So what, may you ask, could possibly fuck up this time of month up? I'll tell you. The Motherfucking Xbox 360. That little fucker puts me in a state of depression so severe it almost makes me want to end my life before I'm old enough to drink. Now, I'm not saying it's a bad console. It is; however, a bad price tag. That means that no Xbox for little Nix.While other children are enjoying their precious little preordered boxes of doom, I'll be sitting at home, tap-tapping away on my PS2. Now, maybe it's part jealousy, maybe it's part anger, but now this holiday season I won't be able to enjoy my video games even half as much as I normally would, because they are now outdated. Inefficient. Obsolete. Inferior. And why? All thanks to Microsoft. So, I'd like to take this time to give a big special shoutout to Microsoft, thanking them. Thanking them for deciding THIS was the time to send down upon us the "Next Generation." So, Thank you Microsoft, for fucking up my favorite time of year!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_very_special_thankyou.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flcl_is_the_shit.mws palyer101 2005-11-21T04:11:52-05:00 <![CDATA[FLCL Is The Shit]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flcl_is_the_shit.mws I finally saw the last episode of Fooly Cooly...And I read the synopsis, ...and I must say that FLCL is probably my favorite anime ever. If only for the fact that it has so much meaning. And when you watch it, and then you find out what it all meant, it only makes you respect it that much more.

I can safely say that as long as nothing new and amazing comes around (haha I already sound like Naota), then I'll be keeping my Naota w/guitar picture for a very long time.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/flcl_is_the_shit.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/god_didnt_want_it_this_way.mws palyer101 2005-11-22T01:11:49-05:00 <![CDATA[God Didn't Want it This Way]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/god_didnt_want_it_this_way.mws Well...I was PLANNING on having charitable ads placed in my blog..I wanna help the poor, but they refuse to show up! So FUCK you charity! Palyer no longer wishes to help those who can't help themselves!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/god_didnt_want_it_this_way.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/virginity.mws palyer101 2005-11-22T04:11:40-05:00 <![CDATA[Virginity]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/virginity.mws Something interesting happened today...
I'm on my way to third period health. I'm always late to that class, so while I'm halfway down the hallway, the bell rings. I start jogging. Then, this seventh grade girl who had previously been going out with my best friend(who I shall refer to as "Naota"), stops me and says, "Hey."
I try to avoid her. See, she had previously been hitting on me, and even though I'm not inclined toward romance, and don't get along well with girls, it was blatantly obvious that she had the hots. So to speak.
I sidestep, and she moves in the same direction, almost like my reflection. Blocking my path, I sigh exasperated and ask "What is it you want?" I'm not very polite in doing so, I don't really like her. One: She's not attractive at all. And Two: She had been cheating on my best friend anyway. I'm also confused as to why she would be hitting on me, seeing as how I constantly used to antagonize and nag at all the time.
"I wanted to ask you if you'd go out with me."
First, I was impressed. This girl had the balls (or spine, I should say) to ask a guy older than her to go out. Despite the fact that she's even taller than he is. Second, I was humored that she was actually doing this. Then, I felt proud, in a bizzare sense of the word. See..., I've never been asked out before, and this is not how I'd imagined it going down in my mind of when it finally DID happen, so I had to chuckle at the bittersweet irony.
"Umm...I'm gonna have to say no," I reply, trying my damned hardest to sound like Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. It worked, sort of.
"Why?" She whines at me now, I can tell that she's getting desperate. I chuckle even more. See, I'm not an attractive guy, and I"ll be the first to admit it. I'm also creepy, have a fucked up personality, and a twisted sense of humor. Why was she so bent on getting ME of all people to be her man??
"Because I know that you're trying to get back at m-, at Naota," I stumble with my words there, because I'm still confused and humored by the whole situation, but my face does not show it. She continues.
"No, that's not true. I really do like you, and you can ask my sister. I talk about you ALL the time."
Now I do laugh out loud, and she seems hurt by it.
"I don't even think you have a sister, and I don't know her in the case that you do."
"Well, ..your sister knows my sister."
"that has nothing to do with anything," I say, blinking at the non sequitur.
At that point, I do step aside, and luckily she does not follow me. I take short, but loud, stomping strides down the hallway towards my classroom, trying to make it sound like I'm not angry, but still very cool. It fails horribly, and I realize it, but I don't care. She huffs and turns the other way right as I turn into my classroom.
I sit down next to my friend Naota, and tell him that the girl just asked me out. He laughs hard, and then says "Yea right" and then I spend the rest of the day pissed off. Sure, It's not my M.O. to be asked out by girls, (or guys for that matter) but does that make it impossible? What if I had told him that some other girl asked me out, somewhen more or less attractive? I still don't think he would have believed me. Naota, You're such an asshole. I DO have what it takes, besides, you're short and fat, I'm skinny and ...moderately sized. So there. Eat your heart out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/virginity.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_bloodninja.mws palyer101 2005-11-22T06:11:21-05:00 <![CDATA[The Bloodninja]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_bloodninja.mws

Read this slowly, and don't scroll down too quickly.


Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate: What the fuck?


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_bloodninja.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=199 palyer101 2005-11-23T03:11:02-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=199 This is destined to be the worst Thanksgiving break out of school that I will ever experience.
The only upside - My birthday quickly follows, so gifts should come in heaps and stacks. ..Well..maybe a few.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/199 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=200 palyer101 2005-11-27T11:11:17-05:00 <![CDATA[Birthday]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=200 It's My Birthday.

To Do List: Get Devil May Cry 3; See a movie; Eat my Cake.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/200 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/birthday_wrapup.mws palyer101 2005-11-27T07:11:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Birthday Wrapup]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/birthday_wrapup.mws Today's agenda:
Saw a movie, Walk The Line. It was good, very happy ending that made my mother cry.
Took my friend back to his house.
Bought Devil May Cry 3, got to the fourth mission.
Bought the first 3 seasons of Family Guy on DVD, that's a whole 49 episodes!!
Then I ate some Taco Bell, then I ate some Dairy Queen.
Went home, played Devil May Cry 3, started watching the first season of Family Guy on DVD.

So, that was some birthday.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/birthday_wrapup.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/devil_may_cry_3_dantes_awakening.mws palyer101 2005-12-04T11:12:23-05:00 <![CDATA[Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/devil_may_cry_3_dantes_awakening.mws Okay, Now I've finished Devil May Cry 3. I've decided on something important now.
Devil May Cry 3 is the best PS2 game I have ever played. I don't say this lightly. I'm not one of those crazed fanboys who will say that any good game he has played recently is the greatest. The last time I dubbed a game to be the greatest, it was Kingdom Hearts. That might give you an idea of how serious I am, and how good a game must be to get that kind of reccommendation from me.
The game has everything, and I'll say right now before I continue that I'm sorry I never played this game before now, because it literally is the best.
Anyway, DMC3 has comedy in it, like literally laugh out loud humor. It also has action, the type that when you are finished looking at a cut-scene, you shiver and shout out "YES!!" And at the end...well, I'm ashamed to say this but the end of the game almost made me cry. For more than one reason.

But I'll stop raving about this game. Just remember from now on, that this game get's Palyer's official reccomendation: Palyer's Best PS2 Game

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/devil_may_cry_3_dantes_awakening.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_great_conspiracy.mws palyer101 2005-12-05T03:12:40-05:00 <![CDATA[The Great Conspiracy]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_great_conspiracy.mws I guess this title is a bit misleading because the incident that occurred at school today started out as a cover-up, but right at the last minute a flyer was printed up and distributed with the truth in it. However, I know not only the truth, but the juicy details as well.

Okay, so it's fifth period, and the bell is about to ring when the principal says over the intercom: "We are currently in an internal lockdown." The teacher had us find a spot to sit in on the floor, so I sat down with my friends and waited.
I love lockdowns, if only for the reason that they waste classtime. This was no different. I spent the next twenty minutes giggling softly and cracking jokes with my buddies, and even saw a few girl's asses.
Anyway, eventually the principal said again: "We are no longer in an internal lockdown, thank you for cooperating in December's drill." Which gave us the impression that it had been a drill. We were wrong.
I guess the school was trying to cover up its mistake or lack of security, because what really happened is that a kid a few doors down from me, whose name was Brandon, had a pellet gun. The cops had busted in the room during the lockdown and told him to get up against the wall, then they searched him and everyone else in the room. The weapon was gone. So then they went to the kid's locker, and found quite a large pellet gun.
It's the first time something like this has happened in the nine years I've been in school, it was quite exciting. The kid could potentially face three years in prison, or a juvenile facility, but that's only if they nail him hard. He's going to face at least a month's suspension though, if not expulsion; however, I have heard no rumors that he is leaving school.

In other news, I changed my profile picture to match with my name change, since I've recently become obsessed with Vergil.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_great_conspiracy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/vergil_gt_dante.mws palyer101 2005-12-05T05:12:14-05:00 <![CDATA[Vergil > Dante]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/vergil_gt_dante.mws Just a quick update, I am aware that my picture is of Dante and not of Vergil, it is simply because I could not find a picture of Vergil that I liked, so I'm using the Dante one. It's subject to change, since I have several favorite Dante pics. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/vergil_gt_dante.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/slut_and_whore.mws palyer101 2005-12-06T07:12:46-05:00 <![CDATA[Slut and Whore]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/slut_and_whore.mws I'm starting to believe that Stonybrook is no longer a good school to be at.
Yesterday, the pellet gun.
Today, we learn that a SECOND eighth grade girl has become pregnant. To protect the maternity sized girls, we shall change their names to Slut and Whore. Slut is nine weeks in. I have yet to learn how far Whore is.

That's all for today.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/slut_and_whore.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/that_itching_feeling.mws palyer101 2005-12-08T04:12:31-05:00 <![CDATA[That Itching Feeling...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/that_itching_feeling.mws I seem to be having a very bizzare problem...
The cold weather has caused me severe dry skin ..ON MY SCROTUM.
It's horrible...
It's all white, and flaky, and it hurts, and it's stiff and crunchy feeling....GOD why???

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/that_itching_feeling.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/let_it_snow.mws palyer101 2005-12-08T04:12:01-05:00 <![CDATA[Let it Snow]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/let_it_snow.mws I would like to comment that we here in Indianapolis, Indiana, have had our first major snowfall of the year. The accumulation is quite rapid, we gained about an inch in less than 45 minutes. Quite amazing.
Anyway, I have nothing to complain about because NO SCHOOL and SCHOOL DELAYS!!
It started at about 2:30 or so, and I haven't bothered to poke my head back out, but I'm pretty sure it still is coming down at a steady pace, and it's 5:00.
Estimated snowfall: 7" to almost a foot. I can't wait. Bring it on, you frigid bitch.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/let_it_snow.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/please_read_this_entire_thing_very_creepy.mws palyer101 2005-12-08T10:12:26-05:00 <![CDATA[Please Read this entire thing. Very Creepy]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/please_read_this_entire_thing_very_creepy.mws

I tried to IM blake tonight, a friend from school..with interesting results. I'm still a little scared right now. Read below:

 

[21:41] Naota Attimusk: Courtney vawter did something pretty fucking stupid in spanish class the other day...
[21:41] Naota Attimusk: I told her how kurt williams claims he has 7 inches...and she's like "pfft that's not that big..."
[21:42] Naota Attimusk: i said "how would you know?"
[21:42] Naota Attimusk: "because i've seen plenty! besides, YOU should see the guys I hang out with.."
[21:42] Naota Attimusk: dumbass...
[21:42] VivaLaBlake: who is this
[21:43] Naota Attimusk: kevin...I'm hiding from the government so SHHH don't tell anyone.
[21:43] Naota Attimusk: Just call me Butch
[21:44] VivaLaBlake: who is kevin
[21:45] Naota Attimusk: If I told you,...I would have to kill you. (Nix you dumbass)
[21:45] VivaLaBlake: you are a straight weirdo
[21:45] Naota Attimusk: HAHA that's TWO times i've caught you offguard
[21:45] Naota Attimusk: that totally makes me LAUGH
[21:46] VivaLaBlake: you are very strange - u know that
[21:46] VivaLaBlake: who do you think you are im
[21:46] Naota Attimusk: I have no clue. because I am one wild and CRAZY guy.
[21:47] VivaLaBlake: you are one weird and stange guy
[21:47] Naota Attimusk: so identify yourself, mysterious one.
[21:48] Naota Attimusk: ...Do I have to say please?
[21:48] Naota Attimusk: Okay: Kevin says please.
[21:48] VivaLaBlake: i dont know who you are and i think you are strange instant messaging people you dont know
[21:49] Naota Attimusk: really .... hehe. Well...you could help me out by identfiying yourself.
[21:49] Naota Attimusk: then I wouldn't be half as strange now would i?
[21:49] VivaLaBlake: you need help buddy
[21:50] Naota Attimusk: Buddy? I ain't ur buddy. I'm just trying to find out who this is...because this exact screename has been on my buddy list for about ...oh, 2 months or so.
[21:51] VivaLaBlake: well, i am not sure how it got on there
[21:51] Naota Attimusk: Could you identify yourself? because then...I wouldn't feel like I'm on drugs.
[21:51] Naota Attimusk: >_>.. Am I on drugs?
[21:51] VivaLaBlake: you are a fucking weirdo
[21:51] Naota Attimusk: you said the "F" word!
[21:51] VivaLaBlake: dont message me again or i will report you to aol
[21:52] Naota Attimusk: try me. I IM thru a different company
[21:52] Naota Attimusk: you should know me better than that Blake...I'm smart.
[21:52] Naota Attimusk: I'm not stupid enough to IM thru a direct line
[21:52] VivaLaBlake: you dont have any friends do you
[21:52] Naota Attimusk: i have friends in HIGH places...HIGH, just like I am. COCAINE baby
[21:52] Naota Attimusk: Cocaine was a song by Eric Clapton you know...
[21:53] Naota Attimusk: Did you know that John Lennon's Deathday was ...wait, was it yesterday? YEA it was yesterday
[21:53] Naota Attimusk: John Lennon...good guy
[21:53] VivaLaBlake: yes, so was I SHOT THE SHERIFF

 

It was then that I realized that it wasn't blake I was talking to, because Blake would not have known that that song was by Eric Clapton. Read on:


[21:53] Naota Attimusk: Blake wouldn't know that.
[21:53] VivaLaBlake: 25 years ago
[21:54] VivaLaBlake: u arent smarter than me
[21:54] VivaLaBlake: who is blake
[21:54] Naota Attimusk: Some kid who obviously went by this address...
[21:54] Naota Attimusk: wow.. You really aren't blake are you...
[21:55] Naota Attimusk: because he wouldn't know anything about Eric Clapton..
[21:55] VivaLaBlake: do you know a blake or something
[21:55] Naota Attimusk: yes in fact I do.
[21:55] Naota Attimusk: Look dude...or maam, ....You obviously aren't who I thought you were. Because if you were...you would not have known anything about Eric Clapton..
[21:55] VivaLaBlake: if you dont know blake, how would you know what he knows
[21:55] Naota Attimusk: i do know blake.
[21:56] VivaLaBlake: well, i do know about eric clapton and if you do, you must not be a teenager
[21:56] VivaLaBlake: how do you know him
[21:56] Naota Attimusk: know Eric Clapton?... I am a teenager, I'm just into older music is all...ya gotta believe me.
[21:57] VivaLaBlake: no, how do you know blake
[21:57] Naota Attimusk: I go to school with a kid named blake...
[21:57] VivaLaBlake: do you go to creston
[21:58] Naota Attimusk: No. I go to Stonybrook Middle School.
[21:58] Naota Attimusk: I'm 14
[21:58] VivaLaBlake: i wondered how you knew courtney vawter
[21:58] VivaLaBlake: does blake know you
[21:59] Naota Attimusk: Yes ..We aren't the best of friends. And now that you mention Courtney.. I don't much care for her anymore.
[21:59] VivaLaBlake: who are you?
[21:59] Naota Attimusk: Excuse me, let me correct myself. We are not the best of friends, yet we do...share a relationship.
[21:59] Naota Attimusk: I identified myself earlier...
[21:59] Naota Attimusk: why ask me again?
[21:59] VivaLaBlake: kevin who
[22:00] Naota Attimusk: Nix. Spelled with an N-I-X
[22:00] VivaLaBlake: i cant imagine that blake would have a weird friend like you
[22:00] Naota Attimusk: I am weird. But trust me...Blake has weird friends
[22:00] VivaLaBlake: kevin nix is your name
[22:00] Naota Attimusk: Like Aaron Mickel
[22:00] Naota Attimusk: Aaron's weird too.
[22:00] Naota Attimusk: yes yes I happen to be Kevin Nix
[22:02] VivaLaBlake: well kevin nix, i wish i knew who you were
[22:02] Naota Attimusk: Why? ..Blake's parent? Brother? Sister?
[22:02] Naota Attimusk: why do you wish that?
[22:03] VivaLaBlake: do you come from a broken home

 

Odd question to be asking, if this was his mother.


[22:03] Naota Attimusk: You could say that. My parents are divorced and I hate my father... I have to go to bed soon. Could we maybe....come to a conclusion here?
[22:04] VivaLaBlake: what conclusion - that you need a psychiatrist

 

again, another odd statement. I started to wonder if this was one of blake's older friends.


[22:04] Naota Attimusk: No, I would like to know who this is though...I must say I'm concerned.
[22:04] Naota Attimusk: Because if this isn't Blake...I'm worried
[22:04] VivaLaBlake: concerned about what
[22:04] VivaLaBlake: why r u worried
[22:05] Naota Attimusk: Concerned about who you are and how YOU know blake. Are you a parent.
[22:05] Naota Attimusk: For all I know, you could be a murderer who is in his house
[22:05] VivaLaBlake: i might have him tied up right now

 

I was just about to say "do you have him tied up" which is why it was at this point I became very scared...for Blake's life. Looking back, it was silly.


[22:05] Naota Attimusk: My thoughts exactly. Now, please...Who are you?
[22:06] Naota Attimusk: His sister is a newborn...and I don't think he has brothers. Are you his mother?
[22:07] VivaLaBlake: how do you know so much about him
[22:07] Naota Attimusk: I just pay attention is all. He talks about his life, and I listen.
[22:07] Naota Attimusk: It's not like I know where he lives or his phone number
[22:07] VivaLaBlake: well, that is nice of you to be concerned
[22:08] Naota Attimusk: I like to consider myself a nice guy. WHile on that subject...I must apologize for my rude behavior earlier...because I thought you were Blake.
[22:08] Naota Attimusk: so, WHO are you?
[22:09] VivaLaBlake: well, you shouldn't be rude if you thought it was blake
[22:09] Naota Attimusk: I was rude becauase I thought you were blake and that he was playing games with me.
[22:09] Naota Attimusk: but nevertheless, WHo are YOu?
[22:09] VivaLaBlake: i am blakes mom
[22:10] VivaLaBlake: or sister
[22:10] Naota Attimusk: It was nice speaking with you, Mrs. Buchanan.

 

Spoke too soon, I don't think an average mother would play games like that.


[22:10] VivaLaBlake: or brother
[22:10] VivaLaBlake: or friend
[22:10] VivaLaBlake: guess which one
[22:10] Naota Attimusk: Like I said...his sister is a newborn, and i don't think he has brothers. And WHY would a friend be over there on a school night?
[22:10] VivaLaBlake: that is much better language kevin
[22:11] Naota Attimusk: so you must be his mother, that's all I can think of. You know why I think that?
[22:11] VivaLaBlake: do u know it is after ten - shouldn't you be in bed getting ready for school tomorrow
[22:11] Naota Attimusk: Because only another adult would have known I Shot The Sherrif.
[22:11] Naota Attimusk: *Sheriff
[22:11] VivaLaBlake: cause i know about eric clapton and john lennon?
[22:11] Naota Attimusk: Yes. Blake woulnd't know about those things...
[22:11] Naota Attimusk: i wouldn't think so.
[22:11] Naota Attimusk: and I wouldn't think his friends would either
[22:12] Naota Attimusk: I'm not in bed yet because I'm trying to decide who you are.
[22:12] VivaLaBlake: my favorite song is WONDERFUL TONIGHT

 

I was now overly convinced that this was not Blake. It was either his mother or a much older friend, because Wonderful Tonight was a 1977 Eric Clapton song.


[22:12] Naota Attimusk: I'm not in bed yet because I'm trying to decide who you are.
[22:12] Naota Attimusk: yet again, another Eric Clapton song. From 1977...
[22:13] VivaLaBlake: right, i know music trivia - believe me
[22:13] Naota Attimusk: I can tell. I refuse to go to bed until I know who you are. No games.
[22:14] Naota Attimusk: Okay fine, I'll play. My favorite John Lennon song is "Imagine"
[22:15] VivaLaBlake: that is a good hit
[22:15] Naota Attimusk: Yes. Yes. I am aware.
[22:16] Naota Attimusk: NOW will you tell me who you are?
[22:16] Naota Attimusk: My mother is going to be upset when she learns I'm not in bed.
[22:18] Naota Attimusk: Still here.
[22:19] Naota Attimusk: Still here.
[22:19] Naota Attimusk: haha.
[22:20] Naota Attimusk: Trying to tease me huh? Well I'm stubborn and I'm not going anywhere.
[22:21] Naota Attimusk: Since you still haven't positively identified yourself, I can only assume you don't belong in his house.
[22:22] Naota Attimusk: I could potentialy call the cops and ask them to investigate your house.
[22:22] Naota Attimusk: Won't that cause a stir?
[22:22] Naota Attimusk: But, I would need the address.
[22:22] Naota Attimusk: That poses a dilemma.
[22:24] Naota Attimusk: How am I ever going to go to bed now?
[22:26] Naota Attimusk: I still believe you must be his mother. There's no other logical explanation for it
[22:28] Naota Attimusk: Wow I feel stupid.
[22:30] Naota Attimusk: Still here.. ...Lalala.

 

I realized I'd reached the end of the converstaion. My imagination ran wild with possiblities, like "did this guy kill blake and has left the house now?"


[22:31] Naota Attimusk: 15 minutes...and you aren't idle yet.
[22:31] Naota Attimusk: Must be ignoring me.
[22:31] Naota Attimusk: Still..I refuse to leave.
[22:32] Naota Attimusk: You're lucky to have a two-story house
[22:32] Naota Attimusk: I no longer have one of those.
[22:32] Naota Attimusk: My dad has one, but I live with my mom...
[22:32] Naota Attimusk: I have to visit my dad this weekend
[22:32] Naota Attimusk: Even tho I don't want to.
[22:32] Naota Attimusk: Because I hate my father.

 

I was now just rambling, trying, hoping for a response. I wanted to know I could go to bed with a clear conscience.


[22:33] Naota Attimusk: Tell me, WHY do you insist on keeping me here?
[22:34] Naota Attimusk: I'm NOT going to bed until I learn who I am talking to.
[22:34] Naota Attimusk: Or WAS talking to.
[22:34] Naota Attimusk: Since you shutted up
[22:35] Naota Attimusk: It's officially been 20 minutes
[22:35] Naota Attimusk: Care to tell me who you are now?
[22:35] Naota Attimusk: Hmm?
[22:35] Naota Attimusk: Sheesh. This is annoying...
[22:35] Naota Attimusk: I'm degrading myself for your own sick, twisted pleasure aren't I?
[22:35] Naota Attimusk: You enjoy watching me BEG dont you?
[22:36] Naota Attimusk: C'mon, don't DO this to me.
[22:36] Naota Attimusk: I need sleep too, pal.
[22:37] Naota Attimusk: Boy,..Kevin is getting angry
[22:37] Naota Attimusk: Kevin may have to start cursing
[22:37] Naota Attimusk: really ...Heavily.
[22:37] Naota Attimusk: not that means anything to you
[22:38] Naota Attimusk: I have to use the bathroom.
[22:38] Naota Attimusk: brb, for what it's worth.
[22:38] Naota Attimusk: Oh, by the way, "For What It's Worth" is a song by Buffalo Springfield

 

I added that part in hopes that maybe the music conversation would spark again, and because I love that song.


[22:40] Naota Attimusk: See? That song was made in the 60s and i STILL know about it
[22:40] Naota Attimusk: WOW, you sure as FUCK won't find any other eighth graders like me
[22:40] Naota Attimusk: DAMN I'm GOOD
[22:40] * Naota Attimusk dances

 

I truly felt proud after saying those lines.


[22:41] Naota Attimusk: Phew...that was fun
[22:41] Naota Attimusk: Care to tell me who you are now?
[22:41] Naota Attimusk: After all,...it's been ..
[22:41] Naota Attimusk: *checks watch*
[22:41] Naota Attimusk: uhh... approximately 26 minutes
[22:42] Naota Attimusk: woops, now it's been 27
[22:43] Naota Attimusk: Jesus Christ...wouldn't it be odd to come to school tomorrow and find out that Blake's dead?
[22:43] Naota Attimusk: Because whoever the fuck you are killed him?
[22:43] Naota Attimusk: Man...I'd have to carry that weight
[22:43] Naota Attimusk: Haha. You've gone idle now.
[22:43] Naota Attimusk: I guess I'm not going to get anything out of you now.
[22:44] Naota Attimusk: So bye. I'm off to bed.
[22:44] Naota Attimusk: BTW, please don't kill Blake.
[22:44] Naota Attimusk: He's a good kid.

 

I really mean what I said there. Blake's a good kid. I hope nothing bad has happened. This conversation just occurrred a few moments ago actually, and I'm blogging it live, so I haven't completely decided what to do yet. I guess I can only go to bed and hope that it wasn't blake on the other end and that he is laughing at me right now...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/please_read_this_entire_thing_very_creepy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_sign_of_the_apocalypse.mws palyer101 2005-12-09T08:12:59-05:00 <![CDATA[A Sign of the Apocalypse?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_sign_of_the_apocalypse.mws

1) New York City has 11 letters
 
 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
 
 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
 Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
 
 4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
 
 This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
 
 1) New York is the 11th state.
 
 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
 11.
 
 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
 
 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
 6+5 = 11
 
 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
 
 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
 
 Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
 
 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
 
 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
 = 11.
 
 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
 
 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
 incident.
 
 Now this is where things get totally eerie:
 
 The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
 the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
 holy book:
 
 "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
 The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
 while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
 the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
 peace."
 
 That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
 
 Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
 afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
 
 Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
 
 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
 plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
 
 2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
 
 3. Change the font size to 48.
 
 4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_sign_of_the_apocalypse.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=210 palyer101 2005-12-09T11:12:42-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=210 I would like to let everyone know that just because I didn't put on some big fancy show, I have not forgotten what yesterday was. The day John Lennon died.

I love him, and the Beatles. So STFU you fucking assholes.

Anyway, let us not forget him and how he affected our nation during the 40 years he was alive.

In related news, I found out that me and Jimi Hendrix share the same birthday. Neat. I feel special now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/210 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=211 palyer101 2005-12-09T02:12:22-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=211 I feel it's worth mentioning that my itchy scrotum has cleared right up upon applying one dose of moisturizer. Thank God.

I feel that's a nice way to commemerate my

200th Entry

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/211 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuckface.mws palyer101 2005-12-09T03:12:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Fuckface]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuckface.mws I forgot to mention something interesting that happened last night

I have two divorced parents, I live with my mother. I have always hated my father, and last night's events prove it.
We were watching TV together when my mother's phone rang. It was my father. She answered, and suddenly became very disgusted. She ran out of the room and returned about 5-7 minutes later.

It turns out my father had been jacking off over the phone..for some sick perverted reason. What a fucking sap. I hate him. I hope he dies. He does not deserve the penis he has. I also have to go to his house today, which makes things worse.
Gosh...what a desperate load of fuck he is.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fuckface.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/it_cast_a_spell_over_me.mws palyer101 2005-12-09T03:12:52-05:00 <![CDATA[It Cast A Spell Over Me]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/it_cast_a_spell_over_me.mws I suddenly have found myself drawn to MySpace for some reason.

I might, JUST might, start blogging there more often. I dunno why. It has a strange allure. Something about it is..nice.
Whatever. Just be aware that you may want to visit there in the future:
Palyer's MySpace

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/it_cast_a_spell_over_me.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=214 palyer101 2005-12-12T07:12:03-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=214 I found Saturday's Ghost in the Shell episode to be superb. The second GIG really is turning out to be exciting. I can't wait till next week for more.
Again, I find myself drawn to MySpace. I've decided to include a link to it in my favorites page, as well as right here. Palyer's MySpace

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/214 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_cadanimated_show.mws palyer101 2005-12-12T02:12:49-05:00 <![CDATA[The CAD-Animated Show]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_cadanimated_show.mws So, I've recently noticed that Ctrl-Alt-Del Online will be making an animated series based on their comic. I'm all for that, and it seems promising. I mean, just look at this trailer: (not for the 56K challenged)
Click Now
However, it poses the question: Why the hell should I have to pay to see it? If I wanted to pay to see something, I'd go to my local Kerasotes Showplace and buy 2 tickets for the new Harry Potter movie. And I've already seen it.
So, the trailer is free, but the rest is gonna charge? What gives, man? I personally believe the wages should be waved, so that lower-class citizens such as myself can enjoy the greatness of CAD-Animation, without the added charge.
Please, Tim Buckley, hear my prayer.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_cadanimated_show.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_profile_features_yay.mws palyer101 2005-12-12T08:12:37-05:00 <![CDATA[New Profile Features YAY!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_profile_features_yay.mws I love the new profile features! the sports teams plus the Actors/Actresses really make things more interesting and are a nice addition.
Naturally, my profile thus has updates, plus a few other changes I made so go ahead and check it out, you lazy load of fuck.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_profile_features_yay.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/computer_on_the_fritz.mws palyer101 2005-12-12T09:12:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Computer on the Fritz]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/computer_on_the_fritz.mws I think my computer is starting to suck ass again. It's virus protection no longer works, and now I can't check my email, and now I can't log into some websites...
Alas, This sucks.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/computer_on_the_fritz.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/are_you_there_god_its_me_kevin.mws palyer101 2005-12-13T04:12:34-05:00 <![CDATA[Are you there God? It's me, Kevin]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/are_you_there_god_its_me_kevin.mws Yea..so, my mom went home early from work because of a very "mild" heart attack she supposedly had...

It's scary. I hope she's okay. God, I don't know what I'd do if I lost her. I'd probably have to kill myself, because she is virtually the only thing in my life that I care about the most.
She's gonna have some tests run tomorrow, so keep her in your prayers.

In other news, Does my younger sister have a female stalker? When I know, you'll know! So stay tuned while I investigate.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/are_you_there_god_its_me_kevin.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/firefox_15.mws palyer101 2005-12-15T07:12:41-05:00 <![CDATA[Firefox 1.5]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/firefox_15.mws

Okay, so ..umm, Yea.

Mozilla released Firefox 1.5 today, right? Well, either way. I upgraded my already existing Firefox to 1.5, ..and now it refuses to work. Has anyone else had this problem with Firefox? Perhaps it's only temporary, but I'm not taking any chances. I refuse to go back to IE. It wont' connect to the firefox network..or something like that. None of the other web pages will load either. Mozilla better fix this problem, because it certainly isn't my fault. My firewall is off, and if I can browse the web with IE, then things are okay, right? WTF is causing this problem???

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/firefox_15.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/uhn_tiss_uhn_tiss_uhn_tiss.mws palyer101 2005-12-17T09:12:30-05:00 <![CDATA[Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/uhn_tiss_uhn_tiss_uhn_tiss.mws

Music Video Codes By HotGet.com

 

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Dog will hunt i'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size
Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs
Cop a feel copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off?
Wanna bang around? just jot me down on your to-do list under "put out like a fire" 'cause

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Edible strange how do i get in your pants when you're tick tockin' them
Serious levis? so tight can't be classified that's why i'm here to fill that opening
Make a seasoned pass to mount that ass and bob hope that i might one night stand a chance
Let's go feng shui the fuck around my digs like a superball bring that sunny side up and

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

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I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/uhn_tiss_uhn_tiss_uhn_tiss.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/randomfandom.mws palyer101 2005-12-17T01:12:48-05:00 <![CDATA[RandomFandom]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/randomfandom.mws

Christmas List:

Trivial Pursuit

PSP (highly unlikely)

Ctrl-Alt-Del Comic Book

CAD Premium Subscription

Think Geek shirts/Penny-Arcade shirts/CAD Shirts/VG Cats Shirts

 

I've always been a big fan of Trivial Pursuit, this time I'm examining the '90s edition. Shouldn't be too bad. I'm really looking foward to CAD Animation, but the subscription fee isn't worth it if you ask me. I really want the CAD comic book. Also looking foward to other board games, I'm in that state of mind recently for some reason.

I got to play the Darwinia demo, dunno if I mentioned that earlier. It's really fun. I like how it has the Red Alert type gameplay, but it's a computer-network based type thingy..computer systems and what/not.

Fun Fun Fun. Definitely the most innovative thing I've seen in 2005.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/randomfandom.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/did_i_just_pwn_him.mws palyer101 2005-12-17T07:12:29-05:00 <![CDATA[Did I just PWN Him???]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/did_i_just_pwn_him.mws

In the following conversation over AOL, where I'm Naota, I find that intelligence failed to prevail over pure anger.

 

[19:07] Rutgers2819: Just...
[19:07] Rutgers2819: Shut up dude.
[19:08] Naota Attimusk: IF you say so...But I only called you a fool on the forum cuz your reviews sucked ass. Leave it to the pros.
[19:08] Rutgers2819: Like you?
[19:08] Naota Attimusk: I'm taking journalism. I'm going to be a fucking journalist. It's in my blood to WRITE!
[19:08] Rutgers2819: Fuck you man, leave me alone
[19:08] *** "Rutgers2819" signed off at Sat Dec 17 19:08:53 2005.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/did_i_just_pwn_him.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/more_randomness.mws palyer101 2005-12-17T10:12:40-05:00 <![CDATA[More Randomness]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/more_randomness.mws

The Mindsay Pages are a sad attempt at something that could be great, if they were being supported by experienced individuals.

A perfect example? The Adult Swim page.

Not that I'm one to complain. I'm just stating the obvious.

In other news, Larissa continues to float back up to the surface of my thoughts all too often anymore. Why? I do not know. abbitroad suggests to me that it could be lust. Is it? Or could it be the dreaded love?

While on that subject, one must ask him/herself, "How do you tell if you're in love?" The sad thing: It differs from person to person. I do not yet know what I can call love for myself. I don't think it's time to either.

Alas, I digress. She is just a girl, I'm just a guy who's peaking. What can I say?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/more_randomness.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wtf.mws palyer101 2005-12-18T09:12:30-05:00 <![CDATA[WTF?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wtf.mws

Quick Question:

 

Why are the majority of the top blogs from Saturday just random pieces of crap? ...Was there some "inside" joke I missed out on?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/wtf.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_deadly_sins.mws palyer101 2005-12-18T10:12:25-05:00 <![CDATA[My Deadly Sins]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_deadly_sins.mws

Found this by fyreph 

 

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 100%
Lust: 40%
Pride: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Greed: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.
How Sinful Are You?
EDIT: YOU WILL HAVE TO HIGHLIGHT THE TEXT TO READ IT!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/my_deadly_sins.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/horoscope.mws palyer101 2005-12-18T05:12:44-05:00 <![CDATA[Horoscope]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/horoscope.mws

Today's Sagittarius horoscope for:

December 18, 2005

You could use your sensitivity to teach you the way to the spiritual life. You should also beware of being too secretive or suspicious.

 

Too secretive and suspicious. ...Hmm. What could that possibly mean?

Oh well, this is simply filler because I feel like blogging.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/horoscope.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/christmas_is_gay.mws palyer101 2005-12-19T06:12:06-05:00 <![CDATA[Christmas Is Gay]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/christmas_is_gay.mws

            When asked “What does Christmas mean to you?” I am left with many questions of my own. Such as, “Do you mean the holiday, or the season?” because in my opinion, there is a separation between the Christmas season and the Christmas holiday. However, it really would not matter which one you were referring to, because my answer would be the same: “I don’t care about Christmas.”

            GASP! How can it be so? Well, I used to enjoy Christmas at one point in time. Christmas was a wonderful time in my family. My mother, father, sister and I would drive down to our grandmother’s house and have a large feast, then open presents. Then we would come home and open our own. I loved it. I also loved decorating our tree, putting up decorations, and adorning the outside of our house with multi-colored lights. I loved it all. I once believed that my family had the best Christmases ever.

            But, a few years back, things turned sour. My parent’s marriage began to fall apart. I grew older, and the weather grew colder. I became bitter. Christmas was a time of depression and bah-humbug. It wasn’t until last year’s Christmas that I actually began to loathe it. My parents had finally got divorced and we were all piled into the same house for Christmas morning. One big dysfunctional family, trying to open presents, doesn’t work. Christmas lost all its cheer.

            I also began to hate the season itself, not because that it was no longer enjoyable, but because I had learned the truth. The truth was that people had forgotten the meaning of Christmas, as cliché as it may sound. It was true. Society was poisoning the Christmas season. Bad drivers ruled the streets. The department stores were filled with bitter, angry people who were trying to get all their shopping done. Instead of people (children and adults alike) being joyous and kind to one another, they seemed to get meaner and nastier. It seemed to me that Christmas genuinely made people evil.

            This year is no different. I hate Christmas, truly I do. It holds no appeal to me, and personally I think my year would be better off without it. My mother is always unhappy, my sister is a brat, and what does that make me? Cheery? Of course not. How can one be cheery when the world is so screwed up and so are the people who live in it? I certainly can’t. I’m just glad that there are still some people out there who can ease the burden that sets itself on my shoulders when Christmas time rolls around. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what Christmas means to me.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/christmas_is_gay.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/thank_the_gods.mws palyer101 2005-12-19T06:12:45-05:00 <![CDATA[Thank the Gods]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/thank_the_gods.mws callmeroger might be interested to know..THat...

<size=1,000,000>FireFox has started working again!!!<just kidding>

In delicious 1.5 version.
Special thnx to landogriffin for making this miracle possible.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/thank_the_gods.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=230 palyer101 2005-12-19T07:12:09-05:00 <![CDATA[The Clincher]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=230
Music Video Codes By HotGet.com

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/230 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/filler.mws palyer101 2005-12-19T07:12:27-05:00 <![CDATA[Filler!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/filler.mws Horoscope Time!!

Today's Horoscope for Sagittarius:

December 19, 2005
Follow your dreams but tend to today’s matters as well. Don’t forget your friends or cut yourself off from the world. Loneliness and negativity can be combated, often by be more open and accepting.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/filler.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuck_the_truck_aka_fuck_the_dad.mws palyer101 2005-12-21T08:12:09-05:00 <![CDATA[Fuck the Truck (aka "Fuck the Dad")]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuck_the_truck_aka_fuck_the_dad.mws Well...This Christmas was a bitch
Instead of getting gifts from my father (my parents are divorced) he simply took us shopping today. When he arrived at my mom's house to pick us up, I decided I was going to ask for a PSP. I feel I deserved one, and it shouldn't be that big of a deal. Well, guess what? Too late. I step outside and SURPRISE! Dear old fucking Daddy bought a brand new truck! Did he need it? Fuck no. Did he even stop to think that maybe I COULD use the truck, being that I'll be driving in *checks watch* two years? Fuck no. So, what does Kevin get for Christmas, since all the money has been blown on a giant toy that he is only using because his penis is too small? Nothing.

I said "Dad, I want a PSP." We get to Best Buy, he has no idea what a PSP is, then talks to the employee. "Well, it's $250."
"We'll keep looking" is his response with a chuckle. I just stared at him, gave him my best "Stewie Griffin" glare, and said "You just bought a truck, you ass, and this is only a thousandth of the price that truck was." then walked off. Just walked off. I walked all the way to the other end of the store. I think..HE GOT PWNED. Assfuck.
Anyway, I decided there wasn't anything else I wanted for Christmas...well, because there wasn't. And it's not like I didn't look..I looked for something else. Something that cheap fuck could afford. But there was nothing. Later, we went to Hobby Lobby, then to Target, then to GameStop, then to the bookstore, back to GameStop (all the while buying things for my sister), and I decided "STOP! We need to go back to GameStop." So I went in, pointed at a random game, and Game Informer, and said "I want those. Now buy them, lest I tell Mom that I went without this Christmas." The game was Soul Caliber III.
It ended up costing him about $65. That lazy bastard. I didn't even want either of the two things I got.
Now do you wonder why I hate Christmas so fucking much?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fuck_the_truck_aka_fuck_the_dad.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_have_given_up_on_humanity.mws palyer101 2005-12-22T03:12:24-05:00 <![CDATA[I Have Given Up on Humanity]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_have_given_up_on_humanity.mws I heard something depressing in school today.
I said to Brent: "I offer you my protection from homos."
He replies: "Haha, *mumbles* Napolean Dynamite.."
I stop and say as loud as I can without getting in trouble: "Wait, you are a fucking dumbass. That reference didn't even come with Napolean Dynamite. It's an old gangster reference popularized by movies like The Godfather. You faggot queer assfuck cocksucker conformist."

It's so stupid...he's just furthering the stereotype that people do not know their roots. It also furthers the stereotype that Napolean Dynamite was funny. If you notice, most of the people that I know that say they liked it were young folk, 12 and younger and such. I hate people.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_have_given_up_on_humanity.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/merry_christmas_fuckers.mws palyer101 2005-12-25T09:12:06-05:00 <![CDATA[Merry Christmas Fuckers]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/merry_christmas_fuckers.mws This is why I don't live in Houston Texas.
Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone. Have a happy new year.

Also, make sure you drink lots of booze, get high, fuck, suck, and all that good shit. Just make sure you enjoy yourselves.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/merry_christmas_fuckers.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/christmas_aftermath.mws palyer101 2005-12-26T04:12:18-05:00 <![CDATA[Christmas Aftermath]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/christmas_aftermath.mws With Christmas gone, what do I have to look foward to?
Two whole weeks out of school. I'm hoping to pick up a used copy of Killer 7 and go to work on it, and if I don't then Soul Calibur III should keep me busy.
I can't wait for New Year's Eve, that holds even more excitement.
I might pick up a wireless PS2 controller too, ...but only if I have enough money left over after Killer 7.

Wish me luck during my spending spree!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/christmas_aftermath.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/maybe_he_should_have_listened.mws palyer101 2005-12-26T05:12:16-05:00 <![CDATA[Maybe He Should Have Listened...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/maybe_he_should_have_listened.mws Here's something that cracks me up:
My older sister, last night, says to me when a PSP commercial comes on: "OMG I love this commercial." It was the one with the squirrels. We laughed hard. Previously, she had commented on how I had gained so much weight recently...and says now: "There's what you need. A PSP, so you can go outside and work out while you do play games and stuff." I just frowned, and said "did you forget that's the exact thing I asked dad for Christmas?"

You may remember earlier how I blogged about how THAT went down..all she had to say was "oh, yea."

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/maybe_he_should_have_listened.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=238 palyer101 2005-12-27T01:12:52-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=238 Alright, you may have noticed by now that my blog layout undertook some serious changes last night. Currently we have a Soul Calibur III layout. The header pic clearly displays SCIII logo, the background itself features Soul Edge to the side, the plugins has a minimal view of Soul Calibur itself, and the entry background is also of soul edge. The tiny spaces inbetween are filled in with some of the stages and Voldo of SCIII.
As for my profile pic, that's Voldo in all his glory.

So enjoy this wacky new layout while you can, because it hasn't grown on me so far... Smiley

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/238 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_think_im_dead.mws palyer101 2005-12-27T06:12:16-05:00 <![CDATA[I think I'm Dead]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_think_im_dead.mws It feels like my bodily systems are failing me..
I have a splitting headache,
Sore muscles
sensitive head pains (if that makes sense)
mild stomach cramps
steep body temperature changes
constant hunger
lack of thirst
infected gums,

Am I dying.. Smiley

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_think_im_dead.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=240 palyer101 2005-12-28T12:12:49-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=240 Welll, I thought I'd let everyone know that I'm OFFICIALLY pissed off now.
I'm not even going to fucking waste my time explaining it cuz you can ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/240 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=241 palyer101 2005-12-28T09:12:04-05:00 <![CDATA[WTF]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=241 WOW, It doesn't take much to get nominated these days does it...
So, to all of you who are nominating pointless, useless blog entries:

<size=fuck>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?</fuckyou>
Thank you, I rest my case motherfuckers.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/241 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=243 palyer101 2005-12-28T10:12:01-05:00 <![CDATA[Which Chess Piece Am I?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=243 I got this test from myclette, you may have to highlight some parts of this entry to read it. SORRY!
An Inner White Pawn
You scored 2 Power-Finesse, 2 Leader-Follower, 4 Unique-Ordinary, and 4 Offense-Defense!
You like being on the winning team, and so you and your white chess piece brethren do what you can to help out your cause. Your role is more supportive of the big guys as they do the cool stuff, but at least you aren't just cannon fodder like the Outer Pawns. Those poor bastards. On the other hand, your superiors wouldn't mind hanging you out to dry if it means they'll gain some advantage. You tend to be a little more aggressive than your black team counterparts.



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You scored higher than 16% on Leader-Follower
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You scored higher than 70% on Unique-Ordinary
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You scored higher than 82% on Offense-Defense
Link: The What Chess Piece Are You Test written by Gundark27 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/243 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fucking_ouch.mws palyer101 2005-12-29T12:12:13-05:00 <![CDATA[Fucking OUCH]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fucking_ouch.mws I'm not trying to complain but GOD MY GUMS HURT. They got infected the other day...
eating is now a bitch...and i'm so hungry.

In other news, I love Killer 7. It's...like, good and stuff. So play it. If you're old enough. lol.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fucking_ouch.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wasting_time.mws palyer101 2005-12-29T12:12:14-05:00 <![CDATA[Wasting Time]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wasting_time.mws Okay, so in light of recent events, I think it's time for me to talk (or rather, rant) about something that really pisses me off. I'm not going to complain, persay, but just explain. You see, I HATE wasting time. There is nothing I hate more in the world than the act of wasting time. If you ask me, time is precious, and life is way too goddamm short. That may sound retarded and cliche, but it's my belief and I'll stand by it. With that said, I must implore that when I realize that I've wasted time, it pisses me off to the point of no return. Like, you can't even believe it. But one of the reasons that it makes me so mad is that when you waste time, there is no way to get it back. The mistake of wasting time, is irreversible. It's been engrained in stone, and you have to live with it. So when I waste time, and thus become highly angry, I cannot take my anger out on anyone but myself. Which, in turn, makes me even angrier. Soon, I'm entrapped in a cycle of anger of which there is no escape.

Today will be one of those days. You see, I woke up at 9:00 this morning. I planned to get up and start my day. But I lied back down to rest, and made the God-awful mistake of falling back asleep. So, what time do you think I woke up? 12:11 in the afternoon. I wasted more than three hours of my day. My mom will be home very soon from work, I haven't even eaten breakfast. So, now that my day is fucking SHOT down the fucking toilet, what do I have to look foward to? That's like throwing a day of my vacation out the door, or going back to school on a Sunday.
Goddammit, I'm an idiot.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/wasting_time.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/blasphemy.mws palyer101 2005-12-29T04:12:36-05:00 <![CDATA[Blasphemy!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/blasphemy.mws

For clarification, I'm Naota, HE'S Rutgers. Anyway, this guy thinks that Jimmy Pop is ..gay? NOOOO

[15:37] Rutgers2819: Im making am Alias for Adult Swim
[15:37] Rutgers2819: Rutgers?
[15:37] Rutgers2819: Rutgers2819?
[15:38] Naota Attimusk: I dunno. JimmyPop
[15:38] Rutgers2819: no way
[15:38] Naota Attimusk: Why not???
[15:38] Naota Attimusk: !!!
[15:38] Rutgers2819: hes so gay
[15:39] Naota Attimusk: EXCUSE ME???
[15:39] Naota Attimusk: The lead singer of the Bloodhound Gang is "so gay"?
[15:39] Rutgers2819: Yup

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/blasphemy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ice_cream_time.mws palyer101 2005-12-29T08:12:43-05:00 <![CDATA[Ice Cream Time!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ice_cream_time.mws MMM, Yum.
Cherry Garcia.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/ice_cream_time.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_trying_to_address_a_serious_issue_here_so_please_shut_up_and_listen.mws palyer101 2005-12-29T08:12:23-05:00 <![CDATA[I'm Trying To Address A Serious Issue Here, So Please Shut Up And Listen]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_trying_to_address_a_serious_issue_here_so_please_shut_up_and_listen.mws [20:52] NeoticFortune14: wtf?!?
[20:52] NeoticFortune14: your a fucking douche
[20:52] palyer2819: ...If you say so, but I beg to differ.
[20:52] NeoticFortune14: fuck you fag
[20:52] *** "NeoticFortune14" signed off at Thu Dec 29 20:52:41 2005.
[20:53] palyer2819: You know what's surprising? How stupid you are.
[20:53] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

It makes me so sad to see how quick this high school kid is to "block" me. It reflects a problem we currently have in today's society. People are under the illusion that they can simply "block" the things they don't like in life. These people are blinded to reality, shielded from the truth because they feel that the 'block' feature on AIM gives them power. It's so..sad. I don't know how else to say it.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/im_trying_to_address_a_serious_issue_here_so_please_shut_up_and_listen.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dont_forget_to_read_my_previous_entry.mws palyer101 2005-12-29T09:12:43-05:00 <![CDATA[Don't Forget To Read My Previous Entry!!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dont_forget_to_read_my_previous_entry.mws This is a bit of a followup to what I just blogged. I contaced NeoticFortune with my alternate screename, and tried to be reasonable with him. Let's see how that turned out, shall we?

[20:58] Naota Attimusk: Hey. I see that blocking me didn't do much good. I'm still here. I'm curious. Why "block" me so suddenly? Actually, why are you even upset with me? I was trying to be sarcastic, but obviously my humor just went way over your head.
[20:58] NeoticFortune14: b/c your gay
[20:58] *** "NeoticFortune14" signed off at Thu Dec 29 20:58:17 2005.

Again, blocked. But, I must ask myself, "why does he think I'm gay?" It's not really obvious to me. Did he just..assume it? And wtf does "b/c" mean? C'mon motherfucker, learn to use the English language. I tell you, AIM and Instant Messaging will be the death of the English language as we know it. It's really pitiful.
God, I just want to fucking help people, but they're too caught up with themselves to listen.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/dont_forget_to_read_my_previous_entry.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/quiz_time.mws palyer101 2005-12-29T11:12:48-05:00 <![CDATA[Quiz Time!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/quiz_time.mws Snatched this from myclette, I find the answer quite interesting. I always was a fan of the Green Lantern.

Hells Yea!
Which founding member of the Justice League are you?

Green Lantern

You are Green Lantern. A strong sense of duty and honor accompany your desire to achieve justice.

Personality Test Results

Click Here to Take This Quiz
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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/quiz_time.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_blog_layout_check_it_out.mws palyer101 2005-12-30T12:12:50-05:00 <![CDATA[NEW BLOG LAYOUT!! CHECK IT OUT!!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_blog_layout_check_it_out.mws Okay, so, I HATED MY LAST BLOG LAYOUT!!!
GAWD What was I thinking then? I'm not sure! Luckily, things have been fixed. I now have a hybrid of Fullmetal Alchemist pics, a new profile pic, and new profile name to match the pic.
Hope you like it. Well...DO you like it? Someone let me know, cuz I need to know whether I need to redo it all again.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_blog_layout_check_it_out.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_is_the_last_time_im_going_to_bug_you_tonight.mws palyer101 2005-12-30T01:12:55-05:00 <![CDATA[This Is The Last Time I'm Going To Bug You Tonight!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_is_the_last_time_im_going_to_bug_you_tonight.mws Alright, my new intro text at the top: "So I smile and pray upon a star," comes from the ending theme song to Fullmetal Alchemist. If you watch closely during the end theme, you'll see the text written in the background.

Yea, now I'm goning to bed!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/this_is_the_last_time_im_going_to_bug_you_tonight.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/photos_they_are_sexy.mws palyer101 2005-12-30T10:12:15-05:00 <![CDATA[PHOTOS!!! THEY ARE SEXY!!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/photos_they_are_sexy.mws AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

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YES THAT'S ME!!!


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YES!! THAT'S ME AGAIN!!!


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YES!!! THAT'S MY SISTER!! This picture turned out great, the ones of me didn't though..:( I'll have more pics up later.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/photos_they_are_sexy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_years_eve.mws palyer101 2005-12-31T01:12:01-05:00 <![CDATA[New Year's Eve]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_years_eve.mws Well,...I woke up extra late today. With the addition of new photos of myself, I'm really going to be more into this whole blogging thing...as if I wasn't already!!!
Anyway, I'm gonna have a great time tonight, bringing in the new year. There's gonna be liqour. Hopefully. And jen, if you're reading this, what are your plans for tonight?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_years_eve.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/break_out_the_booze.mws palyer101 2005-12-31T07:12:26-05:00 <![CDATA[Break Out The Booze!!!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/break_out_the_booze.mws Hmm, what shall I do tonight?
I wonder....

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My Best Friend Smiley

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/break_out_the_booze.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/happy_new_year.mws palyer101 2006-01-01T12:01:20-05:00 <![CDATA[Happy New Year!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/happy_new_year.mws

To bring in the new year, I think we need some appopriate tunes...

The Song of the Day!

 

"New Year's Day" by U2

 

 

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 All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true it's true...
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I...I will begin again
I...I will begin again

Oh...
Maybe the time is right
Oh...maybe tonight...

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

And so we're told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/happy_new_year.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_years_aftermath.mws palyer101 2006-01-01T01:01:38-05:00 <![CDATA[New Year's Aftermath ]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_years_aftermath.mws After listening to "New Year's Day" nonstop for the last seven hours, I think it's time for a change in scenery.

By "change in scenery," of course, I mean "something so minor you won't even notice."

I've revamped my bookmarks section, so that they're all labeled with asterisks. It took me about fifteen minutes, so if none of you appreciate it I understand.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish watching the Colts game.

By the way, the Colts pwn your team. Unless your team is the Colts.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_years_aftermath.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_theme.mws palyer101 2006-01-01T03:01:51-05:00 <![CDATA[New Theme!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_theme.mws I'm loving how my blog is looking now.

I couldn't stand the Soul Calibur theme, and I couldn't stand the jumbled up Fullmetal Alchemist theme.

So, I've gone simplistic. Just a header pic and some nice colors. Hope you all like it! I JUST MIGHT be sticking with it for a while. ;)

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_theme.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=259 palyer101 2006-01-01T04:01:33-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=259 Fuck Yeah!

Colts win! Colts win! Colts win!


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Colts Pride!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/259 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/you_have_got_to_read_this.mws palyer101 2006-01-01T06:01:42-05:00 <![CDATA[You have GOT to read this!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/you_have_got_to_read_this.mws

Presenting, yet another chat conversation!

In this chapter, a young panda warlord attempts to force me to do him a favor...terrible idea.

 

[18:15] pandawarlord123: can u do me a favor
[18:15] Naota Attimusk: name it
[18:15] Naota Attimusk: I MIGHT do it
[18:16] pandawarlord123: can u download a porno 4 me off lime wire
[18:16] pandawarlord123: its called spacenuts
[18:17] pandawarlord123: then save it to a cd and give it to me
[18:17] Naota Attimusk: ...Dude, Space Nuts was a fake porno

[18:17] pandawarlord123: no
[18:17] Naota Attimusk: It was on the 40 yr old virgin
[18:17] pandawarlord123: its a cool porno
[18:17] Naota Attimusk: and I'm not downloading any porn for you
[18:17] pandawarlord123: ill give u 5 bucks
[18:17] pandawarlord123: and it was real

[18:17] pandawarlord123:  ive seen it
[18:17] Naota Attimusk: no
[18:17] Naota Attimusk: no
[18:17] Naota Attimusk: and, no
[18:17] pandawarlord123: why
[18:18] pandawarlord123: name ur price
[18:18] Naota Attimusk: Because I'm not downloading porn for you!
[18:18] Naota Attimusk: No price!
[18:18] Naota Attimusk: NO deal ever!
[18:18] *** "pandawarlord123" signed off at Sun Jan 01 18:18:20 2006.

 

The little fucker blocked me. I'm glad too. He was about to get seriously pwned.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/you_have_got_to_read_this.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=261 palyer101 2006-01-02T01:01:27-05:00 <![CDATA[WTF?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=261
The Impossible...Has Happened
I don't think that in my entire life have I heard thunder in the Winter...or had rain in the Winter. Tonight...they have both occurred in Indiana.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/261 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=262 palyer101 2006-01-02T07:01:40-05:00 <![CDATA[You have GOT To Read This!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=262

No, actually, you don't have to read this. It makes for a catchy title though.

 

However, on to my point. The lack of intelligence, common sense, and manners in today's society baffles me. Observe this conversation with the panda war lord, yet again, however it was his older brother at the keyboard this time.

 

[19:10] Naota Attimusk: Your brother is an asshole
[19:11] pandawarlord123: Why?
[19:11] pandawarlord123: Fuck You Fuck face>
[19:11] Naota Attimusk: No thanks
[19:11] pandawarlord123: Bicth
[19:11] pandawarlord123: He wont quiot typing
[19:12] Naota Attimusk: well, both of you need to check your spelling
[19:12] Naota Attimusk: it sucks
[19:12] pandawarlord123: Its typos
[19:12] pandawarlord123: Fuck You
[19:12] Naota Attimusk: No thanks
[19:12] pandawarlord123: Your a dick kid.
[19:12] Naota Attimusk: And you're a fuckface.
[19:13] pandawarlord123: Your safe now but one day.
[19:13] pandawarlord123: Ill kick your little punk ass
[19:13] pandawarlord123: .
[19:13] Naota Attimusk: I don't care
[19:13] Naota Attimusk: That doesn't change the fact that you suck
[19:13] pandawarlord123: Then your sad.
[19:14] Naota Attimusk: No, I'm quite happy actually.
[19:14] pandawarlord123: Now i wanted your sisters sn so i could apoligize.
[19:14] Naota Attimusk: I doubt you'd do that
[19:14] pandawarlord123: but since ur a dick.
[19:14] pandawarlord123: no he wouldnt
[19:14] Naota Attimusk: No, but I have one thank you.
[19:14] pandawarlord123: a small one
[19:15] pandawarlord123: he wants to be mean to her
[19:15] Naota Attimusk: Not that you'd know..At least i hope you wouldn't.
[19:15] *** "pandawarlord123" signed off at Mon Jan 02 19:15:30 2006.
[19:15] Naota Attimusk: Ahh that's better
[19:15] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/262 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_pic_again.mws palyer101 2006-01-02T11:01:45-05:00 <![CDATA[new pic! again!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_pic_again.mws I changed my profile pic, Is it better than what it was before?
Which pic was better? You guys tell me.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_pic_again.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/bands_that_i_cannot_stand.mws palyer101 2006-01-03T01:01:41-05:00 <![CDATA[Bands that I cannot stand]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/bands_that_i_cannot_stand.mws I utterly, completely, just simply cannot stand these bands! I hate them! I 100% loathe them! So take these words to heart, and remember them well fools.

Fall Out Boy
Hawthorne Heights
AFI
My Chemical Romance
Story of the Year
System of a Down
Matchbook Romance

I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of them now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/bands_that_i_cannot_stand.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/clarification.mws palyer101 2006-01-03T03:01:26-05:00 <![CDATA[Clarification]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/clarification.mws Okay, I'm going to clarify things a little. In order to promote more flaming and boring argument, I'm going to state why I hate the bands I listed earlier.

They have no musical talent, and are way too mainstream for my personal taste. Fuck them all.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/clarification.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=266 palyer101 2006-01-03T07:01:33-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=266 iPods are gay, why not give away something like a PSP?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/266 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wow.mws palyer101 2006-01-03T09:01:05-05:00 <![CDATA[WOW]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wow.mws HOLY SHIT, I WON?


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WOW! Thank you all so much! You love me, you really love me! *cries*

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/wow.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/gwar.mws palyer101 2006-01-03T10:01:54-05:00 <![CDATA[GWAR]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/gwar.mws Alright, a person I talked to online today says he likes the band Gwar. I've never heard of Gwar, so naturally I'm curious. I hit up the good ol' Wikipedia, take a gander, and what I saw before me will haunt my dreams forever.
Gwar is a "band" and they play "music," if by "band" you mean "group of freaks" and by "music" you mean "degrading, fucked up, gross, disgusting noise."
I read the Wiki article fully, in its entirety. The band is totally fucking stupid. I cannot even begin to tell you how retarded it is.
After reading the discography of the band, I decided to hit up the official website. Big mistake.
Turns out it's just as fucked up as the members of this so-called "band." I did get to see some of the member's so-called faces as well. This is what the member "Oderus" looks like on stage:
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Yea. My first impressions of the band upon investigating their website was shock and horror, but I soon realized the truth. These people are not scary in any way. I have no need to be horrified atall.
The members are simply old men. They're getting old. Quite old, in fact. They've been around for twenty years, and are at least in their forties now. And yes, they are still making music. They are just old men with beer guts. I heard they do some sick shit on stage, like sodomize chickens and pour semen on people, but the truth is that that so-called semen is just corn syrup. The chicken; however...I'm not quite sure...
Anyway, my point is is that these people have no lives whatsoever. They have no musical talent. YES, I did listen to some of their music. It's quite stupid. The lyrics are repetitive and have no imagination to them. Bland and un-original is what they are. Apart from morbid and disgusting.
Now, something else that puzzled me is the actual name of the band itself. The members are so stupid, they refuse to let anyone know it's true meaning. I prefer the theory that GWAR is an acronym for "God, What a Ruckus!" Other rumors say that a fan was screaming at one of their early shows, and said "Hey, you should call your band - " and vomited before he could finish, and the sound of him upchucking was something similar to the word gwar.
I don't care either way. They still fucking suck.
I pity the fans of Gwar. They can't realize that these people are stupid. They dress up in smelly latex and scream themselves hoarse on stage while they drench you in even smellier fluids and wear strap-ons. Who honestly wants that? Certainly not me. Gwar seems to be, in essence, a deranged cult.
Another thing that puzzles me is that each of their albums seem to have an odd story behind it, which the members thought up themselves. One of their albums, Carnival of Chaos, revolves around the Gwar itslef trying to enslave the human race. Here's an album cover:

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If you're lucky, you'll never run across these guys.

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/gwar.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/goddamm_football.mws palyer101 2006-01-04T11:01:35-05:00 <![CDATA[goddamm football]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/goddamm_football.mws You know what I really love?
Anime, adult swim, Family Guy, FLCL, movies, my sisters

You know what I really hate?
The Rose Bowl.

EDIT: Umm..why the fuck won't the 'bold' feature work?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/goddamm_football.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/anime.mws palyer101 2006-01-05T11:01:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Anime]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/anime.mws Hmm...
This new Mindsay setup is really growing on me.
Things are a bit smaller though, but that's no problem to me because I read small anyway. Others might find it a nuisance however.

I've been watching a lot of s-CRY-ed lately, I really like it. I didn't really give it a chance before. I'm also going to try and start watching Neon Genesis, but adult swim hasn't announced whether they're going to start showing it from start to finish yet. There is a new episode tonight, however.

In other news, I noticed that Samurai Champloo was NOT a new episode last night, even tho adult swim claimed it was. FALSE LIARS, they are. I have seen that episode for sure. Did anyone else notice this?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/anime.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=272 palyer101 2006-01-05T01:01:31-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=272 I'm tired of people

The world isn't ready for me.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/272 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=273 palyer101 2006-01-05T03:01:13-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=273 SOMEBODY TALK TO ME DAMMIT

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/273 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/if_the_price_is_right.mws palyer101 2006-01-06T11:01:24-05:00 <![CDATA[If The Price Is Right]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/if_the_price_is_right.mws My life is a sham.
I've realized how truly depressing I am.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/if_the_price_is_right.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=275 palyer101 2006-01-06T09:01:55-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=275 I HATE YOU

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/275 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_hearts_going_to_explode.mws palyer101 2006-01-08T06:01:11-05:00 <![CDATA[My Heart's Going To Explode]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_hearts_going_to_explode.mws Sorry people...
I was at my dad's house this weekend. It was such a waste of time.
School starts tomorrow. I'm not too excited about that.
I didn't get to watch Adult Swim last night cuz my dad sucks.
I recorded them at home on TiVo though, so I can watch them later.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/my_hearts_going_to_explode.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/help_wanted_apply_inside.mws palyer101 2006-01-09T03:01:25-05:00 <![CDATA[Help Wanted: Apply Inside]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/help_wanted_apply_inside.mws Since I have absolutely no experience in web design and can't make hide nor hair of HTML, YOU (the members of my network) shall construct Palyer's wiki page.
At least, I hope you will.
You will not be payed.
You WILL receive tons of praise from me, and become my new best friend.
Not that that really matters.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/help_wanted_apply_inside.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/turn_of_events.mws palyer101 2006-01-10T06:01:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Turn of Events]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/turn_of_events.mws To sum up my feelings right now, I'm going to post this quote by Ken Rosenburg from GTA Vice City:
"I poke my head outta the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels shit in my face."

Why do I say that?
Well, just as things start to look better in my life, I receive bad news.
My father has a son besides me, who's about nineteen years old. He doesn't have the same mother.
Anyway, more to the point, I hate him. His name is Chris.
Well, he's moving in with my dad now. And I have to visit my dad every other weekend. I already hate my dad, so my weekends are just gonna get that much worse.

Shit..now I feel like playing GTA...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/turn_of_events.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/one_mans_struggle_to_take_it_easy.mws palyer101 2006-01-10T08:01:32-05:00 <![CDATA[One Man's Struggle To Take It Easy]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/one_mans_struggle_to_take_it_easy.mws You know what my favorite movie of all time is?
Pulp Fiction
It's simply the best thing I've ever seen. Quentin Tarantino is pure genius. But, do any of you know what my second favorite movie of all time is?
Do you?
No, you probably don't. Because I only talk about my favorite movie of all time, which like I said before is Pulp Fiction.
Well, I'm gonna tell you what my second favorite movie of all time is.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
I'm pretty sure I saw this movie for the first time with my older sister jenk
It's a great movie...truly, it is.
And that's why I'm very frickin exctied. Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Special Edition has just been released on DVD today. That makes me a happy person. My second favorite movie of all time, this time with tons of fun extras.

Now, if only I had Pulp Fiction on DVD...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/one_mans_struggle_to_take_it_easy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/obsession.mws palyer101 2006-01-13T05:01:38-05:00 <![CDATA[Obsession]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/obsession.mws You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am your possession
Unopened at your feet
There's no balance
No equality
Be still I will not accept defeat

I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

I feed you I drink you
My day and my night
I need you I need you
By sun or candlelight
You protest
You want to leave
Stay
Oh, there's no alternative

Your face appears again
I see the beauty there
But I see danger
Stranger beware
A circumstance
In your naked dreams
Your affection is not what it seems

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

My fantasy has turned to madness
And all my goodness
Has turned to badness
My need to possess you
Has consumed my soul
My life is trembling
I have no control

I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/obsession.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/live_from_new_york.mws palyer101 2006-01-14T11:01:37-05:00 <![CDATA[Live from New York]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/live_from_new_york.mws Everyone, go and visit my profile immediately.
Chances are, you haven't read it in a long time and it has changed.

In other news, I've decided to take up DVD collecting as a hobby.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/live_from_new_york.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_revolution_has_begun.mws palyer101 2006-01-15T01:01:27-05:00 <![CDATA[The Revolution Has Begun]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_revolution_has_begun.mws The Colts have begun their game against Pittsburgh.
If you are a fan of the Stealers, I smite you.
Now go watch the game!


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GO COLTS!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_revolution_has_begun.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/schnell.mws palyer101 2006-01-15T02:01:59-05:00 <![CDATA[Schnell!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/schnell.mws Everybody, visit my Wiki page now.
if you feel like it.
you really should, i actually made it into something.
why are you still here?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/schnell.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/damn_you_mike_vanderjagt.mws palyer101 2006-01-15T06:01:04-05:00 <![CDATA[Damn You Mike Vanderjagt]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/damn_you_mike_vanderjagt.mws Sine the Colts lost because of this man, it calls for some sort of childish prank:


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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/damn_you_mike_vanderjagt.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/attention.mws palyer101 2006-01-19T07:01:46-05:00 <![CDATA[ATTENTION]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/attention.mws Umm, somebody go look at my Wiki Page now and leave a comment or I'll kick your ass.

And by "kick" i mean "shoot"

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/attention.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flight_has_been_cancelled.mws palyer101 2006-01-24T01:01:28-05:00 <![CDATA[Flight has been Cancelled]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flight_has_been_cancelled.mws

You might be wondering what the cause of this delay has been.

My Internet at home is gone until further notice.

I'm at school right now. Soooo...I will not be here very often anymore.

Or until my Internet comes back.

Just wish me luck.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/flight_has_been_cancelled.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/touchdown.mws palyer101 2006-02-02T09:02:50-05:00 <![CDATA[Touchdown]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/touchdown.mws

I have news.

My computer got fixed. For free, my father's paying for the repairs.

So, send in praise and thank the heavens, because I am back in business!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/touchdown.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_aim_sn.mws palyer101 2006-02-03T12:02:31-05:00 <![CDATA[New AIM SN]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/new_aim_sn.mws Good news. I have a new screename for AIM.
It's waItz4venus

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/new_aim_sn.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/waste_not_want_not.mws palyer101 2006-02-05T06:02:32-05:00 <![CDATA[Waste Not Want Not]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/waste_not_want_not.mws The Super Bowl is an excuse for people to drink.
Half the people who are tuned to Super Bowl XL right now are not actually watching it.
In other news, I'm upset that I've been missing 4-5 consecutive episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/waste_not_want_not.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/read_and_reap.mws palyer101 2006-02-05T07:02:32-05:00 <![CDATA[Read and Reap]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/read_and_reap.mws Two things I heard from movies and television recently, quotes that I enjoyed hearing, and will use in daily life much more often:
"That's the problem with dream girls, they have a habit of becoming real"~Lord of War
"Just because he's near, doesn't mean he's close"~s-CRY-ed

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/read_and_reap.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/look_away_look_away_look_away_dicksyland.mws palyer101 2006-02-05T09:02:50-05:00 <![CDATA[Look Away, Look Away, Look Away, Dicksyland]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/look_away_look_away_look_away_dicksyland.mws I'm about to look at some gay hentai and touch myself. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/look_away_look_away_look_away_dicksyland.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/taste_the_blood.mws palyer101 2006-02-07T08:02:14-05:00 <![CDATA[Taste the Blood]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/taste_the_blood.mws After brushing my teeth and spitting up large quantities of blood, I think I can relax now. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/taste_the_blood.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_may_not_have_a_lot_to_give_but_what_i_got_ill_give_to_you.mws palyer101 2006-02-10T05:02:07-05:00 <![CDATA[I May Not Have A Lot To Give But What I Got I'll Give To You]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/i_may_not_have_a_lot_to_give_but_what_i_got_ill_give_to_you.mws How could you be so stupid? How could you be such a fool? How could you do...This?!? I don't understand you. I don't know if I even WANT to understand you now. What the hell is wrong with you? Why? How? Since When? What the fuck? Did you see me? Did you know? How could you not? I told you. I showed you. I demonstrated to you. I can't be upset with you. But I am. How could you do this? Why did you do this? What do you see in him? I guess I'll never know what your reasons are. Do I even want to know? Will I ever want to know? I just hope you're fucking happy.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/i_may_not_have_a_lot_to_give_but_what_i_got_ill_give_to_you.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_pillows_will_kick_your_ass.mws palyer101 2006-02-11T03:02:58-05:00 <![CDATA[The Pillows Will Kick Your Ass]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_pillows_will_kick_your_ass.mws

The Pillows Song of the Day!

"Carnival"

 

 

 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_pillows_will_kick_your_ass.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/can_you_feel_that_hybrid_rainbow.mws palyer101 2006-02-12T10:02:05-05:00 <![CDATA[Can You Feel That Hybrid Rainbow?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/can_you_feel_that_hybrid_rainbow.mws You all might be aware that Fullmetal Alchemist is reaching its final episodes.
Once it does...what blog theme should I have next? It'll definitely have to be some sort of anime, but the question is "Which one?"
I don't want FMA to ever end..but it's drawing nearer and nearer as we speak.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/can_you_feel_that_hybrid_rainbow.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kingdom_hearts_2_screenshots.mws palyer101 2006-02-13T04:02:16-05:00 <![CDATA[Kingdom Hearts 2 Screenshots]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kingdom_hearts_2_screenshots.mws Here are some screens of some of the confirmed new world for Kingdom Hearts 2, which is slated for release on March 30.

Steamboat Willie

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Pirates of the Caribbean

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The Prideland (Lion King)

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Various other new and confirmed worlds include Tron (yes! Tron!), Ancient China (Mulan), and Twilight Town. Can't wait till this game reaches the states!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/kingdom_hearts_2_screenshots.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flat_feet.mws palyer101 2006-02-17T06:02:55-05:00 <![CDATA[Flat Feet]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/flat_feet.mws Grr.
I'm upset now.
I had to go to a foot doctor today. They said that my right foot is fucked up. Like, really bad. Now I have to wear a goddamm ankle brace for the next five weeks or so. It's fucking gay. So, dote on me, my fellow bloggers! For I have many hardships to endure!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/flat_feet.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/some_anime_freshness_for_you.mws palyer101 2006-02-18T08:02:40-05:00 <![CDATA[Some Anime Freshness For You]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/some_anime_freshness_for_you.mws Before I leave for my Dad's house, thought I'd post a few videos for you guys to watch. They're both music videos. One is from Trigun, the other from Cowboy Bebop, and the songs are Yesterday and Behind Blue Eyes (by Limp Bizkit and The Beatles!!!)So enjoy!



 
                                **ENTRY FINISHED**

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/some_anime_freshness_for_you.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/you_can_checkout_anytime_you_like_but_you_can_never_leave.mws palyer101 2006-02-20T07:02:50-05:00 <![CDATA[You Can Check-Out Anytime You Like, BuT yOu CaN nEvEr LeAvE]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/you_can_checkout_anytime_you_like_but_you_can_never_leave.mws So, I hope you all watched Fullmetal Alchemist on Saturday. It was good...
If you didn't, you deserve to be slapped multiple times. In rapid succession. I just finished my science fair project. I'm almost sad that I'm out of school today, it was a waste. I did nothing fun. What did you do?

In other news; if you're reading this, you've just checked into the Hotel California. Enjoy your stay, and good luck escaping.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/you_can_checkout_anytime_you_like_but_you_can_never_leave.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/lets_go_seal_that_big_keyhole.mws palyer101 2006-02-20T07:02:39-05:00 <![CDATA[Let's Go Seal That Big Keyhole]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/lets_go_seal_that_big_keyhole.mws NEW PROFILE PIC

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/lets_go_seal_that_big_keyhole.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/favorite_fma_quote.mws palyer101 2006-02-21T06:02:12-05:00 <![CDATA[Favorite FMA Quote]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/favorite_fma_quote.mws My favorite quote from FMA is from Colonel Mustang: "You five are transferring with me to Central. If you have any objections, get over them."
He's so badass.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/favorite_fma_quote.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_countdown_has_officially_begun.mws palyer101 2006-02-26T10:02:59-05:00 <![CDATA[The Countdown Has Officially Begun]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_countdown_has_officially_begun.mws ONLY THREE EPISODES OF FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ARE LEFT!!!

What the FUCk are you doing here? Go watch more FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_countdown_has_officially_begun.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/some_more_anime_freshness.mws palyer101 2006-02-26T02:02:05-05:00 <![CDATA[Some More Anime Freshness]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/some_more_anime_freshness.mws Music video time! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!! watch at your own risk please.



]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/some_more_anime_freshness.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_personality_disorders.mws palyer101 2006-02-26T03:02:24-05:00 <![CDATA[My Personality Disorders]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/my_personality_disorders.mws
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder: High
Schizoid Disorder: Low
Schizotypal Disorder: Moderate
Antisocial Disorder: High
Borderline Disorder: Low
Histrionic Disorder: High
Narcissistic Disorder: High
Avoidant Disorder: Very High
Dependent Disorder: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: High

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
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Damn, I'm pretty fucked up.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/my_personality_disorders.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_nes_alarm_clock.mws palyer101 2006-02-26T05:02:39-05:00 <![CDATA[The NES Alarm Clock]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_nes_alarm_clock.mws Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

 

  An intrepid hacker has turned an otherwise broken NES into this marvelously nerdy alarm clock, garnering the jealous affection of fanboys the world over. It still needs some work--"alarm time and other parameters have to be set by manually shorting Player 1 controller input contacts with wire jumpers"--but he hopes to someday have it controlled with the gamepads.

Mid-Construction photo: http://www.mavrinac.com/projects/nesclock/nesclk2.jpg


Ideas: get that Power button to turn the alarm on/off, require the Konami code to shut the alarm off, add in some classic Nintendo alarm tones. Alright... I'm a nerd.

Source Linkage: http://www.mavrinac.com/projects/nesclock/

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_nes_alarm_clock.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/spiderman_3_teaser.mws palyer101 2006-02-27T04:02:56-05:00 <![CDATA[Spiderman 3 Teaser]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/spiderman_3_teaser.mws Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
The official poster for Spiderman 3 has arrived! The image size was a bit too big for this blog, but I have a hotlink for you right there (if you can't see it already)
The movie is supposedly not coming out until next year, but those are all rumors. I can't wait for this movie, I bet you can't either.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/spiderman_3_teaser.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/major_profile_update.mws palyer101 2006-03-01T10:03:56-05:00 <![CDATA[Major Profile Update!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/major_profile_update.mws HOLY SHIT! SEXY NEW PIC OF ME HAS BEEN ADDED!
You know you like it.

props to jenk for taking the picture, thank you sis.

Also, notice the "Vash the Stampede" tinted glasses effect in that pic, i think it's sweet.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/major_profile_update.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/anime_withdrawal_syndrome.mws palyer101 2006-03-06T08:03:37-05:00 <![CDATA[Anime Withdrawal Syndrome]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/anime_withdrawal_syndrome.mws Last episode of Samurai Champloo airs March 8.
Last episode of Full Metal Alchemist airs March 18.

What will YOU do when they're gone?
On a sidenote, what anime acquisitions does [adult swim] have in store for us during '06? Rumors have said Hellsing is in the lineup. Others say Bleach. Others say that they're gonna move Naruto to [as] from CN.
Who knows? I'll tell you who knows.
Williams Street knows, and their lips are sealed.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/anime_withdrawal_syndrome.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_end_of_heartache.mws palyer101 2006-03-06T09:03:07-05:00 <![CDATA[The End of Heartache]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_end_of_heartache.mws
Music video from Killswitch Engage, featuring footage from the movie Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Music Video Codes By HotGet.com

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_end_of_heartache.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/gravity.mws palyer101 2006-03-08T03:03:14-05:00 <![CDATA[Gravity]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/gravity.mws  lost again
broken and weary
unable to find my way
tail in hand
dizzy and clearly unable to
just let this go

I am surrendering to the gravity and the unknown
catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun
I choose to live

I fell again
like a baby unable to stand on my own
tail in hand
dizzy and clearly unable to just let this go
high and surrendering to the gravity and the unknown
catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun
I choose to live, I choose to live, I choose to live

catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun
help me survive the bottom

calm these hands before they
snare another pill and
drive another nail down another
bleeding(needy?) hole
please release me

I am surrendering to the gravity and the unknown
catch me
heal me
lift me back up to the sun
I choose to live, I choose to live

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/gravity.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/so_long_good_friend.mws palyer101 2006-03-09T08:03:39-05:00 <![CDATA[So Long Good Friend]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/so_long_good_friend.mws So, I watched the series finale of Samurai Champloo, and have to say I was surprised. I didn't aniticipate the ending, it blindsided me. Big twist. :)
For those of you who haven't seen it yet, what the fiznuck are you waiting for?

**SPOILERS**
No one dies., but they do some pretty close.
**END SPOILERS**

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/so_long_good_friend.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/let_it_be.mws palyer101 2006-03-10T04:03:34-05:00 <![CDATA[Let It Be]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/let_it_be.mws Okay, there's this girl in my Soc. St. class named Courtney, she's drop dead gorgeous. Remember that now.

Today, I wore a brown shirt with Paul, John, Ringo, and George on it, with the text "Let It Be" above the four pictures. Very nice shirt, since I'm a fan of The Beatles.


Courtney, walks into class today...
Purple+Pink shirt.
Same four faces
Same text.


OMG! THAT IS HOT!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/let_it_be.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wes_cravens_new_remake.mws palyer101 2006-03-12T09:03:41-05:00 <![CDATA[Wes Craven's New Remake]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/wes_cravens_new_remake.mws Went to see The Hills Have Eyes today.


Was thoroughly disappointed. I thought it was "mucho gayo"

It had potential...but failed to impress me.


Anyone else seen it yet?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/wes_cravens_new_remake.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/waltz_for_venus.mws palyer101 2006-03-14T09:03:22-05:00 <![CDATA[Waltz for Venus]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/waltz_for_venus.mws "I wonder, if I had met you earlier in my lifetime, do you think that we would have been friends?"

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/waltz_for_venus.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/reembody.mws palyer101 2006-03-15T08:03:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Reembody]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/reembody.mws Tonight, airing on [adult swim], is the first episode of the 2ND GIG of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. It's my favorite episode of the new season, and it gets my highest reccomendation for viewing if you're a fan of anime. So, if you haven't seen this excellent episode of this excellent show, tonight might be your last chance for a long time to come!

Me out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/reembody.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=318 palyer101 2006-03-16T07:03:05-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=318 Blogging for the sake of posterity and archive:

"I was just trying to help her up!"
"with your penis?"

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/318 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/love_spiel.mws palyer101 2006-03-17T05:03:49-05:00 <![CDATA[Love Spiel]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/love_spiel.mws Why is it that everytime someone (specifically my age) starts going out with someone new, they immediately start using terms of endearment and phrases like "I Love You" all of a sudden? How can you automatically love this person? Love is a strong word that should not be used loosely.
So why do people? Prime example coming up:
Blake. I know him at school. We've become friends over time, although a few years ago I used to hate him. Few weeks ago, Blake tells me on AIM that he's now going out with a girl named Jordan, like it aint no thing. Casually told me.
Next day: Away message for blake reads: "Out and about. i love you jordan."
What the fuck man?
I guess the concept of love has changed since I was ...born. Not to make it sound like I'm old..I'm only 14 fuckin years old.
But I grew up with a different understanding of what "love" is. Is it something you automatically feel?
If I was going out with a girl, and she started using the trend Blake has, I would be offended. She does not love me. Not yet, at least. She may never love me. I don't want to be told I'm loved if it's not true.
Can anyone help me understand this? Or is love in today's society simply nonexistential?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/love_spiel.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/remember_remember_the_5th_of_november.mws palyer101 2006-03-18T06:03:05-05:00 <![CDATA[Remember, Remember the 5th of November]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/remember_remember_the_5th_of_november.mws Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I saw this movie last night....HOLY SHIT!
This movie totally rocked my world...I quickly tried to decide where in my list of top 3 movies this fell...and it hits the top spot.
THAT'S RIGHT! V for Vendetta IS my favorite movie of all time!
The Wachowski brothers hit this on the nail...it's better than the Matrix could have ever been. Hopefully these guys will keep making great movies for years to come. :)

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/remember_remember_the_5th_of_november.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_end_of_full_metal_alchemist.mws palyer101 2006-03-19T10:03:54-05:00 <![CDATA[The End of Full Metal Alchemist]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_end_of_full_metal_alchemist.mws I was a bit disappointed with the ending of this series...it was...unsatisfactory. I was hoping for something a bit more spoiler-rific.

Anyway, I need a new blog theme now that the series is officially over. What shall I choose? I was considering a Hitman: Blood Money theme until the game is released in April, I just need the header pic cropped. Microsoft Photo Editor got erased on my computer and the Gimp is too hard to use...so could anyone do this favor for me?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_end_of_full_metal_alchemist.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/goddammit.mws palyer101 2006-03-20T11:03:50-05:00 <![CDATA[Goddammit]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/goddammit.mws Today has not gone well.

Rubber bands, death, snake.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/goddammit.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/stretching_the_rift.mws palyer101 2006-03-21T02:03:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Stretching The Rift]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/stretching_the_rift.mws I got rubber bands on my braces yesterday..and they tightened them. I'm in a large amount of pain. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/stretching_the_rift.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/on_your_feet_come_with_me.mws palyer101 2006-03-23T02:03:33-05:00 <![CDATA[On Your Feet, Come With Me]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/on_your_feet_come_with_me.mws I'm impressed to see Robot Chicken and [adult swim] advertisements have made their way to Mindsay recently. While I don't think [as] needs more advertising, it does need more publicity.
In other news, I've been listening to a lot of Yoko Kanno recently, she does music for just about every anime in Japanese culture, but I'm specificially impressed with the music for Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. The 2nd Gig.
I like "Living Inside the Shell" the most, I think. It's currently the end theme for Stand Alone Complex.
In other other news, Kingdom Hearts 2 is supposed to hit shelves in about 5 days, if you have it on pre-order. I might be wrong, it might be coming out on the 31st. I can't say for sure. All I know is that I can't wait any longer! Anyway, I have some Subsistence to finish up on before KH2, so me out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/on_your_feet_come_with_me.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_vault.mws palyer101 2006-03-27T04:03:30-05:00 <![CDATA[The Vault]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_vault.mws

With the release of Kingdom Hearts 2 drawing ever closer, I begin to question my sanity, and whether I should be so impulsive during the course of my life.

(For lack of better words)

I"ve begun listening to a band that most of my so-called friends would find questionable, and of course could result in me getting stoned and face public humiliation. Why do I have to keep my personal interests, preferences, likes, {and all-around things I find enjoyable} locked up in a vault? A vault that's hidden somewhere in myself, a very deep part of myself. I keep everything in that vault, the deep cuts, the past, the present, even the future. Everything I know and love is in that vault, and its contents are growing larger. I've begun throwing everything I love in there. Music: Bloodhound Gang, Beatles, Perfect Circle, Tool...the list is larger but I'm too embarrased to tell. Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, FLCL, Full Metal Alchemist. Movies: Pulp Fiction...that list is, too, larger, but I regret to say that I'm not obligated to continue.
Also, I find myself not liking what I throw in the vault. When something gets put in my vault, I cease to enjoy it. I, in fact, begin to loathe and hate it. I resent it, and I regret that I ever loved it. I fear that my entire being and self will soon by thrown away in the vault, with the key somewhere in my stomach.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_vault.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kingdom_hearts_ii.mws palyer101 2006-03-28T09:03:27-05:00 <![CDATA[Kingdom Hearts II]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kingdom_hearts_ii.mws I am about to start playing Kingdom Hearts 2. Don't expect to hear from me very much during the next month or so. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/kingdom_hearts_ii.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=327 palyer101 2006-03-29T01:03:02-05:00 <![CDATA[First Impressions]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=327 KH2 so far:
The menus are so fucking hard to navigate...I don't even know what items are in my inventory, what abilities I have, or how to equip new items!
The game seems easy at first glance, but enemies are harder to beat, (no more one-two punch!) and leveling up is taking longer.
I'm travelling to new worlds too rapidly, it seems, so that means the game could be over sooner than I thought. Even tho Game Informer said that the game was very long!
So far, the story makes no sense. I think I should have played Kingdom Hearts CoM on the GBA to understand, which pisses me off. What, you want me to buy a fucking GBA and buy the game JUST to understand the story of KH2? You fuckwads.

That's all the news I have for now. Back with more later!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/327 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dammit.mws palyer101 2006-04-01T11:04:01-05:00 <![CDATA[Dammit!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dammit.mws So I guess this means no profiles were deleted from MySpace? Smiley

Dammit, Already!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/dammit.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kh2_update.mws palyer101 2006-04-01T03:04:58-05:00 <![CDATA[KH2 Update]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kh2_update.mws Okay...
I just got finished with the Timeless River {Steamboat Willie} section of the game...
Things are picking up big-time. It's fun, it's addicting, and the combat system is getting easier to become accustomed to. Combos are quick and easy to pull off, creating for constantly beautiful particle effects and blooming colors that dominate the television.
Anyway, I'm off to keep playing. More updates soon!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/kh2_update.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/look_what_showed_up_in_the_newspaper.mws palyer101 2006-04-03T02:04:49-05:00 <![CDATA[Look what showed up in the newspaper]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/look_what_showed_up_in_the_newspaper.mws

I go to school and live across the street from the eighth-grade boy mentioned in this article. I've known him since 2nd grade, and was appalled when this incident occurred. I'm glad to see that his grievances are finally being published.

Soure Article: http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060403/NEWS01/604030389

 

Article Contents:

 

Boy turns in knife but may still be expelled
Family says Warren Township eighth-grader is being punished too harshly for doing the right thing
 
By William J. Booher
william.booher@indystar.com
 
A Far-Eastside couple say they are stunned that a Warren Township Schools principal suspended their son and recommended his expulsion for possession of a pocketknife even though he turned the knife in to the office as soon as he arrived at school.
After turning in the knife, the eighth-grader was suspended from Stonybrook Middle School for 10 days and may be expelled.
Elizabeth Voge-Wehrheim and Frank Wehrheim, the boy's mother and stepfather, have hired Indianapolis attorney Lawrence T. Newman to represent them.
"This young man made the most responsible choice under any policy possible," Newman said of the boy, Elliot Voge. "They are treating him as the most irresponsible student under the circumstances."
Elliot, 14, said he was walking to the school entrance in the brisk weather March 3 and had placed his hands in his coat pocket when he felt the Swiss army pocketknife in the pocket.
"I went straight to the office right inside (the front door)," he said.
He said he handed the knife to Teri Donahue, the school's treasurer, and told her he had brought it to school by mistake.
As a result of Elliot's actions, the school's principal, Jimmy Meadows, suspended Elliot for the maximum 10 school days as allowed by law and recommended Elliot be expelled. A confidential expulsion hearing is scheduled for April 10.
Suspending and seeking to expel Elliot until June 6 under the circumstances have so stunned Elliot, his mother and stepfather that they agreed to go public with his situation.
"When Mr. Meadows said he was referring Elliot for expulsion, I was in shock," said Voge-Wehrheim.
Jeff Swensson, Warren Township Schools' associate superintendent, said a principal in Indiana has the discretion to suspend a student for virtually any reason for up to 10 school days by state law but can only recommend expulsion.
A "very well-documented" hearing is held before a student is expelled, and there's no foregone conclusion, Swensson said.
On March 21, Superintendent Peggy Hinckley appointed an external hearing examiner. She wrote "there's reasonable grounds for investigation" after she reviewed the charges.
In his expulsion recommendation summary dated March 6, Meadows wrote that "Elliot informed me that he had a knife in his coat pocket because he was working outside on some wooden objects the day before.
"Elliot put the knife into his pocket after he completed the tasks," Meadows' summary continued, "and forgot to remove the knife from his coat."
Elliot said he was stunned to feel the knife in his pocket just seconds after he left a van about 7:20 a.m. March 3 that was driven by a classmate's mother. She had dropped him off near the school's entrance.
Elliot said in an interview that he was on the front porch at his home on Thursday, March 2 -- a day off because it was a professional day for teachers -- with his brother Tristan, 10, using Tristan's Swiss army knife to whittle wood.
Swiss army pocketknives are actually multipurpose tools, which may include a screwdriver, pliers and a bottle cap opener.
Meadows, in his expulsion-recommendation summary, wrote: "Realizing that the knife was an item he should not have on school property, Elliot immediately went into the main office and handed the knife to our school treasurer."
Meadows noted in his summary that "throughout the entire investigation and student due-process, Elliott (sic) was a model student."
The principal pointed out he asked Elliot "if he knew of another situation at Stonybrook where a knife was involved and the consequences given. Elliot acknowledged he knew first-hand of the situation and outcome."
Elliot later explained in an interview that a knife fell out of a pocket of a classmate in February in a fourth-period class, and the boy was suspended and later expelled.
In recommending Elliot's expulsion, Meadows, who could not be reached for comment last week, noted, "I personally wrote to Stonybrook parents twice this year concerning weapons, the school's actions, protocols and procedures. I also reiterated the importance in communication with our students concerning this serious matter."
Besides being notified by letter on March 21 of the expulsion effort against Elliot, the boy's mother received a letter dated March 20 from Michael J. Wallpe, Warren Township Schools' associate superintendent of school improvement.
Ironically, the letter states that Elliot is recommended for advanced placement courses in English, science and social studies for his freshman year at Warren Central High School.
Voge-Wehrheim said her son's suspension already has damaged grades on his latest report card.
She and Elliot note he has always had good grades, has participated in a variety of school activities and has never had any other disciplinary matter arise against him in his school years.
The family's attorney said school officials' actions send students the wrong message.
"Their message is to be dishonest, take more chances," Newman said.
He said Elliot could not be worse off at this point in school discipline than if he had taken the knife to school intentionally, kept it with him in school where it could pose a risk and just happened to get caught.
"What's the incentive?" Newman said of students who want to do the right thing.
School policy requires students "to report knowledge of deadly or dangerous weapons or threats of violence to the school administration."
Elliot "didn't want to keep it (the knife) on his person," Newman said. "The school is saying, 'Don't make this responsible choice.' "
 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/look_what_showed_up_in_the_newspaper.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/more_than_a_mouthful.mws palyer101 2006-04-04T10:04:57-05:00 <![CDATA[More Than A Mouthful]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/more_than_a_mouthful.mws Alright, get this:

I was walking thru Castleton mall on Sunday, with my older sister {22}, younger sister {12, it was her birthday}, and two of my younger sis's friends.
We passed by Hot Topic and were on our way to the pet store, when this guy caught my eye. He was walking with big boots on, and a large trenchcoat. But it wasn't just any coat.
The coat he was wearing was a perfect replica of Vash the Stampede's coat from Trigun. Red coat, black buttons that went all the way down the front. Every single sash and loop, belt hole, every single aspect of the coat was perfectly tailored to look like the real thing. I stared in awe as he passed, then turned to keep on watching him.
That's when I realized that my younger sister was giggling. She was apparently making fun of him, because he was dressed so weird.
I just got so pissed off at that...It was truly upsetting. She couldn't even appreciate the fact that that guy probably had to spend a lot of money for that coat, and she couldn't appreciate the tailorship and workmanship that had been put into it.
She couldn't appreciate that the guy was probably feeling just a tad bit weird himself, let alone looking it. And all my sister could do was laugh.
She really is a bitch. I wished I had a coat like that.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/more_than_a_mouthful.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/27_days.mws palyer101 2006-04-05T11:04:25-05:00 <![CDATA[27 Days]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/27_days.mws Tool's new album, 10,000 Days, is being released on May 2, I just learned.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/27_days.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kansas_city_shuffle.mws palyer101 2006-04-10T09:04:26-05:00 <![CDATA[Kansas City Shuffle]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/kansas_city_shuffle.mws I saw Lucky Number Slevin yesterday. What can I say? I thought it was very, VERY good despite some of the critical reviews its gotten. Its plot has more twists and turns than a scar on Lori Alan's chest. {If you catch my drift!!!}

So..I'm bored and hungry right now. I'll just leave you with a few parting words:

goodkat
bad dog
snake eater

Keep those in mind. :)

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/kansas_city_shuffle.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=335 palyer101 2006-04-11T04:04:34-05:00 <![CDATA[Updates All Around]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=335 Okay, so I've got a new blog theme, in case you didn't notice. It's all about Kingdom Hearts 2! I stayed up real late designing it so you all had better be appreciative. Also, I've revamped my Wiki page, adding some new content, changing things around. Go check it out.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/335 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/beauty_within_the_shell.mws palyer101 2006-04-19T05:04:21-05:00 <![CDATA[Beauty Within the Shell]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/beauty_within_the_shell.mws Here from behind my sight, my thoughts, my mind
Show from the light
The time is right
And from the depth within show the balance
Of outer and inner harmony
Mind and heart, soul and spirit undivided
Here's where the true strength and beauty lies
We'll see this before us with our own eyes
We'll see, with our own eyes...Love.

^^Taken from the lyrics in "Living Inside the Shell" from the Official Soundtrack for Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex {2nd GIG}

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/beauty_within_the_shell.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/let_the_adventure_begin.mws palyer101 2006-04-20T08:04:52-05:00 <![CDATA[Let the Adventure Begin]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/let_the_adventure_begin.mws

So I go out last night to EB Games with the intent of buying Final Fantasy VIII. I wanted FFVII, but it's impossible to find in stores so I settled for second best. I realized purchasing FFVIII might have been slightly foolish...the game spans 4 discs. It's gonna take me forever to finish it.

I would have been able to borrow FFVII from Chris but he's being an ass so whatever...

I like the game so far, but it feels way too easy. Spellcasting is simplistic, attacks are powerful...I hope the game gets harder because after beating Kingdom Hearts 2 with such ease, I need a challenge!

Anyway, I'm at school right now. We're getting out early today (12:45), and I'm in first period..we're only going to go to fifth and come home.

I wish this was Friday so bad...what's the point of having a half-day on Thursday? It's like the school board is teasing us..dangling this prize in front of us but snatching it back at the last minute in the form of a full Friday.

But I digress...I gotta go now. the bell is about to ring...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/let_the_adventure_begin.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_all_walks_of_life.mws palyer101 2006-04-21T01:04:20-05:00 <![CDATA[From All Walks of Life]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_all_walks_of_life.mws

So I'm under this foolish notion that if I blog more often, then people might actually read it.

Of course, I'm not expecting that to happen.

 

Anyway, I'm at school again. I'm glad it's friday, I'm gonna see Silent Hill tonight! I hope it's as scary as the games(which were quite frightening!)

I haven't played much more of FFVIII lately, I didn't play at all last night, despite my gushing over it previously. I just got past the part when Squall joins SeeD.

 

This school sucks. So far today, I've encountered nearly every type of stupidity.

  • The deaf kind: People who continually repeating something, despite the fact that you've already corrected them.
  • The stubborn kind: People who will call you gay, stupid, etc., but can't really find a reason why.
  • The blind kind: Someone who thinks they are doing something funny, or entertaining, when it's actually just retarded.
  • The naive kind: A person who might read this blog and say "Hey, I love Final Fantasy! Isn't Tidus so cool?"
  • The loud, ugly, obnoxious kind: Do I really have to explain?

Anyway, the bell is about to ring. I'll be home in about an hour.

And for the love of God, someone PLEASE read this so I don't feel like the Internet is dead to me.

 

 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/from_all_walks_of_life.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/talk_about_a_mistake.mws palyer101 2006-04-22T11:04:39-05:00 <![CDATA[Talk About a Mistake]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/talk_about_a_mistake.mws Did anyone else notice that about fifteen minutes ago or so, this website was down? It looks like someone better start paying the bills before that guy from The Matrix pulls the plug on Mindsay!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/talk_about_a_mistake.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sanctuary.mws palyer101 2006-04-23T02:04:33-05:00 <![CDATA[Sanctuary]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/sanctuary.mws

In you and I there's a new land
Angels in flight
I need more affection than you know
A sanctuary
My sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music inside
I need more affection than you know
What's left of me
What's left of me now

I watch you, fast asleep
All I fear means nothing

 

So many ups and downs
My heart's a battleground
I need two emotions
I need more affection than you know
I need two emotions

You show me how to see
That nothing is whole and
Nothing is broken

 

My fears, my lies
Melt away
I need more affection than you know

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/sanctuary.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/eye_candy_orgasms_abound.mws palyer101 2006-04-24T04:04:18-05:00 <![CDATA[Eye Candy Orgasms Abound!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/eye_candy_orgasms_abound.mws Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, special edition DVD, hits stores tomorrow. I'll be picking it up, and you should do the same, since this is going to be the sexiest movie ever.
Even though you have to wait another sixteen hours, here's a nice trailer from last year for the movie. Watch and enjoy:

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/eye_candy_orgasms_abound.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/things_you_should_know.mws palyer101 2006-04-26T03:04:42-05:00 <![CDATA[Things You Should Know]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/things_you_should_know.mws I'm the gayest straight guy you'll ever meet. Sometimes, I'm so gay it's scary. Sometimes, My gayness gets in the way of my life and prevents me from carrying out everday activities...like doing homework..or sleeping...
It's awfully disturbing how fucked up in the head I am. One minute I'm sitting, watching television, and I feel fine. I'm probably watching Cowboy Bebop, or some other anime that I enjoy. But, two minutes later, I'll probably be thinking about some little naked gay boy....What the fuck man?
I sit and read gay Yaoi Kingdom Hearts fanfics....what the hell is up with that? Can I not find something better to do? Something less...gay?

Here's something else thats creepy about me: I was watching the movie "Just Friends" earlier...and the guy in the movie has a little brother. They beat each other up all the time, and look like they would hate each other. But; as the movie clearly points out, they still care deeply for one another and have a relationship that no one and no event could tarnish. Why couldnt i have grown up with something like that? Why can't i ever have something like that? what did i do wrong? I bet if I had a brother, i wouldn't be so gay.
I guess that means i should blame my mother for not giving me a brother...and by now it's more than too late. but i love my mom and blaming her is foolish. i wish there was just someone in the world i could share something like that with...something that beautiful, something that untouchable, something that pure.

Even as i write this, i can't help but wonder if there's a good Yaoi fanfic somewhere i should be looking for, so i can nut one more time before i go to bed. isn't this degrading?
I'm not even using capital letter's anymore!

And why the hell do I always feel so guilty about watching anime..and playing video games? I'll tell you. It's goddamm society. It's stupid people who have fucked up ideals like "Video games are dumb." Okay, so you think video games are dumb? Would you like to tell me why? "Because you could play a sport instead." ...Is that even a legit excuse? Care to say something less STUPID? "Because they are gay." Dude, shut up. You're the reason guys nowadays are turning gay. You don't like gays? Fine. I don't care. But don't go around converting every straight guy you find and then complain about it. Stop being a dumbass, and grow some damn balls.

Now I would go into a rant about how anime is viewed by 75% of Americans as juvenile and stupid, but it won't change anything. Maybe I'll talk to you about it once you sprout a fucking brain.
Get on my level, motherfuckers.

And I'm SPENT!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/things_you_should_know.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/internet_blog_serial_number.mws palyer101 2006-04-29T10:04:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Internet Blog Serial Number]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/internet_blog_serial_number.mws

Linkage:

http://www.hewop.com/~ibsn/index.php

http://www.hewop.com/~ibsn/add.php

 

Internet Blog Serial Number

The IBSN (Internet Blog Serial Number) was born on February 2nd, 2006 , as an answer to the Spanish administration's negative to grant an ISSN to Internet blogs.

Differences between ISSN, ISBN and IBSN

The ISSN (International Standard Serial Number) and the ISBN (International Standard Book Number) are numeric identification codes. The ISSN, an 8-digit number, is the international code for periodical publications (magazines, newspapers...) while the ISBN, a 10-digit number, identifies books.

The IBSN (Internet Blog Serial Number) is also formed by 10 digits, and identifies Internet blogs.

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Alright, there it is. I registered my blog with the IBSN and have my own barcode and stuff...so I guess that makes this blog legal and shit!

Blog name: Songs About Money Written By Machines
URL: http://palyer101.mindsay.com
IBSN: 112791-7-14-2
IBSN: Internet Blog Serial Number 112791-7-14-2

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/internet_blog_serial_number.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/major_blog_changesupdates.mws palyer101 2006-05-06T03:05:24-05:00 <![CDATA[Major Blog Changes/Updates]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/major_blog_changesupdates.mws I changed my blog around...did you notice?

It's got a Hitman theme since that's the series of games I'm currently fixated upon.
I want a header picture up there, but haven't found one so that's why the space is still blank. Sorry. I looked and looked but nothing would work, so if anyone can find me a picture that would fit up there (and it must have something to do with Hitman!) then that would be very much appreciated!!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/major_blog_changesupdates.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/watching_g4_in_my_beautiful_chair.mws palyer101 2006-05-09T05:05:57-05:00 <![CDATA[Watching G4 In My Beautiful Chair]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/watching_g4_in_my_beautiful_chair.mws The coverage of E3 on G4 (one of the only video game networks on television) is airing tonight, and ending on the 11th..I'll be watching. Will You?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/watching_g4_in_my_beautiful_chair.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/e3_1st_day.mws palyer101 2006-05-10T03:05:15-05:00 <![CDATA[E3, 1st Day]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/e3_1st_day.mws Here's my thoughts on what I saw on G4 from E3 yesterday:

Alright, The Wii (previously the Revolution) looks promising, but I have a few hesitations about it. Imagine this: I'm sitting at home masturbating, and I get caught by my mom. How embarrasing and bad for me! Now imagine this: I'm sitting at home playing with my Wii, and my best friend walks in...it's kind of the same thing. It sounds like fun but I don't want to be seen doing it.

Halo 3 was announced, and we saw a trailer...that's about it. The trailer didn't even show much of anything other than the ground opening up and Master Chief standing there and looking good...which is what he does best anyway.

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots...wow. I mean, Holy Shit. I didn't expect this at all...the trailer shown was mostly just Snake rambling on about the good ol' days, then we see him with a gun in his mouth. Scary.

Spore looked awesome, and the interview with Will Wright was entertaining...I can't wait to see when Spore will be released and whether or not it will run on my slightly-older-than-usual PC.

The PS3 will be released this November in the same fashion as Xbox 360...and damn it sounds nice. All free online features that will be equal if not better than the X-Live Marketplace...and super cool graphics...good lineup of games so far...I can't wait. Downside? $500 starting price...it goes all the way up to $600 if you want the extra hard drive and what/not.

My final thoughts for the 1st day of the show were "Grand Theft Auto 4 comes out next October, huh? I wonder how many people will actually be playing it, since none of us are gonna get PS3's without mortgaging our homes."

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/e3_1st_day.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/end_of_disc_1.mws palyer101 2006-05-20T10:05:01-05:00 <![CDATA[End of Disc 1]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/end_of_disc_1.mws With the end of my eighth grade school year drawing ever closer, I sit down and ask myself:


"Why the hell am I going to the Eighth Grade Graduation ceremony?"

Seriously. I'm not going to have any friends left by then...I'm probably gonna end up scaring them all away. I'll still be playing Final Fantasy 7, so I'll need to be at home doing that instead. There won't be any pizza (or beer...or sex) so what's really the point? Plus, I have to dress up in some faggot outfit that I will most definitely NOT look smexy in. (nevermind the technicalities)

The only thing that will convince me not to make an ass of myself (since I'm being forced into this shit) is if there's a bitchin afterparty for all the graduates.
And it damn well better be at MY house.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/end_of_disc_1.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_second_coming.mws palyer101 2006-05-22T03:05:26-05:00 <![CDATA[The Second Coming]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_second_coming.mws Adult Swim recently announced the second new anime they're getting this year. It's...

BLEACH!!!!

This is exciting news. I can't wait until they start airing it. Hooray!!!!


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_second_coming.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/read_between_the_lines.mws palyer101 2006-05-23T10:05:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Read Between The Lines]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/read_between_the_lines.mws "It was at that very moment...that a wave of realization, like a tsunami, swept down and hit me with such force that I had to stop for a moment and think about what the hell just came over me."

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/read_between_the_lines.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/at_the_end_of_my_wits.mws palyer101 2006-05-25T04:05:05-05:00 <![CDATA[At the End of My Wits]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/at_the_end_of_my_wits.mws A man who fought in the Civil War, Vietnam, or even during the Revolution could probably tell you one thing. He'd probably want to tell you that future generations wouldn't have anything if it weren't for those who came before them.
I attend school with some of the most pitiful excuses for "the future" you will ever meet. Very unintelligent, immature, stupid people. I try to ignore it, but it's just too much. Now it's too much. I know an eighth grade flunkie (who's enjoying an 'instant replay' of 8th grade) who doesn't know the definition of "teasing" or "battering." I know people who have the worst case of what I've affectionately dubbed the "ethnicity crisis." I know people who think that talent can be found in a rapper or a hip-hop musician.
And I feel disgusting using the word "musician" when referring to a rapper or whatever you want to call them. They don't make music, no no. They sit in studios, synthesize sounds, and then add words when it's all finished. These men have never touched a guitar, drumstick, or any other instrument in their life. Rappers are not musicians, and they certainly are not artists of any kind.
When I think "music," names of bands, songs, and instruments come to mind. Nowadays my peers think...I don't even know what anymore. Rappers and hip-hoppers have some of the dumbest names in the world. I can't even name a popular music artist today. Know why? Because at least 70% of them are your cliche rap/hip-hop star.
Flunkies who don't know the meaning of the word "tease", "cliche", "synthesize", or "compression" shouldn't have the right to free speech. I am American, but I feel the Constitution needs amending..again. Stupid people should not have free speech. A black middle schooler who is really old enough to be a sophomore shouldn't be allowed to throw around words like "fuck" or "nigger." They need to keep their mouths shut so not to disturb the more intelligent masses. And I don't even know if the group of intelligent people on earth can be called the "masses" anymore. I think people like me, sane well minded people, are the minority now.
Rap music is the worst invention known to mankind today. It is not innovative, or even entertaining. Rap IS; however, boring, loud, annoying, and usually derogatory. Rap songs are never about anything important, they are usually just loud noise about people with money and women. Oh, and female rap stars are whores.
Whores...that also reminds me. A girl is walking down the hallway. She looks nice from the outside appearance, but she's had six boyfriends in the last month. She throws the word "love" around like it's a football, "offensive" is her second language, and she doesn't have a first. What a whore. And I use the word loosely nowadays...I blame society.
My peers have forgotten their roots. Back to my original point, my generation of youth do not appreciate who came before them, and how those who did are influencing everything they're watching, reading, and listening to today. I attend school with people who have no appreciation or care in the world for classic poetry. People who don't know who John Hughes is, think The Beatles were homosexuals (and don't know whether John Lennon was a musician or a civil rights activist), think the Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, The Princess Bride, and Princess Mononoke were bad movies. People who think that Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas isn't a video game, but rather a lifestyle, think that anime is juvenile and sucks, people who can't read a book more than 37 pages long, people who think using words like "joanin(sp?)" and "holla" are cool. ...I can't go on. If I did...I would be here for hours.
I learned today that at the eighth grade graduation ceremony this year, the music being played will be by Sean Paul. This sickens me to think that our youth are so blind that they couldn't pick something more poignant, emotional, or nostalgic to listen to when they move on to high school. This is supposed to be a turning point in my life, and the only thing I'll be able to remember it by is some fucking wannabe with no talent.

And now it's time for something REALLY offensive:
I hate 65% of all black people that attend Stonybrook Middle School.
30% of the males at Stonybrook are NOT total idiots who look at a female and only see vagina and breasts.
I can only count the number of females I don't think are whores or stupid on my fingers and toes.
Going on 70% of the white people at my school act like they are black.
At least one out of every four people who read this will wonder what the word "poignant" means.
100% of the aforementioned people will look up the word "poignant"

The future looks bleak, I hate everyone, "fuck" just isn't cutting it anymore, and I'm at the point where if you so much as look at me funny, I'll shoot you.
I need to move to an uninhabited country.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/at_the_end_of_my_wits.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_word_of_the_day_is.mws palyer101 2006-06-01T03:06:15-05:00 <![CDATA[And The Word of the Day Is...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_word_of_the_day_is.mws Idiosyncrasy(n.)- A structural or behavioral characteristic peculiar to an individual or group.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/and_the_word_of_the_day_is.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/song_of_the_day.mws palyer101 2006-06-02T11:06:31-05:00 <![CDATA[Song of the Day]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/song_of_the_day.mws

Song of the Day 

 

"Don't You Forget About Me"

by

Simple Minds

Will you recognize me
Call my name or walk on by...
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down...


 

"Don't You Forget About Me" remix/Breakfast Club Tribute

 

I've loved this song, and I find that it grows better with age. Today seems quite appropriate for me to play it and share it, since I just finished my last day of school in the eighth grade. I guess this is supposed to be quite an event. I figured I'd celebrate with some nostalgic goodness, and let myself bask in the comfort of the Summer that I'm about to dive in to.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/song_of_the_day.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jack_thompson_rears_his_ugly_head_once_again.mws palyer101 2006-06-05T05:06:55-05:00 <![CDATA[Jack Thompson rears his ugly head once again]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jack_thompson_rears_his_ugly_head_once_again.mws

Police seize violent games in shooting investigation

Acting on advice of Jack Thompson, sheriff's deputies search home of suspected Louisiana killer and confiscate M-rated games.
By Brendan Sinclair, GameSpot
Posted Jun 5, 2006 10:06 am PT

Last week, sheriff's deputies conducting an investigation into the murder of a 55-year-old Louisiana man seized a number of games rated M for Mature from the home of a 16-year-old suspect, according to a report in the Baton Rouge paper The Advocate. The action was taken at the suggestion of controversial Florida attorney Jack Thompson.

Thompson told The Advocate that he suggested the sheriffs look for violent games in the youth's house because he felt the killings mirrored a scenario from Grand Theft Auto. The original reports indicated that the victim was beaten to death and shot in the face by the 16-year-old and a 17-year-old accomplice.

"Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hit man or a video gamer," Thompson told the paper.

While the police did seize the games, it's unclear exactly what role they will play in the investigation. West Feliciana Parish Sheriff's Captain Spence Dilworth told the paper, "I think it goes beyond video games, but who's to say?"

Source Article: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6152276.html

 

Sounds to me like it was Jack Thompson's fault in the first place. The man heard him on TV or something, then raided the kid's house. The kid was obviously troubled in the first place, and shot the man. The man shouldn't have heeded Jack Thompons' ridiculous advice. Jack should just shut up now, since he could have prevented this entire thing in the first place.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/jack_thompson_rears_his_ugly_head_once_again.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/grow_up.mws palyer101 2006-06-08T01:06:51-05:00 <![CDATA[Grow Up]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/grow_up.mws I'm tired of being their goddamm babysitter.







]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/grow_up.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_is_what_happens_when_i_think_too_much.mws palyer101 2006-06-09T11:06:27-05:00 <![CDATA[This Is What Happens When I Think Too Much]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_is_what_happens_when_i_think_too_much.mws Some recent bulletins floating around myspace are involving a petition that was started to make Myspace allow nudity. I'm all for it. But that's just because I'm perverted.

I know it will probably never happen. But then I started thinking...and when I start thinking...things happen...

Let's suppose MySpace started allowing nudity. Instantly, profiles everywhere would have nude pictures. Each user would proabably have at least one naked picture of themselves on their profile somewhere, simply because they are curious. Now, we all know who most of our Myspace users are. That's right, teens. Young teens.

So, we suddenly have naked teens. Everywhere. It's unstoppable, MySpace can't regulate it, no one can stop the rapid influx of nude children. It's a child molestor's wet dream!

That's child pornography, folks. And we all know that (for some reason. *shrug*) child pornography is illegal. So, that means the government (or whoever regulates "that kind of thing") would shut down MySpace in the blink of an eye.

This means, when we put it in logical terms: MySpace allows nudity, a few months pass, MySpace gets shut down permanently.

Am I right? Or am I right?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/this_is_what_happens_when_i_think_too_much.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/quotation_its_a_sensation.mws palyer101 2006-06-12T02:06:37-05:00 <![CDATA[Quotation: It's a Sensation]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/quotation_its_a_sensation.mws "then... in 2071 in the universe, The Bounty Hunters, who are gathering in the spaceship "BEBOP" will play freely without fear of risky things. They must create new dreams and films by breaking traditional styles. The work, which will become a new genre itself, will be called COWBOY BEBOP."

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/quotation_its_a_sensation.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/firefox_extensions_and_household_suspensions.mws palyer101 2006-06-13T11:06:40-05:00 <![CDATA[Firefox Extensions and Household Suspensions]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/firefox_extensions_and_household_suspensions.mws Well, I just found a really good one, called NoScript
It works really well. It blocks nearly every single ad on a web page, so no more accidental clicking! YAY! This is why I love Firefox!

As for what's going on at the Homefront, I'm really bored. But in a good way, since I'm not going to school. I love not going to school.
I want to play some Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, but the server I used to play on is defunct, so that leaves me feeling stumped. Maybe I'll play Trivial Pursuit here soon, it sounds like fun. Mary is here with my lil sis, so that should prove interesting.
Later, Everyone!


]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/firefox_extensions_and_household_suspensions.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/disaster_report.mws palyer101 2006-06-13T01:06:38-05:00 <![CDATA[Disaster Report]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/disaster_report.mws Well I should have known that would never work                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/disaster_report.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/best_quote_from_a_tv_show_ever.mws palyer101 2006-06-13T07:06:24-05:00 <![CDATA[Best Quote from A TV Show Ever]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/best_quote_from_a_tv_show_ever.mws "Fuck you in the neck!"


I love saying it so much...it's just so offensive, and it has the desired result when I say it to people.

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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_taste_of_my_new_photobucket.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/questionnaire.mws palyer101 2006-06-15T10:06:40-05:00 <![CDATA[Questionnaire]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/questionnaire.mws It's the middle of a hurricane, and you're sitting at a bus station with three other people. One is an old sick lady, who's going to die if she doesn't get to the hospital. The second is your best friend, who once saved your life. The third is the girl of your dreams.
The bus comes, but there's only room for two more people. Who do you take with you?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/questionnaire.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/answer_to_the_riddle.mws palyer101 2006-06-18T10:06:57-05:00 <![CDATA[Answer to the Riddle]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/answer_to_the_riddle.mws You give your car keys to your best friend, tell him to take the old lady to the hospital, and get on the bus with the girl of your dreams.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/answer_to_the_riddle.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fourth_of_july_amusement.mws palyer101 2006-07-06T12:07:12-05:00 <![CDATA[Fourth of July Amusement]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fourth_of_july_amusement.mws So a few odd things happened this year during our festivities.

First: A friend of mine stopped by the house to enjoy the show, but as he got up to our house, three car fulls of African Americans (?) pulled up and started yelling, screaming, and making threats to him. He ran inside and said that they had followed him here, saying he pulled a gun on them and threatened them. I was pretty scared, to say the least. But, my older sis saved the day. She got in their faces, yelled, screamed, threatened to call the cops, etc. I guess that scared them away.

Second: Aforementioned sister lit a mortar shell in the wrong type of loader, and it exploded in our driveway. It wasn't as scary as the gangster attack, but it seemed to put a period on the evening, sort of like a bad omen.

Anywho, I'm playing a lot of Mortal Kombat recently. I bought Deception after a long hiatus of not playing any MK games, and it's been so-so for me. I like the Chess and Puzzle modes, but the classic fighting is lackluster. Also, the character selection is a bit depressing, and the combat system is almost too complex. You'll just find yourself button mashing as usual instead of using any real thought or tactics to overcome your opponents. I find that "Mortal Kombat Trilogy" is actually more enjoyable, even though it was for the PSone.

And with that, I'm going to bed. G'night, everyone.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fourth_of_july_amusement.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/profile_finally_updated.mws palyer101 2006-07-06T10:07:15-05:00 <![CDATA[Profile Finally Updated]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/profile_finally_updated.mws After forgetting that I even had a personal profile on Mindsay, I have updated and revised it. Check it out, if you want.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/profile_finally_updated.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/happy_birthday_bush.mws palyer101 2006-07-07T11:07:30-05:00 <![CDATA[Happy Birthday Bush]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/happy_birthday_bush.mws

Today, the president of the United States, George Bush, turns 60. The following is an article posted on the Internet yesterday regarding the big man's birthday:

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"Nintendo of America sent President Bush an early baby boomer gift pack today. The bag of presidential goodies includes a DS Lite and a copy of Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day. Bush turns 60 tomorrow. I'd make some age/ intellect jokes, but the sheer number of possibilities have temporarily locked-up my snark muscle.

Lets just hope that Nintendo didn't put it in one of those electronics-festooned, trumpet flaring boxes. I'd hate to see a Secret Service bomb squad called out to explode such a nice piece of portable gaming.

Hit the jump for the completly Mario-free letter that was included in the gift bag"

Dear President Bush:
Happy Birthday!
Don't worry, turning 60 is an exciting milestone. As you know, you've joined millions of other baby boomers in an invigorating new decade of your life. And, like many boomers, you may be looking for ways to keep your mind sharp. That's where we come in.

Please accept our gift of a new Nintendo DS Lite system and a copy of Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day. You now join millions of people around the world who have fun challenging themselves with Brain Age. If you have never played a video game before, don't worry. Brain Age is part of our new Touch Generations brand, which includes games that are easy for people of any age - regardless of their video game experience - to pick up and start playing immediately.

It's obvious you don't have a lot of time to play games, which makes Brain Age such a great activity for you - just a few minutes a day with more than 15 daily training tests will help keep your mind sharp. Training tests include categories like math, reading and memorization. Try it for a few days and watch your score improve. Brain Age also comes with more than 100 sudoku puzzles - these could make your next long flight on Air Force One a bit more fun! (Perhaps copies of Brain Age for journalists joining you on your next flight would be a nice distraction!)
Have fun exploring Brain Age with your Nintendo DS Lite and be sure to let us know your brain age!

Have a tremendous birthday!

Sincerely,

Your Friends at Nintendo

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Something tells me that this is a plot to try and make the president smarter. I don't think it's going to work. Or perhaps it's some Japanese conspiracy to brainwash our president with their entertainment devices? Only time will tell...

 

 

 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/happy_birthday_bush.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/beam_me_up_scotty.mws palyer101 2006-07-07T09:07:32-05:00 <![CDATA[Beam Me Up Scotty]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/beam_me_up_scotty.mws I just got back from the new Pirates movie, and I was thoroughly impressed. It's one of my favorite movies so far this year. My only complaint about the movie is that I had to sit next to four Depp fangirls the entire time and GOD it gets annoying quick. All the gasping, and cheering. At least when I left the theater, I saw two girls from school that are a bit more civilized.

I would continue, but I'm feeling sick right now. I think I might have ate something that's not sitting on my stomach too well.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/beam_me_up_scotty.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_desperate_cry_for_help.mws palyer101 2006-07-08T01:07:36-05:00 <![CDATA[A Desperate Cry for Help]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_desperate_cry_for_help.mws I just installed the newest version of Windows Media Player and it sucks. It sucks hard. I hate the damn library setup, view, layout, whatever the fuck you call it. I am so pissed off right now it is not even funny. Does ANYONE know of a way to restore the old library view to this new version? You know, with the song title, artist, and album in listed columns instead of these goddamm album icons and stupid fucking song groups? I HATE YOU MICROSOFT!!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/a_desperate_cry_for_help.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motostupidity.mws palyer101 2006-07-08T09:07:48-05:00 <![CDATA[Motostupidity]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motostupidity.mws Well, I got my new cell phone today. it's one of the Razors. They're really nice, and the phone was working fine until we went out to dinner. It shut off and it won't turn back on. We tried charging the battery, but it still won't work. We'll end up getting another one, I'm sure.


MOTHERFUCKERS

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/motostupidity.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motohallelujah.mws palyer101 2006-07-09T02:07:44-05:00 <![CDATA[MotoHallelujah]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motohallelujah.mws Hooray! My new Razor phone thing is working just fine now...No problems whatsoever. So, Jen and Christi, call me more often...I want to use my sexy new device...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/motohallelujah.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motofury.mws palyer101 2006-07-09T07:07:52-05:00 <![CDATA[Motofury]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motofury.mws The loathing I have for this phone burns with the intensity of 1,000 suns. And the feeling of self-loathing I get when I realize that I'm a hopeless sap for using this piece of shit is almost unbearable.

Someone kill me.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/motofury.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motoredmeption.mws palyer101 2006-07-10T11:07:41-05:00 <![CDATA[Motoredmeption]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/motoredmeption.mws Justice has been served! My phone is (once again) running normally, and I have a new wallpaper + ringtone to go along with it! Let the calls flow in!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/motoredmeption.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/totally_true_tidbits_about_australia.mws palyer101 2006-07-11T12:07:18-05:00 <![CDATA[Totally True Tidbits About Australia]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/totally_true_tidbits_about_australia.mws

* Australia is sometimes referred to as the "island continent". This is not exactly true, as it is actually connected to Asia by a series of underwater tunnels constructed by Aquaman prior to starting his so-called crime-fighting "career".

 

* Australia was originally a British penal colony for exiled thieves and murderers. It is not to be confused with France, which was originally a British penal colony for the cowardly and annoying.

 

* Australia eventually outgrew its shady past and evolved into a modern civilized nation. France has yet to make that particular leap.

 

* The basic unit of Australian currency is giant cans of beer, which explains why Australian men have gargantuan arm muscles.

 

* Australia is known for its vast, wooly herds of opals.

 

* It's also known for its many sheep mining operations.

 

* The kangaroo is a pouched marsupial native to Australia. Most women own them for storage purposes, since purses are illegal in Australia.

 

* Rabbits are considered a pest in Australia. Although somewhat cute and fuzzy, they tend to wander the country in packs, destroying everything in sight, and pooping everywhere with no respect for property rights, much like American hippies.

 

* The central portion of Australia is a dry, barren wasteland containing nothing of interest. Think of it as the real-world equivalent of an "Air America" broadcast day.

 

* The Prime Minister of Australia is John Howard, and not, as most Americans assume, Steve Irwin. The confusion IS understandable, since Howard keeps a pair of crocodiles chained to the throne of terrorist skulls upon which he sits.

 

* Contrary to a popular American stereotype, most Australians do NOT wear hats decorated with crocodile teeth or sell Subarus. That was just a phase Paul Hogan went through before he found Goth.

 

* Dingoes are wild dogs native to Australia, and shouldn't be confused with Ding-Dongs, which have less hair, and more cream filling.

 

* Koala bears, also native to Australia, may look cute and cuddly, but they are actually very dangerous. If you see one, don't make any sudden moves - just give him your wallet and hope he doesn't hurt you.

 

* Australians are strong, loyal, trustworthy, and fierce fighters. If for some unimaginable reason you don't own a gun, consider carrying an Australian in your holster instead.

 

* A platypus is an odd-looking creature that appears to be a cross between a duck and a beaver. They live primarily in water and to confuse biologists.

 

* Ayers' Rock is an incredibly huge rock that... well... it... um... that is... er... uh... anyway, it's really big, so don't make it angry.

 

* But the best thing about Australians is that they have a great sense of humor. Even if some stupid American comes along and pokes a little good-natured fun at them they'll just laugh and [WHACK!] OW! MY NOSE!

 

Source: http://www.imao.us/archives/cat_totally_true_tidbits.html

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/totally_true_tidbits_about_australia.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/an_offer_i_cant_refuse.mws palyer101 2006-07-13T03:07:20-05:00 <![CDATA[An Offer I Can't Refuse]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/an_offer_i_cant_refuse.mws I'm going to be coming in to a large sum of money in the near future. My friend (whom I think I'm ripping off. haha!) is buying my Gamecube. That's right, I'm ridding myself of the infamous "purple lunchbox." With the Gamecube, I'm also selling five games, two of which are no longer sold in stores.

How much will I be making, you ask? A whopping $135. I would be more excited, but most of that is going into the bank instead of my pocket.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/an_offer_i_cant_refuse.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/passion_of_the_clerks.mws palyer101 2006-07-23T05:07:00-05:00 <![CDATA[Passion of the Clerks]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/passion_of_the_clerks.mws I saw Clerks 2 on Friday...this is the best comedy I've seen in years. It's better than Wedding Crashers, it's better than the first Clerks, it's better than...well, everything. Go see it now. There's not much more I can say.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/passion_of_the_clerks.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/nevermind_the_dreamscapes.mws palyer101 2006-07-27T08:07:32-05:00 <![CDATA[Nevermind The Dreamscapes]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/nevermind_the_dreamscapes.mws

So I was sleeping last night (because..um, you know, people do that sort of thing), and I had a nightmare. Now, this wouldn't be too terribly odd, but this is different because I've been having nightmares all week. I felt I have to share this one and try to get some counsel on it.

 

It started out, I was sleeping (in my dream). Then, I get a phone call and some person on the phone tells me that Warren Central (my projected High School) was starting today. Summer was over. I was sent into a panic unlike any other. I didn't have any school supplies, I haven't gone to Warren Central before, I've never even been to High School. WC is a big place. It's one of the largest schools in the country.

But back to the dream.

 

In my dream, it was the first day of school and I was completely unprepared. However, I wasn't about to be absent. So I threw on some clothes, and walked out the door. Terror struck again.

High School teens "en mass" were making their way towards the building. There were no buses. There were no cars. Just tons of kids slowly trekking towards the school. I joined the march.

It was so frightening. I'd never been so afraid of anything in my life. I dunno what was so scary about it, but I was so petrified that I could have died of fright right there.

 

The strange thing was that everyone else who was trekking was unlike me. These other kids weren't nerds, they weren't geeks, they didn't have glasses, they were jocks and had big bodies and looked like they got all the girls. They were all ready for school. Some of them carried bookbags and notebooks, others carried very odd things, like donuts or other food items. ALL of them, however, were calm and collected. No one was panicky or nervous. I felt so out of place. I continued walking.

 

I happened upon a gas station and noticed that many kids were stepping inside, as if it were some sort of pit stop. I went in too. I found a friend. I was surprised to find my real-life friend Matt inside. I wondered what he was doing. I rushed up to him and started to complain about how I was so unready for this day and how everyone else was scaring the shit out of me. He didn't seem to care. He walked past me, payed for his goods, and continued on his way.

 

Now I wanted to break down and cry. But this dream was far from over. I continued towards the building like all the others. Eventually, a large castle-looking edifice dawned in the distance. I had found my destination. I entered the building like all the others. A gym teacher stood in the main entrance, and instructed all of us to enter the gymnasium. We were going to play sports all day. Everyone cheered and hollered as they dashed into the gym. I felt so out of place still. I hate sports, and I'm not too keen on running around and doing physical activity. Even Matt and a few more kids I recognized were eager to join the festivities. I was left alone in the hallway, and everything suddenly went dark. I was all alone.

 

I decided to call my mother (who hadn't showed up in this dream yet...odd) and cry for help. I dialed the number on a phone that hadn't been in my pocket before, and started thinking about all the things I needed to tell her. "I have no supplies, did you know school started today?, Come pick me up, help, help, help" and all that jazz. However, the phone rang twice, and a recording began to speak to me: "I'm sorry, but the person you're trying to call is dead."

 

^^Yeah, that's how my dream was. I woke up and felt like crying. It was very depressing. I dunno if this is going to reflect anything about my Freshman experience or not...If so, I might just die.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/nevermind_the_dreamscapes.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/last_fucking_time.mws palyer101 2006-07-30T10:07:14-05:00 <![CDATA[Last Fucking Time]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/last_fucking_time.mws

So my week trip to my sister's house is done. I come back to realize that I shouldn't have left. My other sibiling has fucked with the computer so much while I was gone, and shit is messed up. Biggest problem? Firefox has ceased to work.

I hate everyone.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/last_fucking_time.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ballpeen.mws palyer101 2006-07-30T01:07:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Ballpeen]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/ballpeen.mws

Let's recount another bizzare dream I had this past week, shall we?

 

They seem to be coming in throes recently. The most recent involved me and a group of other people trapped inside a house that was surrouned by zombies. Evil, fast moving zombies. Eventually they broke down the doors and windows and us survivors ran upstairs. There was little time left before we all died. We piled into a bedroom and locked the door.

 

A few minutes later, the zombies got through that too. They attacked. I threw a hammer, in hopes it would slow one of them down, but it bounced off him like rubber. I proceded to run and jump out of a second story window, rolling as I hit the ground. I took off, but as in most dreams, things weren't realistic. My legs began to slow down, feeling rubbery. I couldn't move. A particularly large Michael Clarke Duncan zombie caught up to me, and pounced...

 

I woke up. I've had a few other nightmares like this during the week, but those stories are for another time.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/ballpeen.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/phantasmagoria.mws palyer101 2006-07-31T11:07:30-05:00 <![CDATA[Phantasmagoria]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/phantasmagoria.mws

Another odd dream came to me last night (and may have accounted for my very late sleeping). It involved me and the first day of school. I entered the building and immediately noticed that it was very dark. I met up with an old friend almost instantly, and we tried to keep together throughout the entire day. The classes seemed to all be bunched up in the same cluster-fuck enviornment, and getting through the hallways was like trying to walk around inside a Volkswagon.

 

Almost too soon, the end of the day came. I got on the bus (twas still very dark outside) and rode home silently with my new bus partner. I never really got home, because I woke up too soon. But the next nap that ensued was the exact same dream. I woke up again at the same time, and the dream probably repeated itself thrice.

 

Anywho, that's my official "Nightmare of the Day." I wonder how many more of these I'm going to have before I get back on a regular sleeping schedule.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/phantasmagoria.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_film_must_die.mws palyer101 2006-07-31T09:07:04-05:00 <![CDATA[This Film Must Die]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/this_film_must_die.mws

I saw "John Tucker Must Die" with a few friends...a few meaning "two people I hate and one I don't." The films sucked. I did not like anything about it...I went in knowing I would hate it. I just hoped being with a few other people would lessen my disappointment. I was wrong.

 

I'm going to go be depressed. I hate myself for wasting my dear mother's money on such a horrible film.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/this_film_must_die.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/funimation_films.mws palyer101 2006-08-04T12:08:23-05:00 <![CDATA[Funimation Films]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/funimation_films.mws My most recent dream involved me, my sister, and her girlfriend. We were on a long drive towards some unknown desitnation, but we were all really excited about whatever it was we were doing.We eventually stopped for the night and slept in a really dingy motel. I couldn't sleep...in my dream. Gah! This is confusing. IN MY DREAM, I had insomnia. Odd...

Anyway, I got up the next morning (still in dreamworld) and the three of us continued driving. We eventually came to this really old theater. We got out of the car, and stepped inside. Then we all enjoyed an exclusive screening of the Full Metal Alchemist movie.

Strange? Yes. Scary? Maybe. Awesome? Definitely. I can't wait for the movie to actually come out!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/funimation_films.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/porch_monkeys_4_life.mws palyer101 2006-08-04T03:08:29-05:00 <![CDATA[Porch Monkeys 4 Life]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/porch_monkeys_4_life.mws That's the last time I ever take my little sister to see an inappropriate film EVER again...

A black boy named Jashawd calls our house today and before my sister hangs up, she says "See you later porch monkey."

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/porch_monkeys_4_life.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/praise_be_to_aots.mws palyer101 2006-08-07T07:08:06-05:00 <![CDATA[Praise Be to AOTS]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/praise_be_to_aots.mws "Xbox makes boys feel more powerful. A study by market researchers and psychologists says the branding of Microsoft's Xbox makes boys feel 'more self-confident' and 'power motivated' than Sony's Playstation branding. BUT, the study also revealed that Xbox players generally distrust others more."

I love statistics.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/praise_be_to_aots.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/we_wish_you_many_more.mws palyer101 2006-08-11T12:08:34-05:00 <![CDATA[We Wish You Many More...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/we_wish_you_many_more.mws Happy Birthday Jenny!!! I LOVE YOU!!! Congrats on turning a year older.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/we_wish_you_many_more.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/victor_echo_november_seven_niner.mws palyer101 2006-08-14T11:08:21-05:00 <![CDATA[Victor. Echo. November. Seven. Niner.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/victor_echo_november_seven_niner.mws It must sound selfish of me, but I hate it when Jen's not here. I love having her around because she's just so much fun. She'll be here again on Wednesday, I know, but I feel like the weekend came and went so fast. The best part was the newest episode of the Venture Brothers. That show is just fracking great.

Anywho, I went to the Warren Central registration. School starts on Friday, and I got my schedule. I found my locker...and most of the classrooms. But goddamm, they are so fucking far apart. The ever-so-helpful School map would have been better if it wasn't scrunched onto one 8x11 piece of paper. I love Jen for taking me around the school and being so helpful, but I fear her efforts were in vain. I can't remember my way to any of the classes...and I don't even know when I'm going to be able to go to my locker. I MIGHT be able to stop there twice in one day. I hate WCHS.

I consider this a last testament. My summer was really fun, I'll admit. I enjoyed watching Adult Swim. I'm going to try and recall my best day, best night, and best movie.

BEST DAY: The day we went shopping with my cousins. We went to Metropolis and shopped a lot. It was fun...I rarely get to see them.

BEST NIGHT: That night when Adult Swim had the Burger King sweepstakes winner. He programmed an entire night of first-class anime. I feel like this guy and I had something in common. Fooly Cooly is awesome, and Cowboy Bebop is God.

BEST MOVIE: Clerks 2. I swear, I haven't laughed so hard at a movie in a long time. Plus, I got to see it with some of my best friends.

So, in closing, here's to Summer of '06. *raises glass*   You will be sorely missed.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/victor_echo_november_seven_niner.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dont_even_try_to_comfort_me.mws palyer101 2006-08-18T04:08:20-05:00 <![CDATA[Don't Even Try To Comfort Me]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/dont_even_try_to_comfort_me.mws It's 3:55 P.M. I got home about ten minutes ago. My back, legs, arms, and head all hurt. I'm filled with hate. A fiery, passionate hate for everyone and everything. There is nothing good about what happened today, about the people I saw, about the things I dealt with, about Life.

Let's go back to 7:00 A.M. this morning. I got on bus #19 that goes to Warren Central High School, knowing that I was probably going to get lost on the massive, sprawling campus that spans over one million square feet. It didn't really bother me that much. I was told the bus was going to park outside entrance #19 (Ironic? ...No. Shut up.), so finding my locker wouldn't really be that tough.

I was dropped off in front of entrance #42

I wandered around, weaving through the masses, and found my first period class. I was still holding my folders and notebooks. It wasn't that bad. None of the actual classes were. But are they ever on the first day?
About an hour passed.

The bell (sounds more like clock chimes...) rang and I followed a kid who was going to the same class as me to Spanish. I don't really like the teacher so far...and I don't like Spanish either. This one isn't looking so good. Next up came Social Studies, but I realized that my schedule was actually a lie. This class wasn't Social Studies, Geography, not even World History. It was GLOBAL ISSUES. Supposedly, Global Issues is a class where you learn about how fucked up the rest of the world is, and write hundreds of essays about your views on it. I really liked the teacher, but the class itself is going to be shit.

Next was English. I knew where the room was...but not how to get there. I would come to the realization later on that Global Issues was about as far away from the Freshman Wing as you could get. I walked for about 14 minutes. I stepped inside and a few kids laughed at me. I just shrugged and said "Tada" but I actually wanted to kill them. About 46 minutes later, when I finally spoke (it was actually a chuckle) a girl turned around and rudely informed me that I should be quiet. I think I might kill her tomorrow. I didn't dare open my mouth again for the next three and a half hours.

I went zombie-like from class to class (sometimes barely making it...) and began to realize that there was an agenda, a message, a subliminally-delivered piece of propaganda that was radiating from every inch of the building. From every student, teacher, mouth, wall, floor, staircase, corridor and chair. And the message was that you have to LOVE this school in order to make it THROUGH this school. Submit, conform, and let yourself go, and you'll be free.

I couldn't shake the feeling that something was seriously wrong with this school. By fifth period I was literally going nuts. I didn't think I was going to survive the first day, let alone four years. My classes weren't what they were supposed to be, the teachers are robots, and everyone I had seen so far was completely, utterly, appalingly STUPID. I slowly swallowed my fear and replaced it with hate. Hate is what keeps me going. Hate is what kept me alive. I hated everyone I saw, I hated everyone who spoke to me, I hated everything. I hate life itself. I hate...So much. My bus ride home finally came. I tried to stop hating, to try and be happy, but it didn't go away. My school bus has only two white kids on it...me and one other. Call me racist, call me an ass, but I hated those black people. I hated them, I hated their personality, I hated the way that looked at me, I hated the way they spoke to me, I hated the music they listened to, I hated the words that came from their mouths, I hated how they held onto their jeans at their knees as they got off the bus, I hated their very existance.

I'm home now. It's 4:17, and I'm still filled with hate. Not one bit of it has left me since fifth period. I hate the paragraph that my Biology teacher wants me to write. I hate the day. I hate the dishes in the sink. I hate the man in our house. I hate my sister on the phone. I hate the fact that in 63 hours, I'll have to go back to Warren Central. I'm filled with so much hate, and I can't be happy. Nothing is making me happy. I will not be happy for the next four years. I will probably never be happy again. I remember watching the Breakfast Club, and one of the girls said "When you grow up, your soul dies." I think I know what she meant.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/dont_even_try_to_comfort_me.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_still_trying_to_find_my_place.mws palyer101 2006-08-21T06:08:22-05:00 <![CDATA[I'm Still Trying To Find My Place]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_still_trying_to_find_my_place.mws

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/im_still_trying_to_find_my_place.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/snakes_on_a_motherfuckin_plane.mws palyer101 2006-08-24T05:08:52-05:00 <![CDATA[Snakes On A Motherfuckin Plane]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/snakes_on_a_motherfuckin_plane.mws First of all, I saw SNAKES ON A PLANE last night. Very good movie. I got exactly what I wanted, and left feeling satisfied. My father and sister left feeling like they just wasted 16 bucks.

But the main point of this blog is to talk about the Grand Finale of the PS2. The PS3 is rapidly approaching, but our beloved console isn't going to be shunned out of the limelight without releasing some kickass titles to go out with a Bang. Here's Five great PS2 games that are either currently out or have yet to be released:

Bully: What Game Informer has dubbed the "most controversial game of all time," Bully puts you in control of a bully named Jimmy. It is supposed to play similar to Grand Theft Auto, in terms that Jimmy is in a living breathing world. You go to his classes, interact with others, and venture off the school grounds. It's gonna be good.

Final Fantasy XII-Do I need to even explain? The Final Fatasy franchise has always been known for its outstanding graphics, gameplay, and engrossing story. Not to mention that this title will take you in excess of 40 hours to complete. :P

Yakuza-When you combine great Japanese story with gameplay that's addictive and fun, you've got a legend in the making. Yakuza is a game about the Japanese underbelly, the mafia known as Yakuza. Think GTA, only in Japan, and more hand-to-hand combat.

Okami-"PS2's Zelda," Okami is about a spirt dog thing that's on a quest to save the world...? Something like that. What's amazing is the unique art style the game is presented in, and the completely original gameplay unlike anything you've ever seen.

God of War II-The sequel to one of the best action games of all time. Nothing else needs to be said.

Now all I need is $250 to pay for all this greatness!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/snakes_on_a_motherfuckin_plane.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/canis_canem_edit.mws palyer101 2006-08-27T12:08:22-05:00 <![CDATA[Canis Canem Edit]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/canis_canem_edit.mws So, my Kingdom Hearts memorabilia is set to arrive soon. I purchased a nice little set of Kingdom Hearts merch on eBay a few weeks back, and contained therein is a Keychain, Necklace, Ring, and a Lighter. Hooray!

But for now let me talk more about high school...It sucks. Really bad. But it's not as bad as it was when I blogged about it a week ago. People say that things get better if you have enough friends to go around. Well, I don't. I'd go so far as to say that I have NO friends. But you know what else? I stopped giving a fuck.

If you ask me, it's about survival. You can't rely on anyone to get you through High School, you have to do it yourself. That's why I choose to be alone. I make my own success without anyone by my side. I keep my eyes on the ground and never look up because it's a metaphor for my philosophy. You can't look up to anyone, you can't rely on anyone, you can't trust anyone. You must keep an eye on where YOU are going, and make sure that you never stray. I don't have room for a social life. I don't have room for drinking alcohol, doing marijuana, cocaine. I don't have time nor the patience to listen to people brag about how much sex they've had. I don't care. I don't have room to go have sex and then brag about it. I don't even have the means necessary (partners and friends) to do so. I especially don't have room in my life for your ignorance. Do us all a favor and die.

But I digress...Don't let me ramble like that. Time for something fun! Decipher the meaning of the Latin phrase in this blog post title and get five points plus a high five from me!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/canis_canem_edit.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/newcomer_valentine.mws palyer101 2006-08-28T05:08:25-05:00 <![CDATA[Newcomer Valentine!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/newcomer_valentine.mws Usher in my new user pic and profile name, Mr. Vincent Valentine, the world's only video game character to be emo AND kick ass!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/newcomer_valentine.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/snark.mws palyer101 2006-09-04T09:09:53-05:00 <![CDATA[Snark.]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/snark.mws
You Are a Snarky Blogger!
You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of.
And that's why they read your posts as often as they can!
What Kind of Blogger Are You?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/snark.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/can_you_say_fracking_yes.mws palyer101 2006-09-05T04:09:58-05:00 <![CDATA[Can You Say Fracking Yes?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/can_you_say_fracking_yes.mws
You Are 72% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!
Are You A Gentleman?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/can_you_say_fracking_yes.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/crikey.mws palyer101 2006-09-05T07:09:17-05:00 <![CDATA[Crikey!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/crikey.mws So I, like so many others, heard about the tragic passing of Steve Irwin. Personally, I think his death is (although tragic) something to be celebrated. See, very few people actually are given the privilege to die while doing what they love. Imagine YOU dying while beating your meat, or playing Grand Theft Auto. It's basically the same thing.

I also think that fucker had it coming to him. Honestly, we all knew he would die from this crazy shit some day. "I'm really too close to this animal!!!" No, move a few inches closer. It won't sting you. But if it does, that's no problem either! Supposedly, after Stevo was stung, he forcefully ripped the barb from his chest, increasing the rate at which the poison spread through his blood. I bet he thought that was a bold move. "If I just pull the fracker right out, I'll be a-okay dontcha think?" Sorry Stevers. They say that if he had left it in, he would have lived. You would THINK that if this man knew so much about animals, he would have been smart enough to leave it in. But no.

But, this poses an interesting question. Let's suppose Steve The Man knew what he was doing in pulling it out. Let's say he was accomplishing his mission: FAKING HIS OWN DEATH. That's right, we've probably been fooled all along. Steve is really alive, along with Elvis and John Lennon. Steve is laughing at all this publicity in some islands in the Torrid Zone, sipping a martini and enjoying not having to do those stupid boring TV shows anymore.

Or maybe it was Steve Irwin's stunt double that got stung. Either way, he will be sorely missed. RIP Stevo.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/crikey.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/honey_im_gonna_make_it_out_alive.mws palyer101 2006-09-06T03:09:57-05:00 <![CDATA[Honey, I'm Gonna Make It Out Alive]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/honey_im_gonna_make_it_out_alive.mws

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/honey_im_gonna_make_it_out_alive.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/darker_side_of_the_moon.mws palyer101 2006-09-12T06:09:08-05:00 <![CDATA[Darker Side of the Moon]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/darker_side_of_the_moon.mws I've been to a total of two funerals in my entire life. The first was for a grandmother I never knew, the second for a man I only met twice. Of course, I felt sorry for their deaths, but their actual passing did not do much to effect me personally. My life went on as usual, I just had to stop and pay homage.

Last weekend, however, death brushed closer than it ever has for me. A dearest friend, Elizabeth Tucker, passed at the much-too-young age of 15. I was very close to her, she was one of my best friends. This has been an emotionally traumatic time for me, I can't concentrate, I tried to put school on hold and failed, and I realized the world is a cruel place. Those you love can be snatched away from you at any time, don't take their life or your own for granted. Plus, the world doesn't stop for you. Ever. The world nor the things in it will ever stop for you and give you time to catch up when something like this happens, you have to stay on ball.

I fell off, and fell hard. My life needs to get back on track...but I'm not sure how. :(

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/darker_side_of_the_moon.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/like_clockwork.mws palyer101 2006-09-21T05:09:37-05:00 <![CDATA[Like Clockwork]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/like_clockwork.mws "By definition, a human being is endowed with free will. He can use this to choose between good and evil. If he can only perform good or only perform evil, then he is a clockwork orange--meaning that he has the appearance of an organism lovely with color and juice, but is in fact only a clockwork toy to be wound up by God or the Devil or the Almighty State."

I recently read the controversial novel, A Clockwork Orange. I can see exactly what the author was trying to portray, and found the entire novel a rollicking read. It was ammusing, entertaining, educating, and terrifying all at the same time. If you haven't read it, go do so now.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/like_clockwork.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_just_too_white_and_nerdy.mws palyer101 2006-09-23T02:09:18-05:00 <![CDATA[I'm Just Too White and Nerdy]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_just_too_white_and_nerdy.mws

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/im_just_too_white_and_nerdy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/predictions.mws palyer101 2006-09-27T12:09:02-05:00 <![CDATA[Predictions]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/predictions.mws

In the future, teenage boys will evolve beyond sagging; and cease to wear pants altogether.

 

 

 

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BELIEVE IT!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/predictions.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/breaking_the_trend.mws palyer101 2006-09-28T05:09:04-05:00 <![CDATA[Breaking The Trend]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/breaking_the_trend.mws Watching the news pisses me off, because I never hear anything good. Here's two things I heard on tonight's news that made me start thinking about why teens and kids my age need to stop giving in to trends:

First Case: School Bus Death

What Happened: A young man earlier this week was crossing the street at 6:30 in the morning on his way to school, on a five-lane street, and was struck by a bus and killed.

Why It Happened: It was said that the teen was wearing very dark, long clothing that made him impossible to notice on the road, especially considering the dark morning conditions. How does this pertain to trends? Black and white teens alike both seem to have a strange passion for long shirts and sagging pants, especially black colored hoodies and jeans. My preferred atire for school is jeans at an acceptable length (I wear a belt) and a T-shirt, that actually fits me! I wear a medium when kids who are shorter than me wear and X-Large!

What Could Have Been Done Different: Just wear clothes that actually fit you!! Not everyone wants to see your boxers when you lift up your shirt to wipe your nose, or rub your stomach or chest, or whatever it is you hot young guys do for attention...Narcissism is a sin for a reason. I'm not going to try and say he got what was coming to him, but it still could have been avoided.

The Second Case: Cyber-Bullying

What It Is: Cyber-bullying is a new term being adopted by school corporations to refer to bullying that occurs via the Internet (specifically a popular "MySpace" or blogs alike), or cellular phone. If a student makes a slanderous, cruel, or otherwise bullying/offensive statement about a teacher or student, he/she can now be held responsible and face punishment.

Why It's Bullshit: You can't govern the Internet. That's why it was created in the first place: An escape from the rest of the world. There are no rules (not to say there aren't laws), no boundaries. Do whatever you like, whenever you like. New policies for this so-called cyber bullying infringes on First Amendment Rights, and basically defeats the purpose of the Internet. Why use it if you can't make funny pictures of teachers in lude positions with Photoshop? Why use it if you can't say Tyler is a douchebag and needs to shut his mouth? Why use it if you can't post pictures of naked ladies on message boards? These are all simple joys that will soon be outlawed if these ridiculous policies aren't stopped. Now for the second problem here: GROW UP!!! "Oh, woe is me, I received a text message that was rather offensive indeed!" Yeah, I wrote that just know, and it kinda rhymes. But it basically sums up everyone's complaints that put this policy in affect in the first place. "Make him stop visiting my MySpace, mommy." GROW UP!!! life has problems and you have to deal with it. the schools can't protect you from everything, sweetheart. "He said he wanted to sleep with me!!" Yeah? Well, stop dressing like a slut, you slutty McSlutSlut. Then people won't harrass you about your body. Plus, MySpace is gay. If MySpace did not exist (which I am feverishly working on making a reality), then this stupid fucking policy would not have to exist. "He made a mean comment on my MySpace page! Woe is me!" GROW UP GODDAMMIT, Stop with your fucking complaining, get rid of that myspace, and get a life. Goddamm.

Okay, that's about all I have to say. If you don't agree with me on what i just said, then GROW UP and suck the big one!!!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/breaking_the_trend.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_is_this_i_viddy.mws palyer101 2006-10-03T10:10:45-05:00 <![CDATA[What Is This I Viddy?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/what_is_this_i_viddy.mws Holden Caulfield, the main character in J.D. Salinger's novel Catcher in the Rye, has suddenly made himself known to me, and resulting in something similar to a wake-up call. The character himself is a queer one, he's not like the "other kids." He fails his classes, feels a sort of animosity for human beings, and takes pity in those who are less intelligent than him although he openly admits how pathetic they are.

More to the point, Holden reminds me of myself in so many ways it's almost scary. I picked up a loose copy of Catcher in the Rye on Monday so that I could finally read it (I've been waiting to pick it up after learning that Mark David Chapman was holding a copy of it after shooting John Lennon), and am already near finished with it. The novel instantly sucked me in, I feel like I'm reading a sort of psuedo-twisted-autobiography rather than a work of fiction. It almost sounds cliche to a teen like me to say it, but I feel like me and this character are one and the same.

Which brings about a more frightening point, and something that needs to be addressed quickly. If you do recall, Mark David Chapman made similar statements after murdering the aforementioned musician, that he saw himself in Holden Caulfield. Whether or not this influenced him to kill a man...I really can't say. But let's say I begin to obsess over this book like John Hinckley Jr. did...He attempted to murder Reagan back in the 80's. This book has a lot of controversey hovering around it. I'm almost afraid to finish the book in fear of what it may do to me. Will I be driven to do horrible things or act violenly in society? I believe Holden represents the epitome of a social outcast. Holden never felt he could relate to other people, he was obviously more intelligent than anyone else, and (believe me, I'm sort of paraphrasing here) viewed the human race in general as something inferior, void of intelligent life, and that he was meant for something else. Although I already sense many of these feelings myself, I don't foresee myself running out and attempting to murder a celebrity, although I'd like to. So what exactly IS the intoxicating, spellbinding effect this novel has on folks (especially me and murderers)? In the anime "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex," the main story arc follows The Laughing Man, a terrorist who models himself after various characters and themes from stories by J.D. Salinger, including Catcher in the Rye. Once again, this represents a social outcast that fell in love with the book and then made a radical decision that was bizzarre and needless to say: illegal.

So far I can make nothing out of this. I have no idea what fate holds in store for me, but I can't help but shake the feeling that this book will change my life forever...perhaps for the wrong reasons.

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]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/what_is_this_i_viddy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/trick_or_treat.mws palyer101 2006-10-05T09:10:20-05:00 <![CDATA[Trick or Treat]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/trick_or_treat.mws I love Gamestop employees on this side of town. I go inside to cancel a reservation, and after an hour and a half of shooting the breeze, somehow walked out with a bag full of free stuff. Let's see what's inside...

A Collector's Edition poster for the film Scarface, which has the entire script printed on it in miniscule letters. I'll see if I can get a pic up later.
Destroy All Humans 2 Demo Disc
Rule of Rose Soundtrack
T-shirt from the video game Just Cause
2142 Battlefield Dogtag w/ bonus Flash Drive included
SOCOM U.S. Navy Seals: Combined Assault Demo Disc
Titan Quest Artwork Booklet
Yakuza Demo Disc
Atelier Iris 2: The Azoth of Destiny Soundtrack
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Bonus Features DVD
Blade Dancer: Lineage of Light Bonus Soundtrack
A Deck of Playing Cards

Hells Yes.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/trick_or_treat.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_lord_frowned_upon_what_they_had_done.mws palyer101 2006-10-06T07:10:58-05:00 <![CDATA[And The Lord Frowned Upon What They Had Done]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_lord_frowned_upon_what_they_had_done.mws I hate MySpace. I really, really do. There's nothing good about that website. It's an evil empire, and unstoppable whirlwind of force that will soon dominate the planet. Something has to be done to make the hurt stop. Make my pain go away, restore innocence to the people once more.

Please God, I'm begging you...make this website disappear. Smiley

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/and_the_lord_frowned_upon_what_they_had_done.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/are_you_man_enough.mws palyer101 2006-10-15T08:10:16-05:00 <![CDATA[Are You Man Enough?]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/are_you_man_enough.mws Ever tasted Bawls? Neither had I, until I heard about its immense popularity in the gaming subculture. Therefore, I set out on a quest to track down an elusive bottle of this blue elixir, while trying to avoid the obvious jokes that can be made when dealing with a beverage with a name like this one. As the article in the permalink above will tell you, this beverage can be quite hard to find, and is infused with large amounts of caffeine and guarana, giving a kick that will keep you up until 4 in the morning, like me (too many commas).

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Delicious.

Anywho, I was snooping around a Speedway down on the corner early yesterday, and sitting in the refrigerator was a lonesome spot with only two bottles of Bawls. I was so surprised, I had finally found it! This must have been the Holy Grail of all soda beverages! I held it triumphantly as I strode towards the counter and said "These bawls are going to taste great!" and tried to avoid the strange looks people were giving me as I left the store.

But I wasn't going to be disheartened. This was my victory moment, no one was going to upset me. But then I got home and realized something: This bottle may be too pure to open. What if I were to never find this soda again? After all, it's a miracle that this Bawls was sitting in a local gas station anyway. Of course, this was probably nothing more than silly superstition, but at the time I was too excited to care otherwise. I sat the bottle down in the fridge at decided that I would never drink it, lest I release its pure energy unto the world.

That lasted for about fifteen minutes. I dashed into the kitchen and grabbed the bottle, noting how cool and crisp its bumps felt after being chilled. I ripped the cap off the top (cutting my palm in the process) and guzzled for about five seconds. This was the BEST tasting thing ever. If any of you have never tried this drink, go out and do your best to find a bottle. Its divine taste can only be described as a kind of mixture of Mountain Dew and Sprite, although descriptions alone cannot do it justice. I'm off for now, hopefully I'll continue to find Bawls sitting in my fridge for weeks to come. Smiley

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/are_you_man_enough.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/six_million_dollar_alchemist.mws palyer101 2006-10-16T08:10:37-05:00 <![CDATA[Six Million Dollar Alchemist]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/six_million_dollar_alchemist.mws Small number of anime avatars I have in my pictures folder, my full collection is on Photobucket.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/six_million_dollar_alchemist.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=404 palyer101 2006-10-19T02:10:51-05:00 <![CDATA[no subject]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=404 [13:24] twisted justice9: you're a fucking sociopath

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/404 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_lord_shrugged_his_shoulders_in_despair.mws palyer101 2006-10-20T05:10:23-05:00 <![CDATA[And The Lord Shrugged His Shoulders In Despair]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_lord_shrugged_his_shoulders_in_despair.mws Is anyone even reading this fucking thing anymore? Three entires and no comments, that's a new all time low for me. C'mon people, I'm not that bad...

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/and_the_lord_shrugged_his_shoulders_in_despair.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_end.mws palyer101 2006-10-26T05:10:07-05:00 <![CDATA[The End]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_end.mws It recently came to my attention that InuYasha, one of the longest running shows in Adult Swim's history, is finally coming to a close. Tonight, Adult Swim will air the final episode and conclude the series that has been running for nearly 200 episodes. While this spells good news for people like me who have actual taste in anime, this could cause some serious problems for fans. What will they do when their beloved Inu is gone? Several of InuYasha's viewers are not avid manga readers, and may perhaps have never picked up a single Japanese comic book in their lives. However; with the end of the animated series, the story is not completely wrapped up. The InuYasha story continues on much, much longer in the manga form, and fans who want their fix bad enough will have to hurry up and wait. The manga is still going strong in Japan, nearly in its 48th volume. Of course, if you don't read Japanese, you can settle for the English translations shoreside, which is only at volume 28 as of July. As if the DVD's weren't enough, now you'll have to pay even more money for each manga book that is released, which will undoubtedly take years and years to come. Will InuYasha ever truly end? Will it follow the same fate as the Dragonball Saga? Will Adult Swim ever decide to do reruns of the show? No, Yes, and hopefully not. 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_end.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/l337_key.mws palyer101 2006-10-31T09:10:13-05:00 <![CDATA[L337 Key]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/l337_key.mws 01000100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 00100000

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/l337_key.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_split_begins.mws palyer101 2006-11-01T09:11:50-05:00 <![CDATA[The Split Begins]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_split_begins.mws So I hear talk around my high school (which shall remain unnamed for the moment) that a "Gay-Straight Alliance" is being passed on to the higher-ups from Student Council for approval. I didn't know until today that such an alliance has been proposed for a few years before I ever came there. I also realized that it's got everyone in a tizzy, teachers and higher-ups alike, for one reason: My school hates gays.

Sure, we have our fair share. I mean, there are the REAL gay people and the real lesbians, but then there are also the gay guys who just pretend to be gay to get more women. But either way, everyone there hates them. I think even the real gay people hate them. Hate themselves. I think some of the less pigheaded people in student council realized that a change is needed, so this alliance is once again being proposed. My feelings are mixed...I feel for gay people. Really, I do. I love them, they're easier to get along with and have easier senses of humor. I have a gay sister and I think I myself might even be gay. But more to the point, I hate the anti-gay feeling that lingers in the air at my school. It's thick, nauseating, and rank enough to make you gag. You can't go anywhere in there without hearing gay slurs or derogatory accusations. The gay guys are picked on, abused, and ridiculed. I can't stand seeing all the injustice. But as much as I wish such an alliance could work, I feel some problems are apparent here.

Because of all the hate that flows around the gay lifestyle, this alliance could just stir up more bad than good. It won't be well received by many, I think, and therefore making more violence or anti feelings erupt. I fear that the problems can't be helped, and that the effort may be worthless.



I may continue my thoughts on this later.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_split_begins.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_judge_agreed.mws palyer101 2006-11-05T11:11:19-05:00 <![CDATA[And The Judge Agreed...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/and_the_judge_agreed.mws So this was supposed to be my dad's weekend, but instead something "interesting" happened.

Last night he came back with two females in the truck, both of whom I'm familiar with. He said we were going to go their house for the night and to bring the movies we'd rented. I said okay and climbed aboard. I already knew that the mother of these two girls was my dad's latest fuck buddy, but I tried to shake those nasty thoughts from my mind as we drove closer and closer.

Once inside he then informed me he was leaving again (with said fuck buddy) to a meeting with a softball coach to discuss my sister's team. This was believable since my dad is a lonely old guy with nothing better to do than talk about softball with other old guys. After they left my sister and the girl her age hopped on the ol' N64 to play Mario Kart, and I sat down to watch tv in their mom's room. My father said he would be home in 'bout an hour (the time was 5:30). 5:30 rolled around and he wasn't back, so I called him up and he said he would be back at seven. I was eager to watch the movies we'd rented and get to my buddy's birthday party across the way. But...time rolled by and seven came and went. I called him again and he said he'd be back at 8. LIES! 8 also came and went so I called my favorite mama and told her to give my father a ring to see what's up.

Well, she called back and (*drumroll please*), HE'S AT THE BAR! That ass! I have a party to go to! Not only was I supposed to be somewhere, but a father who has legal visitation rights to his children is not supposed to drop them off at a friend's house and go drinking...that's breaking the law-ish. I told my mother to call her attorney on Monday and nail his ass, but in the meantime I had a party to go to. So I hopped outside and stood on the corner of 10th street until her van rolled around the corner. Then I hopped inside and *VROOM* to my buddy's house.

Yeah, that's how my weekend went, Bitch. I'm never visiting my dad again and my buddy had a great time.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/and_the_judge_agreed.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_intellectually_sexy.mws palyer101 2006-11-11T07:11:19-05:00 <![CDATA[I'm Intellectually Sexy]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/im_intellectually_sexy.mws Hmm, What is this I viddy? While doing some random web searching, I stumbled upon a website simply entitled Smexy, and of course with a website of this name I had to do some investigating. So far I've got nothing.

But go ahead and take a look...apparently they only operate out of Singapore, Japan and Indonesia so finding them should be SIMPLE! </sarcasm>


But on to more realistic matters, that of course being myself. Tonight will be the first Saturday I've had alone in a long time, which means I'll finally be able to sit down and watch my new anime that comes on Adult Swim. Accompanying me will be a bag of potato chips and a SoBe Pina Colada.

Also, in case you readers weren't already aware, I have a Y!360 blog that I focus on for entries that don't quite make the cut here on Mindsay. It's not as active or in-depth, but I'm fond of it and I keep in touch with several other online friends there. Anywho, the whole point is that I recently published the first part of a short story that I, myself, am working on and decided to share. I think it's really good and wanted some outside opinion. So, if any of you loyal and desperate readers also have a Y!360 and don't mind taking about 45 minutes out of your day to read some crappy amateur writing, then stop by and have a looksee.

Finally, I have to talk about Serious Sam. I'd never played it until yesterday when a friend of mine sent a copy for me to tinker with. It's...Awesome. There is NOTHING more awesome than this game, if you're looking for a great time then pick this up. If you've never heard about it, let me just say that it's the most addictive simplistic fun you'll find on this side of the continent, and for the PC no less. Controls are simple, action is simple, and you're never hesitant to jump back in after five hours of playing and only a five minute break. I highly recommend it.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/im_intellectually_sexy.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_next_generation.mws palyer101 2006-11-15T08:11:14-05:00 <![CDATA[The NEXT Generation]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_next_generation.mws Although I have no intention of purchasing one, the Playstation 3 hits stores in less than 36 hours. This Friday and the weekend that follows will be one of the most enjoyable ones I have in years. Aside from any homework assignment I may be given, despite whatever drama or sickness may pressure me, I will undoubtedly enjoy the next five days. The ensuing rush from counting down the release of the PS3 is enough to send me into cardiac arrest. Not only is that exciting enough, but the actual day when it is released will undoubtedly cause chaos and pandemonium, that I'm afraid most people my age (and adults, even) are underestimating. The events could be catastrophic, need I explain why? The system itself is currently in severe shortage, and less than half a million units are being shipped stateside. There are no reservations available, there will be few consoles ready on launch day either. Anyone who even has a PS3 in their arms on 11/17 could potentially be mugged, and I'm almost positive there will be a extreme amount of people who are absent from school/work to stand in line for their precious system.

As if that's not enough, we have not even taken into consideration the mass aftershock that will be caused by the release of the Wii exactly two days after PS3 hits stores! Although I'm sure the impact won't be as severe, do not underestimate the power that Nintendo has gained in the past year. What started out as a skeptical gaming project from Nintendo that most people shied away from, has now evolved into a mass marketed system with infinite capability and a large fanbase that has rallied around it to support its launch into the stratosphere. There is a distinct possibility that Nintendo will outsell Sony AND Microsoft this holiday season using this powerful micro-weapon.

Now, me droogs, sit back and watch the insanity unravel.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_next_generation.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/not_yet_deterred.mws palyer101 2006-11-19T06:11:42-05:00 <![CDATA[Not Yet Deterred]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/not_yet_deterred.mws I did not obtain my Wii today, but I will get it this week.


I'm not lying.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/not_yet_deterred.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/use_the_cock.mws palyer101 2006-11-22T10:11:03-05:00 <![CDATA[Use the Cock]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/use_the_cock.mws So I saw the Tenacious D movie tonight...it was pretty good. Don't pass it up, but don't try the popcorn either.



Seriously.
That shit gave me indigestion.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/use_the_cock.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuck_turkey.mws palyer101 2006-11-23T02:11:21-05:00 <![CDATA[Fuck Turkey!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fuck_turkey.mws Look, I'm going to say something and you may not like it. It's going to be an unadulterated, honest-to-God bullshit that spewed forth from my mind and took shape in these words.

Thanksgiving can suck my balls. Seriously.

This holiday blows.

There's nothing good about it. We're not even giving thanks for anything, let alone ourselves or family. Family get-togethers always result in one massive truth: family members fight. They really do, none of them can get along. Fights, arguments, silly quarrels, they all melt together in a pot that America calls this holiday.

Oh, and speaking of America...Why do THEY want us to celebrate Thanksgiving? Legend says that the Pilgrims who came here from some foreign fucking country wanted to colonize America and befriended the Indians that had already laid claim here, so we became friends and feasted in November as a result of them teaching us their ways of agriculture. Where turkey came into the picture, I have no clue.

The truth? We came to America to steal the land from the Native Americans (native meaning: They were here first!). "Thanksgiving," as it's now called, was put into place to win the trust of these Indians after stealing their habits, culture, and way of life. After this feast was celebrated, the Indians were lulled into a false sense of security around the dirty fucking pilgrims and then we slaughtered them. Then we partied some more.

You wanna celebrate the massacre of an entire culture? Go ahead. I'll sit this one out. Black Friday was always cooler than Thanksgiving anyway.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fuck_turkey.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/been_a_long_time_since_we_rock_n_rolled.mws palyer101 2006-12-05T04:12:38-05:00 <![CDATA[Been A Long Time Since We Rock n' Rolled...]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/been_a_long_time_since_we_rock_n_rolled.mws A long time has passed since my previous blog entry, but that happens when things around the house change. The camping out scheme worked out nicely, and the Wii is now in my possession. With it I have Red Steel and Twilight Princess. Both games are pretty good, but I must say that Twilight Princess is the better of the two.

On that note, I think it's the better of EVERYTHING. God has smiled upon the human race and given us a gift in the form of Link, starring in his newest game in perhaps the most legendary of all franchises. Now, I'm sure one would be hesitant to pick this up and get used to it (considering you own a Wii in the first place), but the controls are amazingly smooth and easy to become accustomed to. Unlike Red Steel, where using the controls are about as easy as firing an arrow through a dozen axe sockets, you have complete control over everything, and it works all too well. Swordfighting, riding Epona (your faithful steed), firing a bow or a slingshot, each movement flows with an ease that you can't help but smile at.

In the meantime, just keep waiting patiently to hear more tirades about my boring life. I'm going to be busy playing Wii.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/been_a_long_time_since_we_rock_n_rolled.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/rock_the_vote.mws palyer101 2006-12-05T04:12:59-05:00 <![CDATA[Rock The Vote]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/rock_the_vote.mws I haven't mentioned it yet, but our friend commntyblackman is currently working on the Best Album of 2006 awards, that I think as many people as possible should be a part of. So stop by his blog, and go ahead and nominate an album that you think was the best of this year. Nominations are only accepted until 12/20, so make sure you're heard! 

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/rock_the_vote.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fingers_of_fury.mws palyer101 2006-12-13T11:12:37-05:00 <![CDATA[Fingers of Fury]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fingers_of_fury.mws I'm sure not enough of you read PSM: Playstation Magazine to care about this post, but Kaiser Hwang (Deputy Editor-in-Chief) recently provided a link to a particular YouTube video. Of course, I read the link and decided that a deputy editor-in-chief who has the audacity enough to post an Internet URL rather than real information must be trying to get a message across.

That's where DragonForce comes in. I'd heard a TV ad for their newest album months back and of course disregarded it, having never heard of them, but now I want to slap myself. I must have been a fool! Not only has this band been around for going on eight years, but their music is something I consider phenomenal (at least what I've heard so far). Two very talented individuals in this group play their instruments of choice (this being of the "guitar" variety) so quickly and precisely, I could have sworn their digits would catch ablaze before the song was over.

As it turns out, guitar shredding of this magnitude and grandiose variety isn't something that one can easily master. The skill, no, the craft, is truly something to be beholden.

I immediately decided that the knowledge of this band, song, video, whatever, HAS to be shared.  I've given you the tools, do with them what you will.

As I mentioned earlier, news of this band and song are probably pretty old, but nevertheless I had to share. Sorry for not being in the loop guys!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fingers_of_fury.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_man_the_myth_the_legend.mws palyer101 2006-12-20T08:12:16-05:00 <![CDATA[The Man, The Myth, The Legend]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_man_the_myth_the_legend.mws If you've ever watched cartoons such as Flintstones, the Jetsons, or Yogi Bear, then you're familiar with the name Hanna Barbera. The pair of men started making cartoons during the late 50's that would become classics over the years, still to this day. It's almost impossible to think of cartoons and television today as we know it without their amazing contributions.

The impact of these two men lived on throughout the years up until the 90's, by this time William and Joseph were on top of the world. Their influence lives on in modern cartoons today such as The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and Samurai Jack. Their last official production was a Scooby Doo animated film, subtitled "Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase."

Back in 2001, William Hanna passed away, ending their productions in the cartoon business. Networks including Cartoon Network and affiliates such as Turner Broadcasting and Warner Bros. took over the responsibility of keeping the heritage alive. Today, these studios handle the main bulk of cartoon's business, making sure that the tradition these two men started is not forgotten.


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Yesterday, our dear friend Joseph Barbera passed away as well, ending a lifetime of service to television and, ultimately, children all over the world. With his passing marks the end of their reign, and has undoubtedly secured their place in history. Rest in Peace, brothers; lest we forget all the contributions you have given us in your 95 years of life.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_man_the_myth_the_legend.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/you_get_me_closer_to_god.mws palyer101 2006-12-24T06:12:14-05:00 <![CDATA[You Get Me Closer to God]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/you_get_me_closer_to_god.mws

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/you_get_me_closer_to_god.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=420 palyer101 2007-01-01T04:01:27-05:00 <![CDATA[Happy New Year]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/?entry=420 Just in time for 2007, I managed to squeeze out another picture of myself for anyone else who still reads this thing. Gaze and enjoy.
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Take notice, I actually smiled this time. 
Sort of. ;)

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/420 http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_midtown_to_downtown.mws palyer101 2007-01-04T07:01:18-05:00 <![CDATA[From Midtown to Downtown]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/from_midtown_to_downtown.mws Have YOU bought Snakes on a Plane yet?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/from_midtown_to_downtown.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/virtual_tour.mws palyer101 2007-01-05T01:01:13-05:00 <![CDATA[Virtual Tour]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/virtual_tour.mws Let's take a look at how the other half lives, meaning me:

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/virtual_tour.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/lamentation.mws palyer101 2007-01-08T04:01:55-05:00 <![CDATA[Lamentation]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/lamentation.mws Starting today, WCHS is back in session and the first day of the new semester held a few surprises. Let's look at a quick overview of notable events:

  • Apparently, the custodians took the liberty of "examining" each locker in the school over the course of two weeks and as a result the contents of my lockers spilled out onto my face this morning.
  • My History teacher is as big a fan of Quentin Tarantino as I am.
  • The class entitled "Digital Communication Tools" is actually just a big fancy way of saying "Typing"
  • Going without caffeine for a day after two weeks of drinking three cans of Pepsi daily causes big headaches.
My schedule itself didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would, I have enough classes with people I can associate with to keep from becoming a complete sociopath. But I'm tired of talking about school, it gets old and annoying.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/lamentation.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/no_more_evil_empire.mws palyer101 2007-01-11T04:01:05-05:00 <![CDATA[No More Evil Empire!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/no_more_evil_empire.mws I really haven't been a fan of the company Apple in my lifetime (albeit short so far...granted), but when the iPod exploded in the U.S. years ago, my flames of hatred seemed to spiral to new heights. MP3 players are all the rage today, but why an iPod? Those devices in my opinion can be so money wasting and useless. Who honestly needs video on their tiny little MP3 player screen? Go watch TV at home. Also, you have to use iTunes to get anything out of this device, and I don't find the iTunes interface as user-friendly as Media Player or Winamp. I don't want to install a bunch of software on my computer to use my MP3 player.
Regardless, I maintain that you can get the same functionality of an iPod on any MP3 player usually at a much lower price.

Since the iPod's debut, its popularity hasn't decreased any and today it's the de facto player of choice for most young adults. Idiotic, I must say. Also over the years has came a stream of similar Apple products, including nearly a dozen different versions of the little device that ignited the spark. We have iBooks, iTV, iMac, and other silly stupid products that either do the same thing as other lower priced brands or do something we don't really need or want to do anyway (such as "beaming television from your Mac to your TV screen"). But the idiocracy reaches new heights with the iPhone.
 
My hopes for how this device might work when I first got all the details a few days a go were actually high. I was glad to hear that Cingular would be the exclusive merchant for the phones. It has an iPod built in, full phone functionality, web browsing, travel directions, and other features all thrown in that will basically make your other electronic devices obsolete. It was announced at a ridiculously high price too, but I doubt that will stop fucktards from running out and dropping the cash for it.

Despite it's already apparent flaws (such as being completely UNNECESSARY!!), there were other things divulged on Attack of the Show that Apple didn't tell you right off the bat. Such as, the battery on the iPhone (although rechargeable) is not removable or replaceable. This means that after the device bites the dust after maybe a year or so (because you KNOW all those features are gonna suck major battery-juice), go and buy another one. Drop another $500+ while you're at it too. Furthermore the device can't even download anything from iTunes on its own which is an extremely odd flaw considering that iTunes is (for lack of a better word) the hub for all of Apple's bullshit. The so-called do-it-all device also lacks any WiFi functionality. Suck it bitches.

The entire reason for this phone's wretched spawning is to increase Apple's tight grip on the consumer electronics market. Their products are all meant to work as one, running your life for you and making you buy anything and everything they pump out to keep from falling behind.

In closing, Fuck Apple and their stupid fucking shit products. I urge you all to find alternative means to acquire your electronics this year. Buying an iPhone or any other 'i' product means you're only part of the problem and you may kindly go fuck a sea urchin.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/no_more_evil_empire.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/prepare_to_eat_your_words.mws palyer101 2007-01-21T10:01:43-05:00 <![CDATA[Prepare to Eat Your Words]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/prepare_to_eat_your_words.mws Indianapolis Colts: 38


New England Patriots: 34

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/prepare_to_eat_your_words.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_hit_goes_down.mws palyer101 2007-01-30T05:01:08-05:00 <![CDATA[The Hit Goes Down]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_hit_goes_down.mws I saw Smokin' Aces on Friday, and it's even better than I thought it would be. It's won my Movie of the Month award, which really doesn't say much. I don't have any credibility with the Academy or the public in terms of what my opinions on today's media are. So, go see it. But don't expect what you see in the trailer. It tries to portray itself as a hardcore action flick, but really it's not. There's more drama and story here than what was expected. Comic relief comes in fast and does a good job of breaking up the seriousness of the story. Goofy characters, however, don't match the feel of the rest of the movie, which feels more like a mystery movie with detective elements. Plot twists are abound too, so don't think that it's a mindless shoot-em-up film either. Only real complaint is that some audiences won't like how they actually have to PAY attention to the movie in order to understand it, and several with still have questions leaving the theater.

Overall, best thing all month. Get to it.


In the real world, my life's been hectic to a third power lately. I haven't played my Wii in weeks and I'm sure it feels neglected, but I don't have enough willpower to keep jumping into Twilight Princess.
Sister and mother have been on my case quite a lot lately and it's not my fault. I'm tired of people bitching at me and taking out their frustrations when they are really mad at someone else. I'm not your punching bag. I'm not your doormat. I hurt. I'm not the one with suicide problems, homicidal tendencies, social dysfunction issues, feelings of neglect, suffering from loneliness, or extremely immature. I'm the comic relief guy, trying to keep everyone from killing each other and you're not making it any easier.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_hit_goes_down.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/twenty_definitive_movies.mws palyer101 2007-02-02T05:02:29-05:00 <![CDATA[Twenty Definitive Movies]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/twenty_definitive_movies.mws In the course of doing a project for school, I came up with a list of twenty movies in American (although some are foreign) history that are worthy of praise for some reason or another. If a movie appears on this list, it doesn't necessarily mean that it was very good or very bad, but simply that it was a film that a person should just see sometime before they die.
(in no particular order)

1. The Green Mile
    Best Prison Movie
2. V for Vendetta
    Best Movie to Come After the Matrix Trilogy
3. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    Best Movie with Matthew Broderick in it
4. Pulp Fiction
    Best Tarantino Film
5. Reservoir Dogs
    Best Film with the song "Coconut" in it.
6. Stand by Me
    Best Corey Feldman Movie
7. A Clockwork Orange
    Best Kubrick Film Based on a Book
8. The Matrix
    Best Keanu Reeves Movie
9. Escape from New York
    Best Movie by John Carpenter set in Manhattan.
10. Cool Hand Luke
      Best Prison Movie
11. St. Elmo's Fire
      Best Brat Pack Movie That Wasn't The Breakfast Club
12. The Doors
      Best Movie About a Band
13. Kill Bill
      Best Attempt To Rival Pulp Fiction
14. The Princess Bride
      Best Movie with Cary Elwes AND Directed By Rob Reiner, aka. Best Film After Spinal Tap
15. Little Miss Sunshine
      Best Movie Where A Character Didn't Speak For More Than Half Of The Movie
16. Hostel
      Best Disappointment Ever
17. Airplane!
      Best Disaster Movie
18. Soylent Green
      Best Sci-Fi with Charlton Heston In It
19. Taxi Driver
      Best Movie Ever with Jodie Foster as a Teenage Prostitute
20. The Professional
      Best Assassin Movie Ever

How many have you seen already? Go out and rent the ones that you haven't seen yet!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/twenty_definitive_movies.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/super_champs.mws palyer101 2007-02-05T08:02:53-05:00 <![CDATA[Super Champs]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/super_champs.mws I can't read Roman numerals after 39, but I can assure you that I'll remember this one Super Bowl.

My Colts won.

Up Yours, America.

But let's talk about the real stars here...yes, the Super Bowl ads. They were great. I must say that the Super Bowl is probably the only thing on TV where you stay to watch the commercials. I laughed. I cried. I got up to take a piss later.

I was happy that immediately following the Super Bowl, if you flipped to Cartoon Network you could catch Adult Swim's Family Guy marathon and watch that till you fall asleep, like I did.

I'm also happy that I'm blogging this on my day off from school, GO COLTS.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/super_champs.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/anna_nicole_smith_dead.mws palyer101 2007-02-08T10:02:18-05:00 <![CDATA[Anna Nicole Smith Dead!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/anna_nicole_smith_dead.mws "On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. At 1:38 p.m. (18:38 UTC) Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said a nurse in Smith's sixth floor room called the hotel front desk, who in turn called security, who in turn called 911, and at 1:45 p.m. a bodyguard administered CPR before she was rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital at 2:10 p.m and pronounced dead upon arrival at 2:49 p.m. Smith's boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, was with her when she died and has reported to Entertainment Tonight that her temperature was running high the night before."

^Recent news from Wikipedia article

Rest in Peace Anna Nicole Smith, and may we never learn how you died. You shall be remembered in the minds of teenage boys everywhere for years to come.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/anna_nicole_smith_dead.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_face_in_front_of_the_throat_that_makes_the_voice_that_speaks_in_the_micropho.mws palyer101 2007-02-13T11:02:04-05:00 <![CDATA[The Face in Front of the Throat that Makes the Voice that Speaks in the Micropho]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_face_in_front_of_the_throat_that_makes_the_voice_that_speaks_in_the_micropho.mws Patrick Warburton is a talented man. You may not know his face but anyone who's anyone about cartoons should recognize his voice in Family Guy and the Venture Brothers, but he hasn't had enough television time. His life as a live actor can be best described by his role in Men in Black 2 (dear Lord).

Luckily that's going to change. Monday nights are now home to a new sitcom starring none other than the heavenly-voiced Patty. It's called Rules of Engagement and Patrick plays a married man who's friends with a single man and one who's engaged. Although the premise is a but washed-out and overplayed in Hollywood, there's some fresh material here that should keep you entertained, and if that's not enough then Patrick's presence is most definitely a redeeming factor.

Unfortunately he's accompanied in his role by David Spade whose acting is so terrible he made Chris Farley commit suicide. Other than those two is a guy whose name doesn't matter because he sucks, but the stage name is "Jeff" and if he wasn't engaged I'd bet money on him being a homosexual. Let's just hope that future episodes will continue to please and feature more of my friend here, whose tears have been known to heal sick children.
Too bad he's never cried.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_face_in_front_of_the_throat_that_makes_the_voice_that_speaks_in_the_micropho.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/speaking_on_behalf_of_the_pc.mws palyer101 2007-02-15T10:02:24-05:00 <![CDATA[Speaking on Behalf of the PC]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/speaking_on_behalf_of_the_pc.mws Those damn Mac Vs. PC commercials are horrible.
Seriously.


No, I am not kidding. There is nothing worse than those commercials. I admit I am slightly biased to begin with since I use a PC and love it very much, but still, Apple could find a more mature way to market their products. They've already given us so much shit to dish money out for (don't make me rant about iPods again), but they have the gall and audacity to blatantly attack another competing computer company...As a MARKETING CAMPAIGN?!? Please, Apple, grow up. You should certainly be able to come up with better ways to advertise the Mac without having to even mention a PC or any company that manufactures them. You don't ever specifically mention "Windows" or "Microsoft" but we all know what you mean. Don't beat around the bush. This latest pile of shit you fed through the airwaves even has "Vista" in it. Not very discreet anymore, are we? Honestly, this is all bullshit. These commercials have been offending me and plenty other consumers long enough, the hypocrisy must end.

The way they go about it is still all wrong at its core. Assuming that I didn't have a problem with how they bash PC's in every commercial, I still couldn't agree with the message they deliver because each commercial is always the same thing. They say something bad about PC's but don't mention anything that they do differently, or why their product is any better. Instead of telling us why to buy a Mac, they tells us why NOT to buy a PC. Poor, cheap techniques that (sadly) influence the average-minded American all-too effectively.

My final hope is to call out to Jesus and strike the man dead who invented these horrid television advertisements.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/speaking_on_behalf_of_the_pc.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/harriet_tubman_was_in_fact_the_first_black_bus_driver_celebrate_black_history.mws palyer101 2007-02-23T10:02:50-05:00 <![CDATA[Harriet Tubman Was In Fact The First Black Bus Driver, Celebrate Black History!]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/harriet_tubman_was_in_fact_the_first_black_bus_driver_celebrate_black_history.mws I've learned a few things, from spending hours at a time on YouTube. I saw a video for Tokio Hotel's song Durch den monsun, and since learned upon further research that even though it says Tokio Hotel, they're a German band full of poppy lyrics and emo-ness. Doesn't make much sense to me...
Just listen for a minute! I have a point here!
A German pop-punk emo band? It makes sense with the lead singer, he looks emo enough (and probably a closet case). But his brother back there with the dreadlocks is like a spitting image of (insert name of person from Korn or ICP here). Yeah, I went there. The point is, this lead singer's brother is the one on guitar, trying to be all punk and stuff, you know? It doesn't make sense to me...further investigation on Wikipedia reveals that he's actually just like any American kid his age, only in Germany. With the baggy pants, and hats and radical claims about how he's stuck his under-developed cock in more than 25 female orifices, it makes me wonder why Germans can't just grow some balls and be their own country.

Why should America influence every other place on the planet? I consider myself an individual but I wondered, if I lived anywhere else but here, I'd be a living, breathing tool; a poser, a pawn of pop culture. Sure, Germany has Nazi history but that doesn't mean they can't be slightly original (for example, a favorite of mine). Even the drummer in this band is victim of it...first of all he doesn't even look German he looks like a hybrid of East European and Californian. And in the pic on teh Wiki, there's a Vans shirt slapped on his muscular chest. Favorite influences of his? Nothing from his own hemisphere, that's for sure. Instead, he treats us to his opinions on Metallica, Slipknot (all forty-two fucking members), and Flea from RHCP. Seriously kid, you may have some talent. Get your own sound and stop thinking you have to be LIKE US!

Granted, I may not have room to be talking about this. After all, I don't live in Germany, and I'm not as old as anyone in that band. My opinion means nothing...blah blah. But since when have I cared who agrees with me? You come here to read and take a slice of life, absorbing what's on the page into your ocular vessels. Sorry if you don't like this entry, but I had to rant about something.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/harriet_tubman_was_in_fact_the_first_black_bus_driver_celebrate_black_history.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/most_boring_spam_post_welcome_to_the_tranny_train.mws palyer101 2007-02-26T07:02:29-05:00 <![CDATA[Most Boring Spam Post (Welcome to the Tranny Train)]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/most_boring_spam_post_welcome_to_the_tranny_train.mws Today, I downloaded and added my 500th song to my Winamp library (happened to be Rebel Rebel by David Bowie). I decided that although no one else cares, I have to somehow bookmark, immortalize, remember this moment. To keep it from being a completely nonsense post, I'm going to list all the artists here who helped make it possible (aka make an appearance in my Winamp library):

A Flock of Seagulls
A Perfect Circle
The Academy Is...
Alice in Chains
All-American Rejects
Andrew W.K.
Animotion
Bad Company
Bad Religion
Beck
Better Than Ezra
Big City Rock
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
Black Sabbath
Blink-182
Bloodhound Gang
Blue Oyster Cult
Bob Dylan
Bon Jovi
Boomtown Rats
Bowling for Soup
Box Car Racer
Breaking Benjamin
Bryan Adams
Buckcherry
Buckethead
Buffalo Springfield
The Cars
Charlie Daniels
Cheap Trick
Chevelle
The Clash
Cobra Starship
Coldplay
Collective Soul
The Contingency Plan
Corey Hart
Crossfade
The Darkness
David Bowie
Dead Milkmen
Dead or Alive
Def Leppard
Deftones
Depeche Mode
DETHKLOK
Dire Straits
Don Henley
The Doors
DragonForce
Dream Theater
Dusty Springfield
The Eagles
Edgar Winter Group
Edison Lighthouse
Eels
Electric Light Orchestra
Enigma
Epica
Eric Clapton
Eurythmics
Eve 6
Everclear
Fall Out Boy
The Flys
Folk Implosion
Foo Fighters
Foreigner
Franz Ferdinand
The F-Ups
Gackt
Gary Numan
George Thorogood
Godsmack
Golden Earring
Goo Goo Dolls
The Good, the Bad, and the Queen
Gorillaz
Green Day
Guns & Roses
Head Automatica
Hinder
Hot Action Cop
Huey Lewis & the News
Incubus
Iron Maiden
Jesper Kyd
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Buffett
Joan Jett
Joe Jackson
Journey
Juliana Theory
Kamelot
Kansas
The Killers
King Missile
Korn
L7
Led Zeppelin
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Living Colour
Loverboy
Lustra
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mai Yamane
Matchbox Twenty
Megadeth
Metallica
Modern English
Nazareth
Neil Diamond
Nine Inch Nails
Nobuo Uematsu
Norman Greenbaum
The Offspring
Orange Range
Orgy
Panic! at the Disco
Paul McCartney (w/ Wings)
Paul Simon
Phil Collins
the pillows
Pink Floyd
The Pixies
Plain White T's
The Police
Primus
Queen
R.E.M.
The Raconteurs
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
REO Speedwagon
Rhapsody
Rick Springfield
Rob Zombie
Robert Palmer
Rod Stewart
Rolling Stones
Rush
The Seatbelts
Semisonic
Sevendust
She Wants Revenge
Silverstein
Simple Minds
Soft Cell
Something Corporate
Soul Asylum
The Spill Canvas
Stabbing Westward
Staind
Stevie Nicks
Sting
Story of the Year
Stroke 9
Styx
Sublime
Sugarcult
Supertramp
Symphony X
Talking Heads
Tears for Fears
Ted Nugent
Tesla
Thin Lizzy
Third Eye Blind
Three Days Grace
TISM
Tom Petty
Tool
U2
Urge Overkill
Utada Hikaru
Van Morrison
VAST
The Verve
Warren Zevon
Weakerthans
Weezer
The Who
X Japan
Yellowcard
Yoko Kanno

Hooray for ridiculous entries!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/most_boring_spam_post_welcome_to_the_tranny_train.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/prepare_for_glory.mws palyer101 2007-03-12T04:03:38-05:00 <![CDATA[Prepare for Glory]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/prepare_for_glory.mws So, how about that 300 movie? I saw it on Friday.



Best Movie. Evar.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/prepare_for_glory.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/departure.mws palyer101 2007-04-04T09:04:42-05:00 <![CDATA[Departure]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/departure.mws I don't often have anything great to blog about anymore, my thoughts are empty. But here's the recent news:

Yesterday:
Watched the new Fall Out Boy video, once again this band has somewhat of a spellbinding effect on me. The music and esp. the new video in particular are like a guilty pleasure, I can't let anyone find out about this! Also downloaded a mega-load of music, including Megadeth Metallica and Buckethead. It's super hard to find Buckethead music on Limewire but I did manage to collect a grand total of 14 songs. Fun times.

Today:
I'll be going downtown to see a concert, Dragonforce and Killswitch Engage will be there. I was going to go with sister, but she had work I understand, of course she had work I mean...I'm like the only guy I know without a job. I hate having my care-free plans impede on everyone else's structured lifestyle. I'm sure the concert will be fun. Hopefully Dragonforce won't totally suck the dick live, like my thoughts tell me. I don't care if they do though it's still fun music.

Tomorrow:
Will probably end up having to clean the whole house and then some for mother again, so demanding. Yesterday I got so tired out I fell asleep for two hours? Jesus. Today I have to wash like three loads of clothes, I should get going on that before time gets away from me. There will definitely be more laundry to do. God this whole Spring Cleaning deal is ruining my Spring BREAK.

Friday:
I will most DEFINITELY be seeing the GRINDHOUSE which opens in theatres. This, I have been looking forward to for months. Can't wait, gonna be awesome. OMG OMG excitement.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/departure.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/devoid_of_any_particular_theme.mws palyer101 2007-04-10T03:04:59-05:00 <![CDATA[Devoid of Any Particular Theme]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/devoid_of_any_particular_theme.mws Randomness:

So the concert last Wednesday that I attended, wasn't the greatest. I already know it's hard for a band to sound decent live (it's the bass or the acoustics or something that just masks the sound, or whatever makes music so "good," in concerts). Killswitch Engage wasn't bad, but I don't really like them so I can't say it was excellent. He Is Legend and Chimaira weren't exactly my type either, but He Is Legend especially sounded bad on stage. Let's get one thing straight here, I hate screaming, screamo, or any type of music where the vocals are achieved through growling or anything other than singing, humming, or even sometimes shrieking. Dragonforce was the main reason I went there, and I was impressed. The sound was good, the vocals were good, they just pulled everything off really nice. The only time I felt like the show was going downhill was the performance of "Through the Fire and Flames," which suffered from some somewhat badly executed guitar solos and bad rhythm. Although they sound like catastrophes, the show wasn't really hindered by those few problems.

Here's something a bit more recent. I'm liking some of these songs by The Killers that I hear on radio and on tv, like Mr. Brightside and Read My Mind, so I noticed that the new album by them is on sale at Target. I bought it for 12 bucks on Sunday. I was hoping for something great, but after listening to the whole thing I feel cheated. The best song on the album is no doubt "Read my Mind," which is understandable and forgivable in most cases, since it is a single, but in this case it's almost the ONLY song worth listening to. As I listen to the songs, the vocals feel and sound repetitive, there needs to be more backup and variety thrown in. Furthermore the actual lyrics, not usually something I pick at, are too ambiguous. Most songs make no sense, or have little meaning to pull from, and the ones that do are ludicrous. Uncle Jonny, for example, is one of the few songs that have a clear story to it, and it's about a man who does cocaine...and somethin else. I can't quite tell. Point is, I'm wholly disappointed. They have some great sounds here, but it's hard to listen to when everything else is making you grind your teeth.

Speaking of me, and buying music, I've been mulling over in my head how to obtain enough cash to afford Nine Inch Nails' new album coming out, Year Zero. I definitely can't miss this.

uhh...more things i'll say:

Mosh pits are stupid...no, don't try and argue this. Don't try and sway me, don't tell me I just don't "get it". This is a solidly grounded fact that I've firmly established. There's not a way I can call it a matter of opinion, or one of those things where you have to put yourself in someone else's shoes. Moshing is a dumb activity, it's actually dangerous too. Everyone who likes to do it...You need help. Get a hobby or a girlfriend, or pursue some higher calling in life. Otherwise kindly remove yourself from the fucking gene pool, or cut off your own organs under the belt so you can no longer reproduce and fill the earth with your unintelligent spawn. Again...mosh pits can go away. Please.
But they won't.  I know.
People will keep doing it.
No one cares I'm writing this...and I'm probably not going to persuade anyone to stop going to concerts and moshing.
Just please...
Keep it away from me.

Or I'll shoot you.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/devoid_of_any_particular_theme.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/passage_at_the_end_of_the_clearing.mws palyer101 2007-04-12T06:04:06-05:00 <![CDATA[Passage at the End of the Clearing]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/passage_at_the_end_of_the_clearing.mws Kurt Vonnegut passed away yesterday.



The Indiana-born and raised author not only penned some great novels, but makes me proud to live in this state. Let us remember him this week and mourn the passing of a great man, who was often underrated despite his great contributions to the field of literature.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/passage_at_the_end_of_the_clearing.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/king_colon.mws palyer101 2007-04-15T11:04:45-05:00 <![CDATA[King Colon]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/king_colon.mws Neil Peart, the phenomenal drummer from Rush, made an appearance in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters movie, meaning that everyone within the sound of my voice needs to go see it right now.


So did Bruce Campbell of "Evil Dead" fame, fanboys cheer in unison, as the enigmatic "fourth" Aqua Teen (no spoilers will be given) appear in the film, praise the man Jesus.

Tina Fey appears as a bean burrito, SNL fans rejoice.

Space Ghost and his lesser half Zorak also appear briefly (accompanied by clips of 12 oz. Mouse, praise the man Jesus) briefly, only to be blown up, we mourn his passing.

Cameos abound!
Anywho, yeah. I saw the movie. I loved the movie. I laughed in the movie. I screamed in the movie. I'm no good at writing "reviews" anymore. Here's the bottom line:

If you like the show, go see it.
If you've never seen the show, go fuck yourself.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/king_colon.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/another_version_of_the_truth.mws palyer101 2007-04-18T11:04:33-05:00 <![CDATA[Another Version of the Truth]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/another_version_of_the_truth.mws Okay let's get it on.

Conspiracy theory of the day:
Today on Tyra Banks a young teenage girl was on the show who said she was addicted to sex at age 16 or whatever. She's not pregnant and does not have any STD's, despite having sex with many people multiple times at her young age.

The show told this girl she had a disease, that she was "addicted" to sex and that it was wrong, so on and so on. This is bad for her, she's sick, she needs therapy. Tyra and her so-called specialists just go on and on about how she needs to get help and they can help her. By the end of this she was crying and regretting everything in her life.

WTF?

Apparently from what I gather this girl enjoyed having sex. Sex, as we all know, is somewhat portrayed as a dirty thing because of the media and the government and shame and all the stupid psychological mumbo-jumbo and stigmas surrounding it. Thing is, that's all bullshit. Sex is not wrong. It's not dirty. It's not nasty. It's wonderful, it's a natural human function, and it's the source of all life as we know it. Sex is basic, it's driving, it's powerful, it can dictate, and often does, an entire human being's life.
Sometimes it's a problem. Like if it causes you do to bad things like steal or rape or pedophilia or whatever. Sometimes it's bad if you do it with a family member...or a dog. Or a horse.
But this girl seemed to enjoy natural consensual sex that was (at least to an extent) safe with boys. This, apparently, makes her "sick" and "diseased." She needs therapy and even more government sponsored conditioning to rectify this serious issue.
Bullshit.

No.

Just shut up. You're telling her she's a bad person because she did what she liked, what was natural to her body, and what gave her fulfillment. Let the bitch make her own choices. Do i condone her actions? No, she was probably a whore. Nevertheless, she was not a sick whore or an addicted one. Stop trying to fix what is NOT broken. Damn government, controlling our lives.

Secondly, what's up with all the product recalls lately? Dog food today, olives yesterday, peanut butter and mouthwash before that...Goddammit. Now the government's trying to kill us AND keep us from having sex. What's one reformist like me to do?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/another_version_of_the_truth.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/one_of_those_people_people_talk_about.mws palyer101 2007-04-24T10:04:01-05:00 <![CDATA[One of those people people talk about]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/one_of_those_people_people_talk_about.mws I never thought I'd see the day when I no longer had a desire to play video games. I haven't touched on in a long time, to be honest, and I think that now looking back I can pinpoint when it started.

After I bought the Wii.
I just stopped playing games. I even have unopened video games lying around that I just can't seem to motivate myself to play.
Is it because my interests have changed?

Am I just growing up?

Was my father right all these years?
Or...Did the Wii kill gaming for me?

I wonder.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/one_of_those_people_people_talk_about.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/where_our_journeys_begun.mws palyer101 2007-04-30T11:04:16-05:00 <![CDATA[Where Our Journey's Begun]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/where_our_journeys_begun.mws We broke down tonight and turned on the fan. My mom even opened windows before doing this, which means it's REALLY hot. My mom hates our neighbors and wouldn't open a window for Jesus himself, but she did today. Shortly after we turned on the fan and shut them again, I guess the uneasiness crept back in.

I just found out that the theater at the mall is having a midnight showing of Spiderman 3 on Thursday. I'm planning on attending, and not attending school the next day. =P  Don't tell anyone. I've been waiting for this movie for years and I'll be damned if I let some school day interfere with my viewing pleasure. It'd work out better anyway since I have to go to my dad's on Friday, and my mom wants to see the movie with me. Hopefully she'll stay awake long enough and find a way to get me to the movie and still get to work in the morning. Perhaps take many naps the afternoon of.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/where_our_journeys_begun.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/spiderman_thoughts.mws palyer101 2007-05-08T03:05:45-05:00 <![CDATA[Spiderman Thoughts]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/spiderman_thoughts.mws Like at least half of america (if not more), i saw the new Spidey. It was good.

I don't know why a lot of people are trying to say it wasn't..I really enjoyed it. Not that it didn't have its faults. The acting on Maguire and Dunst's part was lacking throughout, as usual. Maguire can't pull off serious no matter how hard he tries, and only does good if he's in a costume. Kirsten Dunst screams like a girl pretty well...she's better at a serious role but it still needs polishing. The acting feels forced and like we're absorbing the concept of what the actors are saying rather than hearing and understanding the actual words. It's not good, but it's ignorable in front of what the movie presented.

Which was, to say the least: great visuals, awesome battle/fighting scenes, superb directing by Sam Raimi, great performances from Jameson (again). The emotion was there and it was felt, but sometimes felt blurred due to multiple storylines going on at once.

James Franco did worse this time around, the amnesia parts and silly attempts at humor made me laugh for all the wrong reasons.

Topher Grace is a fag poptart. Seriously. No good. Not at all, in any parts. He seriously needs to break away from his image as a sitcom dropout and try to do something other than make puns and quirky, not-so-funny ways of saying things...

Other than that the movie was good. Good Bruce Campbell and Stan Lee cameos, perhaps best so far. Venom animations could have been more venom-y, and the actual fights between him and Spider-man should have come sooner and more often. The conflict between the two (meaning Parker and the symbiote) could be expanded more in the future, but as far as comic book and canon storyline goes, the rivalry between Venom and Spidey lasted a lot longer (as did the suit on Parker) than it did in the movie, making it feel rushed. It's to be expected though, considering that to come up with all the directing, animations, and sequences for the fights between them would have been very hard to come up with.

Overall, go see this if you haven't already. Go see it again, even. Let's all give Sony and the Raimis more money so they can make 17 of these...
Already made more than 1 mil past its budget...which was the largest in history...Jesus...What a marketing force this franchise is.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/spiderman_thoughts.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_second_summer.mws palyer101 2007-05-30T08:05:31-05:00 <![CDATA[The Second Summer]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/the_second_summer.mws There's only a few days of school left, I get out on the 4th.

Not much to look forward to. ...Or is there?

I'm not used to spending summers out of school, but I may be able to get into the groove this time around instead of wasting it. Day after school gets out, new Dream Theater album. Also new Tomb Raider game.

Another Guitar Hero will be released before school lets back in.

And I'm going to see Tool in June.
This is going to be great. But this weekend is going to suck.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/the_second_summer.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fire_in_the_sky.mws palyer101 2007-06-08T10:06:10-05:00 <![CDATA[Fire In The Sky]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/fire_in_the_sky.mws On Sunday, in Kansas City, a world record was broken by 1,683 guitarists that gathered together to play "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple, due to its famous riff and tendency to be the first song a person learns to play.

Linksorz!

Also...I heard Paris Hilton is already out of jail? WTF?

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/fire_in_the_sky.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/prepare_for_revolution.mws palyer101 2007-07-09T02:07:38-05:00 <![CDATA[Prepare for Revolution]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/prepare_for_revolution.mws Adult Swim has taken over Friday nights, marking an important event in history. I never saw this happening, I always figured that the adolescent cartoon draw would be too strong.

This just proves that even a small group of smart people can make good things happen.

And Futurama rules.

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/prepare_for_revolution.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jk_rowling_is_a_retard.mws palyer101 2007-07-24T04:07:40-05:00 <![CDATA[J.K. Rowling is a Retard]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/jk_rowling_is_a_retard.mws Killing everyone in your story is not the way to end a book, you pussy-ass bitch. Great job on copping out and taking the easy road to success, making money off of people's Potter obsessions and not even trying. Don't feed me the bullshit that you even enjoyed writing the book, that you hope we like it. Yeah, and I hope you suck my dick for making me buy and eventually give up reading The "Deathly Hallows," because the Internet is full of spoilers anyway.


Burn in hell you bitch, you deserve it for ruining people's lives. MORE THAN 8 MILLION OF THEM!

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/jk_rowling_is_a_retard.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/slash_blames_megadeth_for_speeding_ticket.mws palyer101 2007-09-26T11:09:06-05:00 <![CDATA[Slash Blames Megadeth for Speeding Ticket]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/slash_blames_megadeth_for_speeding_ticket.mws Check it out

]]> http://www.mindsay.com/comments/palyer101/slash_blames_megadeth_for_speeding_ticket.mws http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_poem_i_wrote.mws palyer101 2007-10-05T06:10:08-05:00 <![CDATA[A Poem I Wrote]]> http://palyer101.mindsay.com/a_poem_i_wrote.mws I wrote a poem the other day during class because I was feeling upset, and this is what came out. It was written without much thought and is rather hackneyed together, but considering I don't usually write anything but short stories, I liked how this venture turned out. Go ahead and let me know what you think.

"People Are Ignorant"

People are ignorant
and in that respect,
every one of us is blind

People are ignorant,
and it's that respect,
that severs the ties that bind

People are ignorant
and if you inspect,
I'm sure that deep down you'll find

Everyone in your life,
who seemed to forget,
was ignorant the whole time.

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After weekly visits with the shrink, it's come to the medication. i'll be starting a low dose soon, probably next week sometime. Therapist says at most I'll be on it for a year, who knows. I was skeptic at first but after consideration I haven't seen much improvement in quality of life or so as of late, and I've been extra sleepy, lazy, finding myself unable to do things I used to make time for (like visiting tehnook frequently, chatting online, some of you may have noticed), and I guess this is the best way to go. If we don't see any improvements after this therapist says there's more serious problems going on that need addressed, which probably indicates not a problem with my brain or chemical levels, but rather something I'm just not doing right out of laziness or unwillingness to commit, i dunno.

Anywho, I'll keep you guys posted, ...assuming anyone enjoys my musings.
Thoughts?

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